The cousins ban outdoor couches

The cousins have apparently been undeterred by mandatory $1000 fines and the potential of 1-3 years in jail for lighting couches and dumpsters on fire, forcing Morganhole to ban all upholstered furniture outdoors.

Morgantown City Manager Jeff Mikorski said the ban is an attempt to stem the number of fires that often spring up after West Virginia University games.

"Over the last 10 years, we've had over 3,000 street fires because of the quick ability to bring furniture from porches and put it into the streets and put them on fire," he said.

That's a lot of street fires.

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