Hatin' On: PJ Fleck

It's bowl season, LET'S START THIS EARLY!

"Philip John Fleck" anagrams to "Heck John Flip Lip".

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PJ Fleck is rowing his team to Charlotte

Onward and upward

PJ Fleck thinks Miracle Whip is the best mayo.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

He also calls it Aoli de Milagro

PJ Fleck thinks Miracle Whip is Mayo.

PJ Fleck knows there is no difference between Miracle Whip and Mayo.

PJ Fleck knows nothing.

I like PJ Fleck and find it quite hard to hate on him, but I will.

Time has not been a friend to PJ in the aging and appearances department.

Whenever I see Minnesota on TV, I think of this...and equate the head coach to Craig T. Nelson.

Yep and great reference.

I absolutely love this sitcom, one of my all time favorites. I find I have more in common with Hayden Fox than I want to admit.

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

Well then, on that note, PJ Fleck wants Troy Aikman to donate sperm to father his child, and is willing to let Troy use one of the nice glasses to provide his donation.

If y'all didn't see that episode, you're gonna think I'm weird as hell.

I remember watching that episode with my grandparents. Fun times.

PJ Fleck has been on food stamps and welfare. Anybody help him out? No.

PJ Fleck things that because Minn is in the B!G, they should start with a 10 point head start in the bowl game.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

PJ Fleck thinks Minnesota should move away from dog sledding, cross country skiing and ice hockey and switch to water polo, beach volleyball and cricket.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

PJ Fleck likes the transfer portal and hopes that he can continue to develop talent for more successful programs so that their fans can pay millions of dollars to watch 12 total hours of football a year.

PJ Fleck thinks the Flecktones is named after him.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

PJ Fleck devised the Fleck Bank, where he would allow players to accumulate goodwill to circumvent punishment for failed drug tests and other violations of team rules.

PJ Fleck requires his players to applaud him when he enters a room, and will go out and re-enter if he didn't approve of the ovation.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

PJ Fleck loves coaching in Minnesota because it's so far north — the sun doesn't get as high in the sky there, so his head doesn't get as sunburned on the top.

PJ Fleck prefers sugar cones to waffle cones for his mid-winter treat

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

PJ Fleck encourages the team to refer to themselves as the "PJ Flecks" and before each game leads the locker room in singing a parody of the PJ Masks theme song that he wrote himself.

PJ Fleck thinks PJ Masks is a parody of him

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

PJ Fleck thinks that the B1G teams should be able to keep their own refs for all games.

PJ Fleck thinks the waitresses at Hooters genuinely like him.

PJ Fleck thinks PJ's were named after him.

As he lives in Minnesota, he's partial to flannel.

PJ Fleck smells like he stops wiping because he is tired of doing it, not because that last wipe came clean.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

PJ Fleck is the Buzz Williams of football.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

PJ Fleck only wanted to play in Charlotte so he could row the boat at the US National Whitewater Center.

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

PJ Fleck thinks the song row, row, row the boat was written for him.

uva - the taint of the ACC
Callused perineum is a symptom of being a uva fan

PJ Fleck is so hated he got 2 Hatin' on threads.