OT: Ted Cruz Kills Deadspin

I know Cruz is a politician, but this isn't really politics-related. Regardless of your feelings about him, these responses to Deadspin were absolutely incredible.

If the mods think this is too political you can delete it, I just thought it was hilarious and the whole world should see Deadspin's apparent death.

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies

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"I liked you guys a lot better when everybody told you you were terrible." -Justin Fuente

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Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

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Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

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β€œYou got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.”
― John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

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I told him I’d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, I’m sitting in this chair and I told him I’d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
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Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

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I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

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I have no idea why my username is VT_Warthog.

Arkansas blew a 24-0 lead in the Belk Bowl.

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

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