Mayo is now officially an essential part of the ACC football diet

Sounds absolutely delicious.

Also, sorry, Joe.

Edit: Changed thread title, because... well, because I did.

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There goes my hope for the Bojangles Bowl

The Bojangles Bo-Bowl. Ahh what could have been.

It's Bo-Bowl Time!

To the victor goes the mayo bath

The winning coach should for sure get a Mayo bath instead of a Gatorade bath.

Also, just imagine the pregame meals. Every type of "salad" possible.

Whatever. It was one bad year.

Seasonal Brew means High ABV for football season and standard the rest of the year.

This makes me want to vomit. Brings back memories of an ex whom I eventually learned would eat mayonnaise packets. Happy Friday, TKP.

"That's it guys. Let's get out of here. That cold drink's waitin' on us, let's go." - Mike Young after win no. 300.

This is the greatest sports tradition from here on out. Also there is no way that TKP does embrace this in both good and bad ways.

ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

A defensive GOAT weighs in as well

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

He couldn't have made a better sandwich?

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Yo wtf did he just eat?!?!?!?!

We now know where you're NOT from.

@CraigThompsonVT

It is a tomato and mayonnaise sandwich, so you know its good. Staple of the Carolinas, along with Banana and Mayonnaise sandwich although those are typically made with Hellman's. Don't knock it till you try it.

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Luke is from Ohio and went to BC willing to bet he doesn't eat those either.

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Well I just watched him make one on TV. So the jokes on you sucka.

Ohio people think they're from the Carolina's. Source: South Carolina.

(add if applicable) /s

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Bananas and mayonnaise.
Honey buns and cheese
Tomatoes and mayo

Y'all wild

One of these is absolutely not like the others.

A tomato-mayo sandwich. A most delicious southern delicacy that only heathens, because they have devil blood in their veins and not little baby Jesus blood, say is disgusting.

(Those tomatoes could be better though. Need to be homegrown, not some store bought crap)

Only thing to make it better is to fry up some green tomatoes instead.

Vroom Vroom

Bacon makes it better.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

a little lettuce while you're at it?

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

And some lunch meat so we have a complete sandwich

"If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?"

What does bacon NOT make better?

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Mayo, there's no saving that substance!

Remember, kids: too much mayo might send you to the Mayo clinic

๐Ÿ“ข where they probably don't take your insurance.

(Mayo hospitals and clinics are notorious for only taking certain insurances OR cases they think will make good research)

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ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

It's a thread about Mayo where they used the most disgusting mayo sandwich they could have to find a way to move past that. A mayo (Clinic) joke was it.

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Again, you're wrong here, and in my opinion...completely out of line.

/s sorta

A tomato sandwich is delicious! My grandma ate them all the time!

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

If Duke goes to the Duke's Mayo Bowl, do all the students get free mayo for a year?

It's an unwritten law that it's my lunch pail. I've issued the challenge. If someone outworks me, they can get it.
Darryl Tapp

Duke's Mayo Bowl is new name for Belk Bowl.

Remember when this would be the only imaginable instance in which you'd expect to hear "Duke" and "Bowl" in the same sentence?

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Belk Mayo Bowl the Best Bowl.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

This is why I'm convinced Satan invented the internet and not Al Gore.

Leonard. Duh.

I'm not an expert but couldn't satan create both the internet AND Al Gore? Those seem mutually exclusive. /s

Touche, pussycat.

Leonard. Duh.

Little baby ice cream intensifies

I've got this feeling
The tide is turning now baby
Funny feeling everything's gonna be alright now

Joe's tweet...

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Great movie!

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

Awwww yeah

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

This response is to the first gif you posted, which I guess you decided to quickly switch out for some reason.

What'd I miss?

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

couldnt decide which I liked better, lol

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

I would say the first one (the one above) is the one that made me vomit in my mouth a little bit.

There are some pretty good mayo gifs out there

just before that mayo shot

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Why not just call it the North Carolina Diabetes Bowl? Has a better ring to it.

I don't understand how/why people are obsessed with mayo. I mean, it's good if you have a dry sandwich, and it's a necessary ingredient for a lot of other foods (crab cakes, potato salad, slaw, etc), but I've never lived with anyone who's used it as a staple or go-to condiment.

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Cmon, don't you love a good PB&M sammich?

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

I don't really eat sandwiches. I went on a paleo kick about a half decade ago, and while I don't stick to it today, I almost never eat bread, crackers, or things like that.

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You are going to hell.

Never thought i'd see a straw man used in regard to mayonnaise here. It's a condiment, people buy it, people sell it, this company wants more brand visibility, they sponsor a bowl game, that's the whole story.

Oh man, can you imagine all the great food options during the Bowl game itself?

Why even bother with a pregame meal when you know you're walking into a foodie paradise like that!

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

So the most disgusting condiment mankind has ever created gets its own bowl? Can 2020 get any worse?!

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
โ€œI served in the United States Navy"

KCCO

Can 2020 get any worse?!

Yes! Don't ask for worse or you will always get it. This is like saying nothing bad will happen before something bad happens.

I do however agree that this is the worst condiment ever.

... it could have been the Hellman's Bowl

You toss in the winners of the mustard and the egg bowl, and you've got a playoff...

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This was a terrible thread to read right after lunch. Poor decisions indeed.

Should be the same social media team as the belk bowl is my understanding. I am expecting great things from them.

The gift basket that student athletes receive for playing in this bowl went from having $500 to spend at Belk to ... ???

a jar of mayo? a seafood salad? carrot sticks and a veggie dip?

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This should be in the gift basket for sure. Thinking about ordering it for my coffee table.

From their website:

Duke's 50-page book, Celebrating 100 Years of Duke's, includes a comprehensive history complete with glossy images and graphics, an overview of our 100th anniversary celebration, a collection of quotes and images from Duke's fans, and a selection of Duke's most popular recipes. Created to celebrate 100 years of Duke's rich history, this keepsake book makes a wonderful present for a Duke's Mayonnaise enthusiast.

They sell that book for $60. Are there mayonnaise enthusiasts willing to pay $60 for a 50-page book on the history of Duke's?

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Not enthusiast, Dukeys

ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

Forget the gift basket. They can go 100 miles south on 85 and get a tour of the mayo factory itself. After that they can go to Duke Sandwich Co, a place only frequented by long time Greenville, SC residents who have broken taste buds.

There's those that enjoy a tomato and mayo sammich, then there's everyone else (who are wrong).

Throw some mozz in the mix when you're feeling fancy.

@CraigThompsonVT

Y'all just go ahead and slurp up the jizz in a jar. Just keep it away from my real food.

Reel men fish on Wednesdays

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So is Belk sponsoring another bowl? Is that why they aren't sponsoring this one anymore?

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BSME 2009

No, Belk is going out of business like most American Retail stores so they dont have money for a bowl anymore. But the Mayonnaise industry remains strong.

ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

JFG Mayo > Dukes. Sorry not sorry.

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Just when you think he's all out of terrible food takes...

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

This is French we are talking about. He's gonna have terrible food take.

โ€œBut do kind of enjoy reading this thread, it's really nice because Auburn can't swoop in and take our juicy ripe tomatoes.โ€ ~ lewiswb

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

What unfortunate circumstances happened in your life that even put you in possession of a bottle of JFG mayonnaise?

ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

The details of French's life are quite inconsequential....

"...My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with a low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds; pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it."

Did anyone else also read that in Dr Evil's voice? ๐Ÿ˜‚

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

Mike Myers did

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Wonder if they'll fill the trophy with mayo, like they do with oranges for the orange bowl...

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Not to mention the water coolers...

FOSTERS: Australian for defense

i don't want us to be in this Bowl

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

And bowl games' naming get stupider each year.

โ€œBut do kind of enjoy reading this thread, it's really nice because Auburn can't swoop in and take our juicy ripe tomatoes.โ€ ~ lewiswb

i think all bowl games need to be named by websites, no more direct company sponsorship. Everything has to be .com

Fedex.com bowl

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Who do you think pays for Fedex.com?

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The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Lines have been drawn!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Big bowl of bacon and cherry tomatos and a jar of mayo to dip it in is peak summer time.

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

There was a party?

โ€œBut do kind of enjoy reading this thread, it's really nice because Auburn can't swoop in and take our juicy ripe tomatoes.โ€ ~ lewiswb