Head Ball Cop Hot Seat

By: HokieNinja on October 14, 2013, 1:33 PM | 11 comments

So I was browsing the sabre today and found an interesting post.

Mike London has officially been moved into the hot seat category for this website. I know it has nothing to do with what the UVA administration will do, but still a pretty cool website.

http://www.coacheshotseat.com/CoachesHotSeatRanking.htm

Also, all the ACC coaches.

Fisher FSU $2,800,000 (4 years at position)
London UVa $2,600,000 (4)
Johnson GT $2,600,000 (5)
Beamer VPI $2,500,000 (27)
Fedora UNC $2,500,000 (2)
Grobe WF $2,400,000 (14)
Sweeney Clemteck $2,100,000 (5)
Cutcliffe DU $2,000,000 (6)
Doeren NCSU $1,800,000 (1)
Chryst Pitt $1,750,000 (2)
Golden UM $1,750,000 (3)
Edsall MD $1,650,000 (3)
Addazio BC $1,600,000 (1)
Schafer SU $1,300,000 (1)

Favorite quotes from the sabre regarding the info above

"Gets paid more than Bill Snyder and Will Muschamp....awesome"

"That is the most bizarre thing. Our admin hasn't a clue" (Hasn't a clue? haha)

"Whomever negotiated that deal on behalf of UVa should be canned immediately"

"It's embarrassing how much he makes"

"You know what's crazier? London's buyout far higher than Mack Brown"

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vtfly's picture vtfly | 12 years 8 months #

Is there a more #LOLUVA thing than paying for the chance at mediocrity?

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2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
PICK 6 BIG SHOOTS
| 12 years 8 months # ^

Only if a story broke that UNC-type shenanigans were going on and they never even got a sniff at a decent season despite it all.

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Sola-WRECK'n the ACC's picture Sola-WRECK'n the ACC | 12 years 8 months #

$2.6M is a lot to pay for security at your stadium, especially when so few fans attend games

Save a collar, pop a Wahoo

danibails's picture danibails | 12 years 8 months #

He should donate part of his generous salary to buying fans

Hokie HI's picture Hokie HI | 12 years 8 months #

He should use some of that cash and offer free Zima to anyone that attends a home game. That should help their attendance.

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wisec4g's picture wisec4g | 12 years 8 months #

I think Paul Johnson and Mike London deserve at least one more year to lose to us.

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hokiemasterson's picture hokiemasterson | 12 years 8 months #

#$@veTimecop #$@vecpj

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HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 12 years 8 months #

I think "hasn't a clue" is correct grammar, no?

Also, how he has that salary is way beyond this horse brain.

Houston Hokie's picture Houston Hokie
| 12 years 8 months #

I've very impressed with the grammar over there at 'the sabre'. Fantastic to see the UVa fan base properly using "hasn't" and "whomever". They are the epitome of internet culture.

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LeggoMyEggo's picture LeggoMyEggo | 12 years 8 months # ^

I can has grammar!!!

Hokies.

wisec4g's picture wisec4g | 12 years 8 months # ^

I thought our erudite Cavalier colleagues were experts in all aspects of the English language!

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