Hatin' On Tony Bennett Pt. 1

By: benw92
HOKIE IN CHICAGO
on January 3, 2020, 11:33 AM | 23 comments

Big game Saturday at 2pm, let's get hatin'

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VT_Fencer's picture VT_Fencer | 6 years 6 months #

Bony Tennett

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 6 years 6 months #

Tony Bennett isn't even the most famous Tony Bennett

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

vtandy's picture vtandy | 6 years 6 months # ^

IfishVTIam's picture IfishVTIam
| 6 years 6 months #

Tony Bennett isn't just a goody two shoes, he's a goody shoe store.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 6 years 6 months # ^

tony bennett is actually a goody two crocs

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

IfishVTIam's picture IfishVTIam
| 6 years 6 months # ^

Naw, crocs are waaay too cool for Bennett.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

StineyDraw48's picture StineyDraw48 | 6 years 6 months #

UVA is a football school now

Gobble Till You Wobble

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 6 years 6 months #

Tony Bennett wishes his fan base got as excited about his natty as they did about the LAX one.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 6 years 6 months # ^

congrats on 100k legs btw

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 6 years 6 months # ^

Oh hey, would ya look at that. Thank you

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hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 6 years 6 months #

Tony Bennett anagrams to "Bent Net Tony" which, coincidentally, was his nickname in HS.

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McHokie540's picture McHokie540
🤮UVA💩
| 6 years 6 months #

Not by ten ten

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

KopHokie's picture KopHokie | 6 years 6 months #

Tony Bennett thinks the new shot clock rule is an abomination...infact, any shot clock is an abomination. He prefers a nice 4-2 basketball game...slow....savor every second of its glory

ljbranson's picture ljbranson | 6 years 6 months #

PHONY BENNETT.

"Now Miami wants to talk about it." *Cue Enter Sandman*

2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
PICK 6 BIG SHOOTS
| 6 years 6 months #

Tony Bennett likes Dan Snyder.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

McHokie540's picture McHokie540
🤮UVA💩
| 6 years 6 months #

Tony Bennett thinks Harvey Weinstein is innocent and overall a decent human being

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Danny Coale Is My Spirit Animal's picture Danny Coale Is My Spirit Animal
DRIVES THE FURY ROAD
| 6 years 6 months #

I fucking hate UVA basketball and the smug entitlement that goes with it.

.....I also don't think I'm doing these Hatin' On threads very well.

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

1985Hokie's picture 1985Hokie | 6 years 6 months # ^

This all sounds about right to me

'Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat,
but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat'

benw92's picture benw92
HOKIE IN CHICAGO
| 6 years 6 months # ^

Yeah, I think DCIMSA has got it down pretty well

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

JASONinARLINGTON's picture JASONinARLINGTON | 6 years 6 months #

Tony Bennet likes it when Bronco sniffs his farts.

FBC88-D4-A-52-CE-4-FAA-AF6-C-8147-FB2469-F3

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

KopHokie's picture KopHokie | 6 years 6 months # ^

Tony Bennett thinks George Welsh should've picked his nose more on the sidelines. Also, Al Groh needed bigger pants to tuck his UVa sweatshirt deeper into them.

Back2VT's picture Back2VT
BEER ME
| 6 years 6 months #

National title or not, Tony Bennett still lost to a 16 seed as the top overall seed. Can't change history mother fuckers.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

eshiben5's picture eshiben5 | 6 years 6 months #

Tony bennett is a good coach that I respect the shit out of, and I absolutely hope Wisconsin takes a run at him next year so uva basketball can steadily slip back into irrelevancy

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open