9 Consecutive Wins

Editor's Note: Hokie Wartooth wrote his own Commonwealth Cup story with some Dr. Seuss art, and it's absolutely glorious. Read and pass it along.

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In-freaking-credible. Fantastic, sir!

HOLY

Sh*t this is amazing +10000000000000

UVA: Jefferson's biggest mistake

@pbowman6

this might be the greatest thing i've ever seen in my life

"I promise you I will keep getting back up as long as you keep pushing forward." -Michael Brewer
"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Great Job.

Superb!

Go Hokies!

Okay this is really awesome!

Incredible

Bump to the homepage

Best thing ever.

love it

Awesome

Great stuff.

“I hope that they’re not going to have big eyes and pee down their legs so to speak,” -- Bud Foster

YAIS

Sadly I have no child of my own to read this to but instead of typing more dribble, I am going to try to rectify this. When will this be available on the Kindle?

hokies

this is the greatest ever!!

Awesome

Just sent this to the family list, which includes two UVA grads, with the following caption "Perhaps this is how you can explain it to the kids."

OMG.....this is absolutely wonderful!!

forwarding it on to my favorite 'Hoos..... :D

Brilliant

No additional comments needed.

I support Logan Thomas and make no apologies for it.

The Glennon line

made me actually laugh out loud

This might be...

my favorite post from thekeyplay ever! Its amazing. I love it! I'm forwarding it to all my Tech friends :)

Go Hokies!

Hokie Wartooth's been killing it lately

Between this and that Gap one.

Member of the month. That's not a thing here? Make it one and give it to him anway.

Thanks

Rivalry week and bowl season bring out the best in us all.

I am so glad you posted this! I remember reading this a couple of years ago and from time to time I unsuccessfully search for it.

THANK YOU

Edit: Never mind - I get it now. I literally read it here.. a couple of years ago.

Perfection.

Well done.

Hahahaha love this.

I love Virginia Tech, regardless of the outcome of every game.

Forwarded to everyone I know!

Wow, that was a shot of greatness straight to the childhood. Very nice job.

SEMPER TECH

And every Hoo down in Hoo-ville cried, "Boooo hooo..."

Jarvis is my co-pilot.

I am going to make sure

That my two year old niece, and one year old nephew recite this poem until the day the world ends.

#38-0

Fantastic!

Could you with a fake lunch pail?
No sir, no sir, UVA fail!

#Hokies

Still true. 11-straight for the good guys, and counting. Never change, boo hoos!

It's all about The VPISU
VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Freeman Rebels, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

Ahh, a cherished holiday tradition.

"I promise you I will keep getting back up as long as you keep pushing forward." -Michael Brewer
"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I love how the comments in this thread are still in the old format haha. Wartooth, can you edit this so that it says 11 straight years?

That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I mean I've seen teams suck before, but that was the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Bump from 2 wins ago

i see what you're doing

I swear to drunk, I'm not God