2021 PICK SIX WEEK 3 - Family Reunion HateWeek

Let's all give a hearty, Pick 6 "Screw You, buddy!" to maxANDcheese for their magical 6-0 run last weekend.

In other news, I set the games and then forgot to make my picks.


You're welcome.

Here's the thing about this week's games: We play the cousins, UNC/UVA are essentially snobby twins trying to out-privilege each other, Alabama and Florida are fighting over who gets to inherit the family swamp, Florida State and Wake Forest...ok bad example. Also, those relatives you want to pretend you don't have: BYU, Penn State, and Auburn are here.

Also, Arizona State keeps getting asked questions about how they're doing but people are confusing them with their older, crappier sibling. The people acknowledge the error and then keep doing it.

I really hate so many of these teams.

(15) VIRGINIA TECH HOKIES at 50,000 FANS 6 LAST NAMES (RICH ROD'S TEARS -2.5)
I hope we smoke these clowns like it's their hometown on a Sunday morning.

Starting off strong with the Hokies being ranked underdogs to an unranked home team.

(1) ALABAMA at (11) FLORIDA (BAMA -15.5)
Blanket statement: No P5 Florida teams are bak/good until they win their conference again.

FLORIDA STATE at WAKE FOREST (WtForest -6.5)
Can Jacksonville State beat FSU 2 weeks in a row? I hope so.

loluva at UNCheat (Made Brown's Team -8.5)
"You're so smug, you smell your own farts!"

The most contentious part of this crowd is if someone doesn't chill the white wine properly.

(19) ARIZONA STATE at (23) BYU (ASU -2.5)
How little respect does Arizona State get? Not only did AP voters mistake them for Arizona 2 weeks in a row, I couldn't even find a gif of Herm as ASU's head coach.

(22) AUBURN at (10) PENN STATE (psu -6.5)


War Damn Eagle.

For those of us old enough to remember when VH1 was some upstart MTV knock-off, here's the CBSSPORTS link.

(15) VIRGINIA TECH HOKIES at 50,000 FANS 6 LAST NAMES (RICH ROD'S TEARS -2.5)
(1) ALABAMA at (11) FLORIDA (BAMA -15.5)
FLORIDA STATE at WAKE FOREST (WtForest -6.5)
loluva at UNCheat (Made Brown's Team -8.5)
(19) ARIZONA STATE at (23) BYU (ASU -2.5)
(22) AUBURN at (10) PENN STATE (psu -6.5)

Don't forget to do that thing you put off while reading this. I forget what it was, but it seemed important.

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Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

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If you feel the leather in your hand let it rip.

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If you feel the leather in your hand let it rip.

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To you from failing hands we throw
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If you feel the leather in your hand let it rip.

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Five star get after it 100 percent Juice Key-Playing. MAN

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No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

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Have mercy. Being married to French is hard y'all.

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