What we as HOKIES have learned in 2013.

By: pajokie on December 26, 2013, 11:40 AM | 40 comments

Please share what HOKIE wisdom has been bestowed upon you by the calander year 2013.

I shall begin:

There are other players than Eric Green on the basketball team (not a bust)

'Sam working the JUGS again' takes on a whole new meaning.

Casualties in the French foreign legion are called 'Cadavaliers'

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krak_t's picture krak_t | 12 years 7 months #

When out of bourbon, double-shots of vodka helps ease the sense of loss.

pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months # ^

....and most wins

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

VTBlackout's picture VTBlackout
| 12 years 7 months # ^

I learned early to never be out of bourbon

The Dude Abides

The Beard of DeChristopher's picture The Beard of DeChristopher
BEARDS > PEOPLE
| 12 years 7 months #

I bore witness to the birth of a new phrase involving the words "pussy touchdowns."

The future of our football team (and maybe basketball too?) is bright.

Mike London still doesn't know how many timeouts he has.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

vtandy's picture vtandy | 12 years 7 months # ^

HAHA easily the best lesson of the year...had to dig up this one:
PTD

hokieViRUS's picture hokieViRUS | 12 years 7 months #

I learned to be excited over 9 4-star prospects rather than 2 5-star prospects.

That and we are the only college football team in the nation to own an entire state worth of college football and have not one but two home stadiums.

#decadeofdominance

Bigger, Faster, STRONGER...BUILT TO HIT

fernleyhokie's picture fernleyhokie
🌏MAN OF MYSTERY🕵
| 12 years 7 months #

That it's OK to continually beat the shit out of Wah!hoo douchebags in tweed dinner jackets named Blake Blaze. Yes, even for ten straight years.

Also that said douchebags had a countdown to said beatdowns.

pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months # ^

i wonder if they will restart the counter for next year any time soon.

Ironic that the who?'s biggest bust on Tech is the "empty trophy case" ...
meanwhile the Commonwealth Cup hasn't left Blacksburg in a decade!!

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

realhokieryan's picture realhokieryan
| 12 years 7 months # ^

I believe they will start a new countdown, but this time the countdown will not be for one year but 10 years

pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months #

UVA practice squad.....

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

RealDiehl's picture RealDiehl | 12 years 7 months # ^

*Starting lineup

I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months #

I learned that a Horse On A Treadmill is SO MUCH MORE than a horse on a treadmill.

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

vtfly's picture vtfly | 12 years 7 months # ^

I've learned that I don't like pugs.

"We judge ourselves by our intentions and others by their behavior" Stephen M.R. Covey

“When life knocks you down plan to land on your back, because if you can look up, you can get up, if you fall flat on your face it can kill your spirit” David Wilson

pajokie's picture pajokie | 12 years 7 months # ^

Sounds like someone needs a hug...did u say...

Commonwealth Cup Champions since Sat, Nov 27, 2004 at 4:05:00 PM EST

HDubya's picture HDubya | 12 years 7 months # ^

But...

"Go Hokies!" - Thomas Jefferson
@HaydenDubya

Hokie CPA's picture Hokie CPA | 12 years 7 months #

I learned that Virginia Tech's best player may very well be this man...

Cartoons Plural

And when he plays, he makes sure he puts that...
Pussy On The Chain Wax

Virginia Tech would walk right up to you and punch you in the neck. They're just tougher. Cowherd 3:16

kpforthree's picture kpforthree | 12 years 7 months #

Frank Beamer has dance moves, and it's always a great time when they come out.

VTBlackout's picture VTBlackout
| 12 years 7 months # ^

But we've know this for years

The Dude Abides

fernleyhokie's picture fernleyhokie
🌏MAN OF MYSTERY🕵
| 12 years 7 months #

That it's OK to high five a ref but only if you are a Fuller

Leonard's picture Leonard | 12 years 7 months # ^

I love this. Because I would've done it also.

Leonard. Duh.

VTBlackout's picture VTBlackout
| 12 years 7 months # ^

I'm not so sure about that, there is only one guy on the field who can pull this off and that is Fuller 4th.

If James Gayle tries this, he would be ejected for contact with an official. I think the ref saw who it was and thought "Damn, I got to get some dap from a Fuller. SWEET!"

The Dude Abides

fernleyhokie's picture fernleyhokie
🌏MAN OF MYSTERY🕵
| 12 years 7 months # ^

This is correct. And dear lord, imagine if Sam Rogers high-fived someone.. I can only expect that it looks something like this:

VPIhokieME's picture VPIhokieME
'_'
| 12 years 7 months # ^

This is easily one of my favorite .gifs of the season

Onward and upward

VTBlackout's picture VTBlackout
| 12 years 7 months #

I learned to appreciate what we have in LT. He is frustrating at times, brilliant at others, and was a great program representative. When he is gone it will be back to square one with a starting QB, someplace VT fans have been both excited and cautious about.

The Dude Abides

Leonard's picture Leonard | 12 years 7 months #

I learned that #allorangeeverything is evil, and I will lead my armies to all ends of the earth in order to stamp it out of existence.

Leonard. Duh.

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 12 years 7 months # ^

I bet we don't wear it in Bristol.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

TechHokie13's picture TechHokie13 | 12 years 7 months # ^

Are we all just gonna ignore the fact that this guy apparently has multiple armies under his command?

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 12 years 7 months # ^

It's even, we have Sam Rogers.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

DIRTYBIRDS12's picture DIRTYBIRDS12
| 12 years 7 months #

Kendall Fuller- He will be making ACC Offensive Coordinators, Quarterbacks, Receivers, Fans, etc. of opposing teams wet the bed at night in fear for the next 2-3 years. And may even cause a few cases of PTSD due to his wrath. He is their "Sandman".

Exit Light, Enter Night....Go Hokies

HokiesFTW123's picture HokiesFTW123 | 12 years 7 months #

The U isn't back.

In Sam Rogers we trust.

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 12 years 7 months # ^

FSU is.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

VTBlackout's picture VTBlackout
| 12 years 7 months # ^

A Miami dig, love it.

The Dude Abides

krak_t's picture krak_t | 12 years 7 months # ^

That's like saying "I learned that Heather Dinich has some glaring holes in her football IQ".

Or that Sam Rogers is the man Coach London wishes he could be, and Barney Fife is the man Coach London is.

Does it count as "learning" if it's something you should know already?

HokiesFTW123's picture HokiesFTW123 | 12 years 7 months # ^

They were 7-0 at one time and a lot of people (mainly ESPN) were declaring them as back.

In Sam Rogers we trust.

VPIhokieME's picture VPIhokieME
'_'
| 12 years 7 months # ^

and by ESPN you mean HD...amirite?

Onward and upward

papilgee4evaeva's picture papilgee4evaeva | 12 years 7 months # ^

Pretty sure some of the TV personalities were also on board.

However, not all were.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

krak_t's picture krak_t | 12 years 7 months # ^

Never let logic get in the way of a joke or science.

really

Egbert's picture Egbert
BEER
| 12 years 7 months #

I saw Sam Rogers war face. And survived. Control, serious control.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

vtdirk12's picture vtdirk12
| 12 years 7 months # ^

Dude, the only time Sam Rogers has used His war face was to single-handedly stop The Soviet Strike of 1973. Never heard of it? That's why. Nobody sees The Sam Rogers war face and stays in one piece.

Hokieknightfx2's picture Hokieknightfx2 | 12 years 7 months #

I learned that Mama giraffe and her other female counterpart plus $ec$pn articles are the equivalent of 2 girls + 1 cup.

True Hokies STICK IT IN!!!

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