9 Consecutive Wins

By Hokie Wartooth on November 26, 2012, 4:28 PM | 25 comments

Editor's Note: Hokie Wartooth wrote his own Commonwealth Cup story with some Dr. Seuss art, and it's absolutely glorious. Read and pass it along.

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pbowman69's picture pbowman69  | 330 turkey legs | replied 5 months 3 weeks ago  #

HOLY

Sh*t this is amazing +10000000000000

UVA: Jefferson's biggest mistake

@pbowman6

Blue Collar Hokie's picture Blue Collar Hokie  | 1,310 turkey legs | replied 5 months 3 weeks ago  #

this might be the greatest thing i've ever seen in my life

"It's worth it right? It's worth it to lay it all on the line for your brothers."

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster (both quotes)

mikey4vt's picture mikey4vt  | 386 turkey legs | replied 5 months 3 weeks ago  #

Okay this is really awesome!

Incredible

Beat Alabama.

Charlotte Hokie's picture Charlotte Hokie  | 473 turkey legs | replied 5 months 3 weeks ago  #

Awesome

Great stuff.

"It wasn't that we couldn't score points. It's that we didn't score points." --Logan Thomas

Nik_A_Bando's picture Nik_A_Bando  | 123 turkey legs | replied 5 months 3 weeks ago  #

Yes.

#win

Follow if you enjoy talking Hokie Football on the tweeter: @Nik_A_Bando

Do NOT follow if you attend UVA.

Seattle Hokie's picture Seattle Hokie  | 149 turkey legs | replied 5 months 3 weeks ago  #

YAIS

Sadly I have no child of my own to read this to but instead of typing more dribble, I am going to try to rectify this. When will this be available on the Kindle?

jeremyadavis's picture jeremyadavis  | 2 turkey legs | replied 5 months 3 weeks ago  #

Awesome

Just sent this to the family list, which includes two UVA grads, with the following caption "Perhaps this is how you can explain it to the kids."

HokieGal's picture HokieGal  | 58 turkey legs | replied 5 months 3 weeks ago  #

OMG.....this is absolutely wonderful!!

forwarding it on to my favorite 'Hoos..... :D

Trevor's picture Trevor  | 626 turkey legs | replied 5 months 3 weeks ago  #

Brilliant

No additional comments needed.

"We are not going to back down from anybody." ~ Coach Shane Beamer

brush mountain's picture brush mountain  | 262 turkey legs | replied 5 months 3 weeks ago  #

The Glennon line

made me actually laugh out loud

hokies2010's picture hokies2010  | 2 turkey legs | replied 5 months 3 weeks ago  #

This might be...

my favorite post from thekeyplay ever! Its amazing. I love it! I'm forwarding it to all my Tech friends :)

Go Hokies!

BlameGlennon's picture BlameGlennon  | 453 turkey legs | replied 5 months 3 weeks ago  #

Hokie Wartooth's been killing it lately

Between this and that Gap one.

Member of the month. That's not a thing here? Make it one and give it to him anway.

Hokie Wartooth's picture Hokie Wartooth  | 155 turkey legs | replied 5 months 3 weeks ago  #

Thanks

Rivalry week and bowl season bring out the best in us all.

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NoahDyeNotDie's picture NoahDyeNotDie  | 344 turkey legs | replied 5 months 3 weeks ago  #

Hahahaha love this.

"I'm ready to beat Alabama."-A drugged up Antone Exum

minimoose42's picture minimoose42  | 14 turkey legs | replied 5 months 3 weeks ago  #

Wow, that was a shot of greatness straight to the childhood. Very nice job.

SEMPER TECH

T-Mobile_Service is Good's picture T-Mobile_Service is Good  | 1,182 turkey legs | replied 5 months 3 weeks ago  #

And every Hoo down in Hoo-ville cried, "Boooo hooo..."

In Tyrod we trust.
#BEATBAMA #EATBAMA #EXCRETEBAMA

I Miss Tyrod's picture I Miss Tyrod  | 159 turkey legs | replied 5 months 3 weeks ago  #

I am going to make sure

That my two year old niece, and one year old nephew recite this poem until the day the world ends.

#38-0

jmichons's picture jmichons  | 873 turkey legs | replied 5 months 3 weeks ago  #

Fantastic!

Could you with a fake lunch pail?
No sir, no sir, UVA fail!