Duke's Mayo Bowl is new name for Belk Bowl. The Charlotte bowl will feature ACC team vs. either SEC or Big Ten team— Brett McMurphy (@Brett_McMurphy) June 18, 2020
Sounds absolutely delicious.
Also, sorry, Joe.
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There goes my hope for the Bojangles Bowl
The Bojangles Bo-Bowl. Ahh what could have been.
It's Bo-Bowl Time!
To the victor goes the mayo bath
The winning coach should for sure get a Mayo bath instead of a Gatorade bath.
Also, just imagine the pregame meals. Every type of "salad" possible.
This makes me want to vomit. Brings back memories of an ex whom I eventually learned would eat mayonnaise packets. Happy Friday, TKP.
Her?
Holy two year old thread bump!!! Talk about being deep into TKP, this is like liking a girls two year old photo on IG.
This is the greatest sports tradition from here on out. Also there is no way that TKP does embrace this in both good and bad ways.
A defensive GOAT weighs in as well
He couldn't have made a better sandwich?
GTFO!!.gif
Yo wtf did he just eat?!?!?!?!
We now know where you're NOT from.
It is a tomato and mayonnaise sandwich, so you know its good. Staple of the Carolinas, along with Banana and Mayonnaise sandwich although those are typically made with Hellman's. Don't knock it till you try it.
Luke is from Ohio and went to BC willing to bet he doesn't eat those either.
Well I just watched him make one on TV. So the jokes on you sucka.
Ohio people think they're from the Carolina's. Source: South Carolina.
Bananas and mayonnaise.
Honey buns and cheese
Tomatoes and mayo
Y'all wild
One of these is absolutely not like the others.
A tomato-mayo sandwich. A most delicious southern delicacy that only heathens, because they have devil blood in their veins and not little baby Jesus blood, say is disgusting.
(Those tomatoes could be better though. Need to be homegrown, not some store bought crap)
Only thing to make it better is to fry up some green tomatoes instead.
Bacon makes it better.
a little lettuce while you're at it?
And some lunch meat so we have a complete sandwich
What does bacon NOT make better?
Mayo, there's no saving that substance!
Remember, kids: too much mayo might send you to the Mayo clinic
📢 where they probably don't take your insurance.
(Mayo hospitals and clinics are notorious for only taking certain insurances OR cases they think will make good research)
It's a thread about Mayo where they used the most disgusting mayo sandwich they could have to find a way to move past that. A mayo (Clinic) joke was it.
Again, you're wrong here, and in my opinion...completely out of line.
/s sorta
A tomato sandwich is delicious! My grandma ate them all the time!
Just put her teeth on the table and just start gumming away, huh?
If Duke goes to the Duke's Mayo Bowl, do all the students get free mayo for a year?
Remember when this would be the only imaginable instance in which you'd expect to hear "Duke" and "Bowl" in the same sentence?
BelkMayo Bowl the Best Bowl.This is why I'm convinced Satan invented the internet and not Al Gore.
I'm not an expert but couldn't satan create both the internet AND Al Gore? Those seem mutually exclusive. /s
Touche, pussycat.
Little baby ice cream intensifies
Joe's tweet...
Great movie!
Awwww yeah
This response is to the first gif you posted, which I guess you decided to quickly switch out for some reason.
What'd I miss?
couldnt decide which I liked better, lol
I would say the first one (the one above) is the one that made me vomit in my mouth a little bit.
There are some pretty good mayo gifs out there
just before that mayo shot
Why not just call it the North Carolina Diabetes Bowl? Has a better ring to it.
I don't understand how/why people are obsessed with mayo. I mean, it's good if you have a dry sandwich, and it's a necessary ingredient for a lot of other foods (crab cakes, potato salad, slaw, etc), but I've never lived with anyone who's used it as a staple or go-to condiment.
Cmon, don't you love a good PB&M sammich?
I don't really eat sandwiches. I went on a paleo kick about a half decade ago, and while I don't stick to it today, I almost never eat bread, crackers, or things like that.
You are going to hell.
Never thought i'd see a straw man used in regard to mayonnaise here. It's a condiment, people buy it, people sell it, this company wants more brand visibility, they sponsor a bowl game, that's the whole story.
Oh man, can you imagine all the great food options during the Bowl game itself?
Why even bother with a pregame meal when you know you're walking into a foodie paradise like that!
So the most disgusting condiment mankind has ever created gets its own bowl? Can 2020 get any worse?!
Yes! Don't ask for worse or you will always get it. This is like saying nothing bad will happen before something bad happens.
I do however agree that this is the worst condiment ever.
... it could have been the Hellman's Bowl
You toss in the winners of the mustard and the egg bowl, and you've got a playoff...
This was a terrible thread to read right after lunch. Poor decisions indeed.
Should be the same social media team as the belk bowl is my understanding. I am expecting great things from them.
The gift basket that student athletes receive for playing in this bowl went from having $500 to spend at Belk to ... ???
a jar of mayo? a seafood salad? carrot sticks and a veggie dip?
This should be in the gift basket for sure. Thinking about ordering it for my coffee table.
From their website:
They sell that book for $60. Are there mayonnaise enthusiasts willing to pay $60 for a 50-page book on the history of Duke's?
Not enthusiast, Dukeys
Forget the gift basket. They can go 100 miles south on 85 and get a tour of the mayo factory itself. After that they can go to Duke Sandwich Co, a place only frequented by long time Greenville, SC residents who have broken taste buds.
There's those that enjoy a tomato and mayo sammich, then there's everyone else (who are wrong).
Throw some mozz in the mix when you're feeling fancy.
Y'all just go ahead and slurp up the jizz in a jar. Just keep it away from my real food.
So is Belk sponsoring another bowl? Is that why they aren't sponsoring this one anymore?
No, Belk is going out of business like most American Retail stores so they dont have money for a bowl anymore. But the Mayonnaise industry remains strong.
JFG Mayo > Dukes. Sorry not sorry.
Just when you think he's all out of terrible food takes...
This is French we are talking about. He's gonna have terrible food take.
What unfortunate circumstances happened in your life that even put you in possession of a bottle of JFG mayonnaise?
The details of French's life are quite inconsequential....
Did anyone else also read that in Dr Evil's voice? 😂
Mike Myers did
Wonder if they'll fill the trophy with mayo, like they do with oranges for the orange bowl...
Not to mention the water coolers...
i don't want us to be in this Bowl
And bowl games' naming get stupider each year.
i think all bowl games need to be named by websites, no more direct company sponsorship. Everything has to be .com
Fedex.com bowl
Who do you think pays for Fedex.com?
Lines have been drawn!
Big bowl of bacon and cherry tomatos and a jar of mayo to dip it in is peak summer time.
There was a party?
As one that was raised on Miracle Whip, this hits me at my very core. I didn't realize there was even a difference until I was at Tech. I felt I was robbed and my child will never experience the same horror I did
Necro Bump, but a well deserved one.....
Is the Duke's logo implying he is screaming with a wide open mouth? or that his mouth is covered for our protection Hannibal Lecter style?
Looks more like a ball gag.