He coaches what he calls "Richmond's premier college football team" but have they ever beaten VCU? And everyone knows that campus is just west end Henrico anyway.
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Coach Russ always answers the calls for his car's extended warranty, After speaking with them for a bit he gives them names and numbers of other older car owners he knows, thinking the extended warranty could be useful for them as well.
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Russ Huesman thinks the Hokies have a potent offense and that if the players would just execute a little better they would be undefeated every single year.
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Russ Huesman once took edibles, claimed they didn't do anything, as he proceeded to eat 3 boxes double stuffed Oreos, leftover lasagna from 2 nights ago, without heating it up, and constantly groaning through Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
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Russ Huesman's first name is Russ. If you have ever had a boss named Russ no further explanation is required. The guy is automatically the worst dick you have ever worked for in your entire career. Guys named Russ are the king of dicks. They are narcissists bent on stepping all over you and making your like a miserable hell. Dammit !! now I am experiencing PTSD and have to call my therapist.
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My chief technical officer is named Russ. Russ is my boss's boss's boss. Russ is the chief marketing officer too and will just take his fokakta half-baked ideas for projects straight to technology instead of determining if there's actually a business case or a customer from the marketing side. Sometimes Russ emails me and asks where we stand on some fokakta half-baked idea of a project that he had that isn't worth my time to work on. Russ doesn't take no for an answer and has to be the smartest guy in the room or the teams call. Russ will harangue the middle management to work on his fokakta half-baked ideas (he is the big boss after all). When the technical updates on the projects are presented, Russ will belittle the technical staff for working on projects that have no verified financials, no clear prospective customer, no clear criteria for quality for the intended product.
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I'm an R&D scientist with a PHD. I have spent the last year working on projects that have little-to-no scientific merit. The motivation I have from a day to day standpoint is just to prove that I'm right, since my immediate supervisor has the outlook that if you're not an uneven nail, you won't get hammered.
but in all, the mismanagement and the commute are the worst parts of the job and they are manageable on my end.
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I have spent the last year working on projects that have little-to-no scientific merit.
Thankfully, I don't think I ever was in that situation - undergrad research, lab tech, grad school, or postdoc. Plenty of other lousy ones, but not that one.
To this day, consider getting out of academic bench science 1 of the 3 best decisions I ever consciously made in my adult life. Know you are not in an academic setting, but feel free to reach out if you want to try and escape from (er, I mean, transition from) the lab.
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That was intensely hilarious and sad at the same time. Clearly, he wanted to kick out of bounds and avoid the return, and the punter kept kicking to Tayvion. Then, the punter couldn't fit the gap and keep Tayvion from gaining yards. I'd be madder than hell.
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He coaches what he calls "Richmond's premier college football team" but have they ever beaten VCU? And everyone knows that campus is just west end Henrico anyway.
Russ thinks that Brad had a great game plan against the Mountaineers.
Corn used his "Phone A Friend" lifeline on 4th down to call Huesman for advice
Russ thinks Villanova is a football powerhouse.
Bravo.
Russ Huesman was Whit's primary source for our Offense being "adaptable" and "hard to prepare for."
Russ Huesman thinks The Home Place closing was a good thing.
Russ Huesman prefers the Golden Corral anyhow
Russ Huesman always washes his microwaved Bourbon Street Steak down with an Oreo Shake.
Russ Huesman thinks Ryan's had good food.
Quantity has a quality all its own
Before this comment, I had successfully kept that damn song out of my head for the majority of the day so far....
I'll give you a leg, but I'm not happy about the price I'm paying for it.
If it makes you feel better, I felt great shame after posting it and continue to.
Also, I have the damn song back in my head too.
I first read the title as "HATIN' ON: RUSS HANNEMAN"
Russ Huseman has a car with doors that open normally.
Russ asks to be introduced as HuesDAman.
All of these sound like the old Jay Mohr Show bits of him as Norm MacDonald insulting Rex Grossman
TIMEOUT!
Russ Huesman (loosely) anagrams to A Sure Smush'n, which he most enjoys receiving on Saturday afternoons.
https://youtu.be/MAhCpAS2AwA
someone queue Snooki
Russ Huesman hates his own name
Russ is so popular, even Gobble couldn't find a picture of him to post!
Russ doesn't like Alamo brisket sandwiches. He thinks Arby's is just as good.
Russ Huesman is hoping to use Richmond as a stepping stone to get to Liberty.
Russ Huesman does not appreciate how beautiful a campus he has, what a maroon!
(I grew up 3-blocks away.)
Russ Huesman told Whit Babcock, in confidence, of course, that the VT offense is very difficult to prepare for
Russ Huesman can't grow a beard.
Coach Russ always answers the calls for his car's extended warranty, After speaking with them for a bit he gives them names and numbers of other older car owners he knows, thinking the extended warranty could be useful for them as well.
Truth be known, Russ Huesman actually finds spiders to be a little creepy.
Russ Huesman thinks the Hokies have a potent offense and that if the players would just execute a little better they would be undefeated every single year.
Russ Huesman gives 5-year old candy corn to all trick-or-treaters who aren't dressed as spiders.
Russ Huesman is no Neal Brown.
Russ Huesman doesn't know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Russ Huesman thinks the NFL taunting penalties have improved the fan experience of the games.
Russ Huesman fishes in the U of R pond.
And eats what he catches!
Russ Huesman's walk out music is House of Pain. He believes "Who's the man" is there greatest hit...
Russ Huesman thinks a statue of him would look pretty good on that circle.
Russ Huesman answers his phone "Hues da man?"
He also thinks 50 Shades of Gray should be titled 50 Hues of Gray
Russ Huesman thinks Richmond is a well run city.
Russ Huesman wanted to change his name to Russ Hoosman but the judge told him he was stupid because Hoos and man don't go together.
Russ Huesman turned me into a newt
a newt!?!
I hear he got better.
Russ Huesman once took edibles, claimed they didn't do anything, as he proceeded to eat 3 boxes double stuffed Oreos, leftover lasagna from 2 nights ago, without heating it up, and constantly groaning through Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Russ Huesman anagrams to Sans Humerus which is what's gonna happen when the lunch pail defense rips off his own arm and beats him with it
Russ Huesman's first name is Russ. If you have ever had a boss named Russ no further explanation is required. The guy is automatically the worst dick you have ever worked for in your entire career. Guys named Russ are the king of dicks. They are narcissists bent on stepping all over you and making your like a miserable hell. Dammit !! now I am experiencing PTSD and have to call my therapist.
My chief technical officer is named Russ. Russ is my boss's boss's boss. Russ is the chief marketing officer too and will just take his fokakta half-baked ideas for projects straight to technology instead of determining if there's actually a business case or a customer from the marketing side. Sometimes Russ emails me and asks where we stand on some fokakta half-baked idea of a project that he had that isn't worth my time to work on. Russ doesn't take no for an answer and has to be the smartest guy in the room or the teams call. Russ will harangue the middle management to work on his fokakta half-baked ideas (he is the big boss after all). When the technical updates on the projects are presented, Russ will belittle the technical staff for working on projects that have no verified financials, no clear prospective customer, no clear criteria for quality for the intended product.
Do you need a hug?
So glad my CIO isn't like that. But thanks for sharing so that I use this with my team to show them that the grass isn't always greener.
I'm an R&D scientist with a PHD. I have spent the last year working on projects that have little-to-no scientific merit. The motivation I have from a day to day standpoint is just to prove that I'm right, since my immediate supervisor has the outlook that if you're not an uneven nail, you won't get hammered.
but in all, the mismanagement and the commute are the worst parts of the job and they are manageable on my end.
I'm an R&D scientist with a PHD.
I'm sorry for you.
I have spent the last year working on projects that have little-to-no scientific merit.
Thankfully, I don't think I ever was in that situation - undergrad research, lab tech, grad school, or postdoc. Plenty of other lousy ones, but not that one.
To this day, consider getting out of academic bench science 1 of the 3 best decisions I ever consciously made in my adult life. Know you are not in an academic setting, but feel free to reach out if you want to try and escape from (er, I mean, transition from) the lab.
Russ Huesman thinks that Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is a perfectly fine way to go through life.
Russ Huesman doesn't know that Mike London was a cop.
Russ thinks Timecop is a perfect nickname for Mike London bc he left the Richmond job at the right time.
Russ Huesman tells people his favorite play is Spider 2 Y Orange just so he can say "orange you glad I didn't say banana?"
Russ Huesman thinks "35 years is the charm", remembering the last time the Spiders played in Lane Stadium.
(The last time these teams faced each other in Lane, Richmond won, 24-14, in 1985. In the series, they've won two out of 27 games.)
Thanks for the memory, I had to attend that embarrassment/game.
Russ Huesman would rather yell at his punter than kick a field goal and later go for it in a winnable game.
That was intensely hilarious and sad at the same time. Clearly, he wanted to kick out of bounds and avoid the return, and the punter kept kicking to Tayvion. Then, the punter couldn't fit the gap and keep Tayvion from gaining yards. I'd be madder than hell.
You're right, of course.
But as a VT fan it was popcorn-worthy.
Russ Huesmann thinks the VT offense scoring 14 points was "prolific."
I haven't seen a coach as angry on the sideline since the last time I watched a Pitt game