Bitter blog - Tale of the Tape: Louisville vs. Maryland edition

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Let us all praise Andy for using the phrase "Sugar Daddy" in an article.

"Louisville's got Churchill Downs. College Park's got traffic"
Coming to Tech from Maryland, this made me laugh far too hard and then cry because I'm heading up there this evening.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Louisville has something else that Maryland doesn't...

...money.

"Nope, launch him into the sun and fart on him on the way up"
-gobble gobble chumps

"11-0, bro"
-Hunter Carpenter (probably)

that and sportz

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

oh and couches

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

man, had to bring up the leg stomp. a true down point for our program.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Was hoping Bitter's "which included this" link would lead to this:

VT '10 #AllMaroonEverything

That is a Brandon Streeter level of hurt.

Wait, what?

Hunter "The Next Big Thing" certainly took a beating. But nothing compares to Streeter. The shots of his mom in the stands crying while Corey Moore sacked him again and again were priceless (and a little sad).

We put the K in Kwality

But more priceless.

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