Upon accepting the head coaching job at WVU, Neal Brown cited their close geographic proximity to Big 12 rivals and WVU's status as a public ivy as reasons for accepting the position.
Neal Brown listens to Country Roads and thinks the Blue Ridge Mountains and Shenandoah River are in West Virginia.
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Neal thinks the Ryder Cup selection process should have been altered at the last minute so Patrick Reed would be on the team automatically. People don't really understand him and think he's not good for team morale, but they are wrong according to Neal.
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And that Stricker should have called Billy Ho to tell him he didn't make the team before calling any of the Captains picks, just for the optics and to save Billy Ho from calling a buddy and crying to him about being left on read...
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Virginia Tech is Mack Brown's daddy, so does that make VT Neal Brown's grand daddy or his uncle? Doesn't matter cause in West Virginia, it's all the same.
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Neil Brown thinks thinks wearing a mask on an airplane is optional and delays the whole plane by having to head back to the gate so he can be kicked off the plane.
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Neal Brown has known that he wanted to live in the state of West Virginia since he was 15yrs old. That's when he met his future wife at a family reunion in West Virginia. His cousin Jolene was 10.....
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When Shane Lyons, West Virginia Athletic Director, was asked why Neal Brown was picked as head coach, he replied we wanted to make a sexier pick. We had Rich Rod and then Dana Holmgren. Neal is a real stunner.
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I had a co-worker like that once - nice guy but woefully ignorant. Was legitimately surprised when I told him that England had McDonalds. He was convinced he'd never be able to eat anything "over there"
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Neal Brown will come out in the post game presser and talk about "Virginia Tech sure showed up today, kicked us right in the tooth from the very beginning".
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Sadly that dumb shit has trickled into other states I've been seeing more and more in VA lately and I gotta say it's the single dumbest thing I've seen anyone do to a vehicle
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After getting shot down by every girl in Hooters, Neal Brown leaves, but returns with a Wendy's meal for every girl as an excuse to continue creeping on them.
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Neal Brown's role model Is Larry Fedora
More like Larry Visor.
Alone, in my desolate office, I actually for real laughed out loud to this.
Glad to help. I'll be here until Joe nukes the place.
You, me, and Keith Richards.
And me and my axe!
Oh wait, not a dwarf warrior in RL.
Coach Neal Brown is the reason MTV's "Buck Wild" was cancelled.
Neal Brown coaches West Virginia
Neal Brown doesn't know how to spell W-V-U
D o u b l e y o u v e e y o u
You think he knows how to spell "double"? C'mon man! His answer is U-U-V-U!!
Neal Brown once pushed a cat off a balcony at a football game.
Neal Brown thinks the Black Diamond Trophy is an engagement ring.
Neal Brown thought the FSU tackling effort at the end of the game yesterday was just fine.
Neal Brown can't grow a beard.
F*ck West Virginia.
Neal Brown claims to be related to Mack BrowhisHis goal is to follow his idols(Mack and Larry Fedora)'s footsteps and coach at UNCheat
Neal Brown met his wife at a family reunion.
If Neal Brown were to attempt to make a Hatin' On thread, he'd name it "Hating On"
You did mean "Hayt'n On" right?
This is disturbing, take your leg.
I have a feeling this one may be used a few times this season.....
The only difference is time
Neal is the love child of Chinballs and Rich Rod
Neal Brown doesn't think Pitt should eat shit
Neal Brown has his team kneel on XPs because he doesn't trust it to not be blocked and returned for 2 points.
Neal Brown insist on calling West Virginia The University of West Virginia.
Neal Brown thinks WVU fans act in a totally reasonable way around other teams' fans.
Neal Brown showers before he poops.
Neal Brown poops while he showers. (Fixed it for you)
Then stands over it saying "Check out my kneel brown guys"
it all goes to the same place
Neal Brown fully endorses WVU students making move in day signs
Mods let me know if the cartoon boobs are to inappropriate
I'm vaccinated 🙋🏽♂️
Not against that you're not.
A lot more diseases going around there than Covid... 😂
But they keep it in the family.
via GIPHY
Neal brown puts ketchup AND mayonnaise on his brownies
Neal Brown doesn't cut his sandwiches symmetrically.
Upon accepting the head coaching job at WVU, Neal Brown cited their close geographic proximity to Big 12 rivals and WVU's status as a public ivy as reasons for accepting the position.
Neal Brown listens to Country Roads and thinks the Blue Ridge Mountains and Shenandoah River are in West Virginia.
Neal believes the Lunch Pail Defense is an outdated term. He would have chosen the Lunch Bag Defense or Lunch Tote Defense.
Neal believes it is perfectly acceptable to set his cruise control on a safe 60 mph in the left hand lane on I-81.
I did not realize he was from Pennsylvania (comment may only make sense to people who have driver in NJ).
When Neal Brown is in NJ he ONLY makes left turns.
And not at the jug handles.
Neal Brown titters uncontrollably when someone say "jug handles"
Uh... and?
Neal Brown has never handled any jugs, not even once
Neal Brown has jug ears
Neal Brown thinks the Big 12 has 12 teams this year, since he can count all the teams on both of his hands.
Neal Brown calling the guys down for team dinner
Neal Brown answering Media questions
Neal Brown complaining about his social circle in the 'Hole
Neal doesn't get out much, but when he does want to "go crazy" he prefers Applebee's over Southern X.
But he thinks the Sunday buffet at Southern X is a great family lunch
Neal Brown thinks a southern man needs him around, anyhow.
Neal Brown also misquotes lyrics to feature himself.
Neal Brown looks like a chubby version of a poor man's Jeremy Renner wondering if that was really just a fart
Is he all ears under those huge headphones?
Like most West Virginians, Neal Brown thinks indoor plumbing is overrated.
But if they have it, mine acid in the well water is just fine.
Neal Brown thinks West Virginia has the nicest most respectful fans in the country.
Neal Brown thinks Country Roads was actually sung about West Virginia and not God's home land Shenandoah and Fredrick County Virginia.
Can't figure out how to embed this correctly but here's the tiktok of that guy saying the song is actually about the western part of virginia
Trying again
Hell just click the @n_lager27 link and its the first video of the asian guy in the bar.
Neal thinks the Ryder Cup selection process should have been altered at the last minute so Patrick Reed would be on the team automatically. People don't really understand him and think he's not good for team morale, but they are wrong according to Neal.
And that Stricker should have called Billy Ho to tell him he didn't make the team before calling any of the Captains picks, just for the optics and to save Billy Ho from calling a buddy and crying to him about being left on read...
Neal Brown thinks Mack Brown is his daddy when in fact it is actually Virginia Tech
Virginia Tech is Mack Brown's daddy, so does that make VT Neal Brown's grand daddy or his uncle? Doesn't matter cause in West Virginia, it's all the same.
Neil Brown thinks thinks wearing a mask on an airplane is optional and delays the whole plane by having to head back to the gate so he can be kicked off the plane.
Neal Brown likes getting kicked off airplanes because it makes everyone else late for their connecting flights
Neal Brown thinks his visor hat hides his bowl cut.
Neil Brown likes Cake
Neil Brown orders a flight at the brewery but will only drink the one the server says is most like a Coors Light.
"The self-serve water tap is on the side of the cooler, folks."
-When a person at the local brewery asks for a Bud Light
Neil Brown thinks Brown is the best color.
Neal Brown has known that he wanted to live in the state of West Virginia since he was 15yrs old. That's when he met his future wife at a family reunion in West Virginia. His cousin Jolene was 10.....
Neil Brown pee's in ziplock bags
Neal pees brown in Ziploc bags.
Better get that checked out!
Neal Brown does not know how to light a couch on fire
Neal Brown wanted to marry his cousin because she had nice tooth
Neal Brown applauded Texas and OU for leaving the Big 12 so that WVU could take the league to new levels
Neal Brown has a tendency to start Mondays off with "computer issues", when he's got a lot to get done in 8 hrs.
Much like James Brown, the godfather of soul Neal Brown fancies himself as the godfather of the Buckwild.
Neal Brown's real name is Kneel Down.
Neal Brown think WVU has the classiest fans in CFB
What does Neal Brown do for Halloween? Pump kin
Holy shit that was funny.
Neil Brown waits outside 7-11 and then asks if you can buy him and his friends 40s
Neil Brown thinks yelling Brooksy isn't classy.
He thinks the PGA banning it was a good idea.
While he drinks a Michelob Ultra
Neil Brown is wearing a mesh cool gear sport visor with a jacket in the main picture....
When Shane Lyons, West Virginia Athletic Director, was asked why Neal Brown was picked as head coach, he replied we wanted to make a sexier pick. We had Rich Rod and then Dana Holmgren. Neal is a real stunner.
Didn't Holgorsen leave WVU in favor of Houston? Or did he get fired and end up there? I don't remember
He left, but likely would have been fired.
Neal Brown double dips at the company holiday party.
Neal Brown eats without utensils at ethnic restaurants because "That's how they eat over there"
at first I was really confused and then I realized you missed a letter...
Fixed, but I had a co-worker that would do this all the time, like no other countries had advanced to silverware yet.
I had a co-worker like that once - nice guy but woefully ignorant. Was legitimately surprised when I told him that England had McDonalds. He was convinced he'd never be able to eat anything "over there"
If McDonald's is all they have id be worried about eating over there too. /s
Neal Brown's favorite line before sex is "What can brown do for you?"
Neal Brown will come out in the post game presser and talk about "Virginia Tech sure showed up today, kicked us right in the tooth from the very beginning".
Neal Brown takes West Virginia so seriously that he only wears visors to protest the Hatfields, and commonly refers to himself as "The Neal McCoy".
(super secret... the McCoys were mostly Kentucky).
That's why we're Hatin' on him. He's not very smart.
Neal Brown thinks WVU is the Academic flag bearer for the Big 12.
Neal Brown is convinced that his starting Quarterback is the son to the Billionaire behind Dogecoin
came here to saw that Neal Brown thinks Doegecoin is the real deal
Neal Brown's ride looks like this:
I didn't know Neal Brown was from South Carolina
Sadly that dumb shit has trickled into other states I've been seeing more and more in VA lately and I gotta say it's the single dumbest thing I've seen anyone do to a vehicle
Neal brown likes men
Not that there's anything wrong with that.gif
Neal brown doesn't twist his Oreo's apart
Neal Brown thinks the Golden Age of the Simpsons has been the last 6 years.
Neal Brown thought the dialogue in Star Wars Episodes 1-3 were the best in the franchise.
Neal Brown takes guests out for sushi. In Morgantown.
Edit: fixed a typo.
On away game trips, Neal Brown has players collect their unopened hotel soap so he can restock his house.
After getting shot down by every girl in Hooters, Neal Brown leaves, but returns with a Wendy's meal for every girl as an excuse to continue creeping on them.