As of Monday, January 6th, 2025 there is a new Turkey Leg Milestone that the single greatest poster of a generation, myself, has accomplished on this website. That is correct. 200,000 turkey legs!
Two
Hundred
Thousand
I mean it goes without saying, but I couldn't have done this without the help of my biggest fans, you people. It warms my heart that you have supported and validated everything I have said over the years so thoroughly to the point where, when I comment now I know I'm spitting hot fire that must be consumed by the masses. My reason and logic cannot be matched, I am basically the I am basically the Socrates of this generation, spinning together prose like the Faulkner of this forum, your modern day Key Play Twain. And I couldn't have done it without all of my loyal followers!
Have a great day, Hokie Nation!
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It's the humility through all the success for me. LOL.
For real, though... Congrats!
I can't downvote this into the sun, can I? /s
Best I can do is "downvoting it to LOLuva"
I like the part where you compare yourself to Socrates and Twain AND make an easily avoidable grammatical error in the same sentence.
Congrats!
Part of being a bestseller is understanding your audience!
😂
Pretty sure the former of that duo got the ol' hemlock banhammer for not understanding his audience
I'm really just here for his proofreading prowess.
"It's tough to handle this fortune and fame
Everybody's so different, I haven't changed"
Oh, now you made me find this, which will absolutely not be used in the future... lol
....where's my goddamn downvote machine?
You called?
Also Alum:
/s
Congrats on the fake internet points.
Man, I've been a member for 12 years and don't even have 1000. I gotta step up my game.
seems to me your game is already stopped up
compiler
Jeff Bagwell of TKP amirite
Skip Bayless might say he belongs in the "Hall of Very Good" instead
Please, I'm an Eagles fan. Skip would go out of his way to discount anything I do
as rightly he should
Skiiyup's got enough on his plate right now
Oh Joy, who has he gotten himself into now?
https://apnews.com/article/fox-sports-skip-bayless-sexual-harassment-law...
More of what he DIDNT get into but tried really hard to.
At the current pace, I'll surpass 200k in only...187 years
Long live TKP!!!
187 years and $15,708 (assuming the price stays the same). Totally worth it.
Yeah, yeah, next you'll be telling us that you're hitting the portal for a bigger bag at another board....and all those wasted legs go for naught!
Wait until he finds out what its like for a poster on an SEC board when your comment isn't good!
Yikes
Just kidding! Congrats on being the power-est of power users on here! You deserve every digital turkey you've received!
I would love to know the identity of the serial downvoter you had for a while there. Are they still a member of the site?
That was hilarious. They were as consistent as can be.
Probably just jealous.
Felicidades Pavo Grande! 🎉
On the other end, Rosslyn Hokie at -230 has a long way to go.
LOL I went back and looked at the comments and it was all a meltdown in the game thread from the WVU game a couple years ago.
Neil Brown- fired last month- beat VT twice. Neil fucking Brown. That's where we are.
When you frame it that way:
Today, that is the rule, not the exception!
Yeah, but we got his OL coach, so who gets the last laugh now? Us, I hope.