Happy Valentine's Day, Hokies

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BilldozerVT and I got in the kitchen and cooked up a house favorite. Enjoy, y'all.

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Thank you TKP for everything you do! Hokies

Pour some Beer on it

I'm gonna give all of these to my boyfriend...who I met as a result of TKP and Lot 18, except for the Bronco one. That one doesn't apply. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF


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This never gets old

This is premium content. Well done.


#NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat

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At some point, Bronco needs to realize that it's not a "trial separation" anymore. The cup's moved on to greener pastures, man.

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"Sometimes, the grass really is greener, Bronco."

"Yes I am going to have favorites. My favorites are high production and low maintenance players, coaches, and staff." - JMFF

I fell head over heels for you ❀️

Gobble Till You Wobble

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HOKIE Valentines Day!!!

We put the K in Kwality

Those puns...they'll get after ya!

We put the K in Kwality

A personal favorite.

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

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Valentines day makes me sad

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Don't let it, man. I'm not gonna rant on Valentine's Day itself, but just don't let it get to you. It's not worth it. It's just another day. You ever watch the Andy Griffith Show? You might be too young. But anyway, almost everybody on the show was happy and lived this idyllic small town life. The only person that was married was the town drunk who fought with his wife all the time.

And hey, why not just love yourself today? Do something that makes you happy. Spend some money on something that makes you happy.

Well the thing that sucks is I'm 21 and don't have a driver license so I can go met with this girl I like

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Also I can't personally tell her happy valentines day cause her boyfriend blocked my number on her phone

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Tom Fucking Petty is the greatest lyricist of all time. And this song is so damn good.

You will see this game, this upset and this sign next on ESPN Sportscenter. Virginia Tech 31 Miami 7

His decision was made after a phone call with longtime Virginia Tech assistant coach Bud Foster. All Foster told him was, "We win. They don't."

Boyfriend? Girl you like?

Sounds like me ages 8-21.

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

Damn I'm 21 she's 18 so yeah that's correct

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Also yeah waiting is the only thing I can do. Its probably the best thing to do right now so I can get stuff done and mature more

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

+1 for realizing you need to mature more. I remember being 21. It was a struggle.

I remember 21...i was drunk

Let's Go

HOKIES

Watch Swingers. It's on Netflix right now. My favorite movie of all-time and contains all the best advice about how to get over a girl.

Well we still talk through the ps4. We care about each other I just have to be patient

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Or:
This is a situation where she has you on the hook.
or, it's just an emotional affair for her.

I've been through both. Didn't end up with any of those people.

If you're being kept at a distance, find a way to be able to take your own emotions out to a 'distance', or look at the situation more objectively. If there's something there, the clues will show up. If not, it won't take you long to decide to move along.

There is something their I just have no way to communicate to her or see her

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Relationships are a two way street. It sounds like you've opened yourself up for something to happen, but she hasn't. If that isn't changing, then what is there to be patient for? Go make yourself happy. Find someone who wants to be with you and values you now. You shouldn't have to wait around until she wants to date you. It's a cliche, but it holds some truth: actions speak louder than words. If you're being told to just be patient and nothing is happening, then it's probably time to move on. I apologize for probably coming across as callous, but no one is so incredible that it means devaluing yourself and your own happiness - not even Emma Watson.

Then again, I'm just a random guy from the internet.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

I'm listening to my therapist he told me to be patient about it. Which I'm going to be some what. The person she dating argues with her all the time and hes also done something stupid I'm just waiting for him to do it again

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

Alright, best of luck. In the meantime...

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

I should

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

There you go....just wait it out. In the meantime, you do you. Trust me, when you get in a serious relationship and beyond, you wish for some time just to be by yourself and do the things you want to do, when you want to do them. And then you might have kids, in which you'll fake having to poop just to go to a room, lock the door behind you and have 15 minutes of quiet.

Let's Go

HOKIES

Not VT related and I don't have the skills/resources to make this happen right now BUT:

Girl are you an upright? Cause I wanna hit that four times in one night

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Gurl, you must be a goalpost, because I've been looking forward to double doinking you since we met

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Can't forget this classic.

Now that's what I call bittersweet.

We all knew it was a catch. The call on the field was "catch". And some moron replay official made a bad call to overturn it.

Bugger all!

you make my heart leap

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I can't stop watching the bench

Yeah I love it. That's why I shortened the gif so it would just replay the dunk and reactions

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These were great! On a related note, there are some NFL related ones

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

50 shades of Gray