HATIN' ON BRONCO MENDENHALL

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Bronco Mendenhall needs a 10 point maneuver to parallel park his Smart Car.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Related; Bronco Mendenhall drives a Smart Car.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Bronco needs to EARN that parking space.

The world is safer if he leaves his car parked.

Bronco Mendenhall is a poopy mcpoopface.

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

Can confirm

6-CFE826-C-0-FCE-43-DE-A83-A-E4-BA8-D76-EE3-D

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

My 2020 Season/Covid19 Challenge: only comment with Marvel memes.

My 2019 Season Challenge: only comment with Star Wars memes. (completed as of Nov. 29)

Bronco is really just a gelded pony.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Bronco would rather continue with COVID threads than move on to regularly scheduled football threads.

(Thank God a feature thread of TKP is back.)

Bronco Mendenhall gets cauliflower crust, vegan cheese pizzas for the team pizza parties.

And he says he'll bring the sodas and shows up with cases of black cherry + coffee AHA

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Don't forget that they actually do serve toast in the locker room before away games.

I hate that.

Leonard. Duh.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

That black cherry + coffee AHA tastes like a Tootsie Pop

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Bronco Mendenhall coaches at UVA.

Twitter me

If his name was Jeep Mendenhall, I'd really have a hard time hating him!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Bronco breaks pavers to look tough

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

The list of worst all time Bronco's: 1) Bronco Mendenhall, 2) OJ's

Bronco uses the phrase, "that's a real punch in the dick" uncomfortably often.

Click here to destroy wall.

Bronco uses the phrase "hard things together"

Where do you think he got the idea for that hashtag?

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Bronco uses the phrase "this guy fucks"

After 20yrs of concepts in Motor Trend, the new Bronco is not what I thought it'd be, and for that, I'm not happy.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Bronco goes fishing with Pat Narduzzi. They use corn as bait and ask one another if they've had a nibble every 5 minutes.

JP

Bronco named his kids after products from the lawn care aisle at Lowe's

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His name is Bronco...

Born in Charlottesville, Reborn in Blacksburg

Bronco Mendenhall wears socks with flip flops.

Black socks

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Black toe socks

FTFY

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Bronco, without Bryce Perkins to save his bacon:

watermark your memes, kids

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Isn't re-use sort of the point of a meme?

But credit where credit is due. Thanks.

haha I saw it and though, "that's hilarious...looks kid of familiar. checks imgur uploads. Well would you look at that."

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If you can add Bryce Perkins scrambling off the edge of the roof, my vision is complete.

Why would Bryce Perkins be on the roof? Unless he was looking for a draft.

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Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

lol

I like it.

I was more thinking of a Bryce tumbling off a burning ship, but trying to catch a draft is good.

Bronco Mendenhall won't even hold the cup for a full calendar year

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

And even THAT was longer than he deserved.

Bronco Mendenhall anagrams to:
1. Blah Condemn Loner
2. Balloon Drench Men
3. Banner Condom Hell
4. Branch Demon Ellon

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Bronco Mendenhall tells people Ford named the redesigned Bronco after him and the Bronco Sport after his football team.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Bronco posted a hate week thread almost a month before the game.

No, wait... that's wrong.

Leonard. Duh.

Bronco thinks LOLUVA should have it's on horse, and it should be the mascot...

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Bronco punted Baxter!

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Bronco Mendenhall got his ass handed to him by a scrawny peeping tom the night of the enchantment under the sea dance.

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Bronco Mendenhall thinks his players won't notice no fans in the stadium because that's how it has been for the past 5 years at UVA

1-0 every week

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Bronco asks for relief from a single ant, then hits 3 balls out of bounds. When he gets in the clubhouse he says he almost broke par, except for the 10 on #12 and the 4 putt on 16...but you know, he should have broken par.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Bronco Mendenhall's favorite late night snack is unsalted saltines.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

So ines.

His daytime snack is roasted, unsalted peanuts.

" Bronco Mendenhall's favorite late night snack Is unsalted saltines with Vegemite.

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

This thread reminded me that we will not have any FOErensics this year and that made me sad.

(add if applicable) /s

We should get a Corona FOErensics...

/semi-sarcastica

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!!!

Leonard. Duh.

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

I think we need a special Halfwits and Wagers article on the year 2020.

He could make one since it's been so long since that other team held the Cup.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Bronco Mendenhall thinks horses are better than dogs and should replace huskies in the Iditarod.

* Nothing against horses, by the way, just that dogs are awesome! *

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

And don't bring up his wife...

Bronco plays Nickelback in the locker room

And at home, probably.

He mixes it up at home with a Creed playlist.

Bronco sees the attendance limits as a step up.

Bronco thinks the cardboard cutout fans in the stands need to tone it down a notch.

He thinks all the cutouts should all look like this:

Bronco just sharted, but has to wait til halftime to go to the locker room and change his whitey tighties

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If he just sharted his tighties aren't whitey anymore.....

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Bronco Mendenhall anagrams to:

Cornball Demon Hen

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Bronco uses soap to clean his cast iron.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Bronco uses both sides of his toilet paper

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Bronco unspools two ply into single ply to save money.

Even then, he insists on using only one square per visit.

Bronco Mendenhall thinks LOLUVa is "the flagship school in this state"

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Bronco comes to your house and adjusts the thermostats to what he thinks is 'comfortable'

"It's always great to beat UVA, that makes us all smarter and better looking for a couple days".

Which is 5 degrees warmer than your wife likes.

so like 12-14 degrees warmer than reasonable

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Wait until you start flirting with the menopause years when it reverses, and then it's like living with Mr. Popper's Penguins.

Wait... did I just type that out loud?

Leonard. Duh.

Hey, don't worry about it. I was on the verge of typing in the exact same thing! Ah, that time of life.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Bronco shows up at a social get together where the invitation says "no politics please", gets drunk, and spends the evening describing why social media posts he finds politically offensive are wrong, and that it's great to get away from it for a while.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Bronco knocks over toddlers' block towers then asks, "why are you crying?"

Click here to destroy wall.

And then he says, "I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying!"

And laughs as he walks off.

Bronco Mendenhall leaves his dirty clothes visible in the background of his Zoom calls

When Bronco takes a player aside to coach him up, he always says, "Time to drop a big BM on you..." and he doesn't understand why they always snicker.

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Bronco Mendenhall appears to always be smelling a fart.

Fire guy

That's because his name is BRONCO----he is smelling his own manure.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Can't spell Bronco Mendenhall without BM.

Bronco Mendenhall can't decide whether he believes the flat earth theory or the hollow earth theory. The earth is NOT round though

Bronco is the kind of guy who has long conversations on speakerphone in public places.

Marc Mendenhall started going by his middle name on July 18th 1994...he thought it would make him more popular.

Bronco has Jamie Newman as his CFB fantasy QB

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BM chews with his mouth open

BM wears a mask while eating at a restaurant, gets it dirty, and leaves a nasty Yelp review complaining about the food being too messy to eat with a mask.

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Bronco pulls his mask aside to sneeze and shoot snot rockets.

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Broncos flies in a rented helicopter to the Catalina Wine Mixer and boos Prestige Worldwide for not playing Free Bird.

"If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?"

Bronco Mendenhall thinks Bronco Billy was Clint Eastwood's best film.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Bronco wishes all of TKP would just pause so the conversation could focus on COVID-19 threads.

Drinking

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Bronco thinks fear exists in this dojo.

"It's always great to beat UVA, that makes us all smarter and better looking for a couple days".

Bronco told my wife's cousin to have his wedding on HateDay!

Click here to destroy wall.

Brethren! We have HOKIE FOOTBALL in less than a week!

Bronco tries to emulate old Clint Eastwood shows and wants to take that on tour.

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

You mean less than 2 weeks... The Clash is the 19th

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

I am not a smart person! Since I retired I don't know what dat it is.

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

It's all good. I've felt like I was in Groundhog Day most days since March....

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

It's sure going to seem like a long week.

Will probably seem more like two.

Bronco Mendenhall sent a bunch of Covid positive coeds to seduce and infect our football players

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Well, maybe so, and I've been to enough UVA games to know they do have some fetching coeds to tempt the eye, but it seems to me that the Zima breath alone should have derailed that despicable project.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Bronco Mendenhall sent a bunch of Covid positive coeds to seduce and infect our football players

^^^ This should go in the hatin' on thread.

Bronco Mendenhall sent a bunch of Covid positive coeds to seduce and infect our football players

^^^ This should go in the hatin' on thread.

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LOL, thanks for that - I will claim the honor of TKP'ing so hard I forgot which thread I was in.

Fu@$!, his plan didnt work, but it may have delayed the inevitable return of the Commonwealth Cup to its rightful owner. Please let football last long enough for this to happen.

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Shut this thread down! The hate is being diluted by time and space. It needs to be focused into 1 week of laser like hate pointed directly at whoville. This will cause a weekend long mind scramble.

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

Intensity on this topic has never been a problem. The hate can last all year and STILL focus like a laser the week before.

So keep it smoldering.