Hatin' On: Tony Bennett

Big game against the #8 ranked Wahoos tomorrow night in Cassell.

I'll start: Tony Bennett isn't even the coolest Tony Bennett out there

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Tony Bennett lives in Charlottesville on purpose.

Chrome doesn't recognize Charlottesville and tries to correct it to Chancellorsville.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Fuck Pat Narduzzi.

"Now Miami wants to talk about it." *Cue Enter Sandman*

Calling Senator Blutarsky...

Or sic 72HokieMonster on him, which we figured out earlier is Pat's *secret* account up here


Not even the same sport...

Tony Bennett isn't the best dressed coach in the ACC, because Buzz Williams exists.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

Tony Bennett is the Paul Johnson of basketball.

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Tony Bennett coaches at UVA.

Coach Bennett's offense is so slow it uses a shot calendar.

That's right. I went there.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Tony Bennett thought Bronco Mendenhall put forward "good effort" on the year in foosball.

Tony Bennett is singularly responsible for LOLUVa douche bags being able to give us crap before baseball season. Remember when LOLUVa was a basketball school that sucked at basketball? I mean, they were still arrogant schmucks, but at least they couldn't point to any ACC titles or anything in their signature sport.

It's enough to make me miss this damned leprechaun

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Ten Boy Tent recruits from exclusive private schools because he feels entitled to.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

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Tony Bennett thinks that there is far too much scoring in today's game. All those points are just garish and excessive and lead to loose morals. He longs for the by-gone days of no shot clock and no three point line where players were respectful of the game and only scored in moderation.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

This comment reminds me of The Legend of Young Larry Bird

Tony thinks James Harden should have won MVP

Born in Charlottesville, Reborn in Blacksburg

Tony Bennett has officially lobbied the NCAA rules committee to increase the shot clock to 50 seconds so they can burn even more clock on every possession.

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Tony Bennett enjoys going to the DMV.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"