Game Time: Your Two-Man Hokies Squad

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Tyrod Taylor to Cam Phillips

Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.

My 2020 Season/Covid19 Challenge: only comment with Marvel memes.

My 2019 Season Challenge: only comment with Star Wars memes. (completed as of Nov. 29)

Maurice DeShazio to Bucky Hodges. I'm happy as long as it's the '93 Maurice and Bucky doesn't have to run after catch.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

So Joe is just trying to get our personal info now? (major/s)

DeShazo to Dragon. Sounds like a pop pass to me

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Oh hey we have the same birthday and I don't like our odds.

Whatever. It was one bad year.

Seasonal Brew means High ABV for football season and standard the rest of the year.

Weird. Especially because when scrolling quickly I always think your avatar is mine.

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

it's a tyrod jersey! he swears!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

It's due for an update I swear

Whatever. It was one bad year.

Seasonal Brew means High ABV for football season and standard the rest of the year.

Brewer and Imoh.

I had no idea who Imoh is so I looked him up. Is he playing WR or RB? I just need to know if it will be a run or a pass.

Well now anyone could guess your full birth date since you didnt know who Imoh (RB, pretty good 3rd down back)

If you want level-headed opinions, don't go on a message board or sports forums

Hendon hooker to bucky. In the corner of the endzone. Its science, ball will be 10 ft up in the corner, bucky eats it for 6. Hokies Win!
Nice move to figure out all our birthdays.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

We have the same birthday apparently.

Marshall University graduate.
Virginia Tech fanatic.
Formerly known as JWillHokieAlum.

and one more with the same birthday.

Cool! I'll try to remember.

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Brewer and Ryan Williams. There's no telling which way it will go, but it sure as hell will be exciting.

5/28

Vick to Eddie Royal seems pretty damn legit to me.

MV7 to Roscoe Coles

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Jerod Evans to Marcus Davis. I can work with that.

Edit: Whenever you feel you need to lay into ol' Joe for doing this or not doing that, just remember he didn't saddle anyone with Grant Noel.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Nothing wrong with ol' Grant. He beat UVA.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Tyrod to Dany Coale. I feel a lot better about them making the play than I do about getting credit for it.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

DeShazo and Cedric Humes....hmmm. Screen pass? Humes lead blocker for DeShazo? I dunno...

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Tyrod Taylor to Burnop!

Jerod Evans and Darren Evans! Who needs to juke when we can truck right through a fool.

dude. don't let the secret out...

they both got jukes as well as a Class A Trucking license

Tyrod to David wilson - guaranteed td

Danny is always open

its going 80 yards, guaranteed, still waiting to find out which way.

Underrated comment.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Michael Vick and Ryan Williams......
Hmmmm.....
I'm thinking a screen then lateral to trailing MV if needed.

Michael Brewer to Eddie Royal, I like my chances!

Go Hokies!

Marcus to Josh Morgan...I'm in

Herndon Hooker and Ryan Williams

JOHNSTAV

Glennon to Keene. I hope this is a pop pass, screen, or a jump ball.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

LT3 to Big Play Tre. I can dig it.

TKP birthday Will Furrer to Josh Morgan

This is beyond regular off season boredom...

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Not only am I confident mine has already done it.... hint..... Tyrod did it Mikey!

Druckenmiller to Kevin Jones. That's a pretty good playmaker. Just need to make sure it's one of our better offensive lines.

Marcus Vick and Ryan Williams

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I'm screwed! Glennon to Byrn! Even if the other team went home Glennon would throw an interception!

LOL

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

We have the same birthday and the same level of confidence, so we have that going for us, which is nice.

Will Furrer to Billy Hite, we fucked

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

KCCO

My wife had the same, with the same response

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Druck to Marcus Davis.

Depends on if Marcus feels like playing on that particular down

Hooker to Boykin... Pretty solid combo

Is coronavirus over yet?

Fourth and Logan to Isaiah Ford. I'll take it

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

Ohh hey, me too.

What a savings

I feel sorry for Jan 31st birthdays. If Glennon didn't Glennon the game away then Wilford would have dropped it.

Mike Vick to Cyrus Lawrence... speed option it is!

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Hello fellow MV7 to Cyrus Lawrence friend

Word?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Back when I lived at Center St, three people had an MV7-to-Josh-Morgan birthday so we always had a good time on Cinco/Seis. It was always during exam week but it's hard to find four people that share a midnight especially on a holiday.

Ok, so I took a quick glance at your profile, and you and I are likely the exact same age.

That means you coulda called me for one of these parties!

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

1982?

Ah, you got me by a year. I was going by the graduation year.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Victory again!

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

5-26....MV7 to SR45.....not a lot of bombs but play action for 20+ all day. Plus MV7 keepers....so close to Vick-Wilson.....I don't think you could get a better twosome.....

Fuck...i got voldemort to billy hite.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Tyrod to Oxendine - lightning and thunder, I'll take it

Michael Brewer to Cedric Humes.

Sorry, everyone, my duo is hogging all of the never-say-die grit.

Click here to destroy wall.

Vick and David Wilson. Speed and more speed

Which Vick?

My TKP B-Day is Hooker to Lawrence....

Glennon to Burnop

Weird.

My TKP birthday is Jerod Evans to Cam Phillips. 2016 was a fun year.

Joffrey, Cersei, Ilyn Payne, the Hound, Jeff Jagodzinski, Paul Johnson, Pat Narduzzi.

Bryan Randall to Big Play Tre'. Sounds like a sure TD to me.

Hooker to Humes. No pass necessary, just a hand-off off tackle for the score!

Obligatory, "Huuuuuuuuuumes!"

Hendon --> Josh Harper. Oh for sure! No one would be expecting it as Josh sneaks into an empty spot in the secondary.

I bet even Josh Hyman and Justin Harper would be surprised to see Josh Harper out there.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

This is a fun thread; thanks for putting it up.

My actual birthday is Jerod Evans to Antonio Freeman. As passing wasn't Evans' strong suit, I'm moderately hopeful.

I could wish my birthday were 5/16 so I could have Vick and Tre. Not only could we go real deep in a hurry, but can you imagine the explosiveness of these two running what I can only call a "jet sweep speed option"?!?! The D would have to commit so heavily that the reverse or throw back would be open all day long!!!

Not an actual complaint, but I was surprised that Andre Davis (and maybe Shyrone Stith??) weren't on the playmaker list.

Go Hokies!!

Two-man basketball squad would be cool too, month being your big and day being your small

We haven't had that many bigs.

Have to use Roy Brow for half the year.

Sam Rogers clearing the way for a QB ISO with Logan Thomas. That's a fucking MAC truck coming through

Recruit Prosim

Jerod Evans to David Wilson. Shovel pass engaged.

Maybe wheel route.

I miss sports.

We put the K in Kwality

Michael Brewer to Willie Byrn. Seems like a really scrappy duo of gym rats and coaches' sons to me.

Randall to Tre. I like it.

foresthokie
US Navy Vet

TT to IAF

Glennon to Clowney...That one really comes down to the offensive line.

Druckenmiller to Boykin. One strong arm to throw it up, and two big paws to pull it down. We got this.

Marcus Vick and Ken Oxendine. Hide your DBs and your daughters

@VTimHokie85

Druck to Suggs. Just give him the rock.

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Same here!

Tyrod to Antonio

Edit: Can't even remember my own Birthday. It is Hendon Hooker to Antonio. I'll still take it.

Jerod to Danny Coale. Only need one read because Danny Coale by definition is always open.

Hey Joe how did you decide QB and Playmaker #s?

Tyrod to Tre. T^4 = TD for sure.

Hendon Hooker to Cyrus Lawrence

Glennon to Darren Evans

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

DeShazo to Cam Phillips for the win!!!

TN_Hokie

Little Vick to Dragon. I'm not quite sure how this one goes...

Brewer to Suggs

Marcus to McMillian. I guess we are running an option here?

So... we're both architects and have the same birthday.

Or my identity has been stolen!!!!!!

Well damn, how are ya doing twin?

Well, I have to keep people productive so I can bill clients. Those clients may or may not be there to receive said invoices. It's possible to not get paid. Great time to be in the industry.

Well I had to look up Will Furrer to see who was tossing the pigskin to Boykin, not that I was worried given the size of his hands. From a fan favorite standpoint, I'd love to see that Christmas Day connection.

but how big are his hands...I'm pretty sure ESPN sideline reporters never covered this.../s

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Will Furrer to Mike Burnop. Both played before I was born........

Furrer tosses it to the big tight end who spikes it in the endzone then goes and conducts his own post game interview.

Will Furrer to Mike Burnop. Both played before I was born........

On a related note, I feel old.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

10/10 Would listen to that interview.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

worst on the board is June 22nd. Can't throw a ball from jail and even if it is it can't be caught by a guy running plays at half speed/effort.

Tyrod to Eddie Royal. I'm liking my chances.

Hooker to Turner... so...yeah.

Leonard. Duh.

Randall to David Wilson... boom. I'm in great shape

Brewer to Harper. I could make that work.

Druck to Isaiah Ford, I'm good with that

Pump-fake and TD pass for the W!

HTHokie93

Hooker to Ford, I like my chances

Hooker to Cam Phillips, I'll take that all day

Michael Vick to Danny Coale.

Glennon to Cyrus.....Everyone knows it will be a run.

Tyrod to Marcus Davis
Chances are good a positive yardage play will occur

12/22

uva - the taint of the ACC
XL Jockstraps 34 - Ascots 31
#15 Straight

Glennon to Royal
"With 12 seconds left in the second quarter, Royal hauled in a Glennon pass for a 39-yard TD reception that gave Tech the lead for good at 20-14." -- 2007 uva game.

Go Hokies

Using my Key Play birthday, it's Hendon Hooker to Brandon Ore. Now, if we're talking about the Ore who tore up Kansas, I'll take it, otherwise, a read-option to fake the defense out of their jockstraps and Hooker score on a scamper.

Oh I forgot about my TKP birthday, that's Tyrod to RMFW. Nice!

8-15....Jim druckenmiller to Isaiah ford..well...I have no complaints here. Off of play action or deep fades I can't lose here...probably in the Colege football playoff here with a solid o-line...🤔

HokieHighVPI03

Michael Vick to Lee Suggs. Book it.

I'm pretty sure I just won this game. I'm pretty sure that's the optimal combination of players listed.

“You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

Yeah, that looks like a winner to me. There's about twelve ways to score with that combo, most of them high odds of success.

Nope...if someone has MV7 and DW4....that is as good as it gets in Hokieland imo...

Hendon Hooker and Tre Turner - So you're telling me, there is a chance!

HTHokie93

michael vick to danny coale- game over bitches

well, I've already seen it...Randall to Morgan vs Georgia Tech 2004

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

MV7 to Ford. Winner winner chicken dinner!

About the only way to improve that would be to add Andre Davis to the list, but that just wouldn't be fair.

"Those who jump into the void owe no explanation to those who stand and watch."
--unknown

Michael Vick and Ryan Williams could run around and over you. There are certainly any number of great combinations. I love the quick strike of a passing game, but I think running on a team is demoralizing to the their defense and inspiring to the our team and fans.....like imposing your will on them.

TBH this might be the best there is.

Haven't seen anyone with mine on here, so I'll take Jerod Evans to Isaiah Ford

Michael Vick and Kevin Jones. I think Seven and Seven got this.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Marcus Vick and David Wilson. Not a bad combo!

Randall to Antonio Freeman for me!

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

Hooker to DW....
Wish i had more confidence in the pass....

I think the real important question is who is calling the plays. I vote Kevin Rogers

Jerod and Humes. Why throw the ball, we will just run over everyone. 'Cause Superprep doesn't carry the ball, Humes does. My daughter would probably win it all with MV7 and KJ, though

Hendon Hooker to Isaiah Ford. I like my odds.