Hot Take - PR Manager for Fuente

In light of all the frustrations we have as fans and how much information we get from Fuente, I think they need to hire a PR manager for Fuente. Wait for it - I think it should be DCWilson.

Not sarcastic (in case you guys were thinking that) - this just makes a lot of sense to me from a mad scientist/evil genius perspective. Or maybe I just need more sleep.

Also - DCWilson - I can't tell you how many times I've looked at your comment about the V-shaped room and projector lumens and just freaking laughed out loud. That may be the reason you're my #1 choice!

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Genius idea. Where and how do I donate?

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Can he oversee Pete Moris too?

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Can he oversee replace Pete Moris too?

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Wait for it - I think it should be DCWilson.

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

Find someone with marketing experience. Fuente needs a brand. And no, hard smart tough is not a brand.

I spoke to someone at work after Monday's game. I explained that I honestly think Fuente is a better X and O guy than Dabo and Orgeron. The difference is they are better at creating a culture and brand for players and fans to buy into.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

I honestly think Fuente is a better X and O guy than Dabo and Orgeron

At some point we're going to need to realize that your head coach doesn't need to, and probably shouldn't, be the best X's and O's guy on the staff.

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I realize that for sure. Hence why I made an example out of Dabo and O.

I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

If Fuente is the best X and O's guy on the staff, then he needs to be calling the offensive plays.

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Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Yes please! The increase in Hokie Club donations would make up for the salary quickly, wouldn't even need to be a full time role, a few hours a week to go over upcoming interviews, pressers, conferences, speaking engagements, etc.

Whatever. It was one bad year.

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No comment from DCWilson?

He's interviewing

did he bring his wife?

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

Nah, it's just a pitch. But I do hope DC cleared it with his current boss and his local dentist, florist and butcher... afterall if he comes to Blacksburg we all know what a horrific impact it could have on their families, they're probably traumatized.

What about his haberdasher? Does he not get a say?

Do you really think DC is sophisticated enough to need a haberdasher?

But good thinking, better check just in case.

give it a day and Whit will announce that he turned down the job.

DCWilson upon clicking into the thread

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The best PR manager is winning.

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Precisely. Nobody thought Fuente had PR issues in his 1st two seasons.

Some bigger, more experienced Jrs and Srs on the roster; last minute losses become late wins. Suddenly his public persona improves significantly.

I wrote up a draft of DC's first press release in hopes of being tabbed as his admin assistant...

Fuente talked to Baylor. So what? You would to if you had to watch film all day of our defense getting their asses handed to them every week. At least he's not Paul Johnson. Get over it. Ass.

Leonard. Duh.

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Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

THAT is some seriously funny shit!!!!

If VT came out like that with no fucks to give in a presser, I'd immediately double my annual contribution to the HC

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