Hatin' On: Dabo Swinney

Dabo's got nothin' on Frank Beamer

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Remember kids, Dabo Swinney anagrams to Soybean Wind, which is pretty much all there is in South Carolina

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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VT wins the game and steals Tony Elliot from Dabo.......boom roasted.

Dabo lost to Pitt once...?

I got nothin

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

Dabo is Dabo.

Dabo is what we want our new coach to be like.

Not at all. I'd prefer not to have a fake asshole holier than thou who doesn't understand the world around them outside their secure bubble.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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So RichRod then?

Screw him too. Don't need someone who is going to harass his Secretary.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Never gets old :)

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Not gonna lie. At this point in my life I would take Dabo.

ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

wow i can't believe you'd trade your ability to wantonly virtue signal for football wins, how sad

/ducks

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

But brings in top recruiting classes and is always in the hunt for the national championship....yeah I'll let that persona go if he brings what Dabo has brought to Clemson to VT.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Well shit. We could pay recruits and that would get us top classes and a NC but I'm not willing to do that either.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Dabo's aww shucks persona is just a cover for being one of the most tone deaf individuals in the coaching ranks. At the same time, a perfect fit in Sackerlina

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

Dabo coaches Clemson while Fuente coaches Virginia Tech.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Dabo's got nothing on Frank Beamer....except for two National Championships

Dabo enjoys wet willy's

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

I have thoughts on Dabo, but we have CGs.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Dabo gave up 70 points to WVU. After giving the Hokies their only 2 losses of the year. Yeah it was a catch.

Dabo went to Bama, wins at Clemson, yeah I got nothing

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

KCCO

Lemme try: Dabo only has Two 'Ships to Saban's Six

Hah! What an awful coach!

VT '10--My avatar will flip, when things are right at VT again.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

Romanes Eunt Domus

Oh Lord ain't nobody say anything bad bout lil ol Dabo. That kind sweet man ain't done nutin but try to bring some light into the lives of those poor Clemson boys.

I ain't one to gossip but Dabo farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles.

-Benita Butrell

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Dabo thinks that "contact tracing" involves the use of colored pencils.

Dabos team doesnt handle a covid case properly then thinks the other team should forfeit the game not them.

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Dabo is afraid to play FSU this season

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Yeah not a fan of Dabos whole thing

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

William Christopher Swinney is a grown-ass man who goes by a nickname pulled from the Flintstones.

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Dabo Swinney: the other Small William

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Dabo is the kinda guy that beats you so bad you can't hide it any longer and all of your friends and family have an intervention to tell you that you need to separate and get a divorce....

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

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Dark times call for dark metaphors

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

Dabo Swiney is the physical embodiment of the phrase "do you know who my dad is?!"

the answer is "probably drunk", right?

edit: i got mine in before your edit so i'm keeping it

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Kudos. Leg for the quick response and correct response.

As uttered by Will and Drew.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Ain't exactly hard to hate on that goofy, obnoxious, dick-head of a car salesman, head coach.

Dabo loves spoilers

In fact, he's planning on telling Fuente during the after-game handshake (are they still doing that this season?) that Tony Elliot has accepted the job as the next HC for VT.

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

Dabo is planning to lose to The hokies just to fuck with us and make us want to keep Fuente. Fuckin bastard.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Dabo is a hot mess that nobody could have predicted would have worked out as a top college football coach.

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

Coach Swinney thinks chlamydia is a flower.

That's what he tells his kids when they hear he gave it to all the cheerleaders

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i like this guy....

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Dabo is gonna drop 70 on us then feel a little sorry and let us score at the end.

1-0 every week

No, he won't!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Dabo is the annoying tele-market scammer that calls you on a slow work day about forgiveness on your credit card debt (of which I have none) and when you are making up perfectly logical but totally false things to try and drag him out and waste his time ends up hanging up after less than 5 minutes because he asks what bank you are most in debt from and you say it is not a bank but a credit card company.

Damn these vermin have become so timid lately. I used to be able to string them along for 10-15 minutes no problem and could get some for close to 30.

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Dabo's car warrantee is about to expire.

HTHokie93

No, no, no, it's not his car warranty expiring, it's him calling you to let you know your car warranty is expiring and that I should have received something in the mail and that this is your final courtesy call about lengthening it!

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Dabo thinks the ND loss doesn't count because Sunshine was out with the Wuhan Flu.

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Dabo definitely calls it the Kung Flu and doesn't see why that's a problem.

"Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our heart with tolerance."
-Stan Lee

"Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing."
-Ron Swanson

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Dabo thinks the 50 degree weather this past week is freezing and will prepare the team to play "in the cold" Saturday night in Blacksburg.

Dabo loves when a team postpones their game at the last minute. Let's do it.

#Let's Go - Hokies

Dabo is so afraid to play FSU he got the ACC to cancel the game due to "covid" reasons so they can get to the championship game without a chance of losing to the noles.

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it