But brings in top recruiting classes and is always in the hunt for the national championship....yeah I'll let that persona go if he brings what Dabo has brought to Clemson to VT.
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Dabo's aww shucks persona is just a cover for being one of the most tone deaf individuals in the coaching ranks. At the same time, a perfect fit in Sackerlina
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Oh Lord ain't nobody say anything bad bout lil ol Dabo. That kind sweet man ain't done nutin but try to bring some light into the lives of those poor Clemson boys.
I ain't one to gossip but Dabo farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles.
-Benita Butrell
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Dabo is the kinda guy that beats you so bad you can't hide it any longer and all of your friends and family have an intervention to tell you that you need to separate and get a divorce....
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In fact, he's planning on telling Fuente during the after-game handshake (are they still doing that this season?) that Tony Elliot has accepted the job as the next HC for VT.
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Dabo is the annoying tele-market scammer that calls you on a slow work day about forgiveness on your credit card debt (of which I have none) and when you are making up perfectly logical but totally false things to try and drag him out and waste his time ends up hanging up after less than 5 minutes because he asks what bank you are most in debt from and you say it is not a bank but a credit card company.
Damn these vermin have become so timid lately. I used to be able to string them along for 10-15 minutes no problem and could get some for close to 30.
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No, no, no, it's not his car warranty expiring, it's him calling you to let you know your car warranty is expiring and that I should have received something in the mail and that this is your final courtesy call about lengthening it!
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Dabo is so afraid to play FSU he got the ACC to cancel the game due to "covid" reasons so they can get to the championship game without a chance of losing to the noles.
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Remember kids, Dabo Swinney anagrams to Soybean Wind, which is pretty much all there is in South Carolina
VT wins the game and steals Tony Elliot from Dabo.......boom roasted.
Dabo lost to Pitt once...?
I got nothin
Dabo is Dabo.
Dabo is what we want our new coach to be like.
Not at all. I'd prefer not to have a fake asshole holier than thou who doesn't understand the world around them outside their secure bubble.
So RichRod then?
Screw him too. Don't need someone who is going to harass his Secretary.
Never gets old :)
Not gonna lie. At this point in my life I would take Dabo.
wow i can't believe you'd trade your ability to wantonly virtue signal for football wins, how sad
/ducks
But brings in top recruiting classes and is always in the hunt for the national championship....yeah I'll let that persona go if he brings what Dabo has brought to Clemson to VT.
Well shit. We could pay recruits and that would get us top classes and a NC but I'm not willing to do that either.
Dabo's aww shucks persona is just a cover for being one of the most tone deaf individuals in the coaching ranks. At the same time, a perfect fit in Sackerlina
Dabo coaches Clemson while Fuente coaches Virginia Tech.
Dabo's got nothing on Frank Beamer....except for two National Championships
Dabo enjoys wet willy's
I have thoughts on Dabo, but we have CGs.
Dabo gave up 70 points to WVU. After giving the Hokies their only 2 losses of the year. Yeah it was a catch.
Dabo went to Bama, wins at Clemson, yeah I got nothing
Lemme try: Dabo only has Two 'Ships to Saban's Six
Hah! What an awful coach!
Oh Lord ain't nobody say anything bad bout lil ol Dabo. That kind sweet man ain't done nutin but try to bring some light into the lives of those poor Clemson boys.
I ain't one to gossip but Dabo farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles.
-Benita Butrell
Dabo thinks that "contact tracing" involves the use of colored pencils.
Dabos team doesnt handle a covid case properly then thinks the other team should forfeit the game not them.
Dabo is afraid to play FSU this season
Yeah not a fan of Dabos whole thing
William Christopher Swinney is a grown-ass man who goes by a nickname pulled from the Flintstones.
Dabo Swinney: the other Small William
Dabo is the kinda guy that beats you so bad you can't hide it any longer and all of your friends and family have an intervention to tell you that you need to separate and get a divorce....
Dark times call for dark metaphors
Dabo Swiney is the physical embodiment of the phrase "do you know who my dad is?!"
the answer is "probably drunk", right?
edit: i got mine in before your edit so i'm keeping it
Kudos. Leg for the quick response and correct response.
As uttered by Will and Drew.
Ain't exactly hard to hate on that goofy, obnoxious, dick-head of a car salesman, head coach.
Dabo loves spoilers
In fact, he's planning on telling Fuente during the after-game handshake (are they still doing that this season?) that Tony Elliot has accepted the job as the next HC for VT.
Dabo is planning to lose to The hokies just to fuck with us and make us want to keep Fuente. Fuckin bastard.
Dabo is a hot mess that nobody could have predicted would have worked out as a top college football coach.
Coach Swinney thinks chlamydia is a flower.
That's what he tells his kids when they hear he gave it to all the cheerleaders
i like this guy....
Dabo is gonna drop 70 on us then feel a little sorry and let us score at the end.
No, he won't!
Dabo is the annoying tele-market scammer that calls you on a slow work day about forgiveness on your credit card debt (of which I have none) and when you are making up perfectly logical but totally false things to try and drag him out and waste his time ends up hanging up after less than 5 minutes because he asks what bank you are most in debt from and you say it is not a bank but a credit card company.
Damn these vermin have become so timid lately. I used to be able to string them along for 10-15 minutes no problem and could get some for close to 30.
Dabo's car warrantee is about to expire.
No, no, no, it's not his car warranty expiring, it's him calling you to let you know your car warranty is expiring and that I should have received something in the mail and that this is your final courtesy call about lengthening it!
Dabo almost hired Fuente
https://www.si.com/college/2016/11/30/ap-fbc-t25-acc-championship-coaches
Dabo thinks the ND loss doesn't count because Sunshine was out with the Wuhan Flu.
Dabo definitely calls it the Kung Flu and doesn't see why that's a problem.
Dabo thinks the 50 degree weather this past week is freezing and will prepare the team to play "in the cold" Saturday night in Blacksburg.
Dabo loves when a team postpones their game at the last minute. Let's do it.
Dabo is so afraid to play FSU he got the ACC to cancel the game due to "covid" reasons so they can get to the championship game without a chance of losing to the noles.