It's now official LOLUVA hate week(s)

With the Commonwealth Cup on the line first game of the season it's official LOLUVA hate week.

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YAY! So glad that we can go back to what this site is supposed to be about now that the COVID threads have graduated from (remote) high school.

fuck U VA

Let's GO!

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New Sigline: lol it's football season.

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Hi, I'm VT_Fencer and I hate UVA.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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YEAH HERE WE GO
JUST WATCH HOW WILD IT GETS

Bronco Mendenhall sounds like the name a marketing agency gave to Virginia Slims to sell them to men!

There's a crumpled piece of paper somewhere around Winston-Salem with "Bronco Menthols" written on it.

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Breaker Raeder and Cutter sound like the names from the start of a really bad, offensive joke

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

I...don't even know her?

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Yep! That's the joke I was thinking of...

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

We go 1-0, all of college football gets cancelled, we get the cup back, and claim an undefeated season.

Give it to me.

Gobble Till You Wobble

I'd push for a National Championship title based on that. It's as valid as any of Pitt's.

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Hell, I think every week is UVA hate week.

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Someone else isn't happy.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Oh yeah

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Yes, that about sums it up.

I strongly agree with you.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Now that there's a formula to avoid us, does anyone put it past UVA to scrap their old game plan and start trying to catch COVID these next 2 weeks in order to hold onto the cup?

/semi s

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Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

I thought this gif was reserved for whenever Rich Rod is mentioned as a potential coach for the Hokies.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Rich Rod, potential coach, Hokies.

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Na, we need to make them forfeit that game if so. NC State is understandable, but you have to hold your rival to a different standard.

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I preferred the hate to stew and come together like a good chili throughout the season. What the hell are we supposed to do once the hate has been released this early in the season?

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Continue to hate LOLUVA and laugh at them while rejoicing in the cup being released from its torturous kidnapping and returned HOME where it belongs.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Continue the hate through basketball??

foresthokie
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Bask in the glory of the cup in its rightful home thanks to an early release.

They better not have dented it during the time they "rented" it. What's the rental contract say?

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Please remind them that it's definitely not a "break it, you own it" situation.

Move on to Liberty **ducks**

...or Pitt, or Miami, or UNC, or any of the other schools I hate?

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We get to turn our attention to the Tar Holes....

.... But let's not get ahead of ourselves, we gonna eat Wahoos for dinner in a couple of Saturdays

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Yea this argument gets old quick considering academic requirements for football are virtually the same between the schools.

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The internet never forgets.

Bronco is a character on last week's Yellowstone episode๐Ÿ˜‚

"Hey Bud, you wont have to hold the opponent to 17 points anymore."

I like that show. Was he one of the ones they killed and tossed into the canyon?

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Time to start a new streak!!!!!!!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Please. At 73, another 15 year streak will get me thru my pablum breakfast!!! Drool..

foresthokie
US Navy Vet

I feel your pain. All of 'em.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

I'm also 73. My Mom is 96 and, scarily, she still drives (but only during daylight and only locally to places she knows well). I doubt if I have her staying power, but a 23 year winning streak would be really, REALLY sweet.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Damn. I didn't realize how many of us old farts there are on TKP.

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

Thanks. As if I didn't feel old enough already. Get off my lawn.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

They will be starting a new qb, either the redhead lefty or the transfer with a career 48% completion. Replace their top 2 wr's and due to transfers and players opting out only have 2 scholarship rb's. Their d returns a lot starters but I think Henboss has a much better outing this time around and the cup comes back home!

1-0 every week

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The real shame is that COVID MIGHT prevent the players from drinking from the cup when they win it back. We need to think of an alternate, non-germ-spreading celebration. Suggestions?

Well, we could ask LOLUVa to also give us all the replicas they made a while back (you know, when they hadn't touched the actual cup in a decade) and each player could drink from one of those.

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We just need to make sure they don't try to foist one of their replicas on us when the real cup is coming home.

Drink from it by dumping it down throats. Time to start perfecting the chug.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Fill it with coke and drop a bunch of Mentos into it?

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I don't think COVID spreads like that.

Still, to be on the safe side, I'm OK if they want to sanitize between drinking from the cup. After all, they've got the whole year.

Edit: Wrong thread.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Is it though...........

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Have any 2020 Trailers been released?

Put it in my veins

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

I fuckin love it. Just a matter of fact, definitive statement, "I'm going to get it back."

I know I've been watching too much TV when I immediately think of Yellowstone and the cowboys taking that brand back. But that's not enough gore and violence for UVA. Get out there and take it back!

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

Welp. Now I want to run through a wall.

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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Took one look at their opening game

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Noteworthy: he had 7 tackles and 2.5 TFL including 1.5 sacks against us last season.

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Interesting. I'm plenty happy he won't be on the field.

Then there's this, from the Washington Post:

Mendenhall also indicated defensive end Ben Smiley is with the team again. The redshirt freshman missed all of training camp and had planned to opt out before reconsidering and, according to Mendenhall, is in the quarantine process amid the novel coronavirus pandemic.

"So Ben Smiley is back and has some initial quarantine work to do," Mendenhall said. "And we're thrilled, so happy about that."

If he is a redshirt freshman and has to miss some practice to quarantine, I doubt he sees much playing time in week 1.

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Nothing but respect for our All American

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Too bad he couldn't play one last game vs them and then call it quits.

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