The last time UVA beat VT

- I was a sophomore in high school.

- George Bush was still in office

- The Patriots were going to the Super Bowl and actually winning it

- Michael Jackson was dangling babies over balconies

- R. Kelly urinated on minors

....I think you all get the point here. Just a topic to have a few laughs and poke fun at the Wahoos.

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*correction*

**correction, looks like I somehow scrolled into the random 2002 facts when I defintely meant to use stuff from 2003.

Hurricane Isabel had roared through the Commonwealth that September

I support Coach Frank Beamer.

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

I was in the sixth grade.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Don't know about you

but I need to get my cane and beat some of these younguns!

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

It could be worse

You could be a fan of the team that hasn't beaten us since then. Although I don't know an earthly reason why anyone would be that

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

8th grade

Still in middle school. Didn't really think about going to college or watch much college sports, but I still knew VT>LOLUVA

I think YouTube, Facebook, and Twitter were all invented after the last time UVa beat Tech.

Exactly

pointed that out somewhere a few weeks ago, the trifecta of today's most popular social sites hadn't been introduced yet

Eminem's "Lose Your Self" was #1 on the billboards...

and damn i was still in high school

@VTimHokie85

The last time UVA beat VT

Miami was nationally relevant.

the last time the fighting zimas beat VT

The Hokies were in the big east

Nick Saban had not won a Natl Championship

Alabama was 4-9 (2-6 SEC), with losses to N Illinois & Hawaii

Joey Harrington was on the cover of EA Sports NCAA football

No, it was Carson Palmer.

EA Sports has this really odd habit of releasing their games a year "early", for example Madden 13 was released in summer of 2012, before the 2012 season. NCAA Football 2003 was released in summer of 2002. Carson Palmer was on the cover of NCAA Football 2004, which was released in 2003.

good point

I'd googled NCAA 03...since it was So Damn Long Ago, heck we didn't even have the first of our xbox 360s as my oldest, now a teenager, had just turned 4

well, xbox 360 was still 2+ years from being released

Livin the Dream

Follow me @HokieBarek

At NVCC

Taking Classes at NOVA (DAME) in Annandale, VA. outside of DC. The fighting commuters. At NOVA where the N stands for Knowledge and the OVA stands for your career.

you know..

I saw this very thing on Imgur.com the other day...

This was the Top Ten at the Box Office (most of which now seem to have a dedicated set of weekend replays on FX or TNT):

1. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
2. Finding Nemo
3. Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
4. The Matrix Reloaded
5. Bruce Almighty
6. X2: X-Men United
7. Elf
8. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
9. The Matrix Revolutions
10. Cheaper By The Dozen

Zima still had 5 years before it would be discontinued in the U.S.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

Thanks the best one...

and most relevant to our in state "rivals"...yes, I called them rivals :)

We put the K in Kwality

The last time UVA beat VT

- The Red Sox were still cursed.

- Saddam Hussein was still alive and on the run

- Friends was still on NBC

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Meh

- "Lost" was still a year away (I hate that show with such a passion).

- I was a senior in High School

- Allen Iverson's practice rant and Herm Edwards "you play to win the game" speech were still cool to quote.

- iPod's were heavy and monochrome- oh, and new.

- Al Groh was considered a mediocre coach. After he was just plain bad.

- Maryland was a legit ACC football threat.

Virginia Tech '08
Fordham University (NY) '11, '12

Twitter: @duffmanhokie
PSN Handle: duffmanhokie1568 (NCAAF '12, NHL '11, Battlefield)

Hokies, NY Rangers, NY Jets, NY Mets (sigh), USA Hockey, Richmond Renegades (R.I.P)

Oh, it was also the last time we lost the Black Diamond Trophy and Commonwealth Cup in the same year. That event was ceremoniously rectified the next years.

Virginia Tech '08
Fordham University (NY) '11, '12

Twitter: @duffmanhokie
PSN Handle: duffmanhokie1568 (NCAAF '12, NHL '11, Battlefield)

Hokies, NY Rangers, NY Jets, NY Mets (sigh), USA Hockey, Richmond Renegades (R.I.P)

Are those rants still not cool to quote?

"How am I supposed to make my teammates better with practice?"

Rip his freaking head off!

Playoffs? I love it when the that time of the year comes around and this is all over the place being played over and over again!

There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

Not incessantly like ESPN does and even Herm gets tired of hearing it on NFL 32/Countdown. The Practice one still gets a rise out of me but it's also kind of played when every other Sports Talk Radio has that soundboard (Damn you WFAN NY and ESPN 950 AM).

Virginia Tech '08
Fordham University (NY) '11, '12

Twitter: @duffmanhokie
PSN Handle: duffmanhokie1568 (NCAAF '12, NHL '11, Battlefield)

Hokies, NY Rangers, NY Jets, NY Mets (sigh), USA Hockey, Richmond Renegades (R.I.P)

Broken Lizard was getting huge

Club Dread was being produced after Broken Lizard hit a home run with Super Troopers.

Virginia Tech '08
Fordham University (NY) '11, '12

Twitter: @duffmanhokie
PSN Handle: duffmanhokie1568 (NCAAF '12, NHL '11, Battlefield)

Hokies, NY Rangers, NY Jets, NY Mets (sigh), USA Hockey, Richmond Renegades (R.I.P)

Al Groh was still considered a great coach and would lead UVA to ACC championship levels.

The last time we lost to UVA:

-I was in 6th grade.
-Songs like "In Da Club" by 50 cent had just come out.
-Wazzup just became a thing.
-Ray Charles was still alive.
-The Raiders were in the super bowl.
-2 Fast 2 Furious was in theatres.
-Lou Holtz was still coaching (USC)

"Go Hokies!" - Thomas Jefferson
@HaydenDubya

Sorry Sir...ehem...Martine "Wazzup" Paine

Martin Lawrence made Wazzup the thing about a decade earlier on his TV show with WZUP radio. Check it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o4zW-k9_n8
Check out about 2:15ish. Wouldn’t think you would remember this seeing how his show was on while you were still getting rug burns on your knees.
No offense, just feeling my age. You get older but you don't feel older, its just young'ns getting older too or else we just wouldn't notice.

Blue Streak, Bad Boys, and Martin were all great. Martin especially.

I really can't believe this is what we are talking about on here haha.

Nothing to Lose

That Movie was none stop funny.

Bad Boys

1 and 2 are in my top 5 favorite movies and blue streak is pretty funny.

Or we could blame Glennon for Martin Lawrence not being funny.

disagree

yall crazy - his stand up acts weren't the best but his show and movies were definitely funny.

Kendall Fuller - future Thorpe winner
(STOP CRYING ABOUT DOWNVOTES)

Martin Lawrence did his stand-up act at Tech once back in the mid-90's. So did Adam Sandler. Both brought down the house.
Martin (who's from Virginia) opened with how great it was to be in Blacksburg, a much friendlier place than his last tour stop, Lynchburg.
There WAS a time when Martin Lawrence was funny (about the same time as Carson Palmer was considered the next best thing and UVa had a football win they could be proud of.)

"When you're green, you're growing. When you're ripe, you rot." -Ray Kroc

The last time we lost to UVA

-David Boston was considered one of the best receivers in the NFL

-The Gramatica brothers were the best kickers in the league

-Saddam Hussein hadn't been captured

-Michael Vick was on the cover of Madden and was on the verge of returning from his broken leg

Rip his freaking head off!

Steve Bartman won the Golden Glove award on behalf of the Marlins!

LOL @ da Cubs

I support Coach Frank Beamer.

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

NO FUCK THAT! Take this video down, I don't need to relive that horrible day. Am I the only Cubs fan on this entire site? I think a part of me died during that inning. If you all think being a Tech fan is hard sometimes, try rooting for the Cubs. I promise it's worse.

Rip his freaking head off!

While being a Tech fan can be hard at times, it is almost the exact opposite to being a Cubs fan...

"Go Hokies!" - Thomas Jefferson
@HaydenDubya

New spin...

When UVA last won two in a row vs. VT:

- Clinton denied having relations with Monica Lewinski
- Windows 98 released by Microsoft
- Google is founded
- Gallon of gas costs $1.15
- U.S. announces first budget surplus in 30 years!

Last time UVA beat VT -Free

Last time UVA beat VT

-Free Willy was still alive
-Sammy Sosa and Raphael Palmeiro had recently topped 500 Career HRs, and it wasn't thought to be a dirty achievement
-The Marlins won the World Series
-Alexander Ovechkin, Sidney Crosby, Phillip Rivers, Eli Manning, Larry Fitzgerald, DeAngelo Hall, Vince Wilfork, Chris Cooley and David Wright hadn't made their professional debuts.
-Lebron had been in the NBA for about a month.

Last time UVA beat VT -

Last time UVA beat VT
- Arnold Schwarzenegger had just been sworn in as Governor of California.
- they were only on the 2nd Fast and the Furious movie

@seanhoganvt

terrible

and there they should've stopped with the F&F franchise..

The last time UVA beat Tech

We hadn't seen Janet Jackson's boob yet.

Last time UVA beat VT I was a junior in high school quoting The Chapelle's Show like my social livelihood depended on it.

Oh, and I still quote the shit out of that show FWIW

Livin the Dream

Follow me @HokieBarek

why do we bang on uva so much on this site?

"We're your family right?!? You love your family right?!?"-Dadi Nicholas
"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I have so many answers for this question.

But this one is my favorite.

I almost displayed this on my weather report this week...

Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

I can't stop watching this. It's just pure awesomeness.

Can anyone make this with Hokie and cavalier heads on them???

The last time UVA beat VT...

Sean Glennon hadn't graduated high school yet

Marcus Vick hadn't gone to jail yet

...

RealDiehl

I was in kindergarten. I didn't even watch football them. The first season I really started watching Hokie sports was the 2004-05 season and we have never lost to UVA. Guess I'm blessed. To be honest, I hate WVU way more than I hate UVA, but then again, I live in WV.

I love Virginia Tech, regardless of the outcome of every game.

Doesn't Hokie football age us all quite a bit, though?

I love Virginia Tech, regardless of the outcome of every game.

Don't want to hear it, slick

class of 83 here.

Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

My intention was not to make everyone feel old. My mistake. Haha

I love Virginia Tech, regardless of the outcome of every game.

All of a sudden, class of '86 doesn't feel quite so old anymore. Thank you sir, and a well-deserved turkey leg to your respected seniority.

VTCC '86 Delta Derelicts, Hokie in Peru

That's the mutual feeling from my post. Haha

I love Virginia Tech, regardless of the outcome of every game.

I last time UVA beat VT...

We Were in the Big East. That was our last year there. 2004 was our first year in the ACC.

You know...

It's been so long since I've seen us lose to UVA, ...I'm not quite sure how I'll react when that day inevitably comes. It won't be pretty. I can tell you that.

2008 Humility

I was at the VT UVA game in Bburg in 08 and happened to be sitting near what seemed to be a group of freshmen from UVA. At the end of the 3rd quarter they of course played the Hokie Pokey and one of the UVA kids yelled that he hadn't done the Hokie Pokey since the third grade. That's when I yelled back to him that his team hadn't won here since then either. Didn't hear much out of him after that.

Ouch...great big ouch. I'm assuming he was making fun of us doing the "Hokie Pokie" and not reminiscing about his childhood as I initially read it.

So long ago that this.....

....was one of the top songs of the year.

Exit Light, Enter Night....Go Hokies

I was 13. My brother was 5. I was in 8th grade. "Get Low" was the song of choice in my 8th grade class.

Also thought I'd share this:

Delegate Joseph Yost of Southwest Virginia posted this gem of TJ on his facebook page in honor of Hokie Day on the Hill in Richmond today. I couldn't help but share. The UVA/VT rivalry is always alive and well in the General Assembly of Virginia.

sounds like a good politician to me!

I support Coach Frank Beamer.

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

They couldn't even brag on Myspace since no one was using it at the time.

i was there and it was before i was #beercontrolfather

The last time they beat us, Miami thought they still had swagger.

I support Coach Frank Beamer.

VT '10, Born & Raised in the 804. Hokies, Keydets, Army Black Knights, NY Giants, NY Rangers, and ATL Braves.

So a guy goes into a bar and wants to bring his dog in with him. The bartender wouldn't let the dog in and the guy pleaded with him saying the dog does tricks.

BarTender: "What kinda tricks does he do?"

DogPatron: "Well he likes college football..specifically, he likes teams from Virginia; Virginia and Virginia Tech"

BT: "Yeah, okay so what kinda tricks?"

DP: "Well when Virginia wins a football game he'll run to the end of the bar and back on his hind legs. When Virginia Tech wins he runs to the end of the bar and back on his front legs."

BT: "Okay I guess that's kind of impressive, he can come in"

So the BT talks to this guy for a while and then realizes that at some point these teams have to play eachother..what happens then?!?!

BT: "So what happens when Virginia and Virginia Tech play each other?"

DP: "Well when Virginia Tech wins he does back flips down to the end of the bar and back"

BT: "Wow that's really cool!...what does he do when Virginia wins?"

DP: "Hmmm..I'm not sure, the dog's only 9 years old"

"I like to hit a home run early" ~ Whit "knows how to create a Buzz" Babcock

When I first heard this joke the dog was six.

Soon they will have to pick a number less than the win streak because it won't be realistic for a dog to be that old.

I was 10 years old

CEE VT '15 // NYY NYG NYR NYK RUTG