9 Consecutive Wins

Editor's Note: Hokie Wartooth wrote his own Commonwealth Cup story with some Dr. Seuss art, and it's absolutely glorious. Read and pass it along.



In-freaking-credible. Fantastic, sir!


Sh*t this is amazing +10000000000000

UVA: Jefferson's biggest mistake


this might be the greatest thing i've ever seen in my life

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Great Job.


Go Hokies!

Okay this is really awesome!


Bump to the homepage

Best thing ever.

love it


Great stuff.

“I hope that they’re not going to have big eyes and pee down their legs so to speak,” -- Bud Foster


Sadly I have no child of my own to read this to but instead of typing more dribble, I am going to try to rectify this. When will this be available on the Kindle?


this is the greatest ever!!


Just sent this to the family list, which includes two UVA grads, with the following caption "Perhaps this is how you can explain it to the kids."

OMG.....this is absolutely wonderful!!

forwarding it on to my favorite 'Hoos..... :D


No additional comments needed.

I support Logan Thomas and make no apologies for it.

The Glennon line

made me actually laugh out loud

This might be...

my favorite post from thekeyplay ever! Its amazing. I love it! I'm forwarding it to all my Tech friends :)

Go Hokies!

Hokie Wartooth's been killing it lately

Between this and that Gap one.

Member of the month. That's not a thing here? Make it one and give it to him anway.

I am so glad you posted this! I remember reading this a couple of years ago and from time to time I unsuccessfully search for it.


Edit: Never mind - I get it now. I literally read it here.. a couple of years ago.


Well done.

Hahahaha love this.

I love Virginia Tech, regardless of the outcome of every game.

Forwarded to everyone I know!

Wow, that was a shot of greatness straight to the childhood. Very nice job.


And every Hoo down in Hoo-ville cried, "Boooo hooo..."

I am going to make sure

That my two year old niece, and one year old nephew recite this poem until the day the world ends.



Could you with a fake lunch pail?
No sir, no sir, UVA fail!


Still true. 11-straight for the good guys, and counting. Never change, boo hoos!

It's all about The VPISU
VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804.
Fracking hard in Bakken.
GO: Freeman Rebels, Keydets, Black Knights (the VMI of the North), NY Rangers & Giants, and ATL Braves.

Ahh, a cherished holiday tradition.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I love how the comments in this thread are still in the old format haha. Wartooth, can you edit this so that it says 11 straight years?

That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Bump from 2 wins ago

i see what you're doing

I swear to drunk, I'm not God