Dave Clawson likes to pull his long shirt sleeve over his left hand in which he holds a wire hanger hook that he refers to as 'The Claw', and when he's angry with someone he tells them "You don't want The Claw, son".
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Dave Clawson is head coach at an institution that was founded as the Wake Forest Manual Labor Institution, which required its students and staff to do mandatory hard labor on the school plantation.
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I know they're the same thing - but I like the Pumpkin version of Candy Corn. I would never hand that out at Halloween, but I do indulge in the Brach's Pumpkins as a seasonal treat
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Has anyone ever received Circus Peanuts for Halloween? I just remember them always being available at the drug store up by the cash register, along with the diarrhea gummy bears.
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Yep, completely agree. I've never been a fan of the peanut butter and think it is chalky, not creamy.
My hometown has a Hershey's factory that produces Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. If you get them when they are fresh, it is completely different texture from the ones in the store that have likely been made about 6 months prior to hitting the shelf (Halloween candy is typically made in April)
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The only things on this list I wouldn't eat if it was sitting in front of me are licorice, Good & Plenty (see: licorice), circus peanuts, and Necco wafers.
If I'm being honest, I'd probably shovel in a Necco wafer or two and maybe even a circus peanut.
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Dave Clawson goes to the grocery store while hungry and grabs ice cream right off the bat. Then he leaves it by the register in the gum package because it's too melted for his liking.
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That's a f*ckin lie and you know it! He loves his Krispy Kreme donuts, I've seen him buying them by the box from the Harris Teeter! Says he prefers them "cold now" like a true American!
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Dave Clawson thinks that Willie Taggart did a great job at FSU, but that doesnt it stop him from sending the FSU AD an edible arrangement letting him know that there are still good coaches making under $5 million a year that deserve a pay raise.
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Luckily I don't have one of those yet. This was actually a work truck that another office borrowed. Thought the guy was a friend as well as a coworker and helped him in a tight spot. The repairs came out of our budget.
No less annoying as a service manager responsible for the office motorpool.
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Dave Clawson orders his steak well done, douses it in A1, all while saying "he likes his animals dead", like everyone else who orders an actual non-overcooked steak are the ones with the problem
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Dave Clawson double dips his chips at the company Holiday Party while standing around in his "Ugly Christmas Sweater" and always responds "This old thing?" whenever someone asks him about it.
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Dave Clawson snarls his nose and says he wants to gag when someone in the car suggests they stop at Burger King for lunch. When asked his preference he always says Panera Bread like a little snob that thinks he is better than everyone else.
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Mike London won an FCS national championship with Dave Clawson's players and parlayed that success into the UVA head coaching job. That same year, Clawson failed miserably as OC at Tennessee, which resulted in them firing Phil Fulmer and the program becoming a dumpster fire over the last decade.
So... those two things are actually pretty cool.
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Dave Clawson thinks he should get into the CFB HoF before Bud Foster, because, after all, he's a HC and Bud is not and that's the most important qualification.
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Dave Clawson was fired from the family business and forced to change the spelling of his name when he pulled a Jerry and spent millions on the following marketing campaign:
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Dave Clawson likes to pull his long shirt sleeve over his left hand in which he holds a wire hanger hook that he refers to as 'The Claw', and when he's angry with someone he tells them "You don't want The Claw, son".
Dave Clawson looks like the actor they'd hire to play Mitt Romney in an oddly niche Made for TV Hallmark Christmas Movie
Ain't no laws when you're playing against Claws.
dave clawson takes his fashion advice from that one viral meme of the rock
Dave Clawson's name is actually Dave C. Lawson. The C doesn't stand for anything so he blended his middle and last names together.
Back to back traditional religious schools good at football...?
There's only one answer- we need more Divine Deablo.
Dave Clawson is head coach at an institution that was founded as the Wake Forest Manual Labor Institution, which required its students and staff to do mandatory hard labor on the school plantation.
I didn't realize this was a "Foe"rensics article...
straight facts homie
... an institution which then moved away from the city that grew around it and took its name.
Dave Clawson hands out Smarties on Halloween.
And he only gives out one mini-pack per trick-or-treater.
I'm actually good with this....
Wait, you are? I think Smarties taste like chalk. Between those and Peanut Butter Kisses, they are my number 1 and 2 of worst Halloween Candy..
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I like #10, #9, and #7.
I know they're the same thing - but I like the Pumpkin version of Candy Corn. I would never hand that out at Halloween, but I do indulge in the Brach's Pumpkins as a seasonal treat
Nothing is worse than circus peanuts. I'll take candy corn 10/10 over circus peanuts.
Has anyone ever received Circus Peanuts for Halloween? I just remember them always being available at the drug store up by the cash register, along with the diarrhea gummy bears.
I am. I find them delicious.
And, as was stated below, we can all rally around circus peanuts being the most disgusting things ever invented.
Of this list, only Tootsie Rolls are any good. Good and Plenty is one of the worst 'candies' ever produced.
Also, Reeses Peanut Butter Cups are overrated. 3/10 would not consume.
Looks like it might not have worked..... it's a version of "I'll see you in hell," which you deserve for that bad food taek.
Tell them who sent you!
As a Horse... On A Treadmill...
You of all equines should know that horses love peanut butter.
RPBCs are the best, that is all.
The consistency of the peanut butter in RPBC is akin to the chalky unpleasantness of candy corn.
It's these fake versions of things I like that really get my goat.
What RPBC you eating? They aren't chalky at all.
Yep, completely agree. I've never been a fan of the peanut butter and think it is chalky, not creamy.
My hometown has a Hershey's factory that produces Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. If you get them when they are fresh, it is completely different texture from the ones in the store that have likely been made about 6 months prior to hitting the shelf (Halloween candy is typically made in April)
The only things on this list I wouldn't eat if it was sitting in front of me are licorice, Good & Plenty (see: licorice), circus peanuts, and Necco wafers.
If I'm being honest, I'd probably shovel in a Necco wafer or two and maybe even a circus peanut.
Even a circus peanut??!? Good GOD, man! Have *some* standards!!
I, ah, MIGHT be .... heavily invested in this topic.
Dave Clawson goes to the grocery store while hungry and grabs ice cream right off the bat. Then he leaves it by the register in the gum package because it's too melted for his liking.
Dave Clawson claims to have been the inventor of the Bear Claw pastry.
Chip Kelly doesn't credit the underdog for almost beating him at home with the backup quarterback.
Dave Clawson rhymes with Dwayne Lawson.
It's actually the same guy.
Dave Clawson lives in Winston-Salem and he prefers Dunkin Donuts over Krispy Kreme.
That's a f*ckin lie and you know it! He loves his Krispy Kreme donuts, I've seen him buying them by the box from the Harris Teeter! Says he prefers them "cold now" like a true American!
Dave Clawson's defense ran basic stunts that fucked our offense to the tune of 3 points in an overtime game in which his trash team beat Frank Beamer
You are one tough nut to crack, Homie.
Dave Clawson petitioned for the school to use "Woke Forest" as their catchphrase to try to appeal to the youngsters out there.
Me, You, Same Page
Posted this on another thread just this afternoon:
Nope. I participated last week got my heart broken. No more hatin' on for me.
lies, you didn't hate ENOUGH, c'mon
Dave Clawson's team plays in a mini-Lane stadium.
Nice move.
Clawson speeds in No Wake zones
and slows down in the passing lane.
Dave Clawson puts the 0-0 game on his resume
And he boasts about how he is the only current coach to double an opponent's score in a multiple overtime game.
Dave Clawson thinks that Willie Taggart did a great job at FSU, but that doesnt it stop him from sending the FSU AD an edible arrangement letting him know that there are still good coaches making under $5 million a year that deserve a pay raise.
Dave Clawson thinks Texas Pete was invented in Texas.
I see you, bro. And I like it.
Dave Clawson still thinks it's Wake Forrest, and means to drive your boat too close to Forrest Gump.
Dave Clawson brags about the White Claw hype he started last summer
Dave Clawson refuses to be called David, only by Mother, and only when she's angry
Dave Clawson parks his car more than 6" off the curb, on a busy street in downtown W-S, and everyone has to go one lane to get around
Dave corrects your pronunciation: "It's Kuh-Lawson, dammit"
Dave spells his name "Claussen" when he's writing to pickle companies trying to get complimentary jars.
Dave had a friend with the same name so to differentiate he called himself white clawson
Dave Clawsons first job was a stamp licker for Publishers Clearinghouse
Dave Clawson recruited a national championship team for TimeCop.
Dave Clawson thinks the Salem Witch Trials were in Winston-Salem.
East Winston-Salem to be exact.
David Clawson would like to talk to you about his craft beer hobbie.
Dave Clawson borrows your truck and returns it dirty, with no gas, and with shovel gouges in the bed and liner.
He asks to borrow it again the next month and calls you a douchebag when you decline.
You can always tell the people who are describing a situation that actually happened to them, lol..
Fuck Dave Clawson.
Plot twist: It was a family member?!
Nah, our dad showed us that you take care of borrowed equipment.
Son in law?
Luckily I don't have one of those yet. This was actually a work truck that another office borrowed. Thought the guy was a friend as well as a coworker and helped him in a tight spot. The repairs came out of our budget.
No less annoying as a service manager responsible for the office motorpool.
Well, at least it wasn't a personal truck.
Dave Clawson wears onesie pajamas to sleep.
What a monster. I take mine off before bed.
SON!!!
Dave Clawson has been trying to reach you about your vehicle's extended warranty...
Dave Clawson has a secret play named "the reach around"
Dave Clawson once worked at a dairy farm; he was the "head milker"
He always said he preferred the milk from the bulls
Dave Clawson orders his steak well done, douses it in A1, all while saying "he likes his animals dead", like everyone else who orders an actual non-overcooked steak are the ones with the problem
Dave Clawson cuts you off in traffic and flips you the bird for being in his way.
Dave Clawson coaches at a school founded by Baptists that somehow has the mascot of a "demon deacon"
Dave Clawson orders hamburger helper at 5 star restaurants
Dave Clawson prefers the toilet paper under
Dave Clawson is pushing for the year-end game against Duke to be called "The Great Schism."
Dave Clawson thinks he is a real P5 head coach 😂😂😂
TBF, he will be when he's coaching FSU next year.
Dave Clawson double dips his chips at the company Holiday Party while standing around in his "Ugly Christmas Sweater" and always responds "This old thing?" whenever someone asks him about it.
Dave Clawson understands how four way stops work but says "F you, I'm going anyway."
Dave Clawson and his family are really happy to be in this picture
Dave Clawson tells people at a party he smells like he does because his clothes absorb the odor from the locker room as a conversation starter.
Dave Clawson prefers to be reverse teabagged
Dave Clawson snarls his nose and says he wants to gag when someone in the car suggests they stop at Burger King for lunch. When asked his preference he always says Panera Bread like a little snob that thinks he is better than everyone else.
Crap. I married Dave Clawson.
Mike London won an FCS national championship with Dave Clawson's players and parlayed that success into the UVA head coaching job. That same year, Clawson failed miserably as OC at Tennessee, which resulted in them firing Phil Fulmer and the program becoming a dumpster fire over the last decade.
So... those two things are actually pretty cool.
Dave Clawson backs the NCAA's decision on Nolley, saying "better safe that sorry".
Dave Clawson thinks he should get into the CFB HoF before Bud Foster, because, after all, he's a HC and Bud is not and that's the most important qualification.
Dave Clawson thinks David Blackwell would make a great P5 DC.
Live look in on Dave Clawson in the WF locker room after practice (the Claw):
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When he makes poor in-game decision, Clawson yells 'IM IN A PICKLE' and chuckles to himself.
Dave Clawson was fired from the family business and forced to change the spelling of his name when he pulled a Jerry and spent millions on the following marketing campaign:
Dave Clawson remains mystified as to how his nephew Jimmy fell all the way to the second round.
He's attended Panthers games with the sole intent of booing Cam Newton for years.
Dave Clawson is sad that this is the last time he'll see Buds D
Dave Clawson is just an alias. His real name is Baron Von Raschke Junior.
Dave Clawson thinks making less than 50K a year is pathetic.
I have to upvote you since I made the poorly worded comment.
Kaleb Smith turned down a full ride from Dave Clawson to walk-on at VT and play for Brad Cornelsen.