Hatin' on Hugh Freeze

Hugh Freeze likes scandals which is why he coaches Liberty

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Hugh's last name at birth was actually Jaynus

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I guess it was his maiden name.

Still fits, really.

Danny Freeze Jr couldn't cut it in NASCAR so he had to become a football coach instead

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Hugh Freeze coaches at Liberty

Freeze "had" to coach from a hospital bed due to a spinal staph infection, something that can be caused by using dirty needles. I'm not saying Freeze uses dirty needles, but I'm not not saying it.

If you feel the leather in your hand let it rip.

Danny Freeze Jr offers cigarettes to middle schoolers

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Hugh Freeze and Liberty are a match made in Lynchburg, I'll refrain from using heaven.

Too Freezy.

If Hugh Freeze grew a beard, I'd get rid of mine. I don't need that evil on me.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Brother Beard, don't talk like that!

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Shit, you right. I found the good hatins.

Hugh Freeze made me contemplate the possibility of something being better than a Beard.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Hate can blind us all, my hirsute friend.

That's why we have to have each other's beards.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

I'll go with: "What does Hugh Freeze say to a working girl when he talks dirty?"

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

This is the easiest Hatin' on thread that doesn't include Brian Kelly

It may be easier.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Danny Hugh Freeze Jr anagrams to DNA Frenzy Hugh Jeer.

Make of that what you will.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Hugh Freeze isn't smart enough to not call working girls on his state issued phone then doesn't delete the emails, calls and texts when given the chance.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Hugh Freeze dresses up as Snow Miser for Halloween

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!

Hugh Freeze has to tell people that actually isn't the Snow Miser for the rest of the year.

Snow Miser dresses up as Hugh Freeze for 364 days a year.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

*Gestures broadly at everything*

Fuck Hugh Freeze.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

Hugh Freeze uses his work computer to watch porn and refuses to clear the history.

Twitter me

Luckily for Hugh Freeze, we no longer have a Hooker on the team.

(That one hurt to say.)

“Also, a microwave has never danced it's ass off to Jackie Wilson.” - AssPocketFullOWhiskey

Hugh Freeze is a colossal douche-bag. His face looks Douchy, his actions are douchy, and his whole act is a giant douchy douche-fest. Everything about him screams DOUCHE. He embodies the whole believe what I am presenting to you about who I am. Not a fan.

I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

No need to be clever here, fuck freeze and fuck liberty.

Hugh freezes when he sees Jerry Jr. sitting in the corner of the room.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

If Hugh Freeze goes to Heaven, I'd rather go to Hell.

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Hugh....
Please put us out of our misery...
(Yup, that's where I'm at)

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ #YNWA

Lose to Liberty? Likely, but openly root for it? Nah...

Hugh Freeze serves boxed mac-n-cheese, canned peas, and deli turkey for Thanksgiving Dinner.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Hugh Freezes first car was a Ford Escort

uva - the taint of the ACC

Hugh tried to become a solicitor, but then someone told him that just means lawyer

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Hugh Freeze refuses to thaw his turkey before dropping it in the deep fryer

Hugh Freeze refuses to thaw his turkey before dropping it from a helicopter.

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"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"

"The turkeys mounted a counterattack...it's almost like they were...organized!"

Hands down one of the best episodes of a great show (-though the "phone cop" one and the one with thesheriff demoing the effects of alcohol with Johnny Fever and Venus were both greattoo.)

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

That was a great show. Have to try and find it again.

Hugh Freeze thinks that being a successful football coach is more important than being a good Christian, husband, father, and human being. While he struggled to find a school that agrees, thankfully, Liberty came knocking...

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Caption This, Hatin' On Edition:

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My mans low key looks like he's Lee Corso's illegitimate kid. Got them ferrety rodent eyes

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Elon musk looking ass

"I wonder if I can take the dance team on my next recruiting trip..."

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Hugh Freeze looks like Elon Musk. If Elon Musk was from the south and was a massive skeezjob...Ok. Fine. If Elon Musk was from the south.

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When he coached at Mississippi, Hugh Freeze pronounced it "Olay Miss"

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Hugh walks up to 18 year old college girls and says, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for Freeze?"

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Hugh Freeze believes that he didn't defraud tax payers because deep down in their hearts they wanted him to use their money to contact call girls.

Hugh Freeze's favorite Batman movie is Batman & Robin.

Also he blows goats, I have proof.

No, it's the Get Smart movie whose cast includes Andy Dick

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Hugh Freeze is going to pound us into the ground.

And I really hate that.

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Hugh Freeze just lost to UConn

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Hugh Freeze still thinks crypto is a good investment and a viable hedge against inflation.

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Hugh Freeze thinks you get a quality education at Liberty.

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Hugh Freeze thinks it's perfectly acceptable for Liberty PD to threaten sexual assault victims with expulsion when they report attacks.

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Which we all learned is not Title IX compliant thanks to Baylor

Hugh Freeze thinks Ian McCaw is a great AD and was totally railroaded at Baylor just because he orchestrated a coverup for a rapist athlete.

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Hugh Freeze got his butt kicked by UConn while applying for the Auburn job. 😂

Hugh Freeze makes me forget to say Fuck Pat Narduzzi!

When you tell Hugh Freeze to get fucked, he tells you exactly what the going rate is these days

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Hugh Freeze likes open fronted toilet seats and non-elongated bowl toilets.

He likes the feel of cold, moist porcelain on the tip

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Hugh Freeze is a human bidet

uva - the taint of the ACC

Hugh Jaynus Freeze wears his sandals with pants/jeans when it's the middle of winter

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Gross

Undo the calamity that is your mammaries

fuck Hugh Freeze and fuck Liberty that is all

Hugh Freeze got dressed down by Sandra Fucking Bullock.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Are you hatin Freeze for living out your dream?

Is it sad that I read #Groundup and immediately think of hamburger meat and its symbolism to our second half lack of adjustments?

Had hoped to see all Orange but I get that if the NCAA said no, they didnt want to take the penalties and other punishments. #FalseStartU cant afford to take a penalty before the game even starts

FWIW, I don't think these tweets serve as uni reveals. Seems like the Pry crew doesn't post them.

We wore MWM in game 10 and WMW in game 9.

game 9 tweet
game 10 tweet

NCAA got rid of the color vs. color penalty a few years ago.

Coach Jaynus ranked his team 4th this week in the Coaches poll

Beat WVU

Honestly guys, I'm trying really hard to come up with something funny and not call girl or hypocrisy related, but it's just too damned hard. I mean look at this douche-canoe and the BS diploma factory he works for. This is a guy who pitched training boys into upstanding young men all while he engaged an escort service on the side. When he finally gets canned because he as incompetent as he was phony (seriously, read up on it) he gets a golden parachute from a college that has institutionalized his brand of holier than thou hypocrisy. Liberty jumped at the chance for an SEC coach who had too much stink for anyone else to pick him up. In the name of "redemption" and "second chances," they sold what little soul they had left in the name of taking a shortcut to Notre Dame levels of sports success (I shit you not. This is a stated goal). Fuck them both. I hope they play as flat tomorrow as they did last week at UConn and that we finally figure out which foot our cleats go on and kick their asses.

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Biberty...all about those second chances and redemption...unless you're a student non-athlete and simply do college student things like sex, drugs, and non-Christian rock.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

I can't leg this post enough.

If ever there was a guy who deserved legitimate hatin's-on, it's this guy. I just didn't have the energy to do it.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

It's not surprising that Coach Jaynus landed at Liberty, he had lots of business associates in common with their leadership.

I was about to write that the only thing Liberty cranks out faster than "diplomas" is hypocrisy, but with their 29% graduation rate, that's not true.

They even fail at being a diploma mill.

Huge tells people he was the chair in the corner

Onward and upward

Beating Hugh feels even better than freezing our losing streak.

Freeze calling time outs like they're lonely hot blondes in your area.

If you feel the leather in your hand let it rip.

Hugh Freeze manages timeouts like Mike London.

Oh yeah, actually, I like that.

Coach Jaynus, staying at a #4 ranking for Liberty in next week's Coaches poll.

Beat WVU

Hugh Freeze lost to the worst tech team since 92

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Woah now this is the Hatin' On thread. I absolutely love that for Hugh

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Freeze Froze under pressure!

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own