Bronco asks for relief from a single ant, then hits 3 balls out of bounds. When he gets in the clubhouse he says he almost broke par, except for the 10 on #12 and the 4 putt on 16...but you know, he should have broken par.
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Bronco shows up at a social get together where the invitation says "no politics please", gets drunk, and spends the evening describing why social media posts he finds politically offensive are wrong, and that it's great to get away from it for a while.
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BM wears a mask while eating at a restaurant, gets it dirty, and leaves a nasty Yelp review complaining about the food being too messy to eat with a mask.
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Well, maybe so, and I've been to enough UVA games to know they do have some fetching coeds to tempt the eye, but it seems to me that the Zima breath alone should have derailed that despicable project.
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Fu@$!, his plan didnt work, but it may have delayed the inevitable return of the Commonwealth Cup to its rightful owner. Please let football last long enough for this to happen.
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Shut this thread down! The hate is being diluted by time and space. It needs to be focused into 1 week of laser like hate pointed directly at whoville. This will cause a weekend long mind scramble.
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Bronco Mendenhall needs a 10 point maneuver to parallel park his Smart Car.
Related; Bronco Mendenhall drives a Smart Car.
Bronco needs to EARN that parking space.
The world is safer if he leaves his car parked.
Bronco Mendenhall is a poopy mcpoopface.
Can confirm
Bronco is really just a gelded pony.
Bronco would rather continue with COVID threads than move on to regularly scheduled football threads.
(Thank God a feature thread of TKP is back.)
Bronco Mendenhall gets cauliflower crust, vegan cheese pizzas for the team pizza parties.
And he says he'll bring the sodas and shows up with cases of black cherry + coffee AHA
Don't forget that they actually do serve toast in the locker room before away games.
I hate that.
That black cherry + coffee AHA tastes like a Tootsie Pop
Bronco Mendenhall coaches at UVA.
If his name was Jeep Mendenhall, I'd really have a hard time hating him!
Bronco breaks pavers to look tough
The list of worst all time Bronco's: 1) Bronco Mendenhall, 2) OJ's
Bronco uses the phrase, "that's a real punch in the dick" uncomfortably often.
Bronco uses the phrase "hard things together"
Where do you think he got the idea for that hashtag?
Bronco uses the phrase "this guy fucks"
After 20yrs of concepts in Motor Trend, the new Bronco is not what I thought it'd be, and for that, I'm not happy.
Bronco goes fishing with Pat Narduzzi. They use corn as bait and ask one another if they've had a nibble every 5 minutes.
Bronco named his kids after products from the lawn care aisle at Lowe's
His name is Bronco...
Bronco Mendenhall wears socks with flip flops.
Black socks
FTFY
Bronco, without Bryce Perkins to save his bacon:
watermark your memes, kids
Isn't re-use sort of the point of a meme?
But credit where credit is due. Thanks.
haha I saw it and though, "that's hilarious...looks kid of familiar. checks imgur uploads. Well would you look at that."
If you can add Bryce Perkins scrambling off the edge of the roof, my vision is complete.
Why would Bryce Perkins be on the roof? Unless he was looking for a draft.
lol
I like it.
I was more thinking of a Bryce tumbling off a burning ship, but trying to catch a draft is good.
Bronco Mendenhall won't even hold the cup for a full calendar year
And even THAT was longer than he deserved.
Bronco Mendenhall anagrams to:
1. Blah Condemn Loner
2. Balloon Drench Men
3. Banner Condom Hell
4. Branch Demon Ellon
Bronco Mendenhall tells people Ford named the redesigned Bronco after him and the Bronco Sport after his football team.
Bronco posted a hate week thread almost a month before the game.
No, wait... that's wrong.
Bronco thinks LOLUVA should have it's on horse, and it should be the mascot...
Bronco punted Baxter!
Bronco Mendenhall got his ass handed to him by a scrawny peeping tom the night of the enchantment under the sea dance.
Bronco Mendenhall thinks his players won't notice no fans in the stadium because that's how it has been for the past 5 years at UVA
Bronco asks for relief from a single ant, then hits 3 balls out of bounds. When he gets in the clubhouse he says he almost broke par, except for the 10 on #12 and the 4 putt on 16...but you know, he should have broken par.
Bronco Mendenhall's favorite late night snack is unsalted saltines.
So ines.
His daytime snack is roasted, unsalted peanuts.
" Bronco Mendenhall's favorite late night snack Is unsalted saltines with Vegemite.
This thread reminded me that we will not have any FOErensics this year and that made me sad.
We should get a Corona FOErensics...
/semi-sarcastica
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!
I think we need a special Halfwits and Wagers article on the year 2020.
He could make one since it's been so long since that other team held the Cup.
Bronco Mendenhall thinks horses are better than dogs and should replace huskies in the Iditarod.
* Nothing against horses, by the way, just that dogs are awesome! *
And don't bring up his wife...
Bronco plays Nickelback in the locker room
And at home, probably.
He mixes it up at home with a Creed playlist.
Bronco sees the attendance limits as a step up.
Bronco thinks the cardboard cutout fans in the stands need to tone it down a notch.
He thinks all the cutouts should all look like this:
Bronco just sharted, but has to wait til halftime to go to the locker room and change his whitey tighties
If he just sharted his tighties aren't whitey anymore.....
Bronco Mendenhall anagrams to:
Cornball Demon Hen
Bronco uses soap to clean his cast iron.
Bronco uses both sides of his toilet paper
Bronco unspools two ply into single ply to save money.
Even then, he insists on using only one square per visit.
Bronco Mendenhall thinks LOLUVa is "the flagship school in this state"
Bronco comes to your house and adjusts the thermostats to what he thinks is 'comfortable'
Which is 5 degrees warmer than your wife likes.
so like 12-14 degrees warmer than reasonable
Wait until you start flirting with the menopause years when it reverses, and then it's like living with Mr. Popper's Penguins.
Wait... did I just type that out loud?
Hey, don't worry about it. I was on the verge of typing in the exact same thing! Ah, that time of life.
Bronco shows up at a social get together where the invitation says "no politics please", gets drunk, and spends the evening describing why social media posts he finds politically offensive are wrong, and that it's great to get away from it for a while.
Bronco knocks over toddlers' block towers then asks, "why are you crying?"
And then he says, "I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying!"
And laughs as he walks off.
Bronco Mendenhall leaves his dirty clothes visible in the background of his Zoom calls
When Bronco takes a player aside to coach him up, he always says, "Time to drop a big BM on you..." and he doesn't understand why they always snicker.
Bronco Mendenhall appears to always be smelling a fart.
That's because his name is BRONCO----he is smelling his own manure.
Can't spell Bronco Mendenhall without BM.
Bronco Mendenhall can't decide whether he believes the flat earth theory or the hollow earth theory. The earth is NOT round though
Bronco is the kind of guy who has long conversations on speakerphone in public places.
Marc Mendenhall started going by his middle name on July 18th 1994...he thought it would make him more popular.
Bronco has Jamie Newman as his CFB fantasy QB
BM chews with his mouth open
BM wears a mask while eating at a restaurant, gets it dirty, and leaves a nasty Yelp review complaining about the food being too messy to eat with a mask.
Bronco pulls his mask aside to sneeze and shoot snot rockets.
Broncos flies in a rented helicopter to the Catalina Wine Mixer and boos Prestige Worldwide for not playing Free Bird.
Bronco Mendenhall thinks Bronco Billy was Clint Eastwood's best film.
Bronco wishes all of TKP would just pause so the conversation could focus on COVID-19 threads.
Drinking
Bronco thinks fear exists in this dojo.
Bronco told my wife's cousin to have his wedding on HateDay!
Brethren! We have HOKIE FOOTBALL in less than a week!
Bronco tries to emulate old Clint Eastwood shows and wants to take that on tour.
You mean less than 2 weeks... The Clash is the 19th
I am not a smart person! Since I retired I don't know what dat it is.
It's all good. I've felt like I was in Groundhog Day most days since March....
It's sure going to seem like a long week.
Will probably seem more like two.
Bronco Mendenhall sent a bunch of Covid positive coeds to seduce and infect our football players
Well, maybe so, and I've been to enough UVA games to know they do have some fetching coeds to tempt the eye, but it seems to me that the Zima breath alone should have derailed that despicable project.
^^^ This should go in the hatin' on thread.
LOL, thanks for that - I will claim the honor of TKP'ing so hard I forgot which thread I was in.
Fu@$!, his plan didnt work, but it may have delayed the inevitable return of the Commonwealth Cup to its rightful owner. Please let football last long enough for this to happen.
Shut this thread down! The hate is being diluted by time and space. It needs to be focused into 1 week of laser like hate pointed directly at whoville. This will cause a weekend long mind scramble.
Intensity on this topic has never been a problem. The hate can last all year and STILL focus like a laser the week before.
So keep it smoldering.