Hatin' On: "Jeff Hafley"

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Jeff Hafley thinks he's a dude, but he's really just a guy

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

He's just not a dude, man

Jeff Hafley eats Skittles with a fork.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Jeff Hafley thinks all of the ACC games should be on RSN.

Sounds like the white guy version of Perd Hapley

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

What kind of monster downvotes Perd

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

the same kind of monster who is serially downvoting gobble

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

me to my mystery hater when i see the -1

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

habitually downvoting a Mod

Doesn't seem like that will end well

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Must be an Eagletonian.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

...more like...Turd Crapley.

More like Jeff HALFey...amirite?

Wow. The disrespect.

"Jeff Hafley. Who? lol"

Jeff Hafley has introduced the joy of reading to millions of children through his lovable antics in the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series. How dare you.

Was he the blind singer in Road House?! 🤣

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Jeff hafley thinks he was a pretty good blind guitarist.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

JH: Hi, you can call me coach Jeff
Recruit: OK Coach Hafley, my name is Steve
JH: No No! you have to use Jeff, its in my contract since BC only does well under coaches named Jeff! And we don't use the S word around here.
Recruit: Umm what?
JH: Anyways, we're done being dudes, I mean we still have dudes, but we're going a different direction.
Recruit: Does that mean I am not going to have a NFL line to run behind?
JH: Run!?!? No we're a passing school now, we stole the QB from Notre Dame by convincing him that BC is just like ND .... which we are!
Recruit: How are you like ND?
JH: We have mass on campus, play football, and Frank Leahy.
Recruit: I dont know who that is
JH: Don't worry I'm too young to know myself. But let's talk about how I brought together a fantastic coaching squad starting with my stops at Tampa Bay, Rutgers, and the Cleveland Browns.
Recruit: You're not really selling me on winning
JH: What if I said I coached in Pittsburgh?
Recruit: Oh the Steelers are a well run, winning organization
JH: I didn't say the Steelers
Recruit: Oh.
JH: Yeah .... So nice meeting you, enjoy the visit,, and I hope you keep BC in you're top schools as we're the Notre Dame of the ACC North East!

Jeff Hafley coached for Pitt, Fuck Pitt

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Jeff refuses to pay for his date's meal. Instead, he offers to split the check saying, "We should go...Hafleys on it"

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But we aren't done hatin' on our own coaches \s

"If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?"

We'll never be done Hatin' on our own coaches. Some of us are Hatin' on Beamer for leaving the cupboard bare.

Jeff Hafley thinks that Genesee Cream Ale is the best beer ever in Boston. And refuses to drink anything from Sam Adams. Or Harpoon. Or Trillium. Or Nightshift. Or Vitamin Sea. They are hipster beers, just a fad, and he's in it for the long haul...

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Jeff Hafley has a 250 pound running back, and only gives him 48 carries in 4 games, cause passing, bro.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Jeff Hafley is your neighbor who schedules people to come cut down the tree in her yard that is 10 feet from your house when you are working from home and have client calls.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Jeff Hafley screams out "CAN-AH-DAH" while listening to Van Halen's Panama.

Hafley prefers Van Hagar to Van Halen.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

Who...?

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Jeff Hafley doesn't like Chick-fil-a

1-0 every week

Jeff Hafley prefers the Popeye's chicken sandwich over Chick-fil-a. When asked why he replies because it is authentic Cajun food.

apples to apples, the popeye's chicken sandwich is better than the chick-fil-a chicken sandwich.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

If your putting apples on a chicken sandwich, you're doin' it wrong.

Hmmm thin sliced Granny Smith apples on a ChickFilA actually sounds really good.

Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

What if I were to tell you both are overrated?

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

i wouldn't disagree that the zeitgeist has outpaced the merit, as the chicken sandwich conversation has effectively turned into the 21st century's tame version of cold war brinksmanship. popeye's chicken sandwich is better tho

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Please elaborate. There is a chic-fil-a within walking distance from my office. How far out of my way should I go to try this "Popeye's chicken sandwich"?

Proud author of one plaid comment.

The chick-fil-a sandwich is good, dont get me wrong. And I still prefer CFA to popeyes as a whole. I do still need to try popeyes spicy sammich though, to be fair.

I think the popeyes sandwich is better for a few reasons:
1) it already has a condiment on it and therefore doesn't require the addition of a sauce (CFA's best is honey roasted bbq dont @ me)
2) the pickle slices are thicker, so you actually get a texture of pickle crunch and not just a bite of slimy pickle taste
3) the bun is better and i don't know how to describe it other than that it just is
4) the chicken itself has a better texture (more crunch) to it than CFA's
5) overall, i found the tastes to be similar but popeye's was just better.

it's worth going out of your way just to try it and make your own comparison.

the best way i know how to describe it is that the CFA sandwich is like the one your aunt sally would make for a church potluck that is always a hit, but the popeyes sandwich is the like one your gramma makes for you when you tell her you're hungry. just hits a bit different.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Interesting. 1 and 2 don't really apply to me since I don't require a condiment on a CFA sandwich and I usually discard the slimy pickle slices prior to sandwich consumption.

3 - I don't know how the bun could be better so I'll need to investigate
4 - I don't know that I want more crunch. But I don't know that I don't want more crunch either ...

You've given me much to think about.

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The Pops here has not been as consistent as the Chicks, which is the sole redeeming factor for the Chick. It is a brioche bun, and usually has much more chicken than the Chicks to go with a thicker pickle. The spicy sauce is very good, but sometimes they bury it in it. 3 of the 5 I've had were much better, the other two were over sauced or only had a similar amount of chicken, and would not have been worth driving 10 miles past the Chick to get.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

You missed IMO the biggest plus that popeyes has.

The chicken is bigger. That was the teetering point for me. I think they're both good and agree with all your other points but the fact that I got more chicken from popeyes + the better bun gave it the edge.

(add if applicable) /s

can't believe i forgot. more breast!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Were I live in Stafford Popeyes and Chic are across the street from each other. I actually like both sandwiches but I'm pro Chic.
The OPs point of already having a condiment is actually a negative. I like to have control over my sauce. (Sweet n Spicy sriracha is the GOAT).

1) it already has a condiment on it and therefore doesn't require the addition of a sauce (CFA's best is honey roasted bbq dont @ me)

I hate creamy condiments, so the one time I had a Popeye's sandwich, I ordered 2 of them plain. I had to add CFA's sweet-and-spicy sriracha sauce to the second one because the first one turned out to be flavorless.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Jeff Hafley has no anagrams

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Guys! Guys! It's ok. I re-ran it with "Geoff Hafley" and got some hits.

Hoe Gaffe Fly
Ye Elf Gaff Ho

as a side note, this yielded a lot of slurs for fairy folk of the same-sex persuasion.

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not even anagrams know who jeff hafley is

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Jeff Halfey's go to bait for fishing is corn in a can.

JP

But he doesn't know how to attach his line to the can.

Jeff is not Haf the Ley that Vad Lee is, and Kyle Fuller made Vad Lee his bitch.

I applaud your Fullerism.

Jeff Hafley wishes his name was Jeff Whole-ley.

Jeff Hafley thinks it is pronounced chowDER and wishes these folks would stop serving this cream based stew when he wants a bowl of soup

It's an unwritten law that it's my lunch pail. I've issued the challenge. If someone outworks me, they can get it.
Darryl Tapp

Jeff Hafley is trying to get people to spell it "Gef" you know, like those animated pictures on the interwebs.

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Jeff Hafley thinks the Tuesday NFL games is adding some excitement to fantasy football.

Whatever. It was one bad year.

Seasonal Brew means High ABV for football season and standard the rest of the year.

Jeff Hafley thinks Karen is right when she adds raisins to her potato salad.

Jeff Hafley is the same age I am and is way more successful ... wait, I'm getting this wrong.

Hokie fan | W&M grad

Jeff Hafley tries to sell you a car warranty in his spare time.

Jeff Hafley always buys the $8 3 year warranty on $12 electronic gear on Amazon.

Jeff Hafley calls your cell phone 32 times in a day to sell you that car warranty.

Jeff Hadley is the coach of bc; isn't that enough?

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Jeff Hafley constantly talks about his "international trip". He went to Disney World.

Click here to destroy wall.

Now that you mention it i might have gotten drunk in german with him, that Jeff is an alright guy even if he can't hold his booze.

Hafley talks about going to a beer hall at Oktoberfest this year. He went to FestHaus in Busch Gardens.