New Head Football coach announced

Sam Rogers at his high school in Hanover. Didn't know he was even coaching at any level Outside middle school.

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I legit LOL'ed.

Thanks for the laughs on a less than stellar news day for Hokie sports.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Bro, i bout had a heart attack. easy with them titles lol

I read that as "easy with those titties" and thought I walked into Southern Exposure.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Oh good, I'm not the only one who thought it said "titties" and was immediately disappointed at the lack of said items.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

STICK IT IN HAS RETURNED!!!

Well done

"We were at the pinnacle, and we did it for years," Foster says. He pauses, nods, takes a deep breath. "And I did it with the best guy in the business."

LOL this is the best troll post ever

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Be still my beating heart...damn near gave me a heart attack.

Sigh. I hate UVA.

That's bait . Gif

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Yucky post

It's very descriptive tells everyone a new Head Coach was announced. Then everyone can have a good break from the meltdowns. It's also really interesting by itself, Sam Rogers in the coaching ranks of what can be a really good central VA program.

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Ladies and gentlemen. He got us

Throw that Bob Marley wannabe motherfucker outta here. Maynard James Keenan. 1991

You motherfu...

Lol. Loving the reactions in here

Legs for almost all of y'all.

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Bruh.

Sweet damn, head coach Sam Rogers at 24 years old?

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Are we targeting anyone from Hanover? I would think Rogers would love to see his guys playing at VT.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

You get on my nerves.

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Total dick move, but I kind of appreciate it.

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Damn why you have to get me all excited like that. Looking forward to videos of him showing his kids how to properly push a truck around

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
โ€œI served in the United States Navy"

KCCO

High quality DCwilson-like post, love it

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Sailing the Eastern Seas....on a ship filled with sand....

If DC made the exact same thread he'd have at least 50 downvotes

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

*Sam Rogers enters the chat*

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Son of a bitch.

Whatever. It was one bad year.

Seasonal Brew means High ABV for football season and standard the rest of the year.

I kind of hate this, but I kind of love this. I don't know whether to shake my head in disgust or tell you that it was well played.

You know what you didn't do for 30 seconds think about the Hokies future and thought about something else.

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hey HF,

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Shane now.

Sam the future...

...its happening.

Yes, 911? I'd like to report an attempted murder by heart attack.

Click here to destroy wall.

He was in charge of player development at my son's flag football league. Add that to the coaching Resume

Middies?

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There must be some St. Chris or Collegiate school grads on here downvoting Middies. Salty at losing the state championship?

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Shit, HHS Hawks is the same as my old high school. Got super excited for a moment.

You go to Hickory?

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

I went a decade ago haha. But yes.

Hayfield?

Hickory

I leave for an hour, and this stuff happens.

But I do appreciate the excellence of the troll job.

Keep the downvotes coming boys least we aren't arguing about Fuente or Roth.

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What a savings

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Technically Sam Rogers has coaching experience now. Go ahead and give the headset if Fuente leaves

You fucker

Keep calm, Gobble on

Maybe we should change the title? Lol

Reach for Excellence!

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iTs a FuNNy jOKe

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

All of TKP = the girl in yellow
HF = the other kid

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

This is from a vulfpeck music video

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

You are correct. Surprised you got that

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

I'm a big fan of them and the guys' solo stuff. Had a blast at the msg concert and gonna see Cory wong in a couple weekends!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

My brother said the MSG concert was the best concert he's ever been to. The live recording of it is on Spotify now

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Yeah it was some of the most fun I've ever had at a show! And the full official stage video that Ryan Lerman took is on YouTube with mixed audio -- so great

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Hmmm...where would the Topic Score be if the thread were authored by DC?

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

At least -40

That's what I was thinking.

From the Community Guidelines:

Don't post threads with the sole purpose of riling people up. For instance, "ESPN just said ______ about us - they suck!", "Bleacher Report sucks!", etc. are not worthy of topics \ threads.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

also: "respect the signal to noise"

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

That is fair enough.
But there's not lots of signal
To my posted noise.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

So this riled y'all up? Why do you hate Sam a Rogers or Hanover Football?

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

are you continuing to troll or obtuse?

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LOL...just wait until we interview Rich Rod.

Well, RichRod would improve the running game for sure.

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Wait.....Rich Rod is available??????

"Don't go to, go through"

Welp, next time I see Sam in Chipotle I shall congratulate him.

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

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Well done, Fireman