Hatin' on: Charles Huff

Charles Huff thinks that your ex was right and your family is a cult because you see your extended family more than once a year and that your friends are immature.

Charles huff thinks West Virginia is the best Virginia

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Charles Huff thinks he has a good chance to beat the Hokies this weekend, and he's right.

Charles Huff believes that charging prime time green fee rates for punched greens is good for the industry and players should be requesting these times to improve their putting work.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Charles Huff never heard about hats and sunglasses from his momma, but makes every attempt to have a shirt on when he talks to adults.

Go Hokies!

Charles Huff has gone by "Charles" his whole life

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Charles Huff has skinny legs.

Have a leg, and then somehow pass it forward to Mr. Huff here.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

Charles Huffs

Onward and upward

Charles Huff likes to get in arguments and then leave 'in a huff'.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Charles Huff thinks the best salsa is made in New York City

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Charles also prefers his pizza from Chicago.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Charles Huff didn't want JC Price on his staff because he doesn't like coaches with passion for the game.

Charles Huff has a strong opinion on whether oysters are good food or not

Onward and upward

Charles Huff predicted VT to be a 10 win team this year and is outraged at the VT staff because his expectations weren't realistic.

(add if applicable) /s

Charles Huff makes everyone call him "Huff Daddy", and he yells "Can't Stop Won't Stop" at every first down.

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Charles Huff is about to have his team do things to us that are so bad that I am scared to speak ill of him. Because he's so mean.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Charlie Huff lives and works in West Virginia.

Oh, and he thinks every stadium should have a horn as annoying as the one at Rutgers.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Charles Huff puts A1 on a medium filet mignon

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Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Charles Huff's filets are horse meat.

Charles Huff thinks leg day is only for Track and Field athletes.

Charles Huff thinks he should have been the star of "Charles in Charge"

via GIPHY

"We were still ass, but, you know we weren't that bad" - Tobi Lawal

Charles Huff pushed for the Marshall game crew to put together a "Huff Huff Pass" graphic for completions over 10 yards.

Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

Charles Huff pooped in the refrigerator and ate a whole wheel of cheese. Heck, I'm not even mad — that's amazing.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Charles Huff thinks U.S. Marshalls is the superior film to The Fugitive, just because it has the word "Marshall" in the title.

Use the two "L" spelling around a deputy US Marshal, and you might get shot. Word to the wise. lol

I would simply refer the law enforcement officer to take this matter up with Charles Huff 🤷‍♂️

cops know how to spell? big if true

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Call a Deputy US Marshal a "cop", you'll be in the same boat as above. :)

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

i imagine that LEOs bickering about their various flavors is about the same as when frat bros bicker over theirs

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Instead of a 4 vert play, Charles Huff has a 4 post play, and calls it the 'Huff-ington Post'. It has not worked yet, but swears it will catch on.

Charles Huff's mom's twat is so swampy not even Ducks Unlimited wants anything to do with her.

Charles Huff thinks McDonald's McChicken is the best fast food chicken sandwich.

Charles Huff has his own only fans where people watch him bite his toenails

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

Charles Huff is more limber than I realized.

Huff thinks he could just as easily beat VT on the road.

On that note, is there a Foe-rensics coming this week?

Foe-rensics is usually reserved for teams that we haven't played before.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

Charles Huff took it upon himself to give Tyler Bowen swirlies when Tyler was a grad student. But he didn't like the name swirly so he called them throne huffers. Huff wanted to start the throne Huffers when he coached Bowen, but UMd coaches weren't allowed to try and kill players back then.

UMd coaches weren't allowed to try and kill players back then.

If he had been a UMD coach, Brian Kelly still would have killed a kid.

Charles Huff always cheers for the cowboys when he watches Little Giants.

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Charles Huff makes sure to get out before dawn to ride his jet ski near as many fishing boats as possible.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Charles Huff eats spring mix with a spoon

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

I have another food hot take.... spring mix is trash, give me an ice berg wedge or romaine, but eff spring mix

Charles Huff thinks he's the big bad wolf and could puff and blow your house down.

Charles Huff does not provide media and fans an accurate depth chart or injury list.

Charles Huff thinks that Hufflepuff is the best house.

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Charlie Huff doesn't ask if Pepsi's ok. He just brings a Pepsi and doesn't say anything.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

That's because it's better.

Can I down vote this? Cause it feels like a should down vote this.

I knew the hornets' best I was kicking when I posted this. I'm here for the stings.

Part two of the take: Coke Zero is the best of the coke line. Pepsi Max was the best of the Pepsi line. And both got worse when they changed them.

100% agree coke zero got worse

Charles Huff thinks Coke Zero got better

Better than drinking someone else's vomit, yes.
Better than Coke, Dr Pepper, or other sodas, no

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

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Charles Huff should have been targeted to coach VT

"That's it guys. Let's get out of here. That cold drink's waitin' on us, let's go." - Mike Young after win no. 300.

Charles Huff should have been targeted to coach VT.

Charles Huff beat Notre Dame on the road.

Charles Huff is one of the best recruiters in college football.

Charles Huff went 9-4 in his second season.

Am I doing this right?

"That's it guys. Let's get out of here. That cold drink's waitin' on us, let's go." - Mike Young after win no. 300.

Good effort, but I don't think you've quite mastered the "hatin' on" part.

Let me try again: now I hate him for all those reasons. How's that?

"That's it guys. Let's get out of here. That cold drink's waitin' on us, let's go." - Mike Young after win no. 300.

Keep trying. It gets easier.

Next time someone parks so close to you that you can't get into your car, think "Charles Huff".

Haha good one. Also, I get the concept obviously. Hard to hate this week. I think he's a great coach.

"That's it guys. Let's get out of here. That cold drink's waitin' on us, let's go." - Mike Young after win no. 300.

Still not it.

Charles Huff is what you call "advanced".

Try on Pitt week. That one's REALLY easy.

Charles Huff anagrams to "Chef Flu Rash" so I think that's all we have to say about that.

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He has a half-assed last name

I been here since day 0.

Charles Huff recites the three little pigs from memory as foreplay.

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Charles Huff thinks taking two spots is fine for his car.

And it's a 1994 Geo Metro.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

What I always think of when combining "Charles" and Huff"

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Charles Huff is the leftover salad with dressing that got lost in back of the fridge.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Charles Huff says "Huff Huff Hass" every time a joint is passed around, and collapses in peals of laughter at himself before he even takes a hit.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Charles Huff tells women in bars that he owns huffy bikes

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