SEC vs ACC

I thought it would be nice if the ACC and SEC had annual match ups for each of their respective teams. I came up with this list and some possible titles for these hypothetical "ACC/SEC" rivalry games. Just some light humor.

Alabama vs Miami "NCAA Probation Cup"

Auburn vs UVA "Battle of the Orange and Blue"

Arkansas vs Pitt "New Backyard Brawl" (Because Arkansas is a good substitute for West Virginia)

Ole Miss vs UNC "Cotton vs Tobacco Bowl"

Miss St. vs NC St. "The State Bowl"

Georgia vs Georgia Tech "Bullies and Nerds"

Kentucky vs Duke "The Big Dance....bowl"

Tennessee vs VT "Battle for the Moonshine Mason Jar" or "Skoal Bowl"

Vanderbilt vs Wake Forest "You can't afford us!"

Florida vs FSU "Gators and Indians"

South Carolina vs Clemson "Battle for the Palmetto Tree"

Missouri vs Boston College 'Not wanted by our own conference"

LSU vs Syracuse "Cajuns vs Yankees" or "Rich kids vs Poor kids"

Texas A&M vs. Louisville "The Odd Couple"

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Comments

Sticking with "Skoal Bowl" for Tennessee-Virginia Tech

How about "The Battle for a bottle of moonshine and a can of Skoal"?

Ut Prosism. Lead me, follow me, or get the hell out of my way. Hokie for life.

Sounds like a schmoke and a pancake.

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The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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The Auburn UVA match up would be good because the founder of the Auburn football program was a UVA alum and that is why they are the same colors. So it would be like "Son beats up Father bowl" or something like that. haha

VT '15

You all know what I think of this.

hell yes

Kentucky vs. Duke - The Big Dance Bowl just to sell more tickets

"Exit light..."

I changed the name of the match up for Duke and Kentucky based on your recommendation. Too funny.

Ut Prosism. Lead me, follow me, or get the hell out of my way. Hokie for life.

us vs. Tennessee should just be 'Battle for the Mason Jar'

called the Moonshine Bowl

and this is the trophy for the winner

Onward and upward

mmm, got some lightning in the freezer waiting for saturday's tailgate.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Looks like the jug Minnesota plays for.

They play Michigan for the Little Brown Jug. (which isn't little, it is 5 gallons).

#Let's Go - Hokies

Since it wasn't until recently that they started allowing men to attend either school.

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The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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FSU started admitting men after WWII. UVA probably won't start admitting them until after WWIII.

@historyhokie.bsky.social

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"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

"Exit light..."

I see what you did there.

I am SO GLAD I'm the only one in my office right now...

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

That makes me sad for you...

I lost it at Bullies and Nerds, then the Big dance....Bowl happened...3 hours later i'm still laughing

They'll really get after ya

If 3 teams could somehow play in one single game I would make
LSU vs Auburn vs Clemson appear in the

"Winner Keeps the Tiger Mascot" bowl

What about Mizzou? Round robin to determine the ultimate Tiger!

ahh crap I forgot about them...

yea, round robin or 4 team cage battle royal in one game.

Then they get to play ND, cause, you know, they set their own schedule and rules.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Also, there's Memphis.

Memphis is AAC. Just moved from C-USA this season I believe.

Yeah, I was just thinking of teams with the tiger mascot

The Soft Kitty Bowl or the battle for Sheldon's Blanket?

LOL @ BCvMizzou

"The TKP community is unrivaled."
-Justin Fuente, probably

Also, Tech vs. South Carolina could be the Fowl Bowl (pronounced Full-Bull)

South Carolina v Clemson could also be The Battle for the 10 Story Butt that's Supposed to be a Peach on the Side of I-85 Bowl.

Leonard. Duh.

Oh yeah, that thing near Gaffney. Every time I pass that way I find it odd.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

All of these are awesome...they need to happen now!

CEE VT '15 // NYY NYG NYR NYK RUTG

The ultimate would be USCe vs USCw. I can't imagine what names could be made up for that one.

#Let's Go - Hokies