Hatin' On: Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach Pat Narduzzi

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Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach Pat Narduzzi thinks our WRs need to be held/interfered with in order to beat them

Onward and upward

Pat Narduzzi thinks the correct way to play defense is to leave his corners on islands, coach them to hold onto jerseys and then complain when the get called for PI.

Chris Bickell is actually a pseudonym of Pat Narduzzi's. He just endowed his own position.

And not even well endowed!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

That's why he did it. His position makes him seem endowed to Pit fans.

"Don't go to, go through"

Fuck Pat Narduzzi

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Fuck Chris Bickel '97 Head Footbal Coach Pat Narduzzi

FTFY

You can't spell Pat Narduzzi without PI

uva - the taint of the ACC

Pat Narduzzi anagrams to:
Uzi tap nardz

Also:
Rad nut pizza

uva - the taint of the ACC

Chris Bickell and Pat Narduzzi play golf together. They give each other 30' putts saying they should make them, and don't want to be disappointed when they don't. They then go in the bar and brag about shooting even par. When pressed to play in events, or even go out and play for a few bucks a hole, they make excuses and refuse to go out and play in front of others. Pure vanity caps at scratch.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Pat Narduzzi truly is the Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Chode.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

I'm so glad this persists.

as long as there be hair on my face, brother.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Pat Narduzzi wanted to embrace one last coastal chaos so he took the L against GT

1-0 every week

Pat Narduzzi gives kids broccoli on Halloween and doesn't see a problem with it.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

Can't be said enough: Fuck Chris Bickel '97 Head Footbal Coach Pat Narduzzi. I bet he calls hour long meetings 4 minutes before he wants to start them on Friday afternoons and then ends up going 40 minutes over time to talk about absolutely nothing or repeat himself

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Chode Pat Narduzzi can't figure out how to share his screen, then proceeds to talk about the slide text and graphics that no one else can see.

When they ask if anyone has any questions and everyone else just wants to leave, Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Chode Pat Narduzzi always has a multi-part question.

Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Chode Pat Narduzzi always first announces that he is speaking when he talks during remote meetings.

Patty orders box lunches for the meeting, only to realize everyone just came back from the Chinese lunch buffet special. At which point he asks, "What's the fortune cookie say? Yinz getting lucky or what?"

But he's not from Shittsburgh, so yinz rhymes with Heinz.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Pat Narduzzi anagrams to "subpar rat face Coach K of football "

Chris Bickel '97 Head Footbal Coach Pat Narduzzi is glad the name of their stadium got changed because he's more of a Hunt's guy.

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Chris Bickel '97 Head Footbal Coach Pat Narduzzi hates the 'The Office' because he claims he used to be called 'The Nard Dog' before Andy Bernard. He still brings it up every first practice in the spring and the fall in the hopes someone will finally call him that.

Former Chris Bickel '97 Head Footbal Coach Pat Narduzzi. Unique title. Coaching position has been elevated since then. Knowing that, I give him the smallest of respect. Pretty, pretty small. Almost as small as the fucks the refs give about his penalty whining. Though soon we have to witness it on TV, I must say I'm glad I'm not the ref he's complaining at. Never in my life could I say I've been a fan of anything Pittsburgh. Anything football related at least. Really I just love hatin' on anything black and yellow at this point, including the song. Don't much care for it, and because it's always played during Steelers games I can live without it. Unfortunate for Pitt though, it's a home game but they probably won't have that many fans showing up. Zero cares by the Pitt players though, somehow they keep on beating us at the stadium formerly known as ketchup. Zodiac signs lining up might be the only shot we have at winning, but I'll take any slim chance I can get for this team. In conclusion: Fuck Pat Narduzzi.

Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach Pat Narduzzi pushes off in the parking lot.

Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach Pat Narduzzi is salty enough to fill the oceans.

Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Chode Pat Narduzzi features prominently in the fairy tale "Why the Sea is Salt."

Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Chode Pat Narduzzi has NaCL NaCl tattooed on his back.

Underneath, there's a tattoo of Chris Bickell, his owner, with a salty teardrop.

Sorry, I am a chemist by trade and had to fix it:

"Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach Pat Narduzzi has NaCl tattooed on his back."

Or maybe it should be Pat Narduzzi thinks NaCl is written NaCL.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

The tattoo may well be NACL for all we know, or want to.

Research it at your own peril.

Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach Pat Narduzzi says "nackle" instead of "salt" and then chides everyone at the dinner table for not knowing what he's talking about

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

The Dead Sea used to be fresh water.

But then Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach Pat Narduzzi went for a swim in it.

Siberia used to be a rain forest, until Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach Pat Narduzzi visited it.

Pat Narduzzi thinks Chris Bickell disrespected him and should have had to pay far more to get their name associated with a super genues, I mean genie, I mean ... genius like him.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach Pat Narduzzi tells recruits that he got his degree from Miami while he recruits Florida thinking it will give him street cred.

2022 Season Challenge: Wrasslin'
Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020), Batman (2021)

Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach Pat Narduzzi thinks is not a scam to sell flooded cars from Hurricane Ian to unsuspecting customers.

Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Chode Pat Narduzzi wants Pitt to join the SEC, but mainly so he can spend Media Days hanging out with Brian Kelly, who killed a kid.

Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Chode Pat Narduzzi thinks that every dish has only one proper condiment. He doesn't understand why TKP never discusses whether rock salt, sea salt, pink Himalayan salt, or Dukes Mayo is superior on a sushi grinder.

Thanks to Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Chode Pat Narduzzi, Lot's wife is only the second saltiest person on the planet.

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

When Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Chode Pat Narduzzi heard about Lot's wife, he mistook "Pillar of salt" for "Pillow of salt", and tried to order one for his wife.

Naturally, he already has one, created one night after Pitt lost to VT.

Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach Pat Narduzzi thinks the fact that Pitt gives up more average yards on defense then Tech means they have the better defense, after all bigger numbers are better.

Patty shows up on Zoom calls with a cat filter, and has to tell everyone, "Uh, I am not a cat"

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Right about the time that video surfaced, we would have weekly conference calls with a local lawyer on them. He's older, and very old school. It would take him a bit to figure out how to mute or unmute on the phone. Well, one day he apologizes for the noise in the background. He had some workers in the house fixing something his cats messed up because "they were rather rambunctious." The following week, we hear his yelling at the cats, then a glass shattering. He was not on the following week. We dubbed him the cat lawyer from then on.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach Pat Narduzzi is mentioned multiple times in every pre-game hatin' on thread. And he never takes his kids fishing.

JP

But when he is in a tournament, he stuffs lead weights into the the fish he catches to try and tip the scales in his favor.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach Pat Narduzzi calls his local pizza place and orders two pizzas- both of them half pepperoni and half plain.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

With a side of salt.

Chris Bickell '97 Head Football Coach Pat Narduzzi owes Kedon Slovis an apology. He owes EVERYTHING ELSE to Kenny Pickett.

The Morton's Salt factory is actually Narduzzi's house.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Narduzzi is also the figure on the label

uva - the taint of the ACC

I thought the logo was a Pittsburgh cheerleader who got too close to Narduzzi.

Even with an umbrella, the salt spray was overwhelming.

Pat Narduzzi schedules colonoscopy's weekly for fun

uva - the taint of the ACC

He likes the prep.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Pat Nardouche still calls it Heinz field

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Score predictions anybody??

Updog for life!

28-3 Pitt

Patty tries to derail the Hatin On thread on a hump day instead of starting a new thread on predictions. /S

(Not meant as a personal attack, just vibing in the Hatin On thread)

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

I refuse to make one because eat shit Pitt

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Never gets old.

EAT.

SHIT.

PITT.

Twitter me

ATE

SHAT

CHRIS BICKELL '97 HEAD FOOTBALL COACH PAT

Pat Narduzzi bags up his dog's poop and then leaves the bag on the sidewalk.

Pat Narduzzi eats your dogs poop and never bags the leaves on the sidewalk.

Pat Narduzzi poops on your dog and hands you a bag to put it in

uva - the taint of the ACC

Pat Narduzzi poops on your dog and throws the bag on the ground.

Part Narduzzi parks a regular car in the spot next to a car charger.

When the hatin on thread is for a coach you actually hate

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

Usually it's not too hard (Though It was hard to hock one up for Cutcliffe).

Narduzzi, though, is as whole different level.

He brings out one's inner Doc Holiday.