Virginia Tech vs. Virginia Game Time, TV Info, and Open Thread

The Hokies look to salvage what remains of the 2020 season with a victory over in-state rival Virginia.

The Virginia Tech cheerleaders. [Mark Umansky]

Who: Virginia Tech Hokies (4-6, 4-5 ACC) vs. Virginia Cavaliers (5-4, 4-4 ACC)
When: Saturday, December 12, 2020 at 8:00 PM EDT
Where: Blacksburg, Virginia | Lane Stadium
Watch/Listen: ACC Network / Virginia Tech IMG
Spread: Virginia Tech -2.5
Weather: 53°F, Partly Cloudy
Series: The Hokies are 58-38-5 all-time against the 'Hoos.
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One last time...

LETS GO!!

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

HOKIES!!!🦃🦃🦃

Outside it's night time, but inside it's LeDay

About time it was done right

And so it begins...

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

I kinda think we will win this one. Don't know why. But it feels good.

Get Angry, Bud!

It's always a good day to beat a Wahoo.

Ending seasons with a win over LOLUVa is a time honored hokie tradition. Here's to reestablishing that tradition for years to come.

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LETS FUCKING GO HOKIES BEAT THE ZIMA SIPPING WIMPS

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

Lay the wood. Break some faces. Get the damn cup

Hokie Club member since 2017

Anyone have any real info if HH is not starting tonight and why?

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Fuente really likes BB and now that his broken toes are healed he is healthy. Per Fuente himself, the initial benching of HH was for play/ mental mistakes not for any injury.

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Makes sense, thanks! Let's hope B.B. is ready to ball

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Excellent play the running guy who can't pass again the team we'll have to pass to beat.

We put the K in Kwality

If Fuente stays you can guaranty HH will transfer.

We put the K in Kwality

Pretty sure he's declaring
Just my gut from his bowl acceptance etc

Declaring what? Not going pro right?

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

For the draft. Him Deablo potentially darrisaw as well as Ashby and Justus Reed as well as Jarod Hewitt among some that I believe aren't using the extra year. Some potential transfers as well on top of those names

Let's end this tenure season the right way boys!

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

I got my bourbon and Laze and Burnop on the radio. Hoping I am happy around 11:30 pm tonight. Let's Fucking Go!

HOKIES!!!!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

I might not be awake for any of this game. I'm already so tired and I'm not sure it's worth staying up.

You shouldn't run so much on the treadmill on game days. Jus' sayin'.

At the end of next week, I hope we all are able to say 'well, at least Fuente got the Cup back before he was fired'

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

Really need this. Being stuck in the guest room for a over a week is really taking it's toll, really need something good to happen.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Luther Maddy is the VT broadcast sideline reporter tonight. Talking about energy on the sideline.

That team meeting room where they did the pre game interview is looking good.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Justin Fuente looks like he's finished in that pre-game interview. I do feel bad for the guy; I don't hate him at all.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Totally agree.... his eyes looked empty and he appeared to be a man with no soul left. I hope that when we part ways he is able to recover and enjoy a successful career elsewhere.

He already looked defeated. I don't know who our Mox and Lance Harbor are, but we may need to find them and pull the ol' Coach Kilmer Fuente sack.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Let's freaking go!!!

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

Freaking HOKIES!!!!

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Did they really just say UVA was avenging a loss to VT in 2019 and not the other way around, or did I just mishear them?

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

That is exactly what they said

Now we just got a field goal from Brian "Jordan". ACCN really bringing their A game.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Get the cup
back!

Time to get this cup back.

They got Trey involved early. Good move
Followed up with a very good run by KH

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Nice run by Herbert to get that 1st down and more!

Juice Herbert?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Ok. Does he have a nickname I don't know about?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

They've been calling him Juice all season long

Ok somehow my wife and I have missed that.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Qb draw on second and long!

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

I was expecting one on third too.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

That was a shitty holding call. He didn't prevent any kind of lateral movement whatsoever. squared up the whole time.

Yeah... awful call no doubt

Is coronavirus over yet?

Absolute bullshit. It's not a holding just because the defender spins... I dunno what the hell that was all about

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Fuente Era Series Finale. Let's end it with getting that cup back!

LETS GO!!

Brian Jordan!!!

Man these broadcasts suck so bad

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

We have damn near zero ability to stretch the field vertically

Uva sideline is way too amped up early on. That could backfire in a bad way if we are able to go up a few scores real quick.

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

Good start. Bs holding... you can call that any play

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Patented Cornelson stall once inside scoring range.

Uh, the holding call stalled us and put us way behind the sticks. The playcall on that play was actually a good one, and the next play which was a QB power was going against 8 in the secondary, so actually another good call.

Great kick, Brian 'Jordan'!!

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Are we playing we have to drink on spurted commercials?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I'm drinking for geico in DC

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

I'm tired and a little buzzed already, but that spurdle didn't have 3 cameras on the back last time right?

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

Spin Power frustrated dad wearing a Wahoo tie. 😂

Opening drive gets points. I certainly wanted 7 but getting points on every drive is important.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

That spin power thing looks like more of a hassle than a regular power strip

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

BUT WAIT!

There's more!!

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

The refs did not call holding on that blatant hold

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

If you're going to call the hold on us, there were about 3 on that play that could have been called

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

Great timing on the tackle by deablo.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Need to keep contain on Armstrong.

False start 69 on that 3rd

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Sigh, typical defense can't quite stop anybody.

UVA is getting away with a lot of holding.

Meanwhile we get called for holding for a form block while UVAh defender spins

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Does anyone else find the players wearing orange long sleeves incredibly visually distracting????????????????????????????????????

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Now I do

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Thank you very much for pointing that out. I will now.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

... I like them

Not the bagman VT deserves, but the bagman VT needs right now.

Defense already looks confused.

Lol. Bronco is just going to get weird as hell and run the most unorthodox plays. Meanwhile we will let him do it. Lack of physicality in the front 7. Plus soft ass secondary coverage.

soft coverage is going to kill us

Ah yes. Playing 10 yards off every receiver.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

Man strong key plays

Chick Patty w/ Cheese

ALright 3rd and 10 - need to hold em here.

ANd this aged like milk.

The difference in us vs our opponents, our opponents have drives. We rely on Herbert to bust out for big plays.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Welp our defense can't handle a well coached offense

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

So you're saying we should avoid Tony Elliot?
/s

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

The short passing game seems to be working for uva

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

if there is one team in the country that I would actually want to have 3rd down against its VT. My goodness our 3rd down defense has to be the worst in the country

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

Someone, anyone let's summon the strength of hokie defense past

Reach for Excellence!

VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

2 third and long and 2 passes for first downs. About par for the season.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

No one gives up 3rd and long like the Hokies

Is coronavirus over yet?

Like 3-4 times on a single series no less

Secondary allowing easy first down conversions. It's going to be a long night.

I don't get it. If you have just one man in your zone, play him tight and try and disrupt the catch

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pitiful pass coverage.

Kemp IV. Has there ever been a more UVA name?

Offense is going to have to score a ton of points tonight.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Said every game we've played this year!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I feel hopeless watching this defense on 3rd down

Come on defense

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VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

Trading FG for TD won't win the game.

10 yard buffers on almost every play

Their route running is so much better than ours. Like night and day better.

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

I'm not liking the body language the Hokies TBH....I'm afraid this could get ugly early

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

Agreed. And it was talked about earlier in this thread, but Fuente looked like an empty shell in that pre game interview. All around a bad combo.

Agree on Fuente. He looks completely over it.

Well touche Fuente. We are totally over you.

body language was horrible after that one. almost like they already gave up.

It was awful. On their blitzes they just jogged.

Ugh - not a great start for the D. They didn't even come close to stopping loluva.

I'm getting pitt game flashbacks but without the early defensive stops

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Can Bud Foster call in with some tips?

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VT Football: It'll get after ya!

Proud Hokie since 2004.

Sure... you want to see their qb run for 300yards. /s kind of

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Why did I watch? Oh yeah, want to see if the team can respond at all. Okay, lots of time left, but we need a lot of points.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Our secondary is playing way off and that was a cake walk for uva we play so afraid of the big play we make no plays on defense and I can't stand it

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Playing so far off has been a liability all season and J-Ham hasn't tried to adjust

That drive looked like a parents vs. kids game. Specifically, when the parents act like they are trying, but obviously let the kids go down the field and score.

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

We've long complained that the team doesn't have an identity under Justin Fuente.

That is false, they absolutely do. They reflect his emotionless, deer-in-the-headlights demeanor perfectly as they lose lifelessly against every opponent they face.

Oof.

Can't even be mad at you for simply making objective observations though.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

We suck in zone. Man-free Ham!

We played tight outside coverage against clemson and only got burned once. Why on earth are we bit trying it against significantly worse athletes?

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Fuente throwing this game as a last FU on his way out of town? He probably feels like it's the fans' fault he's getting fired...

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

I hope not

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Proud Hokie since 2004.

I'm telling you, we need the Coach Kilmer special from our guys.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

I seriously don't understand the 12 yard cushion on 3rd and 10.

Is coronavirus over yet?

I just don't get it. Not like we're getting beat long. They need 9, we play 12 off. They need 12, we play 15 off. Easy math.

We put the K in Kwality

For every great tackle we make, there are 25 whiffs!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Prevent defense in the first quarter? Bold strategy.

Where's the beef?

It's the bend-but. -don't-break...but-then-break defense.

We put the K in Kwality

If uva goes up by 10 we don't have the character to bring it back, at least from what we have seen this year. We are a soft team. We wilt when challenged.

This is a very important offensive series

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

Just looking purely at energy of the two teams, it's clear which team this game means more to

I'm starting to think that I'm going to need an OctaSmart plus to sleep tonight

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You have a fake QB run and only throw a 5 yard pass that has momentum back to the line of scrimmage.

What the hell are we doing

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

UVA being what Fuente wants to be HARD - SMART - TOUGH

Is coronavirus over yet?

Jackson leading with the crown of his helmet there but nothing to see here

I think I've become convinced that if BB had gotten his waiver Hooker would have never seen the field

god, I never thought in a million years that VT football would be softer than UVA.

This team is so soft. Low key, coach I'm most looking forward to being gone is Hilgart. Don't give a shit about beach bodies when you can't tackle and aren't physical.

BB needs to use the short pass to open the game for Juice

Not in the playbook.

We put the K in Kwality

Fuente said in the pregame when asked how important the game was he responded "it's important" no you idiot, it's EVERYTHING ITS UVA. Team perfectly reflecting the demeanor of the coach this quarter

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

He was asked about how important it was to get the Cup back and he literally dodged the question

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

Why did that screen not have a safety valve alternate?

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

Ask Corn!

corn is getting worked and BB is bailing him out currently

They basically just called out TJ Jackson for breaking Braxton's foot because there aren't any other 380lb OL lol

It did. Both were covered.

it's a real shame we can't throw the ball. UVAs pass defense is vulnerable and we just won't be able to take advantage. That just might be the reason we lose this game

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

That's the most damning aspect of this coaching staff. We don't have one single qb who can throw. Not one. And they've been coached by Fuente for a combined 9 or 10 years.

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

That was a generous spot, but I'll take it.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Some home team spots by the refs, but I'll take it.

We've been screwed by it all season long. About time we got one our way.

Would call it a makeup call doesn't even come close to making up for that hold on CD

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Burmeister didn't need to abandon the pocket on that play. They had no pass rush.

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

ME: "Where are you going the pocket is fine?!?!"

Special play designed by the QB whisperer.

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

braxton is not a 100%. looks like a little limp in his step.

Would love to see BB climb up into the pocket where the field is open

Is coronavirus over yet?

Instead of always running 90° to our bench before throwing it away?

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Is Hendon good for tonight?

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

PASS INTERFERENCE!!

He just hit turner in the face on the long pass attempt.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Bad decision by BB on that throw to Tre.

Passing game of a little league team

Holstein has motivation.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I want what he's drinking

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

I think its milk.

Great block by Herbert on that pass to Hoge.

BB has done well so far. He has rolled out effectively and thrown the ball away rather than making too risky a throw.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

The wife was excited by this commercial, she thought it was a spurtle commercial so she would have to drink.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Okay, now key the bone headed penalty, IT, or coaching snafu to sabotage the drive.

Every passing play is a rollout to the right. Literally every throw has been made on the run. Even when there is no pass rush to be seen.

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

That may be what BB is most comfortable with. It may also be setting something up for later.

I'm so far behind with HULU. How was the arm straight out shoving Tre not PI?

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Fuente called a timeout before the play to attempt to freeze their defense. /s

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

For the same reason the facemask wasn't called on Herbert's run. Because ACC refs suck.

BUT THERES EVEN MORE

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

UVA chanting and jumping on the sideline on 3rd down to try and create some game atmosphere might be the most UVA thing ever. So. Lame.

Where's the beef?

I disagree. Why is being excited about your team and the game lame? You seem like a crossed arms, dead emotionless eyes kinda guy. Shouldn't you be busy coaching, Fu?

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I don't always agree with tjbhokie but I do here....how many of us have complained about the lack of excitement on our sidelines? Giving UVA crap for it is lame.

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

Where did our strong O-line go?

Fu spoke to them

We put the K in Kwality

I hope Hodge comes back next year. Feel like he got cheated this year by being so under utilized.

We put the K in Kwality

Probably a better drinking game Egbert is for 3rd and draws

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

I sure hope Holston is playing b/c Herbert is hurt. I mean, giving him a couple touches if fine...

And in classic Corny fashion he has three runs in a row. Long run. Terribly called and blocked short yardage gain for first down. Immediate handoff with 14 defenders in the backfield for a big loss.

We put the K in Kwality

BIG PLAY TRE! TD!!

Big call on the facemask. Herbert back in hopefully to blast into the endzone.

I'll say it now. 4 down territory here.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Thankfully, not needed.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Nah, 2 down territory. Great run by Tre!

Funny enough I've told myself if we didn't score on second down we wouldn't. Corny gets so locked up on 3rd he panics. Then 4th is a disaster.

We put the K in Kwality

POSITIVE JET SWEEP

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

Now time for a stop on D

Missed those jet sweeps baby!

Jet sweep for the TD.

Oh my.

The ole jet sweep

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Jet sweep by Trey for a score! We have not seen a lot of jet sweeps recently

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

That's cuz everybody hates them.

Did you hate that one?

Good news! Their defense sucks too.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Wow. What great versatility shown there. Jet sweep...who'd a thunk it?

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Good answer.

Need the defense to show something this series

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

Sick extra point from Brian Jordan

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Wasn't he an outfielder for the Braves?

He also played for the Falcons. He was a dual sport pro guy

Defensive coaches just had 8 minutes to adjust....

Please?

Where's the beef?

JHam plz

Nice long drive to not only get the lead back but give the defense some rest.

D should be rested now. Let's hope Ham adjusted with the 10 mins+ break.

They were rested before the first series of the game. Nice drive by BB and the offense. Need some D to step up.

Wow the announcer just said we switched up our offense with a jet sweep. Good research there.......

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They have been horrible from the beginning.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

I may have miss heard but at the start of the broadcast I was pretty sure they said we handed them a crushing loss to finish the 2019 season. Ummm, what?

Where's the beef?

I muted tv and turned on burnop and laazer... wish I had started that way

17 plays...wow!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Give me jet sweeps or give me death

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

JET SWEEP TD!!!!

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Hurrycane: so you can get to walking slow faster

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

this is random AF and I LOVE it

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

We decided to drink to that one once the wife worked out the name thing.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

I resemble that remark!

Go Hokies

Gotta love loluva cheap shotting Dax and no call.

Living in their heads rent free

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Corn actually using Holston as a change up from Herbert instead of trying Blackshear at tailback. He finally figured it out. I guess better late than never.

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Maybe Corn signed up for TKP since last weekend!

Nick Saban trying to be silly and funny on Geico commercial feels icky.

We put the K in Kwality

I honestly hope there's a duck statue somewhere on Alabama's campus

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

You mean Aflac? He's not with GEICO

Jet sweep life!

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Watching on YTTV is an endless loop of ACC and UVa commercials

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

Better than the bell and Howard loop

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Don't forget about Nuts.com

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Those jet sweeps will get after ya

Anybody know where I can buy nuts?!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

we need to get pressure on Armstrong in the backfield

Good Stop, D

Holy shit. 3 and out. Is that our fist one this year?

We put the K in Kwality

Never mind. We ducked it up.

We put the K in Kwality

oh my god what the hell

95 guys dressed out and no one can catch a punt. Great coaching.

We put the K in Kwality

If no one can catch it. Put 11 on the linens block every one.

We put the K in Kwality

A defensive stop ... followed by a special team fail UGH

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Blown punt

Shibest is the fucking worst

Shiworst?

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Lol

That's on coaching

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

AND THIS IS WHY WE SHOULDNT USE TIGHT ENDS TO RETURN PUNTS

Why we shouldn't have coaches named Fuente.

Fire shibest

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Sheesh... 5 years in and we still can't field a punt

Is coronavirus over yet?

unbelievable

our special teams are so poorly coached it's ridiculous

our team is so poorly coached it's ridiculous

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Wtf was that

wow....our defense finally gets a stop and then we do that. That is VT football in a nutshell

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

Preach. Ugh.

What the fuck man...punt returns have been horrible. Shibest isn't earning his check this year

Paid way too much too

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😭😭😭😭

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

int time

WHY THE HELL IS OUR TE RETURNING PUNTS?

Wow, does this game feel like a rerun or what?

The LewDew, Professional Golf Bum

Fuck! Another reason for a coaching change!

Shibest - please see yourself out

Worse than Corn, no doubt.

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Special fucking teams have been something special this year

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

The TE is returning punts because everyone else sucked, too, Tim

Has nothing to do with COVID. we don't know how to coach special teams anymore

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

If having a 240 lb TE playing punt return doesn't get Shibest fired I'm not sure what else will. Can't wait for him to be gone along with Fuente

WR was open! Thank goodness he can't throw.

We put the K in Kwality

That really does sum up a lot of the team this year.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Lucked our ass out on that one.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Man - when our D does something worth a damn I'm going to give them props. And yes, they just stopped em' twice. Props.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Saved by the bad FG attempt

Just like we planned.

Another white bronco? The first one didn't go too far.

How in the fucking hell can we not have someone who can field a fucking punt by the last game of the season? Really?

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

D seems to have found some answers. Two 3 and outs.

And a miss - better lucky than good.

wow we got bailed out by our D + the missed FG

Thank god their special teams is special too

We must be leading the country in muffed punts. Thank God they can't kick the ball.

Can't blame Mitchell when he should never be returning a punt in the first place. It's just another complete failure of these coaches that they can't get a single WR, RB, or DB to reliably return punts.

And somehow it doesn't hurt us on the scoreboard.

Wow

Need a TD on this drive. Take the wind out of their sails

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

that missed fg makes up for the muffed punt I guess...we're lucky tho

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

I wanna be a "real sock scientist"

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

LOL! This game is hilariously bad. Add ACCN on top and we're at the pinnacle of lameness.

Good stand by the D and a missed FG. That's so Wahoo.

A second stop by the defense, FAM!
Followed by a missed FG attempt by uva. We have held the lead, guys. Go HOKIES!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Dodged a bullet from the scoreboard perspective there...

It also really bothered me that Shibest wasn't even over talking to Mitchell coaching him up after. Just other players and maybe that was Lecht.

Alright, D. Nice stop after the muffed punt and then the missed FG. Now #LFG!

Oh man. New infomercial alert!

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

My feet are cold

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That was the first missed FG against us this year!

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Glad the coaches let the def down again by continuing to have a TE return punts.

At least UVAs play calling looks about as creative as ours.

Where's the beef?

TEs fielding punts is totally normal right?

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

KCCO

That looked so much like a Rogers wheel route, I was having flash backs.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Rogers would have scored twice. And kicked the XP.

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And then returned a punt

That he kicked.

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Back to No O-line , ugh

To be fair, that was only the 2nd worst fielded punt I saw today. Army guy trying to field one in that ridiculous fog was #1.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

It's about goddamn time we ran the pop pass

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

Been setting it up for 10 games!

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To be fair, Corn has actually called a good game so far.

We need to use the jet sweep, with a reverse.

Big Brain Brad is setting up for that I'm sure (only a little /s)

BB keeps there and I think he runs for awhile!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Jet sweep

Everybody drink

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

They are bringing a defender up into the box exactly where we are going (jet sweep). Need to audible out.

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Corny doesn't know what this word audible you speak of is.

Or even planning an option for BB on pass plays. It's 1 receiver, one route...all or nothing.

11 was open but the online was a sieve that play.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Telegraphed the heck out of that sweep

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

UVA knows exactly what Corny is doing right now.

Is coronavirus over yet?

To be fair every person watching the game does to.

...well except one...

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Ehhh we had the nice pass to Mitchell.

I'm giving Corn a little benefit of the doubt here that he's going to "throw away" a couple jet sweeps for no gain only to add in a reverse to Robinson and some other trickery

Or maybe I'm giving him too much credit

He's setting them up. Wait for all the qb runs after the half. I like it with the lead

"What are you going to do, stab me? - Quote from Man Stabbed

Brian F'n Jordon!!!!

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Not picking up blitzes

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I didn't mean it seriously when I suggested we stay out of the red zone and let Johnson nuke them from orbit.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Has Corny hit is jet sweep quota for tonight or no?

He's got 3-4 years of contract term worth to still get out. So about 230 more.

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Another FG for Johnson!

'Jordan' (allegedly)

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

It might be crazy but we need some pass plays against one of the worst pass defenses in the country. That might be why they are blitzing like crazy.

Would love it if we could keep a QB in the pocket and hit some crossing patterns here. Some guy named French kinda hinted at that.

Jordan may be our top scorer tonight. The name fits.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Again, we got points off of drive, that is a positive.. I hope these three points off a drive don't come back and haunt us.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Any word on hooker?

Laze and Burnop indicated he was available in pregame. BB is probably a better option in the running game.

I want a cool Virginia based accn promo 🥺

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Proud of our kicker - bravo big man. We need every point we can get!

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Why are they playing the stand up and shout song? There's no crowd.

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I don't ever love speed sweeps on the 3-4 even though we got one to work. Always felt like the LB corp has the advantage

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Every view of Fuente has him standing on the sideline staring into nothing completely uninvolved.

He's trying to figure out why that cardboard cutout of Beamer isn't moving.

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It's been 5 years. Notre Dame is like the only game I've seen him care about

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Syracuse scored 101 points!!?!!!

No, wait that's basketball.

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Really? Was that BB?

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Deablo with the big stick on the screen!

Think our sideline isn't jacked?!

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No only the loluva sideline brought their own energy...Tim said so!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Does fuente not wearing a white vt hat mean something?

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Yes. That he doesn't want to wear a hat.

lol you just gonna troll this whole thread?

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

Cant say anything about the play, but Taylor is wearing the threads well tonight.

Seems like the D woke up

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Another stop! D is stiffening.

Giggity

Um, phrasing!

Please score a TD before the half 🤞🤞

A TE returning punts is just god aweful dumb.

JUUUICEEEEEE

YALL WE CAUGHT A PUNT BEAMERBALL HAS RETURNED

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Is it just me or did we stop seeing spurtle ads when we started losing? Did Lucinda abandon us?

TD drive here would be huge.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Someone better buy me a beer 🍻

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Fuente has the demeanor of a coach who knows this is his last game

Even when asked about how important the Cup was, he dodged the question, said nothing about the program and only spoke of the seniors and their last game. Sounds like he knows it's over.

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

If the Hokies cover the bet I placed on them (-4.5), I'm going to lose 30 lbs.

JUICE IS LOOSE! TD

BOOM

Untouched

HERBERT

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

As he said, "The Juice is loose!"

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Holy Fuck - Juice!

Clean Mountain AIR!

YES YES YES

Online showed up for that play.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Juice! Showing the wheels off

Herbert has been a great addition... and yes, CJF got him.

The Juice is loose!

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

BIG PLAY BERT UNTOUCHED TO THE HOUSE

Juice

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

My fat ass could've ran through that hole.

Pretty sure they would've caught me though.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

BOOOOOM

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Fuck em, why cause we hate em!!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Herbert for the Heisman

If the good guys win, we need giftory of that fan going up the bleachers to hug his bros

I love it when Herbert splits the safeties and leaves them in his dust.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Herbert pls

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Was that Mitchell kicking that?

Fuck yes!!!!!

We are approaching kill shot territory. Need a defensive stop here

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

lol, and we kick it outta bounds...of course

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

JUICE HERBERT IS A FREAKING BEAST!!!!

One of the saddest things about this season is he'll never get to experience Lane stadium for real.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Kick out of bounds? Who else wants to draw and quarter the special teams coach?

I'll second that.

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I am pretty sure Shibest didn't say to Romo - "Kick it outa bounds here, its the smart play."

Don't bring logic into this.

Trick play. They'll never see it coming.

...was supposed to be an insides kick. He just nailed it.

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Fuente and Corn, do not go into a f-ing shell and get ultra timid in the second half!!!!!

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Just feed Juice

I hope we can score in the second half....we'll need to

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

That's how you beat the 3-4 with their best nose tackle out

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Great hit Diablo

Lil hint of DBU there

Ian Book Easter egg

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Diablo being a demon!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Need a stop here on 3rd and 4.

And Deablo delivers!

Giftory shot there.

I like you're thinking!

Clock. Management.

We've already gone into don't lose mode.

Wrong reply. Didn't age well

He BOOMED him

Deablo just hit sticked the bitch

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

Herbert has 114 yards on 2 runs!

His other 7....11 yards.

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Let's see if Fu goes for blood here

86 yard run for Herbert incoming

TD drive here would be huge.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Alright bitches. I want a keg.

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

That hit was excruciatingly violent and entertainingly sadistic

I loved it

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Defense is playing with attitude. Great stop, now go for the kill. Another rd before half.

Looks like our clock management is on par...

Is coronavirus over yet?

Oh come on this drive so far is a buzzkill

Add those point! TD!! Now let's break their will

Hell yes!!!

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Yes yes yes

Kill shot!

Corny saved by the players making plays!!!!

Also, how did I not notice earlier that we're proudly wearing #AME?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

Robinson!!!! Go hokies, break the hoos before half.

KICK THEIR ASS, SEABASS

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

GIVE US THAT DAMN CUP BACK

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

BB is wide open on the keep.

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Wow ! Well done HOKIES! We have had some big plays in this game. I want more!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Fucking right Tavion!

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

dagger

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

that was exactly what we needed!

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

TD Tayvion! Suck it clock management!

#53 is hopped up.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

See what happens when you are not a pussy and actually go for it and try to score?

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**background noise of Fuente furiously scribbling notes**

...and the QB gets a pocket to through throw from...

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and doesnt leave a pocket with no pressure

Danny is always open

Blood is in the water. Do not let up

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

I wish we could just forgo halftime - we have all the momentum right now.

Stop
the
count

Bitches!!!!!

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I dont know what to do with my hands!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Alcoholic beverage?

Ok...i dont know what to do with my free hand....

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Alcoholic beverage?

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Give Myrtle your spurtle?

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Peace 7?

J/k

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Victory 7

This is going to be great for the ACC.

OMG, everyone knows you do it like this./s

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

TMFR

Our band plays behind the visiting teams bench?

And you never played us in Blacksburg in December. The Marshall fame was the first December home game in like 40 years.

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Yeah, kind of an idiot. We must have given him to many concussions.

They did when Hassleback played

I wish we had a full house there cheering

Scared money don't make money

You put those words together, those are my favorite words, Popeyes and bahama
- Mike Burnup

Poor clock management by uva there

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

#FuenteExtension

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

That's some Fuente level clock management by Bronco

The ghost of London strikes

He studied the timecop playbook

The ghost of coaches past haunts bronco

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Thats some fuente clock management right there....

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

We've scored the same amount this half than we did in our prior 10 quarters.

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Wait.....bad clock management by the OTHER team?

The LewDew, Professional Golf Bum

Shades of Time Cop there.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Chill y'all, we're just scoring all the points this half because BooHoos will make adjustments and our offense will fall flat second half

*ducks*

Unfortunately, I fully expect us to crawl into a shell and try to not lose on offense (i.e., do nothing) in the second half and rely on the defense. Hope that even Fuente and Corn are not that dense, but don't know.

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Bronco trying to out do Fuente with the clock mismanagement.

The ghost of Mike London...

Where's the beef?

I approve of this 1st half.

WHIP THEIR FUCKING ASS

I hope it's 62-0!!!

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LOLUVA figures out the negative 7 point play!

Hokie Club member since 2017

Not going to lie - I hate that it didn't work out for Fu and we are in this spot. I appreciate the effort this team is giving tonight and hope we bring home the cup. I hope he moves on to a gig back in the Texas/OK area and I hope we ride the Tony Pony into the next golden era of VT football.

Fu goes to OU after Riley goes pro.

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Texas and Herman approves this scenario

They'd probably fund it.

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Don't think Fu would even get an interview there. He had a bad experience, and I don't think they would take someone who doesn't prioritize recruiting. I see him at a TCU type program.

Great first half. The D found some answers after getting rolled in the first drive and Bradburn has not had to punt yet.

Is anyone else scared shitless that we're about to run their ass off the field and it'll be JUST enough to keep Fuente around another year? 😅

Run their ass off the field and let Tony Elliott polish the Cup.

The decision, one way or the other has already been made. Whit has enough info on this season to fire Fu or decide that with all the other stuff going on, he gets a pass.

No. I think fat lady is still warming her pipes.

Nope.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Don't think so. Don't have any info, just a feeling that the decision has already been made. If Fuente stays, he was probably staying even if we lose 100-3. If he goes, he was already gone even if we win this game, get into a bowl game, the game is actually played, and we win that game, think he is still gone. Who knows? We will probably never know for sure.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Nothing is more important than wrecking UVA.

Burbrackster?

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A type of German food

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Sounds delicious...and may cause IBS.

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That was funny!
Oh and who is Ty Eller? Lol
(Tyjuan Garbutt)

Hokie Love!

I wish these fuckers would have given me a heads up that they would be kicking so much ass tonight, i definitely would have curtailed my pre-gaming, all these pushups drunk is hard at my age...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

KCCO

In my mind I'm faster than Herbert.

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Yeah but the first time you were hit you'd be in a coma.

Might have already happened. I don't remember.

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LOL

same

I thought something similar last year; wanted to see what my 100 time was compared to U. Bolt. 3/4 of the way through, I blew up my hamstring. My wife and kids were rolling on the ground laughing at me. #justsayno

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

You, sir, have a great imagination.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Weird halftime interview with Fuente. Seems sad. Genuinely feel bad for him. Wish things worked out better. Wish him the best in the future. Hopefully he goes out with a bang

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To me he looks terrified. Just afraid of saying the wrong thing...so he talks in circles.

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He came across as....disinterested? Disconnected?

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Said earlier he had 40 Covid tests. If they were all PCR tests his brain might be tired of being poked.

My brain is tired from watching his coaching.

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If we blow the Hoos away Fu stays, calling it now.

*Not saying I agree..but that's what I think happens

This game has nothing to do with it. Only effect would be a blowout, lifeless loss (would push the BOV decision). Whit plays things close to the vest and is very methodical. No way he's making this decision based on the last game.

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Yeah but don't underestimate the power of bringing back the cup in a rout...we'll see I guess

It probably depends on if we can find someone better and the recruiting class.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

As much as I think it's time to replace Fu, I could never root for us to not blow out UVA.

Took the the trash talking from UVAh players for our team to finally play the best first half that I can remember since the season opener

Hokie Club member since 2017

Doesn't make up for the last half of the season, the shit recruiting, and inability to develop kids.

In my mind i'm taller than Herbert.......oh wait.....i AM taller than Herbert. HEY SHORTY....MAKE MOAR TOUCHDOWNS!

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Yeah. Grow! What's wrong with you...baby body boy.

(Don't tell him I said that)

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Hopefully we keep the pedal to the medal and curbstomp them in the second half. If Fuente is out may as well go out with a bang!

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

KCCO

Tac Shaver works underwater, FYI.

That TacShaver guy shaving in the thunderstorm seems like he's seen some shit, and he's not okay.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

My wife's thought is always, "Where do we have an active military presence in the jungle right now?"

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

That dude has serial killer eyes.

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Why does he say "I never shave" when clearly he has 1-week stubble?

Just no credibility

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I said this a few weeks back....if he never shaves, wouldn't he look like methuselah?

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Anyone else giggle everything they say NUTS (...dot com)?

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Savvy snackers

Carolina Hokie

Miami sucks. We should kill them.

Wait...

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But they bak!

So much for that being a quality loss to a top 10 team

Hokie Club member since 2017

Still a moral victory though. /s

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Thanks Miami for fucking up with me taking you today in the TKP Pick six while i was tied for first place.... Dicks.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Shoulda known better.

On a positive note, I have thoroughly enjoyed watching KH have and incredible year running the ball so well, often right between the tackles. That has been sorely missing for a decade.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

Amen!

Where's the beef?

If we had a better record, he'd be getting some Heisman consideration.

Yet, he'll wind up 2nd team All ACC, behind Carter and/or Williams and Etienne because Carolina and Clemson.

Going out on a limb. The first 2 drives of the second half will define things. If UVa goes right down the field and scores a TD and we do not score in our first drive, this will be another fold up and die by a Fuente team. If the score differential is the same or better as it is now after the first 2 drives, think we are in a really good position.

Better sign off soon as I've had enough brandy that I'll start trying in dumber things than I normally do.

Go Hokies!

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D performed well

But then fake punt worked.

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Then held to another three and out (2 in one series...that's got to be a record)

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One day copper fit are gonna sell a onesie

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Barno is back

Note: Barno is fast

Did UVA hire Cornelsen this week as a consultant?

Nice sack on second down. Good time to get another stop!

Great start by the D. Let's go score some more points

Welp

That made no sense. 3rd and long should be an easy conversion (sigh).

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Shit!

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Damn you Shibest

Yep. A stop there and a score on the short field would have probably ended the game.

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Where is Reed on defense?

Gave up the fake - damnit!

That's why Deablo moved from WR.

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It looks like JHam has dialed up the pressure.

3rd and 10 time for another stop!

I think you take the hold. 2nd and 21 is better then 3rd and 11

And our special teams muffs again. Defense is still fired up.

defense has really stood up tall since that first drive. Proud of that unit

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

Deablo has been 🔥. Man among boys out there.

Wonder if he sticks around for the extra year of eligibility or tries his hand at the draft?

Good question. Seems to be a mid to late round projection. Probably depends on the....coaching situation?

HOLY SHIT!!!! Spurtle in da HOUSE!!!!!

Spurtle social.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

Drink

Like I need another excuse.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

OH NO! Spurtles are back.

Where has this defense been all season? Playing with some life, some energy!

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Maybe that Covid excuse has been a real thing all along! 🤔

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

No.

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Spurtle sighting. We will win!!!

Hear me out, uva will let us roll them to try and save fuentes job for him

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Jokes on them

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Great way to open the half (fake punt not withstanding). The pass rush looks possessed. Tapp and Teerlink musta got after em in the locker room.

Did they have tuna salad in the 16th century when they invented the Spurtle? Seems fishy.

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Not worth de-baiting

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

What are you salmon?

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Mayo wasn't invented until Napoleon was emperor of France so, it wouldn't have been possible.

This is going to be great for the ACC.

#spurtle

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Haven't been able to enjoy a spurtle commercial in peace since the NC State game... ahhhh

No the spurtle!

Forced two 3 and outs on that drive

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

BB has got to sell the handoff and keep. He's got 50 yards of open field.

We put the K in Kwality

Not gonna lie...on YouTubeTv...I have no fucking idea what the spurtle craze is.

Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

Laze and Burnop have not mention Spurtle once, either.

If you don't know, you wouldn't understand.

We put the K in Kwality

But I sure as shit can recite that entire ACC commercial by now

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

LOLUVA assistant coaches need to move the fuck out of the way after plays on their sidelines. Move clowns!

Hokie Club member since 2017

I NEED A SPURTLE

Well, spank me with a Spurtle.

We put the K in Kwality

If you act now, you'll get not one, but two.

did we just run it from under center? What is going on???

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

Did we just take a snap from under center? What's next? I-formation???

Fullback dive

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

TD here would be huge!

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

That stiff arm by Holston!

If we win this, Holston's stiff-arm there should become a GIF.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

UVA is susceptible to the stiff-arm.

We put the K in Kwality

Wow! Mitchell damn son

What a catch by Mitchel!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Loved that stiff arm.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

The donut dunks the defender for 11 yards!

BIG STONE GAP BITCHES

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Mitchell what a catch!

"I have a PLAN. You just need to have a little goddamn faith, Whit. I just need. more. MONEY." - Justin van der Linde

Steeeef arm

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

BB balling out tonight

Where is Blackshear? I'm not arguing with it. He is our 3rd string clearly. but haven't seen him at all.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

He's been out there, just not in the backfield.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Playing the role that he should be finally

Hokie Club member since 2017

Been in on a few plays (notably the screen pass BB threw in the dirt...cause it was blown up). He should be in the slot. Or getting the ball in space. Well put that in next year.

We put the K in Kwality

We are great at ruining a good drive with a terrible trick play.