[Ride of the Hokieball] 2020 Week 1

By: Van Der Hokie on September 9, 2020, 7:19 PM | 25 comments
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jmecca's picture jmecca | 5 years 10 months #

Yay! I've missed these!

The U will never be bak!

Van Der Hokie's picture Van Der Hokie | 5 years 10 months # ^

I evidently subconsciously made that joke.

I didn't even realize I picked the U to fall with wanting Miami to just take a hit to the noggin!

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 5 years 10 months #

wow I love this and all of these. The u is not bak, gritty, futurama in the feels

welcome back!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Chris's picture Chris
TEEMING WITH INTEL
| 5 years 10 months #

Omg you did Jurassic Bark...

Van Der Hokie's picture Van Der Hokie | 5 years 10 months # ^

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 5 years 10 months # ^

Ha!

Love the ride of the hokieball.

But yeah kinda.

Alum07's picture Alum07
🦃 LEG KING 🦃
| 5 years 10 months # ^

On next week's edition....

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Van Der Hokie's picture Van Der Hokie | 5 years 10 months # ^

Tune in next week to Dragonball Z....

(I HAVE PLENTY OF EMOTIONAL AMMO)

APrimusHokie's picture APrimusHokie | 5 years 10 months #

Hang on let me go cry😭

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Van Der Hokie's picture Van Der Hokie | 5 years 10 months # ^

Get your Joni Mitchell CD, find a quiet room and go full Emma Thompson.

HokieJeep's picture HokieJeep | 5 years 10 months #

2026 Season Challenge: TBD
Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020), Batman (2021), Wrasslin' (2022)

Alum07's picture Alum07
🦃 LEG KING 🦃
| 5 years 10 months #

Damn dude, you went THERE with this one?

At this rate next week you'll have JD asking Hokieball "Where do you think we are" just to further push the dagger in.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

VTHokie07's picture VTHokie07
👃DAX'S BLOODY NOSE
| 5 years 10 months #

No one signed my permission slip for this feels trip.

“Also, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

wildturkey84's picture wildturkey84 | 5 years 10 months #

Embarrassed to say I have no idea wtf is going on...

hokie07ME's picture hokie07ME | 5 years 10 months # ^

Watch Futurama episode Jurassic Bark

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

VTMaroonOrange's picture VTMaroonOrange | 5 years 10 months # ^

-1 for trying to make people cry...

wildturkey84's picture wildturkey84 | 5 years 10 months # ^

OK so that's the first and only episode of that show I've ever seen. While I'm not exactly sure what I just watched, I get all the comments above now. Thanks for the point in the right direction.

Van Der Hokie's picture Van Der Hokie | 5 years 10 months # ^

Glad someone set you up with the background! It gets ranked usually one of the top 5 saddest moments ever on television by most people.

It really was the only choice for my return.

Alum07's picture Alum07
🦃 LEG KING 🦃
| 5 years 10 months # ^

So if the season gets canceled, do we go with Red Wedding?

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Van Der Hokie's picture Van Der Hokie | 5 years 10 months # ^

It's more of a Maroon Annulment...

VAtoSCHokie's picture VAtoSCHokie
| 5 years 10 months #

I clicked for a laugh not a cry

ps. Glad these are back!

ThePailHolder's picture ThePailHolder
💼🏈💼
| 5 years 10 months #

I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
JC Price

Van Der Hokie's picture Van Der Hokie | 5 years 10 months # ^

Your emotional emergency exits can be found in the front, sides, and rear of the 2020 cabin. Please move carefully to the nearest blanket and hot cocoa to recharge before assisting your fellow hokie. We know you have a choice in feelings flying and thank you for choosing Sad Airways.

Safe travels.

Edit: I'm sorry my friend

8300A_Hokie'12's picture 8300A_Hokie'12
🏝NO BAD DAYS🏖🤙
| 5 years 10 months # ^

You beautiful, evil, amazing son of a bitch you

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Van Der Hokie's picture Van Der Hokie | 5 years 10 months # ^

This was actually me all today.