Last week was, I think, a new level of "OH COME ON" for the season. Picking Okie State to go down? Sure. Betting the under at 50 pts for a Big XII game between a Top 10 and a Top 25? Understandable. Picking a 49-point shutout UPSET? Ok, time to burn the Sports Almanac, McFly.
I'll take 1 point loss over a 49-uva performance any week.
Crazy to think we have a mere 5 weeks left of this season. It's not been the most watchable season, but it beats the Hell out of the off-season.
THE GAMES
cahDETS, Frozen {Blue} at CAHdets, Frozen {Green} (AFA -6.5)
Texas TECH at TCU (Horny Toads -10.5)
GAHTech at VIRGINIA TECH HOKIES (VT -3.5)
Hookers at GAH (DAWGS -8.5)
Football Al a bama at Tigers, Peauxrple (Bama -13.5)
(Coach Kelly is the company)
Tigers, Orange {inferior} at J-TD-C (CLEM -3.5)
SUMMARY
Air Force at Army (AFA -6.5)
Texas TECH at TCU (Horny Toads -10.5)
GAHTech at VIRGINIA TECH HOKIES (VT -3.5)
Hookers at GAH (UGA -8.5)
Football Al a bama at LSU (Bama -13.5)
Clemson at ND (CLEM -3.5)
Comments
Air Force at Army (AFA -6.5)
Isn't this just the traditional power struggle of the VTCC? I was Corps Only, but I usually preferred the Army philosophies.
Texas TECH at TCU (Horny Toads -10.5)
I want to go with the other Tech, but I can't ignore the numbers on this one.
GAHTech at VIRGINIA TECH HOKIES (VT -3.5)
I always go for Tech. The real one.
Hookers at GAH (UGA -8.5)
I'm riding the Hooker Hype Train all season long.
Clemson at ND (CLEM -3.5)
Purely rooting for the money here. ND is already locked into the ACC bowl sharing pool. If Clemson gets into the CFP, a second ACC team goes to the Orange Bowl, and the bowl pool gets bigger.
Football Al a bama at LSU (Bama -13.5)
Let's just watch the world burn.
Air Force
TCU
VT
Tenn
Clemson
LSU
BOTW: Headed to San Fran for the weekend...so it has to be:
Looking to get some back to the east coast safely as well. Hopefully.
Air Force at Army (AFA -6.5)
Texas TECH at TCU (Horny Toads -10.5) TCU looks legit??
GAHTech at VIRGINIA TECH HOKIES (VT -3.5) through 9 weeks nothing has given me any confidence in picking VT, not even homfield advantage to a team that shit canned their AD and head coach a month ago
Hookers at GAH (UGA -8.5) I think Hooker covers, but I'm scared this is the loss what keeps them out of the CFP
Football Al a bama at LSU (Bama -13.5) fuck Brian Kelly
Clemson at ND (CLEM -3.5)3.5 points to a 5-3 ND team? LOL
When you're good at something, never do it for free
Air Force at Army (AFA -6.5)
Texas TECH at TCU (Horny Toads -10.5) - Big spread, but Toads are at home
GAHTech at VIRGINIA TECH HOKIES (VT -3.5) - Real Tech wins after we put together at least 2 quarters of real offense. Defense balls out like normal.
Hookers at GAH (UGA -8.5) - Hookers cover the spread, but lose.
Football Alabama at LSU (Bama -13.5) Feels weird picking this big a spread, but Saban puts Kelly in place.
Clemson at ND (CLEM -3.5) This is a crazy spread, unless the Clemson team freezes at ND.
Oh, great. VT is back on the schedule - so now I have to hope for 5-1 this week
Air Force at Army (AFA -6.5) - IDK- hard to know for sure but I think Air Force is the better team
Texas TECH at TCU (Horny Toads -10.5) I think TCU wins but TT covers
GAHTech at VIRGINIA TECH HOKIES (VT -3.5) - the only time I picked the Hokies they lost. To ODU.
Hookers at GAH (UGA -8.5) - I think Georgia's defense is better than Tennessee's. Both teams will get their points but Georgia, playing at home, is going to win by 10
Football Al a bama at LSU (Bama -13.5) - LSU, annoyingly, is a decent team. I think they keep it closer than 14 but still lose
Clemson at ND (CLEM -3.5) - I think Clemson is vulnerable. They haven't really played anyone of note outside of the ACC and the ACC is straight. hot. garbage. ND wins outright
Air Force at Army (AFA -6.5)
Texas TECH at TCU (Horny Toads -10.5)
GAHTech at VIRGINIA TECH HOKIES (VT -3.5)
Hookers at GAH (UGA -8.5)
Football Al a bama at LSU (Bama -13.5)
Clemson at ND (CLEM -3.5)
Quick reminder to put in your picks if you haven't already (AFA vs West Point kicks off at 11:30 AM)
Fuckin Air Force....1/2 point.....
So I should just quit.... do I get bonus points for going 0-6?
Nah, just start deciding which gifs to use when you go 6-0 next week. It's absolutely a thing lol
Woof. I am absolutely going 0-6 this week
O fuk
Man, this week was absolutely brutal....