Geoff Collins s_ole all of _he le__er _s from _his pos_, jus_ like he's abou_ _o s_eal ano_her W from Jus_in Fuen_e in _he final five minu_es on Sa_urday.
Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
Geoff Collins gets his wife to sign up to the BetMGM app because he blew the $200 bonus in his first weekend of betting and the bonus is only good for new accounts and he doesn't want to put a new deposit in.
Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
Geoff Collins offers to go hiking with you up Mt. Tammany at the Delaware Water Gap the day after it rains. Then when there is ankle deep water on the trail he wimps-out and goes back to the car rather than get his feet wet forcing you to go on alone.
In the picture in the original post, it certainly looks like he could have some chinballs tucked into the collar of his shirt. Not sure if that's the reference or he wears those in general.
Log in or register to post comments about the Virginia Tech Hokies
Comments
Geoff Collins has never blown a 4th quarter lead when his team has a greater than 90% chance of winning the game...and for that, I hate him
Geoff Collins is going to beat us this week and Fuente still wont be fired...and for that, I hate him
Geoff Collins s_ole all of _he le__er _s from _his pos_, jus_ like he's abou_ _o s_eal ano_her W from Jus_in Fuen_e in _he final five minu_es on Sa_urday.
I'd like a 'T' Pat
Geoff Collins misheard "Hey, let's go steal Virginia Tech's TEES",
...and we ended up with this shit:
Edit: Some follow up on this incident I found on Reddit a few years ago
Even Geoff Collins knows there is no "I" in *eam.
Geoff Collins recruits and develops a 4* QB.
Geoff Collins gets his wife to sign up to the BetMGM app because he blew the $200 bonus in his first weekend of betting and the bonus is only good for new accounts and he doesn't want to put a new deposit in.
Geoff Collins spells his name wrong.
Geoff Collins coaches at Georgia Tech. He can do that.
Geoff Collins lost to UVa last week.
Geoff Collins offers to go hiking with you up Mt. Tammany at the Delaware Water Gap the day after it rains. Then when there is ankle deep water on the trail he wimps-out and goes back to the car rather than get his feet wet forcing you to go on alone.
FYI, it is a nice, albeit strenuous, hike:
https://www.alltrails.com/trail/us/new-jersey/mount-tammany-red-dot-and-...
super nice spot. i know it's farther for you but my brother and i did Minnewaska near New Paltz NY, highly recommend!
I don't have enough in me to hate this week!
Geoff Collins anagrams to "logoff incels", which is his default response to message board criticism.
more like "incel logs off" amirite
Geoff Collins thinks Single Teching > Polyteching
Geoff Collins is mad that we don't have enough energy to give him a proper hatin' on thread.
He's mad we didn't even start until Wednesday.
And if we wanted to, we could have it wrapped up on Wednesday.
But we don't want to.
Jeff Collns thinks he replaced a legendary coach.
Its hard to hate on someone who replaced chinballs.
Geoff Collins wishes his first name was Tom.
Geoff Collins makes his guys talk at breakfast.
And sometimes, just to change things up, he makes them sit in silence. And doesn't even give them breakfast.
A Geoff Collins is similar to a Tom Collins, but with more lemon and a little bit of sadness.
Geoff Collins once beat Phil Collins in a round of Guitar Hero.
Geoff Collins has a losing record to Justin Fuente.
Geoff Collins has the most punchable face left of the coaches we still play. Other than Bronco. I'd def punch that guy.
Can we dupe Bronco into a fundraiser wherein Hokies get to punch him in the face? We could fund the athletic department for the next millennium.
Also, I'm assuming it's NEVER too early to hate on the Hoos. Or is it more of a do-loop?
GEOFF COLLINS IS HAPPY WITH 25 MINUTES OF TIME POSSESSING THE BALL
Geoff Collins doesn't care that you don't care.
Ge-o-f-f wears a turtleneck short-sleeved shirt under a vest to hide his emerging chinballs
In the picture in the original post, it certainly looks like he could have some chinballs tucked into the collar of his shirt. Not sure if that's the reference or he wears those in general.
Yeah I was referring to the pic in the original post
Is it bad that I read this in Peanut's voice?
Nope.
All of the ATL and 404 stuff on their uniforms is lame (jerk off motion with hand).
Geoff Collins is the only Georgia Tech coach Fuente has beaten in his time at VT.
Geoff Collins would have a neckbeard...if Geoff Collins had a neck. But since he doesn't, Geoff Collins can't grow a beard.
Geoff Collins thinks beating a Justin Fuente team is an accomplishment.
Geoff Collins doesn't think the Futurama episode about the Sunken City of Atlanta is funny.