PICK 6 2022 - WEEK 3 - DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A HOKIE

Week 3 is upon us and while Coach Pry has his team on the field bringing the Terriers to heel, TKPrs are going to be getting their own Pick 6's.

Week 2 winners going 6-0 include Hokietopher and Pete Seip.

And a very Honorable "Nice" to Kevin Heuple for nailing the Tiebreaker with 69.

It's up to all of you but if you would prefer to put in your TKP username that would help me keep some things straight.

A word before naming this week's games - I'm giving us and the Hokies a bit of a karma break this week by not making anyone pick whether we're going to beat a -39.5 spread against Wofford. That said...I'll appreciate it if the Hokies manage to do it.

Another thought I've had rattling around:

I got it in my head that although we don't play for anything but bragging rights, I want to do something for this Pick 6 season's champion so I'll leave it for y'all to debate in the comments:

(EDIT to clarify: yes, I'll be making whichever y'all decide on)

A) A genuine, unofficial Virginia Tech-themed Pry Bar

B) A hand-carved orange and maroon turkey box call

C) An O&M Ice Cream Scoop to dole out your pie/cake complement of choice

On to The Games

(22) Penn State at Auburn (-3.5 PSU)
AUBURN AIN'T PLAYED NOBODY PAWWWWWL
But that might mean their starters are rested as Hell.

(12) BYU at (25) Oregon (-3.5 Nike)
The Ducks had their backs waxed by UGA then shed the EWU (uwu) Eagles off of them. The Stormin' Mormons beat USF and won by a 2OT squeak vs Baylor.

Cowbell State at LSU (-2.5 MisSU)
If not for FSU Luck©< this would be 2 unbeatens in week 3 and I think this works be a Pick'em

Texas Tech at (16) NC State (NCiS -10.5)
NCSU football fans are enjoying the rocket ride now but I don't think the fuse lasts a full season before it explodes.

Michigan State at Washington (WUuuuuu -2.5)

You know I had to

(13) Miami at (24) aTm (tammies (-5.5)
Schadenfreude vs Bakness. I don't know who wins, but I know I hate it either way

Summary
(22) Penn State at Auburn (-3.5 PSU)
(12) BYU at (25) Oregon (-3.5 Nike)
Cowbell State at LSU (-2.5 MisSU)
Texas Tech at (16) NC State (NCiS -10.5)
Michigan State at Washington (WUuuuuu -2.5)
(13) Miami at (24) aTm (tammies (-5.5)
Pry Bar v. Turkey Call v. Ice Scream Scoop

Set your picks here:
Put your prize opinions in the comments

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Comments

Penn State covers
BYU wins outright
I got a fevah
NWO Wolfpack
Sparty
A&M has a history of bad performances involving an ACC team and a hurricane

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Speaking of lines, VegasInsider has VT at -38 this weekend.

How hard are we smashing the Wofford cover?

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

-38???? They must either have not seen our offense OR they think our defense is going to have 3 scores by themselves....

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Or they're considering how Wofford hasn't even scored against fellow FCS opponents yet.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Fair point.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

War damn eagle
Dem mormons
It's geaux time
State might win but they don't cover, taking the Lubbock lads here
Sparty
I don't want to but I think the ibis is the pick

uva - the taint of the ACC

A pry bar for sure.
My name's under Ben I can't figure out how to add "w92" so...

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

Yeah, not cool that the CBS site automatically puts your real name.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Look under "My Entry", and there's a section that lets you change your name.

It's awesome that I'm Batman in this scenario 😁

Have you entered your PICK 6 on CBSSports yet? Click Here!

when in CBS, click "my entry" at the top. Then you can edit your display name by clicking on the blue pencil.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

It worked. I have been restored to my true identity.

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

Switching my delivery up this week to limit myself to 1-2 GIFs. Quality over quantity.

(22) Penn State at Auburn (-3.5 PSU) I honestly don't know, but I just feel like this will be a close game.
(12) BYU at (25) Oregon (-3.5 Nike) 50/50 game. I'm taking the home team.
Cowbell State at LSU (-2.5 MisSU) Need more cowbell. Can't wait for the Mike Leach interviews about LSU and BK.
Texas Tech at (16) NC State (NCiS -10.5) I think the Pack can win this one, but I do not trust them to cover.
Michigan State at Washington (WUuuuuu -2.5) Go Sparty
(13) Miami at (24) Tammies (-5.5) Tammies will show up for this one after being embarrassed all week. Plus we know that theU ain't bak.
Here's a live leak of the rehearsal for this week's yell leader:

Pry Bar v. Turkey Call v. Ice Scream Scoop

If you feel the leather in your hand let it rip.

Penn State, because I just can't go for blue and orange.
Oregon, for reasons
Mississippi State because I need more cowbell and Brian Kelly killed a kid
NC State, for #goacc
Michigan State, because I like Sparty for some reason
Miami, because aTm is just embarrassing right now.

War Eagle
Mormons
Let the band play Neck
Red Raiders
Sparty
The cult school

Also, a pry bar is a great choice. Granted, I'm 8-12 two weeks in so I doubt I'll be seeing it.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

Definitely a pry bar.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Penn State -3.5
Brigham Young +3.5
Louisiana State +2.5
Texas Tech +10.5
Michigan State +2.5
Miami +5.5

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

And unofficially

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

And a very Honorable "Nice" to Kevin Heuple for nailing the Tiebreaker with 69.

Also updated my username - whoops now you know my real identity

I vote for a the Pry Bar though logistically harder to get to the winner so the Turkey Call is second vote.
I've read this is a hand turned call. Vote goes to turkey call.

To the picks:
Lions

Mormons

Mike Leach

Texas Tech

Mich State (no idea what's going on in this gif)

Miami

(add if applicable) /s

(22) Penn State at Auburn (-3.5 PSU)
(12) BYU at (25) Oregon (-3.5 Nike)
Cowbell State at LSU (-2.5 MisSU)
Texas Tech at (16) NC State (NCiS -10.5)
Michigan State at Washington (WUuuuuu -2.5)
(13) Miami at (24) aTm (tammies (-5.5)
Pry Bar v. Turkey Call v. Ice Scream Scoop It gets the most use.

(22) Penn State at Auburn (-3.5 PSU) I don't think PSU is very good, Clifford is woof
(12) BYU at (25) Oregon (-3.5 Nike) quack quack, but genreally jsut much more talent on Oregon side
Cowbell State at LSU (-2.5 MisSU) I have no earthly idea, there's no way LSU could be that bad
Texas Tech at (16) NC State (NCiS -10.5) setting up nicely for a Top 25 matchup in a month once we're ranked /s
Michigan State at Washington (WUuuuuu -2.5) Tucker is grossly overpaid but Washington is bleh
(13) Miami at (24) aTm (tammies (-5.5) one thing Fisher does well is revenge games

(22) Penn State at Auburn (-3.5 PSU) I think PSU wins but Auburn covers
(12) BYU at (25) Oregon (-3.5 Nike) This one was tough. I think Georgia is just THAT good and Oregon is actually a pretty good team. They'll win at home.
Miss. State at LSU (-2.5 MisSU) I hate Brian Kelly. Plus, they lost to LOLFSU
Texas Tech at (16) NC State (NCiS -10.5) I will continue to believe that ACC teams are garbage until proven otherwise
Michigan State at Washington (WUuuuuu -2.5) This is another tough one - but I think the B1G is overrated and I'll take Washington to win by a FG
(13) Miami at (24) aTm (tammies (-5.5) I just don't think Miami is that good. App State is underrated and I think, annoyingly, aTm is a better team than that game showed.

Pry Bar v. Turkey Call v. Ice Scream Scoop This is tough and it depends. If the Turkey Call is hand carved by you, then I want that all day long. Otherwise, the Pry Bar.

Onward and upward

I put in an edit, but to clarify:

Yes, I'll make whichever one is the decided prize. The Pry bar will be a repainted Pry bar - I don't have any forging capabilities...yet.

I'll hand-carve the turkey box call or turn the ice cream scoop on my lathe.

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okay then, I vote Turkey Box Call - hard to beat hand-made

Onward and upward

Penn State -3.5
BYU +3.5 outright win
Miss St -2.5 Pirate gonna Pirate
Texas Tech +10.5 air raid!!!!!!
Michigan State +2.5 Sparty
aTm -5.5 Miami is NOT bak.
Ice Scream Scoop-fun for the whole family.

BOTW: Miller Lite at the member guest golf tournament. And if that goes really well, transition to the Woodford Double Oaked...

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

I'm late starting this but here goes:

Penn State
Oregon
Miss State (just a spite pick)
TT will definitely cover that spread
MSU
aTm

Beer of the week is Old Elk Bourbon. Just got a handle for my birthday

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

PSU
BYU
LSU
Texas Tech I don't think NC State covers
MSU continuing my trend of taking the points
TAM cause da U ain't bak

Pry Bar

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

Auburn
BYU
LSU
NC State
Michigan State
aTm

Penn State
BYU
Fake Bulldogs
Texas Tech (only covering)
Sparty
Miami

Also, I REMEMBERED TO PLAY THIS TIME

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

I went ahead and threw the link into my signature, too. Just in case

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My Vote:

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

All picks are wrong...

But my prize vote is right:

A hand-carved orange and maroon turkey box call

I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
JC Price

The custom box caller sounds awesome. Can't wait to not win it :/

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Auburn wins outright
BYU....old Mormons
LSU....this one is almost a toss up, but I'll go with it.
Texas Tech, cause it's a big spread and NCSt will find a way to not win by that much
Michigan State ....Mel gets 'em going
aTm.....Schadenfreude beats Bakness, and just because they lost to Appy last weekend, it ain't gonna be particularly close

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

Auburn, outright
Oregon, but loses
Miss St, by 13+
Texas tech gonna keep it close I think
Michigan state outright
aTm, looking to set the record straight

Undecided between turkey call and pry bar. Personally, I'd love a Hokie turkey call to be displayed on the VT shelf in the room

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

I currently sit at 3rd with 9 more people, I'm the only one in the top 11 with Washington over MSU. Soon to be number for a short amount of time

How to fall from second gracefully: Go 1-5

(add if applicable) /s

Same here. Went 5-1 last week and 1-5 this week. This is why I don't really gamble.

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

I'm stunned I'm still tied for first after going two outta six this week. I guess it was a good week to pick like shit.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

I'm in 14th after completely forgetting a week 😂 I feel like you can hold that spot down by just not forgetting to submit your picks

Me checking my picks this morning.
Ps thanks Miami for always being yourself so I didn't get boat raced.

If you feel the leather in your hand let it rip.

Holy balls 1-5. What a week damn.

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

Looks like a lot of us hit 1-5 this week.

Some of us picked 2 correctly!

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

and here I was thinking my 3-3 performance was gonna kill me. I guess it was a shit week for everyone

Onward and upward

Sometimes it be like it is but it do

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74