[Ride of the Hokieball] 2020 Week 1

Hello, Hello, Hello.

I'm back after a brief year hiatus. A busier year in 2019 meant I was not able to dedicate time to my "weekly" comic like I hoped. With the way 2020 has been going I'm ready to do more things I enjoy and get that personal mental health boost!

For the newbies, I pretty much shove pop-culture, Virginia Tech, and football into a blender for a nice comic cocktail. Some weeks you're gonna love it, some weeks you are going to have no idea how or where I got that reference. Not many people can tie sports, southpark, and citizen kane jokes together but i'll try my best to keep the series alive and full of puns for my fellow hokies.

So I know you've missed me, and here's Week 1 one to gut punch you right in the feels.

P.S. My old post's images died with my old computer and a broken imgur account. I'm in the process of recovering from other sources and I'll link all the old ones together with an archive post. Stay safe Hokies.

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Comments

Yay! I've missed these!

The U will never be bak!

I evidently subconsciously made that joke.

I didn't even realize I picked the U to fall with wanting Miami to just take a hit to the noggin!

wow I love this and all of these. The u is not bak, gritty, futurama in the feels

welcome back!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Omg you did Jurassic Bark...

Ha!

Love the ride of the hokieball.

But yeah kinda.

On next week's edition....

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

Tune in next week to Dragonball Z....

(I HAVE PLENTY OF EMOTIONAL AMMO)

Hang on let me go cry😭

YEAH HERE WE GO
JUST WATCH HOW WILD IT GETS

Get your Joni Mitchell CD, find a quiet room and go full Emma Thompson.

My 2020 Season/Covid19 Challenge: only comment with Marvel memes.

My 2019 Season Challenge: only comment with Star Wars memes. (completed as of Nov. 29)

Damn dude, you went THERE with this one?

At this rate next week you'll have JD asking Hokieball "Where do you think we are" just to further push the dagger in.

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

No one signed my permission slip for this feels trip.

β€œAlso, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Embarrassed to say I have no idea wtf is going on...

Watch Futurama episode Jurassic Bark

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-1 for trying to make people cry...

OK so that's the first and only episode of that show I've ever seen. While I'm not exactly sure what I just watched, I get all the comments above now. Thanks for the point in the right direction.

Glad someone set you up with the background! It gets ranked usually one of the top 5 saddest moments ever on television by most people.

It really was the only choice for my return.

So if the season gets canceled, do we go with Red Wedding?

King Alum of the House Hokie, the First of His Name, Khal of the Turkey Legs, The rightful Heir to the Big Board, the Unbanned, Breaker of Trolls and Father of Gritty

It's more of a Maroon Annulment...

I clicked for a laugh not a cry

ps. Glad these are back!

It's an unwritten law that it's my lunch pail. I've issued the challenge. If someone outworks me, they can get it.
Darryl Tapp

Your emotional emergency exits can be found in the front, sides, and rear of the 2020 cabin. Please move carefully to the nearest blanket and hot cocoa to recharge before assisting your fellow hokie. We know you have a choice in feelings flying and thank you for choosing Sad Airways.

Safe travels.

Edit: I'm sorry my friend

You beautiful, evil, amazing son of a bitch you

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

This was actually me all today.