Hatin' on Scott Satterfield

The first time we've played Louisville since we caved in Hunter Cantwell's face and no hatin' on thread yet?

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Scott Satterfield just can't get into a hatin' on thread so soon after a disappointing loss.

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Scott Satterfiled spits sunflower seed shells all over the greens and around the cup. And thinks it's the job of the greenskeeper to leaf blow them off the green. Following right behind him. When he's the first one out. And plays 36.

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And gets pissed off on his second loop when the shells are still there.

Scott Satterfield thinks it is a good idea to not broadcast It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown on network TV.

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Scott Satterfield accidentally posts a second Hatin' On thread

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Scott Satterfield doesn't drink after accidentally posting a second Hatin' On thread

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

Scott Satterfield makes his coffee with leftover pasta water in order to as he puts it 'save the anchovies'.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

I threw up in my mouth a little thinking about this

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

...... I got nothing.
He's actually a good dude.

Ok.... 'Satterfield coaches for louisville. '

Scott Satterfield runs his boat wide open past fishing boats and dumps his empty beer cans into the water.

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Scott Satterfield robbed us of the opportunity of having a "Hatin' On Bobby Petrino" thread.

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Bobby Petrino and Swofford conspired to match up Louisville against VT only once per solar eclipse.

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Scott Satterfield thinks Corny is a top 5 OC

1-0 every week

Scott Satterfield thinks Tech is well coached, disciplined, and comes out well prepared every week.

Scott Satterfield uses the Hatin' On thread to hate on his own program when we already have threads for that.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Scott Satterfield think UofL, VT and FSU are still in the Metro Conference and wonders why they don't play Southern Miss or Memphis (State) anymore.

Scott Satterfield doesn't repair his ball marks.

Visual to help... and I'll give them the benefit of the doubt about a few of the red circles. Seeing in person probably looks way worse than they do in the pic.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Scott Satterfield loves to talk about the one time he drove the green on a par 4, but never mentions he four-putted for bogey.

Scott Satterfield hits a hole-in-one on a par 5...

...when he's playing on the adjacent par 3.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

A.K.A. a "black ace"

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Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

2 shots to the hole, grab the wedge, and the putter.

Scott Satterfield always, always, walks up to the ball with just his putter. So he goes back to the cart to grab the wedge.

AND after the 3 others in the foursome have shot and sunk for birdie, he decides to take his shots anyway.

He also refuses to tip the beer cart attendant, bc he already paid for the outing, even though your company paid for it.

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Scott Satterfield selected the irish peeler as the next ACC network commercial

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Scott Satterfield doesn't know what a spurtle is and, at this point, is too afraid to ask.

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Scott Satterfield gives out Spurtles for Christmas presents.

He just loves those commercials.

Scott Satterfield gives out regifts Spurtles for Christmas presents.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Scott Satterfield reminisces to his "Lewis-ville" players various anecdotes from his time at "Appa-Lay-Chian" State.

Apple-at-chun!!!

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Scott Satterfield replies, "Where?" whenever anyone refers to it as "Loo-uh-vill"

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Scott Satterfield left Boone for Louisville. Thinks he upgraded on surroundings.

Scott Satterfield wishes he could watch more political ads so he added them to his game film review

Scott Satterfield doesn't like Bourbon

1-0 every week

Scott: Welcome to Louisville, home of the Kentucky Derby, I'm Scott Satterfield.
Recruit: Its great to be here coach. But I'm here for football not horse racing.
SS: Yeah I dont really have anything else to say, "where shitty food goes to advertise" just doesn't have the right ring to it
Recruit: True.
SS: Would you rather me call it Indiana's butthole?
Recruit: No, you're really not selling me here
SS: Oh I'm not here to sell you on the program I just coach football, Kasper will be here shortly to explain it all to you, I'm told to stay out of the business side of things.
Recruit: uh huh
SS: Well, it was really nice meeting you, I hope you choose to play for us, and have a great dinner at Porcini's tonight. The basketball coaches tell me its the best.

Scott Satterfield has to cross the river to Indiana to go to a restaurant after 7pm if he doesn't feel like hitting up his local strip club.

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Scott Satterfield let's his players and video team hang out in haunted hospitals, doesn't realize there are orbs that come back with them...

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Yea, I didn't get why a team share this on twitter. Is this a famous place in Louisville or something?

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One of the most famously haunted places in the US.

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The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Scott Satterfield choose Louisville over other more prominent offers because he negotiated the Backpage hook-up that Pitino and Petrino had...

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

This Gif is amazing

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