Bitter blog - A handy flowchart for navigating the college football offseason

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I have no life! I read every block.

6-5, 10-1-1, 2-9, 3-8, 6-4-1, 6-5, 5-6, 2-8-1, 9-3, 8-4, 10-2, 10-2, 7-5, 9-3, 11-1, 11-1, 8-4, 10-4, 8-5, 10-3, 11-2, 10-3, 11-3, 10-4, 10-3, 11-3, 11-3, 7-6, 8-5, 7-6, 7-6, 10-4, 9-4, 6-7, 8-5..........

I read every block and have to say that every single one of those paths is 110% accurate. Funny stuff, some of them I even read in my own voice.

Whinny whinny whinny, Neigh, whinny. Neigh whinny whinny.....

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Pretty fair and balanced approach to the addiction...right up until the bottom right where he only cares about SEC media days (Such a homer.....) Who doesn't want to see Beamer's photo booth hilarity? It'll get after ya.

The proud "V" in Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University spelled out in chest paint.
North Endzone @ 03 Miami.

Classic! It's the formula for college football sports blogs.

There are proably a bunch of prewritten news story templates to go along with this. Just fill in the blanks.

#Let's Go - Hokies

Relavent
Here's the chart I use to get through the college offseason. I'll probably use this new one in addition for those rare times when something happens.

Having been in college when Devo first came along, I appreciated the flow chart. Leg sir!

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

someone handed me a promotional cassette tape compilation at a lalapalooza (again, gen x forever) and it had a devo song on it called "devo has feelings too." it's the only other devo song i ever heard, and it was hilarious.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

That. Was. Awesome.

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

My flowchart:

"Is it college football season yet?"
- No: see above
- Yes: "Thank goodness!"

There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

Lost it at:

Conference realignment is back in the news
Really, who's reporting it?
Some West Virginia bloggers
LULZ!

one of those great gifts that just keeps on giving

VT CEE Class of 2016/2017

5 years, 2 degrees, 33 football games as a student, and 2 Cassell court stormings later, I bleed Maroon and Orange