It's game day!!!

LETS GO!!!!! Time to go ladies and gents. We've made it through the off season. Break out the Wild Turkey 101 and Maker's Mark, pour yourselves a stiff one, the Hokies play today!

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Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

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Recovering scientist working in business consulting

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2023 Season Challenge: TBD
Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020), Batman (2021), Wrasslin' (2022)

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

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Recovering scientist working in business consulting

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2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

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Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

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Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

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"Give me a fu¢king beer", Anonymous Genius

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"Give me a fu¢king beer", Anonymous Genius

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"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

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~This post has been or will be edited for clarity. This is a write drunk, edit sober kind of account.~

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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2023 Season Challenge: TBD
Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020), Batman (2021), Wrasslin' (2022)

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Bob: What would ya say ya do here?

Brad: I already told you! I iron out the minutiae so Justin doesn't have to. I have people skills dammit! What the hell is wrong with you people?

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Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

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Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

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"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

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2023 Season Challenge: TBD
Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020), Batman (2021), Wrasslin' (2022)

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My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

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2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

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"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

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The only things that Virginia Tech has an abundance of anymore are excuses for our own failures.

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Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

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Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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I just sit on my couch and b*tch. - HokieChemE2016

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"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

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Plan for the worst and hope for the best, not the other way around.

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Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.

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"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

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I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

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"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

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"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it." - K

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"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

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Recovering scientist working in business consulting

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"Give me a fu¢king beer", Anonymous Genius

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"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I am not yet completely sure about the universe.” -Einstein

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"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

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Football is a lot like life, and you're going to have disappointments. The issue is how you come back from them.

~ Frank Beamer
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Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

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Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in bad humor.

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"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

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There are wolves and there are sheep, I am the sheep dog

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I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

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Hey! It goes beyond big brother in the sky
Beyond the threat of martial law, No Horus eye
No one came to cuff you they just handed you the chain
Blind follows the blind and now the one-eyed man is king

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"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

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Amateur superstar and idiot extraordinaire.