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Where category does Justin Fuente fit in?
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He tries too hard to be funny.
Is there any doubt that Justin Fuente is a cop?
First one that I thought of too
What would be the difference between cop and military? Because I agree the "hardass" archtype at least applies.
Also, at least he's not a timecop!
Indeed. Fuente could easily pass as a high-desert police chief who rarely interacts with anyone other than the ~70 or so people who inhabit his 300 square-mile rural county located somewhere in the parched areas of the western Great Basin. His police station gets minimal funding but they still make big scores from time to time in spite of their facilities. Officer Fuente's generally well-liked by the townspeople but they also keep him at arm's length because they just don't know how to take him. He comes off as aloof like he's not really present when he's talking to you. But 27 years of balancing a 9-5 at the station, plus heading up a ranch full of kids (or as he calls them keeeds), in addition to his other full-time gig of tending to a small herd of beef cattle, will all conspire to file any man down to a fine point.
He once delivered a baby and killed a man in the same day. He's seen some things, and some stuff too. Wouldn't recommend either of 'em.
Muchamp is not a teacher, he's a yeller and will be an old yeller in a few years. Fuente is a poker player-rarely shows emotion.
James Franklin = Indicted CEO.
he he he he
I'm waiting for the triggered penn state fans to complain
It's ok, I got a masters degree from Penn State. I have a pass.
I know this might be slightly on the end of the rules, but shouldn't Dabo be a mega church pastor. The pastors I've known don't have that used car salesman sleaze to them.
But thats just lil ole Clemson!
Gosh
"Everybody already decided we have no chance! We're just on our way to hop on the old ROY bus to the title game."
-head coach Dabo Swinney said, standing in front of the slide in Clemson's $55 million dollar football-only facility."
I dislike the games Dabo plays, its pretty annoying, but you have to be able to see that Frank was pretty similar
I don't remember Frank playing the underdog card. Even when we were the underdog. He did have the aww shucks sithing down, but Frank seems like a country boy, Dabo doesnt too me.
/s? lol
Personally known so no /s.
I think it's more a nod to the mega church pastors on TV asking you to send $100 so that the good light will shine on you; thus the "mega-" applied to the term.
Ah, yeah I dont know those kinds of people.
I'd be curious to hear how they landed on "Teacher" for Muschamp. He's more like a #fratgod.
Fuente is definitely a cop.
I was going to say a cross between Military and Cop.
Related question:
What category did Beamer fit in?
I cant top the commit above, but he was a golfer. Though I really think they are missing one type for the Bobby Bowden, Frank Beamers of the world.
Bowden falls under Indicted CEO, he has his own paragraph in the post:
what's Mike Leach
The Pirate
Publicity Hound
Class Clown
Fuente is the Military (per the given definition) - doesn't get too emotional, let's his strength coach be the cop.
Will Muschamp should be absolutely be a teacher, as he is the quintessential gym teacher. As the saying goes - 'Those who cannot do teach, and those who cannot teach, teach gym.' - If that doesn't describe Will Muschamp, I don't know what does.
I didn't realize there was an actual article with explanations attached until now haha
I would say vice principal based on the definitions
Great comedic journalism.