Hatin on Dabo

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FUCK DABO!!

And FUCK CLEMSON!!!

Edit: some occassions are worth being extra passionate about. This is one of those moments...

Let's Go

HOKIES

Fuck Matt Ryan

you forgot to capitalize it...but yes, so much this

Dabo Swinney actually likes it when people think his last name is Sweeney

I hate Dabo.

~end

He's up 7-0 at halftime against BC

Don't let this comment take away from the fact that Arkansas blew a 24 point 2nd half lead in the Belk Bowl.
Don't let the Belk Bowl take away from the fact that Matt Ryan blew a 25 point 2nd half lead in the Super Bowl.

Clemson losing that game would be the worst thing for us

Was Clemson looking ahead to us?

Friends don't let friends go to LOLUVA

No, but they were playing vanilla on purpose. We're gonna get their best shot. We're gonna get BETTER than their best shot. It's gonna take EVERYTHING we've got, and MORE to pull out this W. The will to prepare MUST be GREATER than the will to win.

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

Even if that were the case, they didn't play vanilla against Louisville or Auburn. There will be plenty of film to go around between both teams I imagine.

Leonard. Duh.

Dabo's parents are so stupid they think they named him after a shaving cream jingle.

Or hair product: "A little Dabo do ya."

Dabo's parents are so stupid they named him Dabo

I think they let a baby name him Dabo.

Down South instead of the movie Friday they have Monday and instead of Debo in the ghetto it's Dabo in the trailer park.

FIRST DOWN, HOKIES!

What bike?

Dabo's a grown man who answers to . . . Dabo.

"Tajh Boyd over the middle . . . and it's caught for an interception! Michael Cole, lying flat on his back, ARE YOU KIDDING???"

Fuck Clempsun

Otherwise this would be a hatin on Bud Foster Thread, and if that thread ever happened the universe would collapse on itself

The Dude Abides

Dabo claps every time the team plane lands.

Dabo claps after movies

Dabo has the clap.

Where is Lawson?!

Dabo gave Usher herpes.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

β€œWhen life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

Dabo is going to cry when asked about "Clemsoning" following their loss to us next week

He might be doing it if they don't get their ish together against BC.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck, don't ever come on my show and talk about your football." - Colin Cowherd

That would imply they have a lead worth blowing at some point

Dabo thinks Eagles are cute and harmless.

Dabo thinks Clemson has the best entrance.

Dabo thinks Clemson's entrance is actually interesting.

Dabo thinks mayonnaise is spicy

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

FREE THE "STICK IT IN" CHANT!!!

Remember the handshake after the CCG last year? Dabo was very gracious and congratulatory to Fu? I found out that convo was over-dubbed. A lip reading friend told me that he actually said "Screw you Fuboy you were lucky to even be on the same field as us."

Where is Lawson?!

David name is dabo.

Dabo holds my beer

What's
Important
Now

Dabo still hires clowns at kids birthdays.

"I mean, you know, fuck them, but good for them." -Too Druck to Funk

Dabo's parents wanted to give him a cool last-name-for-a-first-name like "Deablo" but they couldn't spell it.

Friends don't let friends go to LOLUVA

Dabo holds a red balloon and hides in your sewer

Dabo is not pronounced "Kevin".

It actually begins with Swedish ululations and ends in a pitch that can only be heard by dogs.

Keavienne

We put the K in Kwality

Dabo is so dumb, he doesn't even know he won the national championship last year

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Dabo says "Yabo-Dabo-Doo" when his wife calls him to the bedroom.

A pre-shooter, eh?

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

Dabo brings root beer to a BYOB party

Dabo also tells the guys at the fish market to bring your own guts.

Dabo pees sitting down.

Sometimes I like to leave off the /s just to mess with people.

Dabo poops standing up

Dabo boos at elementary school talent shows.

The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

Dabo drives in the passing lane.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck, don't ever come on my show and talk about your football." - Colin Cowherd

And then flips you off when you pass him in the right lane.

"It's a miracle in Blacksburg, TYROD DID IT MIKEY, TYROD DID IT!"

Dabo doesn't know.

We put the K in Kwality

Dabo prefers Nickelback over Metallica

1-0 every week

Dabo wants Cersei to be the final winner of GoT

Dabo goes to the urinal beside you even when another one is open and then watches you out of the corner of his eye.

Sometimes I like to leave off the /s just to mess with people.

And then starts talking to you.

With his arm on your shoulder...

We put the K in Kwality

Story time: tailgate for the 38-0 bro game. I'm pissing in the woods next to the lot and a Hoo walks up next to me and commences to relieve himself as well. He puts his hand on my shoulder mid evacuation and says, 'can't do this in Blacksburg huh?' I gave him a serious mean mug and say 'what? Piss in the woods?' It was super awkward.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Why didn't you punch him in the neck?!

We put the K in Kwality

He was/is a Hoo. And drinking Zima. No need to pile on...

I'm a man! I'm 43! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

And says "Oh jeez, that burns"

Dabo pees in a stall...

Dabo pees in a stall when he's the only one in the bathroom.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck, don't ever come on my show and talk about your football." - Colin Cowherd

Dabo takes more than one piece of candy out of the unattended Halloween bucket...

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

FREE THE "STICK IT IN" CHANT!!!

#MAKECLEMSONINGGREATAGAIN

Let's Go

HOKIES

We. Will. Win!

SCHokie

Dabo goes to Taco Bell for breakfast and orders three Naked Egg Tacos and a large Diet Mtn Dew.

[I know where you're going with this] And then precedes to use the woman's bathroom and clog up ALL the stalls by crapping like a bastard.

#FUENTEenFUEGO
Waho's suck
Uva swallows

I order Diet Mtn Dew with taco Bell breakfast...... Nothing wrong with the caffeine boost

For real, those naked egg tacos are just omlets.

Dabo wears jorts, while singing I'm a little teapot, while running down a hill, after driving around the stadium on a bus, just because.

Dabo has let himself go after his national title: kind of NSFW

[ mod edit: judgment call on the pic, but borderline enough to say don't embed it ]

and socks with sandals.

I'm a man! I'm 43! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Dabo plays with dolls and "My Little Pony" stuff

Yeah he does

Dabo insists that they're "action figures."

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Dabo insisted on getting that big slide in their football building/amusement park because "recruits and players will love it!" Secretly though, he has a phobia of going down stairs. WHAT AN IDIOT, RIGHT?!

"I'm a Miller Lite guy, always have been, since I was 8." -John Daly

Dabo looks like Dopey dwarf.

Dabo Swinney only caught 7 yard passes in garbage time when he played for Alabama.

Dabo didn't even buy your mother dinner first.

Dabo lies about being allergic to latex.

Dabo doesn't believe in paying child support.

"Hokie religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid." Han Solo

Dabo is either intentionally very subtle or terrible at segues.

Dabo most definitely did not have to look that word up...

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Dabo has a tramp stamp.

Dabo can't smell asparagus in his pee.

sol-a-rex

Dabo needs to take a bus to get from one end of the stadium to the other.

This should be a GameDay sign!

Dabo warms up leftover fish in the office microwave

Dabo Swinney deserves a dab o' swine flu.

the deuce is loose

Dabo doesn't want Gameday to come to Blacksburg.

Dabo's stupid name gets changed to FSBO by auto-correct

Dabo likes balloons better than fireworks and cannons before football games.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

FREE THE "STICK IT IN" CHANT!!!

Dabo doesn't realize balloons are bad for the environment.

We put the K in Kwality

Dabo is so cheesy he orders Mac-N_Dab as a side dish.

Dabo lets a conversation with someone about something unrelated overtake the entire meeting.

If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

Dabo then asks you to pull together the minutes of the meeting.

Dabo had 7 catches for 81 yards in 3 years at Alabama

Touchdown Tech!!!

Dabo screams at his kids when they make an error in tee ball.

Sometimes I like to leave off the /s just to mess with people.

Dabo gives trick or treaters toothpaste when they come to his house.

Sometimes I like to leave off the /s just to mess with people.

Dabo thinks he's a better dance than Frank

Dabo likes Chipotle's queso

This gif was on last year's thread but just remember that Dabo treats his kickers worse than Nard Dog treats refs.

Sometimes I like to leave off the /s just to mess with people.

Dabo puts his phone on speaker while checking out at the store, and continues the conversation.

I'm a man! I'm 43! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Dabo talks to the person next to him on the plane... the entire flight...

Is it football season yet?

Dabo takes both armrest when he has an aisle seat.

Dabo lets his kids kick the seat in front of them.

Dabo kicks the seat in front of him.

"Tajh Boyd over the middle . . . and it's caught for an interception! Michael Cole, lying flat on his back, ARE YOU KIDDING???"

... and blames it on his kids.

Dabo pays by check in the grocery store line at Kroger, at 6:00 pm, on a Friday

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck, don't ever come on my show and talk about your football." - Colin Cowherd

Dabo can't TKP hard enough to beat Virginia Tech.

Dabo is a good guy who is passionate about football and gracious in victory...

OK, I suck at this.

'Its easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat,
but the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat'

Dabo doesn't realize his last name is Swin-ney, not Swee-ney.

When Tommy Bowden offered Dabo a coaching position in 2002, he only accepted because he thought it was with the LSU Tigers. Upon learning the position was not in Baton Rouge, he was still relieved that he would be coaching the Auburn Tigers. When Bowden informed him that he wasn't at Auburn, Dabo made peace with coaching the Missouri Tigers. Bowden finally gave up and sent him a greyhound ticket eastbound. When Bowden met him at the bus stop off I-85, Dabo immediately commented that Savannah State was further from the coast than he imagined.

Dabo voted for 0-2 Florida State in his week 5 Coaches' Poll

Dabo actually filled out his coaches poll ballot.

Dabo crop-dusts you as you're walking up the stairs behind him

That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I mean I've seen teams suck before, but that was the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Dabo comes into your office and closes the door. He says, "I went to Europe and got you this Dutch Office."

You say, "What's a Dutch Off.......awww, Dabo!!!"

He just grins.

Dabo Sweeny thinks Clemsoning isn't a thing.

I'd like to proffer an assertion:

Clemsoning was a thing. It happened. Many times. The word exists for a reason. You play some cupcakes early on and get pummeled when your schedule stiffens up.

But Clemsoning doesn't exist anymore, truth. They been good for years. The won the NC.

No, there is no more Clemsoning.

But you know what there is?

TexasA&Ming. Wisconsing.

They're the new false rankings.

Clemsoning just transitioned to A&M for now. Time will tell if this was a temporary transition for if it will move throughout college football like being The Blitz.

Don't let this comment take away from the fact that Arkansas blew a 24 point 2nd half lead in the Belk Bowl.
Don't let the Belk Bowl take away from the fact that Matt Ryan blew a 25 point 2nd half lead in the Super Bowl.

Dabo keeps a VT Helmet right outside of his office. Wait, is that considered Hatin on Dabo?

EDIT: I can't get this stupid picture to show, but there really is one.

"What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?"

Dabo asks grocery store employees for a price check

Dabo asks for a price check at the Dollar Tree

"Hamdog is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life"....Brian Carson from the Internet(s)

Dabo likes the new Virginia Tech logo

I came here just to write that.

So, leg.

Dabo thinks the servers for TKP have been running like a champ this week.

Don't let this comment take away from the fact that Arkansas blew a 24 point 2nd half lead in the Belk Bowl.
Don't let the Belk Bowl take away from the fact that Matt Ryan blew a 25 point 2nd half lead in the Super Bowl.

Dabo sets up bots to flood random TKP threads with comments about nothing

Link 1 Link 2

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Dabo is good friends with Edwin Johnson and Michel Miller


It's Monday morning at the office. Dabo signed up to bring coffee for the week. He doesn't.

Must have been a prank. Dabo NEVER signs up to bring the coffee.

Mark Umansky tweets about himself in the third person.
-Dabo Swinney hates on the wrong person, then wonders why his inside joke doesn't get more legs.

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

Dabo Swinney is Team Fruitcake.

Dabo thinks the new VT logo is just swell.

I'm a man! I'm 43! Hokie thru and thru.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Dabo follows Naduzzi on insta.

sol-a-rex