Once again, last weekend was rough for me. I came out slightly ahead only because I bet as much on anOSU (-14) as I did on all my other bets combined, but still feels like a hollow victory. What did we learn? Alabama is going to steamroll everyone, but not as much as expected (they are 1-2 ATS). UNCHeat was 1 second away from...still not getting a TD to make my multiple UNC (+3.5) bets hit. And, lastly, LOLUVa doesn't have the clout to put away a team as crappy as FSU and managed to only win by 7 despite the fact that the line was (-7.5).
Fuck LOLUVa I mean, don't bet, kids.
Anyway, on to this week's lines.
- Tulane (-5): I watched the Houston/Washington State game and I honestly thought Houston looked decent. This seems skewed by the fact that Tulane put up 58 points in their last game, but I still like Houston here outright.
- LOLUVa (-29): I know the wahoos are better than us right now. I know they should bury ODU. I also know that I'm gonna take ODU (+29) because...well, I'm stupid, but there it is.
- Miami (-30.5): I have been underwhelmed by Miami. They lost a sloppy game to Florida and then gave away a game to a less than stellar UNCHeat team. I mean, they did beat BC, 63-0 so that's nothing to scoff at. Oh wait, that's Bethune Cookman, not Boston College. I'm taking the underdogs and the points.
- Washington State (-19). UCLA managed to make the ESPN bottom 10 this week. Coincidentally so did the entire ACC, but that's another story for another time. I don't know what the final score will be, but I expect Washington State to win by at least 19 and for UCLA to score 14, because, in that, they've been oddly consistent despite playing three wildly different teams.
As always, please do not take my ramblings as legitimate gambling advice. You will lose your shirt and anything else you're foolish enough to bet based on my idiocy.
Lines may change over the course of the week. I also may have made errors copying them. Always triple check when money is at stake
TKP does not encourage gambling and even if it did, I am neither employed nor sanctioned by Orange and Maroon Media, LLC so who cares.
|Away Team||Home Team||Spread||___||Away Team||Home Team||Spread|
|Houston||Tulane||Tulane (-5)||SMU||TCU||TCU (-9.5)|
|Florida International||Louisiana Tech||Louisiana Tech (-7.5)||South Alabama||UAB||UAB (-10)|
|Utah||USCw||Utah (-3.5)||Bowling Green||Kent State||Kent State (-10.5)|
|Air Force||Boise State||Boise State (-8)||Kentucky||Mississippi State||Mississippi State (-6)|
|Southern Miss||Alabama||Bama (-39)||USCjr||Mizzou||Mizzou (-9)|
|LSU||Vandy||LSU (-23.5)||Central Michigan||Miami (FL)||Miami (-30.5)|
|Michigan State||Northwestern||MSU (-9.5)||WVU||Kansas||WVU (-5)|
|BC||Rutgets||BC (-7)||New Mexico State||New Mexico||New Mexico (-5)|
|Cal||Ole Miss||Ole Miss (-2.5)||Baylor||Rice||Baylor (-26)|
|Michigan||Wisconsin||Wiscy (-3.5)||Oregon||Stanford||Oregon (-10.5)|
|Western Michigan||Syracuse||Syracuse (-5)||Georgia State||Texas State||Texas State (-3)|
|Tennessee||Florida||Florida (-14)||Ball State||NC State||NC State (-19)|
|UL Monroe||Iowa State||Iowa State (-19)||ODU||LOLUVa||LOLUVa (-29)|
|Connecticut||Indiana||Indiana (-27)||Charlotte||Clemson||Clemson (-41)|
|Coastal Carolina||Massachusettes||Coastal Carolina (-16.5)||Oklahoma State||Texas||Texas (-5)|
|UL Lafayette||Ohio||Ohio (-3.5)||UTSA||North Texas||North Texas (-18.5)|
|Troy||Akron||Troy (-17)||San Jose State||Arkansas||Arkansas (-21)|
|Miami (OH)||anOSU||anOSU (-39)||Nevada||UTEP||Nevada (-14.5)|
|Temple||Buffalo||Temple (-13.5)||Nebraska||Illinois||Nebraska (-13)|
|UCF||Pitt||UCF (-11.5)||Notre Dame||Georgia||Georgia (-14)|
|Washington||BYU||Washington (-7)||Colorado||Arizona State||Arizona State (-7.5)|
|App State||UNCHeat||UNCHeat (-3)||Toledo||Colorado State||Toledo (-9)|
|Wyoming||Tulsa||Tulsa (-3)||Utah State||San Diego State||Utah State (-4)|
|Auburn||aTm||aTm (-3.5)||UCLA||Washington State||WSU (-19)|