Virginia Tech vs. Virginia Game Time, TV Info, and Open Thread

The Hokies look to salvage what remains of the 2020 season with a victory over in-state rival Virginia.

The Virginia Tech cheerleaders. [Mark Umansky]

Who: Virginia Tech Hokies (4-6, 4-5 ACC) vs. Virginia Cavaliers (5-4, 4-4 ACC)
When: Saturday, December 12, 2020 at 8:00 PM EDT
Where: Blacksburg, Virginia | Lane Stadium
Watch/Listen: ACC Network / Virginia Tech IMG
Spread: Virginia Tech -2.5
Weather: 53Β°F, Partly Cloudy
Series: The Hokies are 58-38-5 all-time against the 'Hoos.
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One last time...

LETS GO!!

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

HOKIES!!!πŸ¦ƒπŸ¦ƒπŸ¦ƒ

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

About time it was done right

And so it begins...

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

I kinda think we will win this one. Don't know why. But it feels good.

Would you like Prys with that?

It's always a good day to beat a Wahoo.

Ending seasons with a win over LOLUVa is a time honored hokie tradition. Here's to reestablishing that tradition for years to come.

Warning: this post occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors)..

LETS FUCKING GO HOKIES BEAT THE ZIMA SIPPING WIMPS

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Onward and upward

Lay the wood. Break some faces. Get the damn cup

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Football school, Women’s basketball school

Anyone have any real info if HH is not starting tonight and why?

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Fuente really likes BB and now that his broken toes are healed he is healthy. Per Fuente himself, the initial benching of HH was for play/ mental mistakes not for any injury.

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Football school, Women’s basketball school

Makes sense, thanks! Let's hope B.B. is ready to ball

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Excellent play the running guy who can't pass again the team we'll have to pass to beat.

We put the K in Kwality

If Fuente stays you can guaranty HH will transfer.

We put the K in Kwality

Pretty sure he's declaring
Just my gut from his bowl acceptance etc

Declaring what? Not going pro right?

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

For the draft. Him Deablo potentially darrisaw as well as Ashby and Justus Reed as well as Jarod Hewitt among some that I believe aren't using the extra year. Some potential transfers as well on top of those names

Let's end this tenure season the right way boys!

Fire Whit.

I got my bourbon and Laze and Burnop on the radio. Hoping I am happy around 11:30 pm tonight. Let's Fucking Go!

HOKIES!!!!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

I might not be awake for any of this game. I'm already so tired and I'm not sure it's worth staying up.

You shouldn't run so much on the treadmill on game days. Jus' sayin'.

At the end of next week, I hope we all are able to say 'well, at least Fuente got the Cup back before he was fired'

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Really need this. Being stuck in the guest room for a over a week is really taking it's toll, really need something good to happen.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Luther Maddy is the VT broadcast sideline reporter tonight. Talking about energy on the sideline.

That team meeting room where they did the pre game interview is looking good.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Justin Fuente looks like he's finished in that pre-game interview. I do feel bad for the guy; I don't hate him at all.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Totally agree.... his eyes looked empty and he appeared to be a man with no soul left. I hope that when we part ways he is able to recover and enjoy a successful career elsewhere.

He already looked defeated. I don't know who our Mox and Lance Harbor are, but we may need to find them and pull the ol' Coach Kilmer Fuente sack.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Let's freaking go!!!

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

Freaking HOKIES!!!!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Did they really just say UVA was avenging a loss to VT in 2019 and not the other way around, or did I just mishear them?

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

That is exactly what they said

Now we just got a field goal from Brian "Jordan". ACCN really bringing their A game.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Get the cup
back!

Time to get this cup back.

They got Trey involved early. Good move
Followed up with a very good run by KH

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Nice run by Herbert to get that 1st down and more!

Juice Herbert?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Ok. Does he have a nickname I don't know about?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

They've been calling him Juice all season long

Ok somehow my wife and I have missed that.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Qb draw on second and long!

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

I was expecting one on third too.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

That was a shitty holding call. He didn't prevent any kind of lateral movement whatsoever. squared up the whole time.

Yeah... awful call no doubt

Is coronavirus over yet?

Absolute bullshit. It's not a holding just because the defender spins... I dunno what the hell that was all about

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Football school, Women’s basketball school

Fuente Era Series Finale. Let's end it with getting that cup back!

LETS GO!!

Brian Jordan!!!

Man these broadcasts suck so bad

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

We have damn near zero ability to stretch the field vertically

Uva sideline is way too amped up early on. That could backfire in a bad way if we are able to go up a few scores real quick.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Good start. Bs holding... you can call that any play

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Patented Cornelson stall once inside scoring range.

Uh, the holding call stalled us and put us way behind the sticks. The playcall on that play was actually a good one, and the next play which was a QB power was going against 8 in the secondary, so actually another good call.

Great kick, Brian 'Jordan'!!

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Are we playing we have to drink on spurted commercials?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I'm drinking for geico in DC

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

I'm tired and a little buzzed already, but that spurdle didn't have 3 cameras on the back last time right?

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

Spin Power frustrated dad wearing a Wahoo tie. πŸ˜‚

Opening drive gets points. I certainly wanted 7 but getting points on every drive is important.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

That spin power thing looks like more of a hassle than a regular power strip

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

BUT WAIT!

There's more!!

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

The refs did not call holding on that blatant hold

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

If you're going to call the hold on us, there were about 3 on that play that could have been called

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Great timing on the tackle by deablo.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Need to keep contain on Armstrong.

False start 69 on that 3rd

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Sigh, typical defense can't quite stop anybody.

UVA is getting away with a lot of holding.

Meanwhile we get called for holding for a form block while UVAh defender spins

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Does anyone else find the players wearing orange long sleeves incredibly visually distracting????????????????????????????????????

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Now I do

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Thank you very much for pointing that out. I will now.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

... I like them

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

Defense already looks confused.

Will

Lol. Bronco is just going to get weird as hell and run the most unorthodox plays. Meanwhile we will let him do it. Lack of physicality in the front 7. Plus soft ass secondary coverage.

soft coverage is going to kill us

Ah yes. Playing 10 yards off every receiver.

Fire Whit.

Man strong key plays

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

ALright 3rd and 10 - need to hold em here.

ANd this aged like milk.

The difference in us vs our opponents, our opponents have drives. We rely on Herbert to bust out for big plays.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Welp our defense can't handle a well coached offense

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

So you're saying we should avoid Tony Elliot?
/s

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

The short passing game seems to be working for uva

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

if there is one team in the country that I would actually want to have 3rd down against its VT. My goodness our 3rd down defense has to be the worst in the country

Onward and upward

Someone, anyone let's summon the strength of hokie defense past

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

2 third and long and 2 passes for first downs. About par for the season.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

No one gives up 3rd and long like the Hokies

Is coronavirus over yet?

Like 3-4 times on a single series no less

Secondary allowing easy first down conversions. It's going to be a long night.

I don't get it. If you have just one man in your zone, play him tight and try and disrupt the catch

Free Hugh

pitiful pass coverage.

Kemp IV. Has there ever been a more UVA name?

Offense is going to have to score a ton of points tonight.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Said every game we've played this year!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I feel hopeless watching this defense on 3rd down

Come on defense

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

Trading FG for TD won't win the game.

10 yard buffers on almost every play

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

Their route running is so much better than ours. Like night and day better.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I'm not liking the body language the Hokies TBH....I'm afraid this could get ugly early

Onward and upward

Agreed. And it was talked about earlier in this thread, but Fuente looked like an empty shell in that pre game interview. All around a bad combo.

Agree on Fuente. He looks completely over it.

Well touche Fuente. We are totally over you.

body language was horrible after that one. almost like they already gave up.

It was awful. On their blitzes they just jogged.

Ugh - not a great start for the D. They didn't even come close to stopping loluva.

I'm getting pitt game flashbacks but without the early defensive stops

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Can Bud Foster call in with some tips?

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

Sure... you want to see their qb run for 300yards. /s kind of

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Why did I watch? Oh yeah, want to see if the team can respond at all. Okay, lots of time left, but we need a lot of points.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Our secondary is playing way off and that was a cake walk for uva we play so afraid of the big play we make no plays on defense and I can't stand it

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Playing so far off has been a liability all season and J-Ham hasn't tried to adjust

That drive looked like a parents vs. kids game. Specifically, when the parents act like they are trying, but obviously let the kids go down the field and score.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

We've long complained that the team doesn't have an identity under Justin Fuente.

That is false, they absolutely do. They reflect his emotionless, deer-in-the-headlights demeanor perfectly as they lose lifelessly against every opponent they face.

Oof.

Can't even be mad at you for simply making objective observations though.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

We suck in zone. Man-free Ham!

We played tight outside coverage against clemson and only got burned once. Why on earth are we bit trying it against significantly worse athletes?

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Fuente throwing this game as a last FU on his way out of town? He probably feels like it's the fans' fault he's getting fired...

Onward and upward

I hope not

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

I'm telling you, we need the Coach Kilmer special from our guys.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

I seriously don't understand the 12 yard cushion on 3rd and 10.

Is coronavirus over yet?

I just don't get it. Not like we're getting beat long. They need 9, we play 12 off. They need 12, we play 15 off. Easy math.

We put the K in Kwality

For every great tackle we make, there are 25 whiffs!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Prevent defense in the first quarter? Bold strategy.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

It's the bend-but. -don't-break...but-then-break defense.

We put the K in Kwality

If uva goes up by 10 we don't have the character to bring it back, at least from what we have seen this year. We are a soft team. We wilt when challenged.

This is a very important offensive series

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Just looking purely at energy of the two teams, it's clear which team this game means more to

I'm starting to think that I'm going to need an OctaSmart plus to sleep tonight

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You have a fake QB run and only throw a 5 yard pass that has momentum back to the line of scrimmage.

What the hell are we doing

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

UVA being what Fuente wants to be HARD - SMART - TOUGH

Is coronavirus over yet?

Jackson leading with the crown of his helmet there but nothing to see here

Rob Peterson
VTCC
Charlie/Hotel Company
Class of 1999

I think I've become convinced that if BB had gotten his waiver Hooker would have never seen the field

god, I never thought in a million years that VT football would be softer than UVA.

This team is so soft. Low key, coach I'm most looking forward to being gone is Hilgart. Don't give a shit about beach bodies when you can't tackle and aren't physical.

BB needs to use the short pass to open the game for Juice

Not in the playbook.

We put the K in Kwality

Fuente said in the pregame when asked how important the game was he responded "it's important" no you idiot, it's EVERYTHING ITS UVA. Team perfectly reflecting the demeanor of the coach this quarter

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

He was asked about how important it was to get the Cup back and he literally dodged the question

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Why did that screen not have a safety valve alternate?

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Ask Corn!

corn is getting worked and BB is bailing him out currently

They basically just called out TJ Jackson for breaking Braxton's foot because there aren't any other 380lb OL lol

It did. Both were covered.

it's a real shame we can't throw the ball. UVAs pass defense is vulnerable and we just won't be able to take advantage. That just might be the reason we lose this game

Onward and upward

That's the most damning aspect of this coaching staff. We don't have one single qb who can throw. Not one. And they've been coached by Fuente for a combined 9 or 10 years.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

That was a generous spot, but I'll take it.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Some home team spots by the refs, but I'll take it.

We've been screwed by it all season long. About time we got one our way.

Would call it a makeup call doesn't even come close to making up for that hold on CD

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Burmeister didn't need to abandon the pocket on that play. They had no pass rush.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

ME: "Where are you going the pocket is fine?!?!"

Special play designed by the QB whisperer.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

braxton is not a 100%. looks like a little limp in his step.

Would love to see BB climb up into the pocket where the field is open

Is coronavirus over yet?

Instead of always running 90Β° to our bench before throwing it away?

Free Hugh

Is Hendon good for tonight?

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

PASS INTERFERENCE!!

He just hit turner in the face on the long pass attempt.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Bad decision by BB on that throw to Tre.

Passing game of a little league team

Will

Holstein has motivation.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I want what he's drinking

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

I think its milk.

Great block by Herbert on that pass to Hoge.

BB has done well so far. He has rolled out effectively and thrown the ball away rather than making too risky a throw.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

The wife was excited by this commercial, she thought it was a spurtle commercial so she would have to drink.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Okay, now key the bone headed penalty, IT, or coaching snafu to sabotage the drive.

Every passing play is a rollout to the right. Literally every throw has been made on the run. Even when there is no pass rush to be seen.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

That may be what BB is most comfortable with. It may also be setting something up for later.

I'm so far behind with HULU. How was the arm straight out shoving Tre not PI?

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Fuente called a timeout before the play to attempt to freeze their defense. /s

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

For the same reason the facemask wasn't called on Herbert's run. Because ACC refs suck.

BUT THERES EVEN MORE

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

UVA chanting and jumping on the sideline on 3rd down to try and create some game atmosphere might be the most UVA thing ever. So. Lame.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

I disagree. Why is being excited about your team and the game lame? You seem like a crossed arms, dead emotionless eyes kinda guy. Shouldn't you be busy coaching, Fu?

Free Hugh

I don't always agree with tjbhokie but I do here....how many of us have complained about the lack of excitement on our sidelines? Giving UVA crap for it is lame.

Onward and upward

Where did our strong O-line go?

Fu spoke to them

We put the K in Kwality

I hope Hodge comes back next year. Feel like he got cheated this year by being so under utilized.

We put the K in Kwality

Probably a better drinking game Egbert is for 3rd and draws

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

I sure hope Holston is playing b/c Herbert is hurt. I mean, giving him a couple touches if fine...

And in classic Corny fashion he has three runs in a row. Long run. Terribly called and blocked short yardage gain for first down. Immediate handoff with 14 defenders in the backfield for a big loss.

We put the K in Kwality

BIG PLAY TRE! TD!!

Big call on the facemask. Herbert back in hopefully to blast into the endzone.

I'll say it now. 4 down territory here.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Thankfully, not needed.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Nah, 2 down territory. Great run by Tre!

Funny enough I've told myself if we didn't score on second down we wouldn't. Corny gets so locked up on 3rd he panics. Then 4th is a disaster.

We put the K in Kwality

POSITIVE JET SWEEP

Fire Whit.

Now time for a stop on D

Missed those jet sweeps baby!

Jet sweep for the TD.

Oh my.

The ole jet sweep

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Jet sweep by Trey for a score! We have not seen a lot of jet sweeps recently

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

That's cuz everybody hates them.

Did you hate that one?

Good news! Their defense sucks too.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Wow. What great versatility shown there. Jet sweep...who'd a thunk it?

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Good answer.

Need the defense to show something this series

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Sick extra point from Brian Jordan

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Wasn't he an outfielder for the Braves?

He also played for the Falcons. He was a dual sport pro guy

Defensive coaches just had 8 minutes to adjust....

Please?

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

JHam plz

Nice long drive to not only get the lead back but give the defense some rest.

D should be rested now. Let's hope Ham adjusted with the 10 mins+ break.

They were rested before the first series of the game. Nice drive by BB and the offense. Need some D to step up.

Wow the announcer just said we switched up our offense with a jet sweep. Good research there.......

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They have been horrible from the beginning.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I may have miss heard but at the start of the broadcast I was pretty sure they said we handed them a crushing loss to finish the 2019 season. Ummm, what?

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

I muted tv and turned on burnop and laazer... wish I had started that way

17 plays...wow!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Give me jet sweeps or give me death

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

JET SWEEP TD!!!!

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Hurrycane: so you can get to walking slow faster

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

this is random AF and I LOVE it

Onward and upward

We decided to drink to that one once the wife worked out the name thing.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I resemble that remark!

I seldom speak to loluva grads, but when I do, I tell them I want large fries.

Gotta love loluva cheap shotting Dax and no call.

Living in their heads rent free

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Corn actually using Holston as a change up from Herbert instead of trying Blackshear at tailback. He finally figured it out. I guess better late than never.

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Football school, Women’s basketball school

Maybe Corn signed up for TKP since last weekend!

Nick Saban trying to be silly and funny on Geico commercial feels icky.

We put the K in Kwality

I honestly hope there's a duck statue somewhere on Alabama's campus

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

You mean Aflac? He's not with GEICO

Jet sweep life!

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Watching on YTTV is an endless loop of ACC and UVa commercials

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Better than the bell and Howard loop

Free Hugh

Don't forget about Nuts.com

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Those jet sweeps will get after ya

Anybody know where I can buy nuts?!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

we need to get pressure on Armstrong in the backfield

Good Stop, D

Holy shit. 3 and out. Is that our fist one this year?

We put the K in Kwality

Never mind. We ducked it up.

We put the K in Kwality

oh my god what the hell

95 guys dressed out and no one can catch a punt. Great coaching.

We put the K in Kwality

If no one can catch it. Put 11 on the linens block every one.

We put the K in Kwality

A defensive stop ... followed by a special team fail UGH

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Blown punt

Shibest is the fucking worst

Shiworst?

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Football school, Women’s basketball school

Lol

That's on coaching

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

AND THIS IS WHY WE SHOULDNT USE TIGHT ENDS TO RETURN PUNTS

Why we shouldn't have coaches named Fuente.

Fire shibest

Free Hugh

Sheesh... 5 years in and we still can't field a punt

Is coronavirus over yet?

unbelievable

our special teams are so poorly coached it's ridiculous

our team is so poorly coached it's ridiculous

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Wtf was that

wow....our defense finally gets a stop and then we do that. That is VT football in a nutshell

Onward and upward

Preach. Ugh.

What the fuck man...punt returns have been horrible. Shibest isn't earning his check this year

Paid way too much too

Free Hugh

😭😭😭😭

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

int time

WHY THE HELL IS OUR TE RETURNING PUNTS?

Wow, does this game feel like a rerun or what?

The LewDew, Professional Golf Bum

Fuck! Another reason for a coaching change!

Will

Shibest - please see yourself out

Worse than Corn, no doubt.

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Special fucking teams have been something special this year

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

The TE is returning punts because everyone else sucked, too, Tim

Has nothing to do with COVID. we don't know how to coach special teams anymore

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

If having a 240 lb TE playing punt return doesn't get Shibest fired I'm not sure what else will. Can't wait for him to be gone along with Fuente

WR was open! Thank goodness he can't throw.

We put the K in Kwality

That really does sum up a lot of the team this year.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Lucked our ass out on that one.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Man - when our D does something worth a damn I'm going to give them props. And yes, they just stopped em' twice. Props.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Saved by the bad FG attempt

Just like we planned.

Fire Whit.

How in the fucking hell can we not have someone who can field a fucking punt by the last game of the season? Really?

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

D seems to have found some answers. Two 3 and outs.

And a miss - better lucky than good.

wow we got bailed out by our D + the missed FG

Thank god their special teams is special too

We must be leading the country in muffed punts. Thank God they can't kick the ball.

Can't blame Mitchell when he should never be returning a punt in the first place. It's just another complete failure of these coaches that they can't get a single WR, RB, or DB to reliably return punts.

And somehow it doesn't hurt us on the scoreboard.

Wow

Need a TD on this drive. Take the wind out of their sails

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

that missed fg makes up for the muffed punt I guess...we're lucky tho

Onward and upward

I wanna be a "real sock scientist"

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

LOL! This game is hilariously bad. Add ACCN on top and we're at the pinnacle of lameness.

Good stand by the D and a missed FG. That's so Wahoo.

A second stop by the defense, FAM!
Followed by a missed FG attempt by uva. We have held the lead, guys. Go HOKIES!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Dodged a bullet from the scoreboard perspective there...

It also really bothered me that Shibest wasn't even over talking to Mitchell coaching him up after. Just other players and maybe that was Lecht.

Alright, D. Nice stop after the muffed punt and then the missed FG. Now #LFG!

Oh man. New infomercial alert!

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

My feet are cold

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That was the first missed FG against us this year!

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Glad the coaches let the def down again by continuing to have a TE return punts.

At least UVAs play calling looks about as creative as ours.

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

TEs fielding punts is totally normal right?

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
β€œI served in the United States Navy"

That looked so much like a Rogers wheel route, I was having flash backs.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Rogers would have scored twice. And kicked the XP.

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And then returned a punt

That he kicked.

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Back to No O-line , ugh

To be fair, that was only the 2nd worst fielded punt I saw today. Army guy trying to field one in that ridiculous fog was #1.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

It's about goddamn time we ran the pop pass

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Been setting it up for 10 games!

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To be fair, Corn has actually called a good game so far.

We need to use the jet sweep, with a reverse.

Big Brain Brad is setting up for that I'm sure (only a little /s)

BB keeps there and I think he runs for awhile!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Jet sweep

Everybody drink

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

They are bringing a defender up into the box exactly where we are going (jet sweep). Need to audible out.

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Corny doesn't know what this word audible you speak of is.

Or even planning an option for BB on pass plays. It's 1 receiver, one route...all or nothing.

11 was open but the online was a sieve that play.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Telegraphed the heck out of that sweep

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

UVA knows exactly what Corny is doing right now.

Is coronavirus over yet?

To be fair every person watching the game does to.

...well except one...

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Ehhh we had the nice pass to Mitchell.

I'm giving Corn a little benefit of the doubt here that he's going to "throw away" a couple jet sweeps for no gain only to add in a reverse to Robinson and some other trickery

Or maybe I'm giving him too much credit

He's setting them up. Wait for all the qb runs after the half. I like it with the lead

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Brian F'n Jordon!!!!

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Not picking up blitzes

Free Hugh

I didn't mean it seriously when I suggested we stay out of the red zone and let Johnson nuke them from orbit.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Has Corny hit is jet sweep quota for tonight or no?

He's got 3-4 years of contract term worth to still get out. So about 230 more.

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Another FG for Johnson!

'Jordan' (allegedly)

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

It might be crazy but we need some pass plays against one of the worst pass defenses in the country. That might be why they are blitzing like crazy.

Would love it if we could keep a QB in the pocket and hit some crossing patterns here. Some guy named French kinda hinted at that.

Jordan may be our top scorer tonight. The name fits.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Again, we got points off of drive, that is a positive.. I hope these three points off a drive don't come back and haunt us.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Any word on hooker?

Laze and Burnop indicated he was available in pregame. BB is probably a better option in the running game.

I want a cool Virginia based accn promo πŸ₯Ί

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Proud of our kicker - bravo big man. We need every point we can get!

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Why are they playing the stand up and shout song? There's no crowd.

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I don't ever love speed sweeps on the 3-4 even though we got one to work. Always felt like the LB corp has the advantage

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Every view of Fuente has him standing on the sideline staring into nothing completely uninvolved.

He's trying to figure out why that cardboard cutout of Beamer isn't moving.

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It's been 5 years. Notre Dame is like the only game I've seen him care about

Free Hugh

Syracuse scored 101 points!!?!!!

No, wait that's basketball.

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Really? Was that BB?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Deablo with the big stick on the screen!

Think our sideline isn't jacked?!

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No only the loluva sideline brought their own energy...Tim said so!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Does fuente not wearing a white vt hat mean something?

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Yes. That he doesn't want to wear a hat.

lol you just gonna troll this whole thread?

Onward and upward

Cant say anything about the play, but Taylor is wearing the threads well tonight.

Seems like the D woke up

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Another stop! D is stiffening.

Giggity

Um, phrasing!

Please score a TD before the half 🀞🀞

A TE returning punts is just god aweful dumb.

JUUUICEEEEEE

YALL WE CAUGHT A PUNT BEAMERBALL HAS RETURNED

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Is it just me or did we stop seeing spurtle ads when we started losing? Did Lucinda abandon us?

TD drive here would be huge.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Someone better buy me a beer 🍻

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Fuente has the demeanor of a coach who knows this is his last game

Even when asked about how important the Cup was, he dodged the question, said nothing about the program and only spoke of the seniors and their last game. Sounds like he knows it's over.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

If the Hokies cover the bet I placed on them (-4.5), I'm going to lose 30 lbs.

JUICE IS LOOSE! TD

BOOM

Untouched

HERBERT

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

As he said, "The Juice is loose!"

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Holy Fuck - Juice!

Clean Mountain AIR!

YES YES YES

Online showed up for that play.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Juice! Showing the wheels off

Herbert has been a great addition... and yes, CJF got him.

The Juice is loose!

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

BIG PLAY BERT UNTOUCHED TO THE HOUSE

Juice

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

My fat ass could've ran through that hole.

Pretty sure they would've caught me though.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

BOOOOOM

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Fuck em, why cause we hate em!!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Herbert for the Heisman

If the good guys win, we need giftory of that fan going up the bleachers to hug his bros

I love it when Herbert splits the safeties and leaves them in his dust.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Herbert pls

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Was that Mitchell kicking that?

Fuck yes!!!!!

We are approaching kill shot territory. Need a defensive stop here

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

lol, and we kick it outta bounds...of course

Onward and upward

JUICE HERBERT IS A FREAKING BEAST!!!!

One of the saddest things about this season is he'll never get to experience Lane stadium for real.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Kick out of bounds? Who else wants to draw and quarter the special teams coach?

I'll second that.

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I am pretty sure Shibest didn't say to Romo - "Kick it outa bounds here, its the smart play."

Don't bring logic into this.

Trick play. They'll never see it coming.

...was supposed to be an insides kick. He just nailed it.

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Fuente and Corn, do not go into a f-ing shell and get ultra timid in the second half!!!!!

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Just feed Juice

I hope we can score in the second half....we'll need to

Onward and upward

That's how you beat the 3-4 with their best nose tackle out

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Great hit Diablo

Lil hint of DBU there

Ian Book Easter egg

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Diablo being a demon!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Need a stop here on 3rd and 4.

And Deablo delivers!

Giftory shot there.

I like you're thinking!

Clock. Management.

We've already gone into don't lose mode.

Wrong reply. Didn't age well

He BOOMED him

Deablo just hit sticked the bitch

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Herbert has 114 yards on 2 runs!

His other 7....11 yards.

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Let's see if Fu goes for blood here

86 yard run for Herbert incoming

TD drive here would be huge.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Alright bitches. I want a keg.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

That hit was excruciatingly violent and entertainingly sadistic

I loved it

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Defense is playing with attitude. Great stop, now go for the kill. Another rd before half.

Looks like our clock management is on par...

Is coronavirus over yet?

Oh come on this drive so far is a buzzkill

Add those point! TD!! Now let's break their will

Hell yes!!!

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Yes yes yes

Kill shot!

Corny saved by the players making plays!!!!

Also, how did I not notice earlier that we're proudly wearing #AME?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Robinson!!!! Go hokies, break the hoos before half.

KICK THEIR ASS, SEABASS

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

GIVE US THAT DAMN CUP BACK

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

BB is wide open on the keep.

We put the K in Kwality

Wow ! Well done HOKIES! We have had some big plays in this game. I want more!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Fucking right Tavion!

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

dagger

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

that was exactly what we needed!

Onward and upward

TD Tayvion! Suck it clock management!

#53 is hopped up.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

See what happens when you are not a pussy and actually go for it and try to score?

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

**background noise of Fuente furiously scribbling notes**

...and the QB gets a pocket to through throw from...

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and doesnt leave a pocket with no pressure

Danny is always open

Blood is in the water. Do not let up

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

I wish we could just forgo halftime - we have all the momentum right now.

Stop
the
count

Bitches!!!!!

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I dont know what to do with my hands!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Alcoholic beverage?

Ok...i dont know what to do with my free hand....

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Alcoholic beverage?

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Give Myrtle your spurtle?

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Peace 7?

J/k

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Victory 7

This is going to be great for the ACC.

OMG, everyone knows you do it like this./s

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

TMFR

Our band plays behind the visiting teams bench?

And you never played us in Blacksburg in December. The Marshall fame was the first December home game in like 40 years.

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Yeah, kind of an idiot. We must have given him to many concussions.

They did when Hassleback played

I wish we had a full house there cheering

Scared money don't make money

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Poor clock management by uva there

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

#FuenteExtension

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

That's some Fuente level clock management by Bronco

The ghost of London strikes

He studied the timecop playbook

The ghost of coaches past haunts bronco

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Thats some fuente clock management right there....

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

We've scored the same amount this half than we did in our prior 10 quarters.

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Wait.....bad clock management by the OTHER team?

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Shades of Time Cop there.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Chill y'all, we're just scoring all the points this half because BooHoos will make adjustments and our offense will fall flat second half

*ducks*

Unfortunately, I fully expect us to crawl into a shell and try to not lose on offense (i.e., do nothing) in the second half and rely on the defense. Hope that even Fuente and Corn are not that dense, but don't know.

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Bronco trying to out do Fuente with the clock mismanagement.

The ghost of Mike London...

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

I approve of this 1st half.

WHIP THEIR FUCKING ASS

I hope it's 62-0!!!

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LOLUVA figures out the negative 7 point play!

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Not going to lie - I hate that it didn't work out for Fu and we are in this spot. I appreciate the effort this team is giving tonight and hope we bring home the cup. I hope he moves on to a gig back in the Texas/OK area and I hope we ride the Tony Pony into the next golden era of VT football.

Fu goes to OU after Riley goes pro.

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Texas and Herman approves this scenario

They'd probably fund it.

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Don't think Fu would even get an interview there. He had a bad experience, and I don't think they would take someone who doesn't prioritize recruiting. I see him at a TCU type program.

Great first half. The D found some answers after getting rolled in the first drive and Bradburn has not had to punt yet.

Is anyone else scared shitless that we're about to run their ass off the field and it'll be JUST enough to keep Fuente around another year? πŸ˜…

Run their ass off the field and let Tony Elliott polish the Cup.

The decision, one way or the other has already been made. Whit has enough info on this season to fire Fu or decide that with all the other stuff going on, he gets a pass.

No. I think fat lady is still warming her pipes.

Nope.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Don't think so. Don't have any info, just a feeling that the decision has already been made. If Fuente stays, he was probably staying even if we lose 100-3. If he goes, he was already gone even if we win this game, get into a bowl game, the game is actually played, and we win that game, think he is still gone. Who knows? We will probably never know for sure.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Nothing is more important than wrecking UVA.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

Burbrackster?

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A type of German food

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Sounds delicious...and may cause IBS.

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That was funny!
Oh and who is Ty Eller? Lol
(Tyjuan Garbutt)

Hokie Love!

I wish these fuckers would have given me a heads up that they would be kicking so much ass tonight, i definitely would have curtailed my pre-gaming, all these pushups drunk is hard at my age...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
β€œI served in the United States Navy"

In my mind I'm faster than Herbert.

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Yeah but the first time you were hit you'd be in a coma.

Might have already happened. I don't remember.

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LOL

same

I thought something similar last year; wanted to see what my 100 time was compared to U. Bolt. 3/4 of the way through, I blew up my hamstring. My wife and kids were rolling on the ground laughing at me. #justsayno

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

You, sir, have a great imagination.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Weird halftime interview with Fuente. Seems sad. Genuinely feel bad for him. Wish things worked out better. Wish him the best in the future. Hopefully he goes out with a bang

Free Hugh

To me he looks terrified. Just afraid of saying the wrong thing...so he talks in circles.

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He came across as....disinterested? Disconnected?

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Said earlier he had 40 Covid tests. If they were all PCR tests his brain might be tired of being poked.

My brain is tired from watching his coaching.

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If we blow the Hoos away Fu stays, calling it now.

*Not saying I agree..but that's what I think happens

This game has nothing to do with it. Only effect would be a blowout, lifeless loss (would push the BOV decision). Whit plays things close to the vest and is very methodical. No way he's making this decision based on the last game.

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Yeah but don't underestimate the power of bringing back the cup in a rout...we'll see I guess

It probably depends on if we can find someone better and the recruiting class.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

As much as I think it's time to replace Fu, I could never root for us to not blow out UVA.

Took the the trash talking from UVAh players for our team to finally play the best first half that I can remember since the season opener

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Doesn't make up for the last half of the season, the shit recruiting, and inability to develop kids.

In my mind i'm taller than Herbert.......oh wait.....i AM taller than Herbert. HEY SHORTY....MAKE MOAR TOUCHDOWNS!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Yeah. Grow! What's wrong with you...baby body boy.

(Don't tell him I said that)

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Hopefully we keep the pedal to the medal and curbstomp them in the second half. If Fuente is out may as well go out with a bang!

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
β€œI served in the United States Navy"

Tac Shaver works underwater, FYI.

That TacShaver guy shaving in the thunderstorm seems like he's seen some shit, and he's not okay.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

My wife's thought is always, "Where do we have an active military presence in the jungle right now?"

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

That dude has serial killer eyes.

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Why does he say "I never shave" when clearly he has 1-week stubble?

Just no credibility

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I said this a few weeks back....if he never shaves, wouldn't he look like methuselah?

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Anyone else giggle everything they say NUTS (...dot com)?

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Savvy snackers

we already have everything we could need in Christ.

Miami sucks. We should kill them.

Wait...

We put the K in Kwality

But they bak!

So much for that being a quality loss to a top 10 team

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Still a moral victory though. /s

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Thanks Miami for fucking up with me taking you today in the TKP Pick six while i was tied for first place.... Dicks.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Shoulda known better.

On a positive note, I have thoroughly enjoyed watching KH have and incredible year running the ball so well, often right between the tackles. That has been sorely missing for a decade.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Amen!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

If we had a better record, he'd be getting some Heisman consideration.

Yet, he'll wind up 2nd team All ACC, behind Carter and/or Williams and Etienne because Carolina and Clemson.

Going out on a limb. The first 2 drives of the second half will define things. If UVa goes right down the field and scores a TD and we do not score in our first drive, this will be another fold up and die by a Fuente team. If the score differential is the same or better as it is now after the first 2 drives, think we are in a really good position.

Better sign off soon as I've had enough brandy that I'll start trying in dumber things than I normally do.

Go Hokies!

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D performed well

But then fake punt worked.

We put the K in Kwality

Then held to another three and out (2 in one series...that's got to be a record)

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One day copper fit are gonna sell a onesie

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Barno is back

Note: Barno is fast

Did UVA hire Cornelsen this week as a consultant?

Nice sack on second down. Good time to get another stop!

Great start by the D. Let's go score some more points

Welp

That made no sense. 3rd and long should be an easy conversion (sigh).

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Shit!

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Damn you Shibest

Yep. A stop there and a score on the short field would have probably ended the game.

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Where is Reed on defense?

Gave up the fake - damnit!

That's why Deablo moved from WR.

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It looks like JHam has dialed up the pressure.

3rd and 10 time for another stop!

I think you take the hold. 2nd and 21 is better then 3rd and 11

And our special teams muffs again. Defense is still fired up.

defense has really stood up tall since that first drive. Proud of that unit

Onward and upward

Deablo has been πŸ”₯. Man among boys out there.

Wonder if he sticks around for the extra year of eligibility or tries his hand at the draft?

Good question. Seems to be a mid to late round projection. Probably depends on the....coaching situation?

HOLY SHIT!!!! Spurtle in da HOUSE!!!!!

Spurtle social.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Drink

Like I need another excuse.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

OH NO! Spurtles are back.

Where has this defense been all season? Playing with some life, some energy!

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Maybe that Covid excuse has been a real thing all along! πŸ€”

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

No.

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Spurtle sighting. We will win!!!

Hear me out, uva will let us roll them to try and save fuentes job for him

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Jokes on them

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Great way to open the half (fake punt not withstanding). The pass rush looks possessed. Tapp and Teerlink musta got after em in the locker room.

Did they have tuna salad in the 16th century when they invented the Spurtle? Seems fishy.

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Not worth de-baiting

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

What are you salmon?

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Mayo wasn't invented until Napoleon was emperor of France so, it wouldn't have been possible.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

#spurtle

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Haven't been able to enjoy a spurtle commercial in peace since the NC State game... ahhhh

No the spurtle!

Will

Forced two 3 and outs on that drive

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

BB has got to sell the handoff and keep. He's got 50 yards of open field.

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Not gonna lie...on YouTubeTv...I have no fucking idea what the spurtle craze is.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Laze and Burnop have not mention Spurtle once, either.

If you don't know, you wouldn't understand.

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But I sure as shit can recite that entire ACC commercial by now

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

LOLUVA assistant coaches need to move the fuck out of the way after plays on their sidelines. Move clowns!

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I NEED A SPURTLE

Well, spank me with a Spurtle.

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If you act now, you'll get not one, but two.

did we just run it from under center? What is going on???

Onward and upward

Did we just take a snap from under center? What's next? I-formation???

Fullback dive

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

TD here would be huge!

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

That stiff arm by Holston!

If we win this, Holston's stiff-arm there should become a GIF.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

UVA is susceptible to the stiff-arm.

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Wow! Mitchell damn son

What a catch by Mitchel!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Loved that stiff arm.

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The donut dunks the defender for 11 yards!

BIG STONE GAP BITCHES

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Mitchell what a catch!

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Steeeef arm

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BB balling out tonight

Where is Blackshear? I'm not arguing with it. He is our 3rd string clearly. but haven't seen him at all.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

He's been out there, just not in the backfield.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Playing the role that he should be finally

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Been in on a few plays (notably the screen pass BB threw in the dirt...cause it was blown up). He should be in the slot. Or getting the ball in space. Well put that in next year.

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We are great at ruining a good drive with a terrible trick play.

Yea, seemed to be another brainless call. We were smashing them playing straight up. No reason for the cute stuff.

Another nice pass and catch by Mitchell.

Riding around on a scooter does not make you look like a tough football player.

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Corny can't help himself with the stupid cute crap.

But it worked once. Three years ago. Against an FBS team.

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We were having to much fun getting the ball to our playmakers and playing to their strengths

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If a play has more moving pieces, it's clearly a winner
-Cornelson

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I'm impressed by the way our offense seems more in sync when huddling. No more standing at the line for 20 seconds looking at the sideline!

Also doesn't allow the defense to see our formation for ages pre snap

Another drive where we score points. I like it; I LIKE IT!

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I think that's the first point we scored in the second half since Miami.

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It is

We scored points in the second half!

Another FG. Disappointed we couldn't get a TD but we have extended the lead after two possessions in the second half. If the D keeps it up - it will be a fun second half.

Kicker for MVP. That was big. Up by > 3 TDs.

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Technically just three scores (8, 8, 7).

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Crap. They just got one of them.

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We killed clock and scored points...I can live with it

UVA pass defense = bad. Maybe if you don't run the ball on 2nd and 17 then you might have a 1st after 3rd. Same ole from Corn/Fu. I love BJ FGs but come on.

I love BJ

I'm assuming you're a dude

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Keep getting the points. Touch down or field goal. Just no punts.

Please don't kick me out of the group, but I actually think the Nuts.com offerings sound really good.

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Love this Brian Jordan guy

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

They have got to throw a flag in UVA. They've literally been kicking us as the get out of the pile.

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Instead they throw on us.

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I saw one of their players throw an elbow.

Just checking in on the firing of Fuente - I know this game doesn't really change anything - but it seems as though reading this website, his firing is a done deal - is there any truth at all to that? Any sauces? I read all about Clemson's TE from the JUGS post etc... but is this just some one-sided echo chamber?

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

No sauces, it's just what they guys want.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

That was a dumb penalty

No need to get involved after the play with the score like this

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

UVA has been cheap shorting all game. Probably getting tired of it.

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45 was piggybacked on the UVA guy for a real long time. Stupid

Gotta be a BS call on that unsportsmanlike conduct.

He just said #69 weighs 105lb.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Sounds about right

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Deablo is giving out some shots tonight

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Taylor just stopped and let Simpson come at him. It wasn't a breakdown to stop a cut. He just stopped.

Barno is fast.

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So many missed sacks this season...

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Barno reminds me a little of Snowden. I hope he can get stronger at the point of attack. but his closing speed and length is very impressive.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

CC needs an INT. He's been so close several times.

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I'm kind of surprised that UVA isn't throwing fades to their 6'7" freshman.

Have we given up on defense, allowing them unlimited time to pass, and no coverage?

But we're also not blitzing.

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We play so soft late in games. This isn't surprising

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Maybe JHam did learn from bud. He's running the rush 3 drop 8 into soft zone defense we saw a bunch last year

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

I'm proud to announce that this comment aged poorly.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Ugh - D couldn't get it done on that possession. Need an answer on offense.

Game ain't over yet, guys.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Defense was to soft on that drive. Come on offense get that lead back.

Fell off our change of dropping DL aback and blitzing selectively. Confusing Armstrong.

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Connor blitzed and was close.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

All of a sudden it feels like we need 50

Come on Hokies, don't let them get back into this game!

We need a drive that scores 7

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Can't take our foot off the gas. Got to call plays like it's first team to 50. If Corn calls plays not to lose its gonna be a nailbiter

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

We have had so many near sacks this season where we whiff

Cup better not be in Charlottesville. It is staying here after tonight.

Could go for one of those 7 min TD drives

Alright, still have a big lead. Just do not go into a f-ing shell! We are in a good spot, don't go all pussy-ass weak on offense the rest of the way. Try to win, don't try to not lose.

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Please don't play to lose on offense.

Will

I'll be livid if we only play it safe for FGS and UVA ends up winnign because of it

is anybody else's stream jacked up or is it just me? I've got the "ESPN your event is at a commercial" since the trick play

Onward and upward

Watching it fine on TV.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I haven't had any video for the last three drives. WTF ESPN!

same

Danny Coale caught it

If the sound is still working, back out and re select the game. Mine has hung on the video a couple times.

Same. Stuck on the 'ESPN' screen on all devices since the FG. Every other game works fine.

The O-line needs to OPEN holes, and Herbert needs to run to green space, not into the back of the O-line if they are not opening holes.

BB bails on a safe pocket, again.. what the ______?

This drive is very defining. Cornhole needs to be aggressive.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Nope.

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Gotta first down - nice start to the drive.

Throw to Herbert

Passing is a vertical idea. Not horizontal.

The DBs were weakness lost another guy. We run and throw screens.

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Blocking is optional, apparently

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Offense is turtling

Lets be grammatically correct here, our offense is a turtle Myrtle, stir it up with a spurtle.

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Go for it

fuck we're gonna let them back in this fucking game after being up 4 scores

Absolutely gutless punt right here

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Chicken shit Fuente

Not great Bob

And this is why your ass should be fired, Fuente

Playing not to lose.

WE need a stop

The LOLUVA assistant coaches are clowns. Get the hell out of the way

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Anybody know what happened with the flag?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Braxton quietly having a very solid game. Very impressed.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

It would be better if he didn't bail on the solid pocket just to throw it away, not even gaining some yards.

Indeed - he has issues for sure - he abandons the pocket very fast - maybe he can't see? short dude. Still, I've been impressed with is consistent delivery of the ball to receivers. Making the simple pass.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Am I the only one who thought we should have gone for that?

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No, as long as we didn't try a QP sneak we should have gone for it.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Most on this site thought we should go for it - but if we had and didn't get it, the internet screams would be deafening.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

SO STRONG!!!!

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44 with a great return.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

STRONG play there

TOO STRONG!!!

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We get an INT. So nice

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Took them one fucking play to get to where they would have had it if we went for it on 4th and failed

Absolutely chicken shit gutless playcall to punt. We make so many cowardly coaching decisions that it boggles the mind.

Thank God we got the turnover, but damn that was bad.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

We fucking needed that pick!!!

Agreed!!

Phew

Nice - that should be a momentum changer!

that was a strong pick right there

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4s up

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Something is...

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How many wins do we have this year? 😭4️⃣

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Every game we have a spurtle commercial, if that helps.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

#69 on loluva goes for strong's legs after forward progress already stopped. Fucking busch league cheap shot

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'Zima' league

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Told you. They've been cheap shorting all game. Bronco is know for this. Remember the BYU guy punching the guy in the coin piece again and again. Bronco didn't do anything.

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Great pick. Stop their momentum. Now get a Damn TD.

Now drive for a TD.

my watchespn stream has been f'd the last half of the 3rd!

KH has 163 yards in the game so far.

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TD here would be huge!

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Anyone have 35 below socks?

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

No. I have cold feet.

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Should get some for Fuente.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Feeeeed the juice baby

Bronco brought the cheap shot bullshit to CHOville from Provo.

Another cheap shot deliberate facemask that the refs aren't calling for some reason

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2nd and 13. Run.

Did I mention their secondary is weak?

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Need the kill shot.

DB celebrating the overthrow. You're down 15. And you literally had nothing to do with the throw.

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Wonder if Fu will take a TO here.

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That play calling after the Juice run...ugh

18 is better than 15 but a td would have been better.

At least it's back to a 3 score lead. But definitely frustrating not getting the touchdown there.

TD puts this game away and Cornelson goes back into his shell.

Gutless playcalling

Agree. But FG makes three scores. TO would have been crushing.

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Back to 3 score lead. Changes the game. Now they have to (mostly) pass. Strap in on JHam.

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1st and 10 inside the 15.....corny goes into a shell. Thanks you dick!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

He gave burmeister one read. If it wasn't there he said throw it away. Now we are up three scores....

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

One of the first horrible throws by Braxton tonight.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

But it wasn't interceptible. I'll consider that a win.

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If we have another game this season, BJ better get #25.

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BJ has as many points as lolUVA

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Happy, but we need TDs

3 score game with less than 13 to go. If the D can find some of its mojo from the first half, we got this.

We have an 18 point lead with 12:47 left. Come on HOKIES, do it!

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Thrivent commercial on youtubetv reminds me of the fake commercials from the show Better Off Ted

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Strong is starting to feel it.

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Did I mention Barno is fast?

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Dude Dorian Strong is a true freshman. That guy's gonna be good

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Nice play by Barno!

Come on defense get a stop.

Sack

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Points 7 / 8 drives for VT - that is objective evidence of successful offense for what it's worth.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

5 of those being FG takes the shine off of that for me. It says we had the ability to move the ball but cant finish

I don't mind that we're giving up first downs here. They're running a lot of plays and time.

But I'm happy with sack on 3rd :)

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And another sack! Way to go defense!

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Back to back sacks when we need them.

Chatman with corner blitz for a sack!

There we go nice defensive stop

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

The D is doing the job today

Tac Shaver sighting - UVA is fucking toast now!

Whit has a stake in Tacshaver

Did that ball hit the goal line?

It looked like it crossed. Wouldn't be surprised to see a very different spot when the commercial is done.

That punt might have hit the line.

Might want to review that

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Nice wedge by the loluva punter.

Didn't that bounce out of the end zone?

Why do Opie Taylor looking red heads always get 1000 tattoos and think it makes them look tough?

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Armstrong's got a punchable face.

Why does he have a strip of electrical tape across his face?

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So is the O; but it would be nice to see more tds and fewers fgs.

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

A time consuming drive by our offense and this game will be over

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I don't know if UVA offense is just bad, but our D is really clicking tonight. It will be very interesting to see what happens to the D staff if Fu is shown the door.

I love the tickle of Dickel in my belly

The entire staff will be gone - no reason for a new head coach to keep anybody.

Line coaches can stay.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Love to see a 7 minute drive here 3 or 7 doesn't matter.

Love seeing Holston do well.

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He is a beast once he goes going.

Corn finally figure out Holston's potential

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97 yd back breaking drive right here.

Let's f'n go!!!!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

BB gimpy... Why design run him?

Cause Corny is an offensive genius

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Same reason he wears a tuxedo tee shirt.

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Holston need to break this one off. Get you πŸ’―

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First down JH0.

uva is being forced to call time outs with less than 5:30 left on the clock

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They figured we'd let them borrow 1 of our 6 leftover from the Clemson game.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

A short gain of 6 yards?
Do these guys not realize that if you get 6yards each play you get a first down every 2 plays?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I like this straight ahead running - French alluded to it in his writeup - let our oline actually block downhill and assert their will. Right now they are doing it.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

We are just milking the clock and moving the ball with ease.

This could be the last possession of the game

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

"A lot of these guys [playing] weren't alive " the last time UVa beat VT in Blacksburg. God I loved that line.

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As bad as this year has been, I'm starting to taste those Hoo tears....

Run the clock down, get a TD with 0:01 on clock, run over and kick Bronco in the nuts.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Oh no does this mean Fuente saves his job?

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No, asked and answered before.

There is a lot of certainty from members of this board on this subject. I'm just dying to know if there is any evidence that he will be fired. I'm ok with it if he's fired. But I feel like I'm missing some secret post that revealed all. I won't be surprised if he doesn't get fired this year given COVID. Will see.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

No information, the guys just think so.
There is no leak, there is no hint.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

No. Not unless he was going to be retained regardless of what happened tonight.

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Must have a first down to burn the clock fully.

This has been the shortest game.

I love a good nap. Sometimes that's all that's getting me out of bed in the morning.

Wow, Bronco with some London-esque clock management

The pop pass will be open all day if they do it here.

BB looks to the ref and calls for the face mask. Ref shrugs.

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Love the desperation from LOLUVa. With every second their hope drains away. Getting drunk off hoo tears

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Come on guys. 2 first down ends it. Heck 1 more probably makes it a done deal.

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We want certainty

3 TDs should do it.

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To think as this time I've just putting my pots and pans in the cabinets. I never knew they could be stacked.

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Did Bronco slip the refs a 20 to not call that facemask?

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He doesn't need to, the refs hate us

We got the gun loaded and point it at our own foot

I hope that package of nerf bullets I sent arrived.

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I think they did!!!

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Out of a time out illegal motion?????

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Must have been confused on the snap count. Not good.

To me it looked like Mitchell was motioning forward at the snap

Thanks for that off sides hoos

VT time out?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Overheard: "They're draggin it out, aren't they?"

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Last week's was better.

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Hahahahhahahaha nice play Zandier!

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Uhhh we better be trying to draw them offsides

Juice not available on a 3rd and 2?

Anyone not available?

Good question

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Oh so now we play to win

Blast. Convert there and it would have been awesome.

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Nobody believes we are going for it on fourth and three from there.

Holy fuck. Just accept the 5 yards and keep the TO.

Stay inbounds BB

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

6 damn points this half. Against this defense.

I'll take the W

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Almost like we're trying to take the air out of the ball and keep it away from UVa.

INTERCEPTION BY FRANK BEAMER

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

There's his interception.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

With a win, Fuente won't get the joy and celebration of reclaiming the Commonwealth Cup with the stands full.

Game

Blouses

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

You can't make that post without the gif. TKP HARDER!

We have an 18 point lead with less than 4 minutes to play. Come one D!

Devine Diablo gets the INT!

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Oscar having a rough night. Avg 35 yp punt. Last one was 32.

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DEEEEEEEEABLO!

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

DEABLO!!!!

COMMONWEALTH CUP IS COMING HOME!!!

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Nice throw ginger

Get another tattoo!

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Pick!!!! Great job deablo!

Game. Blouses.

Deablo pull the nail gun out to shut the coffin!

Does Divine have a SO he can propose to after the game so he can pull the full Sam Rogers move?

Nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Hey, hey, hey, Good bye!

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that was divine

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Only two THREE punts by Oscar and none of them in the first half

Bradburn didn't punt either of them - he's limited to holder duty with a hamstring issue.

That would explain it.

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We showed up tonight. Interesting to see what happens

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

We get the Cup on Saturday and an interim coach on Thursday

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Man I hope so.

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Sounds like a great week to me.

Offense showed up in the first. Defense showed up all game.

Defense was great all game. Offense was playing with a lead.

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

I'll give Fuente this: The '25' tradition is good.

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

Wowwwwwww, offense has become straight up stupid in these last two possessions.

We're winning so we're not sure what to do

UVA still chirping.

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I think we are going to win this one, FAM

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

6 measly points in the second half. Only this team could make a win over uva feel so bland

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

That kill paint on UVAs players face is really classy.

DAX gets a sack

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

I may have got the sacker identification wrong

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Hewitt with the beat sack dance ever.

We put the K in Kwality

Them mobbing Fuente is good stuff

Yeah. But they're pushing him the other way. /s

We put the K in Kwality

Those players are hugging the hell outta Fu there...we may feel a way, but they do too.

Worried he was going to get a concussion

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Players love him. They always come back and play hard when things look bad.

Keep Fuente.

33-15 looks a lot better than 33-23. Get the stop!!!!

We're going to the Bourbon Military Bowl.

We put the K in Kwality

Its been a tough year on and off the field, but this victory is sweet. The Cup is back where it belongs. We need to make sure we get last months rent from loluva and not return their security deposit.

Amen my man.

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So wait 5 mins after they were praising uva for being available every week they were asked this year, they tell us they declined an ask to play next week?

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Caddyshack always gets a leg!

CC has had a hell UVA game

We put the K in Kwality

And a little order is restored in the world. Please restore the rest Tony.

The LewDew, Professional Golf Bum

Good win, but as several have pointed out, the issue is still present. No second half offense

Free Hugh

He threw it at the pylon. Isn't that unprofessional?

We put the K in Kwality

To the start of another fifteen year streak. Go hokies

And we ruin the ending w a fight

And of course their players trying to get in fight at the end.

We put the K in Kwality

Wait they are cutting away from the best fight of the night

The LewDew, Professional Golf Bum

Only point where the game was competitive

A good win. Let's enjoy it

Aw man, they cut away from the fight?

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Fam, Let's get pissed!!!!!

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

WTF. YouTube switched to Miss St. vs Auburn before game is over. FUCK YOU!

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

GET THEM FISTS UP BOIS! KNOCK 'EM SOCK 'EM LETS GOOO

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Are they still fighting???

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Mario Kendricks was in full on boxing mode at the end before the cutaway... Hopefully they don't review this stuff like they do in NFL games because he might be looking at a suspension.

Suspended from what? That was the end is the season.

We put the K in Kwality

They can carry over

Best action of th second half and they cut away from it damnit man

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

loluva being like ________. I'll let you fill in the blank to avoid overstepping the CGs.

Like Pitt's coach?

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Gluten-free!!!!

We put the K in Kwality

DRINKING FROM THE CUP FAM

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

I coulda sworn I saw some of our guys bobbing and weaving.

Would rather watch the rumble than the Huddle.

we already have everything we could need in Christ.

Of course the Hoos start throwing punches after the game is over.

Lots of talk before the game but didn't want that smoke when the game started.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Bitch made is

Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

Maybe now that the Commonwealth Cup is back home in Blacksburg, the world will start returning to normal.

Vaccine available on Monday - checks out.

The cup is the only vaccine we need. Pfizer can piss off. Natural order has been restored

Lack of control of both teams. Trashy

Free Hugh

You can only take so many cheap shots before you blow. Fuck them.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

VT beats UVa to get The Cup back.
FDA approves Pfizer COVID 19 vaccine.

Coincidence? I don't think so.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

But COVID 19 is the problem

We put the K in Kwality

Hey, this guy doing The Huddle with the brick background, is he the guy that got caught stealing crabs?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

No, this is EJ Manuel. You're thinking of Jameis Winston, backup QB in NO.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

FAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!!

"... I think he played his nuts off. And you can quote me on that shit."

Zandier wrote "KILL" on his face in eye black. I guess that's fitting since we successfully killed the clock with him on the field.

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And it was such a classy look and really reflected their teams pride and attitude.

Let's not forget they brought their "own energy"! Tim Hassslebeck said so!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Any updates on the postgame scuffle?

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

2020 - a year of disarray. The Commonwealth Cup in C-ville, and COVID-19, cause and effect?!? But now the Cup is back in its rightful home, Blacksburg, so the world can return to normal, so I hear. Thanks for restoring the balance.

Just think how the season would have turned out if we played the originally scheduled date ...