Hokie Bird is now the King and Lord of all turkeys.

By: HokieEnginerd on November 26, 2019, 6:04 PM | 8 comments

I saw this on /r/CFB and was really amused. Not sure how this happened.

All hail the Hokie Bird!

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McHokie540's picture McHokie540
🤮UVA💩
| 6 years 7 months #

Well, safe to say the author was some jealous jack-ass hoo

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 6 years 7 months # ^

Actually, he went to UNC-G, I clicked a link to find out.

So one level removed from one of the teams (UNC) that we compete against regularly. Close enough to a Hoo, though.

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 6 years 7 months #

It's fun to see VT get coverage over this.

Even a silly, jealous-looking article like that one.

wisec4g's picture wisec4g | 6 years 7 months #

Hail to the Hokie Bird!

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (979) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

LancerHokie's picture LancerHokie | 6 years 7 months #

Didn't we already know that the Hokie Bird was Supreme and Superior?

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

dragone's picture dragone | 6 years 7 months #

AUTHOR, JAMES DATOR:

No. 1 — I don't like Hokie Bird's cold, dead stare.
There is nothing but malicious intent in these eyes. I hate it. I hate him. Sorry Hokies fans, but your mascot is a terrifying hellscape.

HOKIENATION:

Let's Go

HOKIES

theMattBoard's picture theMattBoard
.COM
| 6 years 7 months #

...the United States government officially recognized Virginia Tech mascot Hokie Bird as the supreme leader and god of all turkeys.

I do art stuff.

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 6 years 7 months #

Trump also joked about his defeats in lawsuits, telling last year's turkeys: "Unfortunately, I can't guarantee that your pardons won't be enjoined by the Ninth Circuit ... Always happens."