The Valpak Boys Are At It Again

Yes, folks, the LOLUVA athletic department has renewed their agreement with Valpak. Personally, I think it's a weak effort compared to the 2011 version, which was ripe for ridicule. How can you not make fun of this??

But the new one does have the whispy dream of a full stadium in the background....obviously they've figured out the less detail on those photoshopped pics, the harder it is to tell they're repeating the same 28 fans over and over...and over...and over. And give them credit, they didn't include a QB on this one, probably because they can't keep one long enough to get a good photo of them either upright or in action. A new addition seems to be the fine print at the top, noting that each ticket can be used for $8 worth of concession stand items. Which should be best used to wash out the bad taste left in your mouth after watching their attempt at football. At any rate, let the hilarity ensue.

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