Hatin' On: Neal Brown

Neal Brown willingly took a job at WVU.

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Neal Brown's role model Is Larry Fedora

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

More like Larry Visor.

Alone, in my desolate office, I actually for real laughed out loud to this.

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

Glad to help. I'll be here until Joe nukes the place.

And me and my axe!

Oh wait, not a dwarf warrior in RL.

VTCC '86 Delta Company, Hokie in Peru, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

Coach Neal Brown is the reason MTV's "Buck Wild" was cancelled.

Neal Brown coaches West Virginia

(add if applicable) /s

Neal Brown doesn't know how to spell W-V-U

D o u b l e y o u v e e y o u

#MakeTheMove . . . "Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

You think he knows how to spell "double"? C'mon man! His answer is U-U-V-U!!

Neal Brown once pushed a cat off a balcony at a football game.

Neal Brown thinks the Black Diamond Trophy is an engagement ring.

Neal Brown thought the FSU tackling effort at the end of the game yesterday was just fine.

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

Neal Brown can't grow a beard.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

F*ck West Virginia.

Neal Brown claims to be related to Mack BrowhisHis goal is to follow his idols(Mack and Larry Fedora)'s footsteps and coach at UNCheat

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Neal Brown met his wife at a family reunion.

If Neal Brown were to attempt to make a Hatin' On thread, he'd name it "Hating On"

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

You did mean "Hayt'n On" right?

2021 Season Challenge: only comment with Batman memes.

Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020)

This is disturbing, take your leg.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

I have a feeling this one may be used a few times this season.....

My wife takes the kids and leaves the house while I watch my Hokie games.........nuff said

The only difference is time

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Neal is the love child of Chinballs and Rich Rod

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Neal Brown doesn't think Pitt should eat shit

Neal Brown has his team kneel on XPs because he doesn't trust it to not be blocked and returned for 2 points.

Neal Brown insist on calling West Virginia The University of West Virginia.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Neal Brown thinks WVU fans act in a totally reasonable way around other teams' fans.

Neal Brown showers before he poops.

"It's a miracle in Blacksburg, TYROD DID IT MIKEY, TYROD DID IT!"

Neal Brown poops while he showers. (Fixed it for you)

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Then stands over it saying "Check out my kneel brown guys"

The Dude Abides

it all goes to the same place

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

Neal Brown fully endorses WVU students making move in day signs

Mods let me know if the cartoon boobs are to inappropriate

2021 Season Challenge: only comment with Batman memes.

Previous Challenges: Star Wars (2019), Marvel (2020)

I'm vaccinated 🙋🏽‍♂️

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Not against that you're not.

A lot more diseases going around there than Covid... 😂

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

But they keep it in the family.

Neal brown puts ketchup AND mayonnaise on his brownies

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

Neal Brown doesn't cut his sandwiches symmetrically.

"It's a miracle in Blacksburg, TYROD DID IT MIKEY, TYROD DID IT!"

Upon accepting the head coaching job at WVU, Neal Brown cited their close geographic proximity to Big 12 rivals and WVU's status as a public ivy as reasons for accepting the position.

Neal Brown listens to Country Roads and thinks the Blue Ridge Mountains and Shenandoah River are in West Virginia.

Neal believes the Lunch Pail Defense is an outdated term. He would have chosen the Lunch Bag Defense or Lunch Tote Defense.

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

Neal believes it is perfectly acceptable to set his cruise control on a safe 60 mph in the left hand lane on I-81.

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

I did not realize he was from Pennsylvania (comment may only make sense to people who have driver in NJ).

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

When Neal Brown is in NJ he ONLY makes left turns.

And not at the jug handles.

Neal Brown titters uncontrollably when someone say "jug handles"

Uh... and?

Neal Brown has never handled any jugs, not even once

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Neal Brown has jug ears

Neal Brown thinks the Big 12 has 12 teams this year, since he can count all the teams on both of his hands.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Neal Brown calling the guys down for team dinner

Neal Brown answering Media questions

Neal Brown complaining about his social circle in the 'Hole

Neal doesn't get out much, but when he does want to "go crazy" he prefers Applebee's over Southern X.

"It's always great to beat UVA, that makes us all smarter and better looking for a couple days".

But he thinks the Sunday buffet at Southern X is a great family lunch

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Neal Brown thinks a southern man needs him around, anyhow.

Neal Brown also misquotes lyrics to feature himself.

Neal Brown looks like a chubby version of a poor man's Jeremy Renner wondering if that was really just a fart

Is he all ears under those huge headphones?

Like most West Virginians, Neal Brown thinks indoor plumbing is overrated.

Neal Brown thinks indoor plumbing is overrated.

But if they have it, mine acid in the well water is just fine.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Neal Brown thinks West Virginia has the nicest most respectful fans in the country.

Neal Brown thinks Country Roads was actually sung about West Virginia and not God's home land Shenandoah and Fredrick County Virginia.

He said give to me Roscoe

Can't figure out how to embed this correctly but here's the tiktok of that guy saying the song is actually about the western part of virginia

@n_langer27 Fact: The Blue Ridge Mountains and Shenandoah River are primarily located in WESTERN Virginia, and hardly run through WV. #drunkthoughts #johndenver ♬ Take Me Home, Country Roads - John Denver

Trying again

Hell just click the @n_lager27 link and its the first video of the asian guy in the bar.

Neal thinks the Ryder Cup selection process should have been altered at the last minute so Patrick Reed would be on the team automatically. People don't really understand him and think he's not good for team morale, but they are wrong according to Neal.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

And that Stricker should have called Billy Ho to tell him he didn't make the team before calling any of the Captains picks, just for the optics and to save Billy Ho from calling a buddy and crying to him about being left on read...

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Neal Brown thinks Mack Brown is his daddy when in fact it is actually Virginia Tech

Virginia Tech is Mack Brown's daddy, so does that make VT Neal Brown's grand daddy or his uncle? Doesn't matter cause in West Virginia, it's all the same.

Neil Brown thinks thinks wearing a mask on an airplane is optional and delays the whole plane by having to head back to the gate so he can be kicked off the plane.

Neal Brown likes getting kicked off airplanes because it makes everyone else late for their connecting flights

Neal Brown thinks his visor hat hides his bowl cut.

FIRST DOWN, HOKIES!

Neil Brown likes Cake

Hokies, Local Soccer, AFC Ajax, Ravens

Neil Brown orders a flight at the brewery but will only drink the one the server says is most like a Coors Light.

"Don't go to, go through"

"The self-serve water tap is on the side of the cooler, folks."
-When a person at the local brewery asks for a Bud Light

Neil Brown thinks Brown is the best color.

"When you're green, you're growing. When you're ripe, you rot." -Ray Kroc

Neal Brown has known that he wanted to live in the state of West Virginia since he was 15yrs old. That's when he met his future wife at a family reunion in West Virginia. His cousin Jolene was 10.....

Neil Brown pee's in ziplock bags

1-0 every week

Neal pees brown in Ziploc bags.

Better get that checked out!

Neal Brown does not know how to light a couch on fire

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

Neal Brown wanted to marry his cousin because she had nice tooth

Neal Brown applauded Texas and OU for leaving the Big 12 so that WVU could take the league to new levels

Neal Brown has a tendency to start Mondays off with "computer issues", when he's got a lot to get done in 8 hrs.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Much like James Brown, the godfather of soul Neal Brown fancies himself as the godfather of the Buckwild.

If there is no enemy within the enemy outside can do us no harm.

Neal Brown's real name is Kneel Down.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Neal Brown think WVU has the classiest fans in CFB

What does Neal Brown do for Halloween? Pump kin

Holy shit that was funny.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Neil Brown waits outside 7-11 and then asks if you can buy him and his friends 40s

The Dude Abides

Neil Brown thinks yelling Brooksy isn't classy.

He thinks the PGA banning it was a good idea.

While he drinks a Michelob Ultra

Neil Brown is wearing a mesh cool gear sport visor with a jacket in the main picture....

"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" - Colonel Sanders via Ricky Bobby

When Shane Lyons, West Virginia Athletic Director, was asked why Neal Brown was picked as head coach, he replied we wanted to make a sexier pick. We had Rich Rod and then Dana Holmgren. Neal is a real stunner.

If there is no enemy within the enemy outside can do us no harm.

Didn't Holgorsen leave WVU in favor of Houston? Or did he get fired and end up there? I don't remember

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

He left, but likely would have been fired.

Beat WVU

Neal Brown double dips at the company holiday party.

Outspoken team cake advocate. Hates terrapins. Resident Macho Man Gif Poster. Distant cousin to Dork Magic. Frequently misspells words.

Neal Brown eats without utensils at ethnic restaurants because "That's how they eat over there"

I am not sure what to do with my hands now

Neal Brown eats without utensils at ethic restaurants because "That's how they eat over there"

at first I was really confused and then I realized you missed a letter...

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

Fixed, but I had a co-worker that would do this all the time, like no other countries had advanced to silverware yet.

I am not sure what to do with my hands now

I had a co-worker like that once - nice guy but woefully ignorant. Was legitimately surprised when I told him that England had McDonalds. He was convinced he'd never be able to eat anything "over there"

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

If McDonald's is all they have id be worried about eating over there too. /s

Neal Brown's favorite line before sex is "What can brown do for you?"

Neal Brown will come out in the post game presser and talk about "Virginia Tech sure showed up today, kicked us right in the tooth from the very beginning".

I am not sure what to do with my hands now

Neal Brown takes West Virginia so seriously that he only wears visors to protest the Hatfields, and commonly refers to himself as "The Neal McCoy".

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

(super secret... the McCoys were mostly Kentucky).

That's why we're Hatin' on him. He's not very smart.

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Neal Brown thinks WVU is the Academic flag bearer for the Big 12.

Neal Brown is convinced that his starting Quarterback is the son to the Billionaire behind Dogecoin

It's always darkest before the dawn ~ Thomas Fuller

came here to saw that Neal Brown thinks Doegecoin is the real deal

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Neal Brown's ride looks like this:

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Jet Sweep

I didn't know Neal Brown was from South Carolina

(add if applicable) /s

Sadly that dumb shit has trickled into other states I've been seeing more and more in VA lately and I gotta say it's the single dumbest thing I've seen anyone do to a vehicle

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Neal brown likes men

Based

Not that there's anything wrong with that.gif

The Dude Abides

Neal brown doesn't twist his Oreo's apart

It's an unwritten law that it's my lunch pail. I've issued the challenge. If someone outworks me, they can get it.
Darryl Tapp

Neal Brown thinks the Golden Age of the Simpsons has been the last 6 years.

Neal Brown thought the dialogue in Star Wars Episodes 1-3 were the best in the franchise.

Neal Brown takes guests out for sushi. In Morgantown.

Edit: fixed a typo.

On away game trips, Neal Brown has players collect their unopened hotel soap so he can restock his house.

After getting shot down by every girl in Hooters, Neal Brown leaves, but returns with a Wendy's meal for every girl as an excuse to continue creeping on them.