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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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It's a great day to be a Hokie!

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VTCC '86 Delta Company, Hokie in Peru, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

^Seconded

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21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

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Don't ever let the pressure exceed the pleasure. - Joe Maddon

If you use the "what's new" button, sort of.

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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โ€œI hope that theyโ€™re not going to have big eyes and pee down their legs so to speak,โ€ -- Bud Foster

Reader since the Spring, Posting for a few weeks

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in Fuller we trust

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"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

โ€œWhen life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spiritโ€ David Wilson

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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Stay on the bomb run, boys! I'm gonna get them doors open if it harelips ever'body on Bear Creek!

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I also root for: The Keydets, Army, TexAggies, NY Giants, NY Rangers, ATL Braves, and SA Brahmas

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6-5, 10-1-1, 2-9, 3-8, 6-4-1, 6-5, 5-6, 2-8-1, 9-3, 8-4, 10-2, 10-2, 7-5, 9-3, 11-1, 11-1, 8-4, 10-4, 8-5, 10-3, 11-2, 10-3, 11-3, 10-4, 10-3, 11-3, 11-3, 7-6, 8-5, 7-6, 7-6, 10-4, 9-4, 6-7, 8-5..........

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โ€œThese people are losing their minds. This is beautiful.โ€

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"Now Miami wants to talk about it." *Cue Enter Sandman*

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"I'm high on Juice and ready to stick it in!" Whit Babcock

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A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.

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There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

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"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

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A picture is worth a thousand words. A gif is worth a million.

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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"Go Hokies!" - Thomas Jefferson
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This is my school
This is home

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

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"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

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We are the Hokies. We will prevail. We will prevail. We will prevail. We are Virginia Tech.

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We put the K in Kwality

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

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Jack Bauer fears no one. Except Xavier Adibi.

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If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

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If you don't want to recruit clowns, don't run a clown show.

"I want to punch people from UVA right in the neck." - Colin Cowherd

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

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"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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"I'm high on Juice and ready to stick it in!" Whit Babcock

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"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

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"Eat, Drink and Be Merry, for Tomorrow We Die!" "Geaux Hokies is pronounced GUUH-X" - Andrew Jackson, 1815

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True Hokies STICK IT IN!!!

STICK IT IN Army of Virginia Tech

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"Eat, Drink and Be Merry, for Tomorrow We Die!" "Geaux Hokies is pronounced GUUH-X" - Andrew Jackson, 1815

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True Hokies STICK IT IN!!!

STICK IT IN Army of Virginia Tech

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True Hokies STICK IT IN!!!

STICK IT IN Army of Virginia Tech

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"Eat, Drink and Be Merry, for Tomorrow We Die!" "Geaux Hokies is pronounced GUUH-X" - Andrew Jackson, 1815

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"I'm high on Juice and ready to stick it in!" Whit Babcock

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This is my school
This is home

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This is home

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

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There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city.

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

โ€œWhen life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spiritโ€ David Wilson

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Taylor, looking desperately throws it deep..HAS A MAN OPEN DANNY COALE WITH A CATCH ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE FIVE!!!!....hes still open

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

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This is my school
This is home

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"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

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"Anything easy, ain't worth a damn."- Woody Hayes

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"Anything easy, ain't worth a damn."- Woody Hayes

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"Anything easy, ain't worth a damn."- Woody Hayes

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The Orange and Maroon you see, that's fighting on to victory.

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Druckenmiller the shotgun snap, fakes short, fires it deep into the end zone it is....caught! It is caught for a touchdown by Jermaine Holmes with 47 seconds left!

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"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

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All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was ding a ding, dang my dang a long ling long....

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-What we do is, if we need that extra push, you know what we do? -Put it up to fully dipped? -Fully dipped. Exactly. It's dork magic.

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โ€œYou got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.โ€
โ€• John Madden (describing VT's offense?)

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"Welcome to the Terror Dome." -- Corey Moore

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I told him Iโ€™d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, Iโ€™m sitting in this chair and I told him Iโ€™d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
JC Price

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"They got us field position and then the offense stuck it in." - Frank Beamer

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Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

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"Runs up the hill! Into the Tech student section! Here in Charlottesville!"

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A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

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If you feel the leather in your hand let it rip.

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Coach Fuente and Coach Foster...because you're doubly f***ed

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Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

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Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

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Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Hokie fan | W&M grad

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

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"Our job as coaches is to influence young people's lives for the better in terms of fundamental skills, work ethic, and doing the right thing. Every now and again, a player actually has that effect on the coaching staff." Justin Fuente on Sam Rogers

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These pretzels are making me thirsty.

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I found TKP after two rails from TOTS then walking back to my apartment and re-watching the 2012 Sugar Bowl. I woke up the next day with this username.

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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Maroon helmet with orange gobbler logo is the best helmet.....change my mind.

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What a savings

And there's a chance that things'll get weird
Yeah, that's a possibility

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I told him Iโ€™d crawl on my hands and knees to be the DL coach at Virginia Tech. Now, all of a sudden, Iโ€™m sitting in this chair and I told him Iโ€™d still crawl on my hands and knees to work here. I just want to be here.
JC Price

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To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
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If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

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From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

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To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

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To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank