"Oh, there ain't no rest for the wicked
Money don't grow on trees
I got bills to pay
I got mouths to feed
There ain't nothing in this world for free
I know I can't slow down
I can't hold back
Though you know
I wish I could
Oh, no there ain't no rest for the wicked
Until we close our eyes for good"
There's no Bye Weeks in Pick 6! That means it's especially crazy how nothing happened last week.
This week's lineup is 2 Pick'ems and only 1 game with a spread greater than a TD/XP with a good number of teams we all love to hate.
THE GAMES
Duke at Sleepy Cricket Stadium (Miami -7.5)
Duke is used to playing in library conditions but this stadium-biblioteca is big enough to have echoes.
(7) Ole Miss at LSU (PICK'EM)
Searching for a Death Valley gif and this came up.
(20) Texas at (11) OK State (Tex -6.5)
Minnesota at (16) Penn State (PSU -4.5)
Gopher fight at Beaver Stadium?
EAT SHITT at Kentucky-style Shitbirds (PICK'EM)
Nope, still can't locate my respect for FUCK PAT NARDUZZI
aTm at South Beamerlina (Tammies -3.5)
Let's go 6-0!
SUMMARY
Duke at Miami (Miami -7.5)
(7) Ole Miss at LSU (PICK'EM)
(20) Texas at (11) OK State (Tex -6.5)
Minnesota at (16) Penn State (PSU -4.5)
EAT SHITT at Louisville (PICK'EM)
aTm at South Beamerlina (Tammies -3.5)
Comments
Canes
Kiffen
Cowboys
Kitties
C*ntts
Cocks
Miami
Ol Miss
OK State, straight up.
PSU
USCe
Louisville
BOTW: Going to Philly this weekend. Smashing Pumpkins concert, good cheesesteak, top golf, nice dinner with the fam, and hoping to slip over to Monks for some
And picking up some Other Half to bring home...
And eff Tired Hands. IYKYK.
Canes
RebsSharks?Pokes
P*dos
Tammies
Fuck Pat Narduzzi
Duke at Miami (Miami -7.5)
(7) Ole Miss at LSU (PICK'EM)
(20) Texas at (11) OK State (Tex -6.5)
Minnesota at (16) Penn State (PSU -4.5)
PITT at Louisville (PICK'EM)
aTm at South Carolina (Tammies -3.5)
Somebody's excited for season two of The Bad Batch. Any idea of when it premiers?
Jan 4!
Duke at Miami (Miami -7.5) - I think Miami is a bad team. I think Duke wins outright.
(7) Ole Miss at LSU (PICK'EM) - I frickin hate BKAKK and I think he and LSU are overrated but they're due to win a game that nobody thinks they deserve to win. Plus, it's hard to win in Death Valley if you're not a Heisman candidate.
(20) Texas at (11) OK State (Tex -6.5) - OK State may win outright. If not, I think they at least keep it close. They haven't scored fewer than 34 points in a single game all season (which, as a fan of a team that hasn't scored 30 in a single game, makes me ill) so I think they keep it close at least.
Minnesota at (16) Penn State (PSU -4.5) - IDK. I think PSU has the better resume. Minnesota scores a lot against nobodies but when they play teams with pulses they look like...us. I think PSU wins handily.
EAT SHITT at Louisville (PICK'EM) - I think Pitt is the better team - they've had a bye week to prep. Louisville has beaten a couple AAC teams and UVA. They're not a good team.
aTm at South Beamerlina (Tammies -3.5) - I'm going with the fighting Shane's here because I want them to win. I hate the Tammies (used to like them, but now, I don't)
Fucking narduzi, robbing me of a perfect week by not being able to beat frickin Louisville. God, I hate that man
Duke at Miami (Miami -7.5)
Again, I think Duke is actually kinda good. Miami isn't.
(7) Ole Miss at LSU (PICK'EM)
I just wanna see Kelly fail so badly.
(20) Texas at (11) OK State (Tex -6.5)
I don't trust either of these teams to do what they're supposed to.
Minnesota at (16) Penn State (PSU -4.5)
Beaver stadium is no place for a gopher.
EAT SHITT at Louisville (PICK'EM)
I predict an ugly game, 2 broken headsets, and Pitt winning, but looking like losers.
aTm at South Beamerlina (Tammies -3.5)
aTm should probably win this one, but they should be a lot of things they aren't.
Got some time for some gifs:
Only Duke gif worth posting:
Ole Miss
Okie St
Lions
Cocks
Patt Narduzzi
Duke
Ole Miss
Texas
Penn State
EAT SHITT
South Beamerlina
Duke at Miami (Miami -7.5)
(7) Ole Miss at LSU (PICK'EM)
(20) Texas at (11) OK State (Tex -6.5)
Minnesota at (16) Penn State(PSU -4.5)
EAT SHITT at Louisville (PICK'EM)
aTm at South Beamerlina (Tammies -3.5)
Quick bump to remind everyone that yes, were picking this week! (Link in my signature)
This week did not go as planned
Second week of 3-3. I'm finally starting to find my pace.
Second week of 4-2 is keeping me in 8th place.