By Hokie Wartooth on November 26, 2012, 4:28 PM | 25 comments Editor's Note: Hokie Wartooth wrote his own Commonwealth Cup story with some Dr. Seuss art, and it's absolutely glorious. Read and pass it along. Forums: PictureboardTags: Virginia, LOLUVa Tweet, Like, Send, +1, and Follow Tweet Follow @Hokie_Wartooth Comments VTAeries | 168 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # In-freaking-credible. Fantastic, sir! Log in or register to post comments pbowman69 | 361 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # HOLYSh*t this is amazing +10000000000000 Log in or register to post comments Blue Collar Hokie | 1,464 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # this might be the greatest thing i've ever seen in my life Log in or register to post comments Kings | 89 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Great Job.Superb! Log in or register to post comments mikey4vt | 396 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Okay this is really awesome!Incredible Log in or register to post comments wdouglas | 96 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Bump to the homepageBest thing ever. Log in or register to post comments sparko | 430 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # love it Log in or register to post comments Charlotte Hokie | 479 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # AwesomeGreat stuff. Log in or register to post comments Nik_A_Bando | 127 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Yes. #win Log in or register to post comments Seattle Hokie | 149 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # YAISSadly I have no child of my own to read this to but instead of typing more dribble, I am going to try to rectify this. When will this be available on the Kindle? Log in or register to post comments vtelizabeth | 12 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # hokiesthis is the greatest ever!! Log in or register to post comments jeremyadavis | 2 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # AwesomeJust sent this to the family list, which includes two UVA grads, with the following caption "Perhaps this is how you can explain it to the kids." Log in or register to post comments HokieGal | 58 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # OMG.....this is absolutely wonderful!!forwarding it on to my favorite 'Hoos..... :D Log in or register to post comments Trevor | 742 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # BrilliantNo additional comments needed. Log in or register to post comments brush mountain | 276 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # The Glennon line made me actually laugh out loud Log in or register to post comments hokies2010 | 2 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # This might be...my favorite post from thekeyplay ever! Its amazing. I love it! I'm forwarding it to all my Tech friends :) Log in or register to post comments BlameGlennon | 462 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Hokie Wartooth's been killing it latelyBetween this and that Gap one. Member of the month. That's not a thing here? Make it one and give it to him anway. Log in or register to post comments Hokie Wartooth | 359 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # ThanksRivalry week and bowl season bring out the best in us all. Log in or register to post comments SpiderHokie | 352 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Perfection. Well done. Log in or register to post comments NoahDyeNotDie | 344 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Hahahaha love this. Log in or register to post comments hokiecheme | 117 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Forwarded to everyone I know! Log in or register to post comments minimoose42 | 14 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Wow, that was a shot of greatness straight to the childhood. Very nice job. Log in or register to post comments T-Mobile_Service is Good | 1,182 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # And every Hoo down in Hoo-ville cried, "Boooo hooo..." Log in or register to post comments I Miss Tyrod | 159 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # I am going to make sureThat my two year old niece, and one year old nephew recite this poem until the day the world ends. Log in or register to post comments jmichons | 904 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Fantastic!Could you with a fake lunch pail? No sir, no sir, UVA fail! Log in or register to post comments
VTAeries | 168 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # In-freaking-credible. Fantastic, sir! Log in or register to post comments
pbowman69 | 361 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # HOLYSh*t this is amazing +10000000000000 Log in or register to post comments
Blue Collar Hokie | 1,464 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # this might be the greatest thing i've ever seen in my life Log in or register to post comments
Kings | 89 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Great Job.Superb! Log in or register to post comments
mikey4vt | 396 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Okay this is really awesome!Incredible Log in or register to post comments
wdouglas | 96 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Bump to the homepageBest thing ever. Log in or register to post comments
sparko | 430 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # love it Log in or register to post comments
Charlotte Hokie | 479 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # AwesomeGreat stuff. Log in or register to post comments
Nik_A_Bando | 127 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Yes. #win Log in or register to post comments
Seattle Hokie | 149 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # YAISSadly I have no child of my own to read this to but instead of typing more dribble, I am going to try to rectify this. When will this be available on the Kindle? Log in or register to post comments
vtelizabeth | 12 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # hokiesthis is the greatest ever!! Log in or register to post comments
jeremyadavis | 2 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # AwesomeJust sent this to the family list, which includes two UVA grads, with the following caption "Perhaps this is how you can explain it to the kids." Log in or register to post comments
HokieGal | 58 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # OMG.....this is absolutely wonderful!!forwarding it on to my favorite 'Hoos..... :D Log in or register to post comments
Trevor | 742 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # BrilliantNo additional comments needed. Log in or register to post comments
brush mountain | 276 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # The Glennon line made me actually laugh out loud Log in or register to post comments
hokies2010 | 2 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # This might be...my favorite post from thekeyplay ever! Its amazing. I love it! I'm forwarding it to all my Tech friends :) Log in or register to post comments
BlameGlennon | 462 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Hokie Wartooth's been killing it latelyBetween this and that Gap one. Member of the month. That's not a thing here? Make it one and give it to him anway. Log in or register to post comments
Hokie Wartooth | 359 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # ThanksRivalry week and bowl season bring out the best in us all. Log in or register to post comments
SpiderHokie | 352 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Perfection. Well done. Log in or register to post comments
NoahDyeNotDie | 344 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Hahahaha love this. Log in or register to post comments
hokiecheme | 117 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Forwarded to everyone I know! Log in or register to post comments
minimoose42 | 14 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Wow, that was a shot of greatness straight to the childhood. Very nice job. Log in or register to post comments
T-Mobile_Service is Good | 1,182 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # And every Hoo down in Hoo-ville cried, "Boooo hooo..." Log in or register to post comments
I Miss Tyrod | 159 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # I am going to make sureThat my two year old niece, and one year old nephew recite this poem until the day the world ends. Log in or register to post comments
jmichons | 904 turkey legs | replied 6 months 3 weeks ago # Fantastic!Could you with a fake lunch pail? No sir, no sir, UVA fail! Log in or register to post comments
Comments
In-freaking-credible. Fantastic, sir!
HOLY
Sh*t this is amazing +10000000000000
this might be the greatest thing i've ever seen in my life
Great Job.
Superb!
Okay this is really awesome!
Incredible
Bump to the homepage
Best thing ever.
love it
Awesome
Great stuff.
Yes.
#win
YAIS
Sadly I have no child of my own to read this to but instead of typing more dribble, I am going to try to rectify this. When will this be available on the Kindle?
hokies
this is the greatest ever!!
Awesome
Just sent this to the family list, which includes two UVA grads, with the following caption "Perhaps this is how you can explain it to the kids."
OMG.....this is absolutely wonderful!!
forwarding it on to my favorite 'Hoos..... :D
Brilliant
No additional comments needed.
The Glennon line
made me actually laugh out loud
This might be...
my favorite post from thekeyplay ever! Its amazing. I love it! I'm forwarding it to all my Tech friends :)
Hokie Wartooth's been killing it lately
Between this and that Gap one.
Member of the month. That's not a thing here? Make it one and give it to him anway.
Thanks
Rivalry week and bowl season bring out the best in us all.
Perfection.
Well done.
Hahahaha love this.
Forwarded to everyone I know!
Wow, that was a shot of greatness straight to the childhood. Very nice job.
And every Hoo down in Hoo-ville cried, "Boooo hooo..."
I am going to make sure
That my two year old niece, and one year old nephew recite this poem until the day the world ends.
Fantastic!
Could you with a fake lunch pail?
No sir, no sir, UVA fail!