Hatin' On: Neal Brown

Neal Brown microwaves leftover sushi rolls in the break room at work

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Neal Brown's social media platform of choice is the yellow pages

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Neal Brown coaches for WVU.

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

And all the WVU fans I know think he sucks. Don't know if that's a pro or a con.

They must be related to him.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Neal Brown thinks that when driving on winding mountain roads on the way to blue brews and bbq festival at Snowshoe Resort that lo mien is the best foot to eat in the car, with chopsticks. Did I mention he drives a stick? And that he is going to meet you girl friend for the first time and this will be his lasting impression in her mind.

Neal Brown will call to check in as he passes thru Green Bank.

Brown is a left lane cruiser.

Not to be confused with the band Left Lane Cruiser. I enjoy that. Neal Brown's version, I loathe.

Neal Brown throws a fit and screams "shut the FUCK UP -that's what you can do!" Every time he sees a UPS truck.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Neal Brown just can't handle the pressure of having to do anything for anybody other than himself

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Neal Brown's pickup line is "What can Brown do for you?"

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Neal Brown is environmentally conscious so he uses both sides of the toilet paper to wipe and then doesn't wash his hands.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

But offers to shake your hand

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Neal Brown collects human teeth

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

In fairness, being from West Virginia-he may NEED them!

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

In West Virginia, that's harder than you'd think.

Went to the family reunion and got half of the top row!

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Neal Brown drives a sub compact car and still can't park between the lines.

Neal Brown stands in the concession line for 20 minutes and still doesn't know what he wants when he gets to the front.

Neal Brown takes the urinal right next to you when there's a bank of 10 and you're the only one in there, and hums showtunes the whole time he's peeing.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

While using the urinal, Neal Brown puts one hand on the wall, starts slightly swerving, and sings "Backstreet's Back, Alright!"

And at the end says far too loudly "Oh geez that burns!"

Just before turning in your direction and "doing a shake".

Neal Brown watched the Matrix for the first time and thought they were calling Keanu Reeves "Neal" instead of "Neo."

Neal Brown makes Rich Rodriguez look like Bear Bryant

Neal Brown thinks it is taking Fireman way too long to post his anti-RichRod.gif

Over a day! does anyone know his emergency contact info?

He flew in for the game and back. Probably working and getting caught up on choring.

It's not just mentioning him, you have to say RichRod is a coach who VT could/should hire.

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RichRod seems like a coach VT should hire

VT Marketing Class of 2009
Current Roanoke-Hokie
Go Hokies!


Get salad away from the keyboard again.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Neal Brown believes all the positive raving this week over the Mountaineers football team is about his team.

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

Neal Brown finds the smell of burnt couches refreshing in the morning.

Neal Brown is thinking he should move to Ohio so his family can be the Cleveland Browns.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Neal Brown thinks Sweet Caroline is about him, finds Neil Diamond to be too much for his taste, and day dreams of being Eric Clapton, but doesn't know how to play the guitar.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Neal's favorite song is the tuba line just playing the brown note

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Neal Brown thinks the Blue Ridge Mountains and Shenandoah River are located entirely in the state of West Virginia.

Neal Brown thinks Heaven should be called Almost West Virginia.

Neal Brown is also the color of his underwear after gameday

uva - the taint of the ACC

If you gave me 100 tries, I wouldn't be able to guess who Neal Brown was if it wasn't for the context of this Hatin' On thread.

The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me.

Neal Brown lost to Kansas. In football.

Go Hokies!

To be fair, not sure I'd want to play Kansas right now hahaha

Following the season, Neal Brown is going to pull a Fuente and try to jump ship to Kansas, citing more resources and commitment to the football program.

Neal Brown thinks West Virginia is wild and wonderful.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Neal Brown thinks West Virginia is wild and wonderful.

I don't think anyone disputes West Virginia is wild.

The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me.

He also thinks that West Virginia is "Almost Heaven" and Morgan-hole is a warm and welcoming environment.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Isn't it West Virginia that used to have the slogan "Open for Business"? There's just so much comedy gold there

Go Hokies!

Neal Brown thinks that Virginia seceded from West Virginia. As such he believes it should be renamed East Virginia.

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

Neal Brown thinks that Pat Narduzzi is "an ok guy."

Fuck Pat Narduzzi

"Give me a fuΒ’king beer", Anonymous Genius

Neal Brown thinks it's cool that Pat Narduzzi lobbies the refs after every play, and believes the other team's corners are always "pushing off".

Neal Brown addresses his waitress as , "garçon" because he thinks it means "waitress".

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Neal Brown uses the word "garçon" in restaurants.

Because he thinks French waiters aren't insulted when you call them "boy".

Neal Brown thinks WVU is with its natural geographic rivals in the Big 12, but if further realignment comes, he is confident they have a spot waiting in the Ivy League.

Sources say Neal Brown recently received word that the Independent Conference was heavily interested in WVU should they wish to leave the Big 12, however he has had difficulty responding as the number showed up "Unknown Caller" on his phone.

Neal Brown clicks every link in every email caught by his spam filter. And then always provides his username and password, "just in case it's important."

Neal Brown is OK with rental car companies calling a Corolla an "Intermediate" size car.

Neal brown owns a business with his brothers and treats his brothers kids like trash while giving his kids cushy gigs and thinks he's hot stuff when everyone hates him

He said give to me Roscoe

Neal Brown thinks the mild salsa at Chipotle is too spicy

Neal Brown thinks the shredded cheese served at Chipotle is too spicy.

Neal Brown prefers Moe's

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Neal Brown is going to visit the Blacksburg Moe's and stand outside impatiently waiting for them to open. He will grumble the whole time about no one being there to shout "Welcome to Moe's!" at him and how unwelcoming the place is. The team bus will leave threaten to him there, and he will leave a one-star Yelp review.

WVU can't fire Neal Brown because his buyout is $19.5 million and only drops to $16.7 mil by the end of the year

Neal Brown goes the gym, walks up to the triceps push down bar, pushes down about 20 times in 10 seconds (literally, only moving the bar down about 1 inch each time) and then stands for 5 minutes in front of the mirror admiring himself while thinking: "I'm too sexy for my love ... too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts ..."

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Neal Brown has tattoos on both biceps, one "Wild" and the other "Wonderful."

Neal Brown doesn't think that Danny Coale caught the ball. What a clown.

Neal Brown doesn't understand the whole Moe's vs Chipotle debate. He prefers Old El Paso

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

Neal Brown thinks LIV golfers should be a part of the Presidents Cup team, even though many of them wouldn't have qualified or been selected to the team otherwise.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

I don't follow golf too closely, but could someone please tell me why all there's this uproar/controversy over the "LIV?"

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (210) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

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Neal Brown thinks LIV throwing money at shitty golfers, some sort of good, to compete with the PGA, is a smart financial move for a (community guidelines on politics).

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

LIV is sort of the guys that were fed up with the PGA Tour for any number of excuse reasons... They've thrown stupid amounts of money at individual golfers to leave the PGA Tour and go to LIV. Then the PGA got upset, tore up their membership papers, kicked them to the curb, and changed the locks.

PGA Tour plays 72 holes, with a cut, and has the year end "playoffs" where the winner gets $14mil. Weekly tournaments also dole out world ranking points, which ranks players and is used for qualifications into the majors. You have to "earn it in the dirt" and get paid better when you play better.

LIV flat out buys the guys (Dustin Johnson was paid $175mil to just SIGN with the tour...the entire Euro tour purses totaled $155mil this past year) to play on their tour, they play 54 holes with no cut, are teamed up so there's an individual winner and a team winner, and they toss around Million Dollar checks like bottles of cheap champagne. Case in point, Pat Perez finished like 39th out of 48 players, but was on the winning team so he made almost $2mil for chinking it around for 3 days. They are a break away tour, have done it very bullishly, and are not receiving world golf ranking points. In order to play in the Presidents Cup or Ryder Cup you must be in good standing with your tour...which after they left they were blackballed.

But TLDR: the LIV tour is funded by the Saudi government and so called "blood money" so there's a huge debate over that side of the coin as well.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Bottom line- Norman has had a stick up his ass for the tour since the 80's when they actually wouldn't pay him to just be Greg Norman. They made him actually play well to get paid, and he has been pissed since. That's all this is. He wants DeChambeau to be paid for mashing it, as opposed to winning.

And the LIV boys kept stating that they signed on with LIV so they could play less golf and spend time with their families, and then sued the PGA tour to be able to play on LIV off weeks.

This is probably the dumbest thing out of it all. I wish they would stop with the excuses. Just say it's about money. And how the their perceived the tour "treated them poorly." Take your ball and go home. Decisions were made, live with them.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

They want their cake - millions for showing up- and to eat it too- access to the majors, so fans and history cares about them. The LIV guys that aren't exempt into the majors are screwed - they have no way to accumulate points. That's why they are suing- for relevancy - just as important as money to serious pro golfers.

They are suing because they are petulant little twats that have been emboldened by two lunatics at the top of the LIV tour; Norman and Mickleson. They knew there would be consequences. And they had to know they would be not invited to the majors before they made their decision to cash the LIV check and flip the bird to the PGA Tour. Eff em. If they qualified, let them play until their exemption runs out. Otherwise, bye felicia. You hated this place enough to leave, now they want to sue to get back in.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Yep- the tour is so awful, it netted them millions for playing golf. lol. No different than "america sucks its awful" but none of those people move out.

These guys did move out - and now they want back in. Choices have consequences, unless you can pay a lot of Saudi money to a shady lawyer to try and avoid those consequences.

My son just got back from working at the tournament. The players he met complained about the course and the PGA. Not that the PGA kicked them out, but that it used its authority to dictate things that took the fun out of the game, and the NIV brought the fun back to the game. Of course these were the players who chose to leave, so maybe it's spin, or maybe they were just the ones who felt unhappy with the PGA anyway.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Ton of sour grapes on the LIV side. They left on their own accord.
I do find it funny though that they are still complaining about course conditions. Seems like NOTHING is ever up to their standards. Given how they have done things, and how Greg tries to bully things, I wonder how much effort these courses that are selected will put toward having it spic and span for them. If they are going to complain anyway, no need in going 37 miles when 12 will do.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

If they think that playing on the PGA tour, spending days on a golf course, and competing less than half the year isn't 'fun' enough for them, I'd be happy to trade jobs. Try dealing with end users that can't figure out how Outlook works for a few weeks, and I bet they would find the PGA tour fun again...

Neal Brown thinks throwing bags of piss and batteries at opposing fans is perfectly acceptable fan behavior.

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Neal Brown asks - "what else would you do with that bag of piss you've been carrying around?"

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Neal Brown thinks Mike's in downtown Blacksburg was terrible and deserved to close.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

I still have a cup from there and it's one of my most prized possessions.

Also, Neal Brown anagrams to Shitty Head Coach

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

I am jealous of your Mike's cup. I do have a Spanky's Macado's hurricane glass and 2 of the really thick Bogen's glasses with a stem. They weigh 3 lbs at least.

Unfortunately, I lost my kamikaze shooter glasses from Bogens from their 11pm-1am 2 for 1 kamikaze happy hours.

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

I still have a stack of The balcony cups next to the Fighting Gobbler ones in the back of a cabinet. Don't use them, but don't want to get rid of them either.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Neal Brown thinks Mac Brown is doing a fantastic job at UNCheat

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

Neal Brown tells recruits Mack is his uncle for cred.

If a recruit commits, he tells them his real first name is James, and now he's feeling good!

It's WVU so........

If you feel the leather in your hand let it rip.

There REALLY needs to be some exceptions to handing out legs where we each can award multiple legs to deserving posts.

This is one of those deserving posts. πŸ˜ƒ

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

I wholeheartedly endorsed Marcus Vick giving the 'Neers a one-fingered salute, back in the day.

VT '10--US Citizen; (804) Virginian By Birth; (210) Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

I also root for: The Keydets, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and Braves.

It was the best thing he ever did off-the-field (he was out of bounds after all) during his time at Tech.

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I do as well.

Though I really wish he could have contained himself. He had real talent. With some self discipline Marcus would have been collecting an NFL paycheck. He had some mad skills.

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

Neil Brown eats a Reese's cup while it's still in the little brown wrapper.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Neal Brown doesn't use headphones when listening to music on public transportation.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Neal Brown peels his straight pipe Ram out of his driveway at 3am

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

... But never takes the Ram off-road, and never carries or hauls anything but groceries and dry cleaning.

Neal Brown takes his family to the Sunday Brunch at Southern X.

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Neal Brown is a dickhead who coaches a bunch of inbred literal MFrs and ive been drinking and i hate him and those stupid cousins from that dumbass poor beautiful state.

I hate rude behavior in a man. Won't tolerate it.

This made me literally laugh out loud two separate times in the 10 seconds it took me to read this single sentence.

The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me.

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

Neal Brown passes gas as the elevator door closes so as to better savor the aroma.

Neal thinks Brown can do for you
Brent will make WVU blue

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

Neal Brown pees sitting down.

In a urinal.

Neal Brown poops standing up.

The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me.

I know this is a hatin on thread (and leg for the comment) however,

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

With his pants still up.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

With his pants still up.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Neal Brown thinks the Black Diamond Trophy belongs in Morganhole.

And that it's an actual diamond.

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Neal Brown spends most of a virtual meeting giggling at the page he's browsing while ignoring the conversation. With a hot mike and video on.

Neal Brown goes into Walmart and turns every TV to different Cocomelon videos, each at maximum volume.

Neal Brown interrupts unrelated conversations to tell you how well Russia is doing in Ukraine, and that all the negative news is a NATO disinformation campaign.

Neal Brown drops a pocketful of coins on the belt at the checkout from chest high, complains that the cashier is taking too long to count them, and then when it's not enough he accuses her of missing coins that "fell on the floor" when he dropped them on the belt.

Brian Kelly killed a kid.

Neal Brown thinks Brian Kelly did nothing wrong.

If you're not sure if my comment warrants a "/s", it probably does.

Neal Brown says "what, everyone pees in the shower" while urinating in the floor drain.... In the middle of the locker room (locker area, not shower).

Neal Brown won't shut up about how the Paleo diet changed his life while he's standing at your desk eating Girl Scout cookies.

Neal Brown formerly used the Atkins diet as an excuse to eat raw hot dogs all day. He used to get mad when his crew bought pizza (that he should customarily be paying for) and they didn't buy him an entire one for himself so he could pull off the entire cheese and toppings layer and gorge himself. Neal Brown then got benign cancer on his face and stopped that diet, so hey- at least he's capable of learning I guess.

Neal Brown has a Twitch account, and his profile calls for "serious gamers only" to "come get some 'dubs' with me" in Fortnite.

He likes to play until 03:00 on weekdays, and his staff checks his status to decide whether he'll be in to work before noon.

Neal Brown doesn't see the problem in camping

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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Neal Brown uses the only available tennis court for his Crossfit workout when all the damn pickleball courts are available.

Neal Brown comes back later to play pickleball because he can't handle adult sports.

Hating on pickleball? Don't go there man, it's where all of us old, broken down tennis and racquetball players are hanging out now. Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.

VTCC '86 Delta Company, Hokie in Peru, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

LOL- the pettiness from this sentiment is more based on personal experience, and at the tennis courts near our last house they converted all but the one unlighted court into pickleball courts.

We have since met a decent person who plays at pickleball tourneys, and it is neat that people of all ages can be equalized into playing a sport together. We're coming around...

Neal Brown doesn't see any problems with co -sleeping with kids until they turn 18.

According to Neal Brown his youngest child is 86 months.

Neal Brown thinks "high academic standards" makes it hard to recruit players to WVU.

This comment is criminally under-legged.

I think it's maybe because people don't realize that West Virginia is a dumb school.

The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me.

Neal Brown thinks "high academic standards" makes it hard to recruit players to WVU
and UVA.

Neal Brown doesn't bring a re-usable shopping bag to the grocery store and complains to the manager when they charge him 5 cents for a paper bag. All that after writing a check to pay for his groceries.

With multiple expired coupons that he argues each being valid.

And he writes the check to also get cash back, but not for an even dollar amount

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Neal Brown thinks John Denver was really in West Virginia when he wrote Country roads and its really about the State of West Virginia.

There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

Neal Brown doesn't see the irony of waving a confederate flag in a state that was founded on the principle of staying in the union.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

I saw one in Maryland recently and I was very confused. Or maybe they're confused.


Maryland IS south of the Mason Dixon Line...

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

I have family who were born and raised and still love in New Hampshire.

All over the house.

Oh, and we had ancestors in the 5th and 9th NH

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

[Based on a story I remember reading] - Maryland was preparing to vote to join the Confederacy but Lincoln sent in troops and stopped it because quite sensibly he couldn't have the national capital surrounded by hostile forces. Southern sympathizers were arrested / detained and then the Maryland legislature was allowed to vote to stay in the Union.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

This is true, but I'm not sure Maryland had the votes necessary to secede in 1861.

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

This should be plaid

There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

Neal Brown doesnt think country roads was written about north western Virginia, specifically Shenandoah,warren and Clark counties

He said give to me Roscoe

Neal Brown doesn't get why people look at him funny when he says "it should be called the Brown Diamond Trophy"

Neal Brown like Papa John's pizza

"Give me a fuΒ’king beer", Anonymous Genius

Neal Brown thinks Jim Cramer is an investment guru

"Give me a fuΒ’king beer", Anonymous Genius

Neal Brown gives out lumps of coal for Christmas and calls them "black diamonds"

Fifth Law of Thermodynamics: You can never have enough BBQ Sauce

Neal Brown doesn't tip his garbage truck crew or his postal worker at Christmas.

JP

Neal Brown cheats at chess

Onward and upward

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Neal Brown cheats at chess

and still loses.

Neal Brown cheats at chess.... BY USING AN AI POWERED BUTT PLUG

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

you might call that....Hans free cheating

Onward and upward

AI POWERED BUTT PLUG

I know each of these words and have seen each of these words used before. I have never seen them used together in this manner. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

I had not heard or read that story.

I wondered where the inspiration for your post came from.
At least now I don't think this came entirely from your twisted mind. πŸ˜‚

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

I probably could have gone on with my life without knowing that story.

I suppose I can't unknow it now.

as someone who is in neither the Hans camp nor the Magnus camp I do think it's important, and worth, noting that this is an allegation and not necessarily true.

Onward and upward

Remember, kids, it's not like starting a lawnmower.

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TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Neal Brown anagrams to Banner Low

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Neal Brown anagrams to Near Blown

uva - the taint of the ACC

That's the laziest anagram I've ever seen. But it's still funny, so leg for you!

The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me.

How about:
Neal Brown anagrams to Lawn Boner

uva - the taint of the ACC

Winner

Neal Brown doesn't think WVU-VT is a rivalry game.

Neal Brown thinks we should end the Black Diamond trophy competition, and let WVU keep the trophy.

Neal Brown doesn't think VT and WVU should play each other regularly, because VT isn't worthy.

Neal Brown tells everyone his theme song is Doo Doo Brown. He plays it to warm up for every game while doing an awkward suggestive dance.

I was hoping there'd be a doo doo brown reference

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Neal Brown thinks the split screen of Monday Night football games by ESPN was a great idea

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Neal Brown farts in the tub and bites the bubbles.

Neal Brown supports couch burning.

The Town of Blacksburg
@blacksburgtown
Β·
19h
For every couch that burns Thursday night we will add one stoplight to Main Street. Just food for thought.

Neal Brown's recruiting pitch is "what can brown do for you" and he thinks it's funny