It's that time of year against folks! One week till kick off! Let the hate flow through you!!
Sticky Ricky thinks that Justin Fuente didn't get a fair shot at head coach.
Ricky Rahne thinks that Tim Tebow is why Tyler Bowen left Jacksonville.
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Ricky Rahne wants ODU to join the LIV Tour.
everytime he walks into the locker room, Ricky Rahne sings "It's Rahneng men, hallelujah!" even though nobody laughs
Blame it on the Rahne
Insahne in the membrahne
Rahne Rahne go away...
Ricky Rahne thought the last VT staff's offense was difficult to prepare for
Ricky Rahne doesn't know how to pronounce his last name either
Ricky Rahne cant figure out how to get past a captcha.
Ricky Rahne named his two sons Ricky and Ronny.
Ricky Rahne named his son Rain
He named his daughter Purple.
Named his dog Prince.
He Named his son Chubby Rahne
Ricky Rahne is the last of your group to get to the AirBNB, calls dibs on the nicest room, and doesn't contribute anything to community food/meals while consuming all the snacks he didn't help pay for
Then he leaves early so he doesn't have to help clean up.
Wow, that's really specific. Sounds like you need an intervention in your friend group.
I may or may not have been in the middle of a trip dealing with some drama when I wrote that out 🤫
That's a great way to not get invited to the next trip.
That's okay, I am trying to figure out why all of the bedrooms weren't allocated before he got there.
Because this is what happened as soon as they got to the house.
....wait, were you there??
Nah, I've just seen that movie before...
Whoa whoa whoa, slow down. You mean we should've planned?? Ahead of time?!?!?!
(/ssssssss lol)
Ricky Rahne anagrams to Cranky Hire, so make of that what you will
Ricky Rahne also anagrams to Hanky Crier.
Ricky Rahne thinks an anagram is a type of telegram.
Ricky Rahne put in trademark infringement claims on all the full length film of ODU's wins last year on Youtube so French can't write a preview. (Only full length game is a Western Kentucky blowout of ODU mid-season.)
Huh? Are you not allowed to clip out plays under Fair Use? I found 4x 2021 ODU vids over 2 hrs on Youtube in a quick search. Wake, Hampton, WKU, Liberty. (somehow I bet this means you went right over my head)
Ricky Rahne thinks ice cream is the cole slaw of dessert options
The mayonnaise of frozen treats.
Dicky Rahne let's everyone he meets know that he graduated from an Ivy league school. Then when people ask if he went to Harvard or Yale he says no, so then they keep guessing Princeton, Columbia, UPenn? Until he has to tell them it was Cornell, to which they ask what made him decide to go to the worst ranked Ivy school?
Ricky Rahne- don't drink, don't smoke, Norfolk, Norfolk
Ricky Rhane's parents got confused on their way to Ricky Bobby.
Ricky Rahne pronounces it "Norfolk"
Ricky Rahne thinks the Hooters waitresses are into him.
Ricky Rhane asks his hooters waitress to do this for him.
https://dailynewsreported.com/entertainment/hooters-waitress-caught-dipp...
I hope they were unsauced, I had a friend that did not wash his mouth off well enough after eating wings and had started to have relations with his wife and she shut that down real quick because it was very unpleasant
And doesn't even tip extra.
Ricky Rahne thinks a repeating home and home series with Liberty is a great idea.
Ricky Rahne thinks Fuente's buyout was too low.
Ricky Rahne is just using ODU as a stepping stone to take over the state's flagship football program once Bronco Mendenhall retires.
Blasphemy!!
Ricky Rahne forgets that LOLuva wouldn't increase the football budget or fire Bronc so he quit.
Ricky Rahne thinks he could convince them otherwise.
Ricky Rahne lost the O in ODU.
But aspires to add the "TY".
When he heard ODU, he thought that he heard "Oh Da U" and thought he was up for a position in Miami.
Ricky "Make It" Rahne is his dancing name
Ricky may try tricky;
But Brent will prevent.
Ricky Rahne is considering hiring QBeXtreme to get his guys some Xtra Xperience this fall.
Ricky Rahne thinks the school mascot should be butterfly.
Ricky Rahne plays two letter words in scrabble for 27 points and doesn't act like it's annoying af
I do this all the time; it's my go to strategy. People hate hit, but they should block me if it bothers them that much.
Playing scrabble right now, pretty enraged at the whole experience 🤣
Yea, that's kinda the point. They idea is that I can be guaranteed 20+ points/turn, and keep the board tight, preventing you from making big point plays.
It's basically the scrabble equivalent of the triple option.
Ricky Rahne is the scrabble equivalent of Ol Chinballs
Ricky Rahne thinks ODU is in the nice part of Norfolk
Ricky Rahne thinks there is a nice part of Norfolk.
Ricky Rahne actually enjoys getting Rick Rolled
Ricky Rahne changes the pronunciation of his last name based on his mood.
Ricky Rahne has a staff assistant whose sole job is to randomly say "Just like Ronnie sang". Ricky then belts out "be my little baby".
As the leader of the Monarchs, Rahne insists that his players and staff refer to him as "King Ricky."
Ricky Rahne thinks ODU is the top target for Big Ten and SEC expansion.
Ricky Rahne tried mowing the Norfolk naval yard
Ricky Rahne thought Naval Yard was a way to measure oranges.
Ricky Rahne once had his boat transported to Costa Rica from Norfolk. Except, he was adamant a certain mermaid piece could not be removed from said boat. This boat was transported with other boats in a large container ship. Upon entering Gulf waters, the container ship hit some rough water, and upon docking, found all the boats damaged.
Except Ricky's.
The mermaid piece made a sharp cut inside the container anchor that held all the boats from falling into the cabin and flying around.
Ricky said, oh that's a rough way to dock, and collected his boat. He has spent two weeks refusing to answer when insurance calls him.
This is oddly specific.
Kinda really wanna know the story on this one, now. Because, yeah, this is probably the most oddly specific Hatin' On reference I've ever seen.
A slew of big money folks were having their yachts shipped out to Costa Rica from NFLK.
The container ship showed up and when they started unloading, the yachts were all damaged. Except one. I added the little tidbit about the mermaid.
My company's bonding company is somehow dealing with this issue, which is how I found out.
I'm not sober, or I'll start dropping names and details. So I have to stop the story here.
Ricky Rahne acknowledges a water shut down but saves a bucket full for the toilet,and proceeds to flush said toilet when you have the drain stack elbow removed..... with you very near by....
Starting to not prefer my job..
Ricky Rahne can never click on all the correct bus/boat/stoplight pictures to get to his banking information.
Ricky Rahne's mom tried to set him up with a French exchange student when he was in high school.
Unfortunately, it turned out to be really old french cheese.
Still, it made his room smell better.
It's a shame she blew up. (Ricky's mom, that is.)
Always a leg for a "Better Off Dead" reference!
Ricky Rahne will be on the sideline screaming that he "wants his two dollars".
Rick Rahne has a 1 inch vertical leap and can'[t grab the balloon that he let go of accidentally.
Ricky Rahne is the asshole that has a PERFECT NASCAR name and decides to get into another profession
Ricky Rahne rides his brakes in the HRBT
Ugh! Just did a day trip to Virginia Beach today-I HATE those guys! Ricky Rahne also rides in the left lane of I-64 between Richmond and Tidewater at 65mph 'cause he's "saving money with Progressive." Brent Pry passes him in the right lane doing 85. (Another experience from today lol)
Ricky Rahne is so insignificant that I cannot even build up the ability to hate on him.
That's where I'm at here... is he even worth the time and effort to hate on....
Is he coaching against us this week? Yes? Then fuck him.
Fair point. Leg to you sir.
Ricky Rahne eats tuna fish packets for lunch but puts the empty packets in someone else's trash can and covers them with a few sheets of paper
"If wrestling is fake, then how do you explain this??"
That guy who got flipped in that video sure believes.
Me after seeing that:
That's Joey Ryan, he was an independent scene wrestler who was essentially a porn star/turbo American in kayfabe. Eventually accused of sexual harassments/assault and is now exiled from the wrestling scene.
User name checks out.
When Ricky has a tough day at work, he calls his old fishing buddy Pat Narduzzi for advice.
Fuck Pat Narduzzi
Ricky was legit depressed when Fuente was fired to the point where he put his phone on silent for the weekend so he could mourn.
Ricky Rahne always advises that tunnel traffic is not that bad that time of day.
Ricky Rahne spells "Hatin' On" as "Hate'n On"
Man I was really trying to get it right too 🥺😔
Ricky Rahne can't wait for the off season when he can get back to wearing his velcro New Balance shoes.
Ricky Rahne liked the floors better when Fuente owned the house before CBP had them re-done
Ricky Rahne thinks ODU is a legitimate rival for Virginia Tech and they should play every year.
Ricky left PSU because he was tired of being Pry's bitch every week in practice.
Here's to hoping this week refreshes his memory.
Who?
Ricky aspires to be just like Andy Bernard, that smug prick from "The Office," who is coincidentally the only other person I know of that went to Cornell.
TIL that Rahne is pronounced "Ron-nay" and not "RAIN" which just makes the fact he's coaching the Monarchs so much more appropriate (and, obviously, hate-able)
that has big LOLUVA energy wow
Richard Ron-nay's other nickname is DICK RAIN
Short jump from there to "Golden Shower" which anagrams to "Glen Sherwood" who was a politician from Minnesota! So that means....that means.....uhhh.....that probably means I shouldn't have started my tailgating this early. Now I'm craving tacos.
BUT IT'S GAMEDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are their points where you don't crave tacos? tacos are delicious.
Maybe not in that context.......