Hatin' On: Russ Huesman

Russ tells everyone that he's a "Huesman Trophy winner" because he was an assistant coach on Richmond's 2008 FCS Championship team

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He coaches what he calls "Richmond's premier college football team" but have they ever beaten VCU? And everyone knows that campus is just west end Henrico anyway.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

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Russ thinks that Brad had a great game plan against the Mountaineers.

Corn used his "Phone A Friend" lifeline on 4th down to call Huesman for advice

Russ thinks Villanova is a football powerhouse.

Bravo.

Russ Huesman was Whit's primary source for our Offense being "adaptable" and "hard to prepare for."

Russ Huesman thinks The Home Place closing was a good thing.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Russ Huesman prefers the Golden Corral anyhow

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Russ Huesman always washes his microwaved Bourbon Street Steak down with an Oreo Shake.

Russ Huesman thinks Ryan's had good food.

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BSME 2009

Quantity has a quality all its own

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Before this comment, I had successfully kept that damn song out of my head for the majority of the day so far....

I'll give you a leg, but I'm not happy about the price I'm paying for it.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

If it makes you feel better, I felt great shame after posting it and continue to.

Also, I have the damn song back in my head too.

I first read the title as "HATIN' ON: RUSS HANNEMAN"

Russ Huseman has a car with doors that open normally.

Russ asks to be introduced as HuesDAman.

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

All of these sound like the old Jay Mohr Show bits of him as Norm MacDonald insulting Rex Grossman

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

TIMEOUT!

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
β€œI served in the United States Navy"

Russ Huesman (loosely) anagrams to A Sure Smush'n, which he most enjoys receiving on Saturday afternoons.

"It's always great to beat UVA, that makes us all smarter and better looking for a couple days".

someone queue Snooki

Russ Huesman hates his own name

Russ is so popular, even Gobble couldn't find a picture of him to post!

Russ doesn't like Alamo brisket sandwiches. He thinks Arby's is just as good.

Russ Huesman is hoping to use Richmond as a stepping stone to get to Liberty.

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Russ Huesman does not appreciate how beautiful a campus he has, what a maroon!

(I grew up 3-blocks away.)

VT '10--US Citizen; Virginian By Birth; Texan By the Grace of God.

Rick Monday... You Made a Great Play...

Romanes Eunt Domus

Russ Huesman told Whit Babcock, in confidence, of course, that the VT offense is very difficult to prepare for

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Russ Huesman can't grow a beard.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

Coach Russ always answers the calls for his car's extended warranty, After speaking with them for a bit he gives them names and numbers of other older car owners he knows, thinking the extended warranty could be useful for them as well.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@BuryHokie #ThanksFrank

Truth be known, Russ Huesman actually finds spiders to be a little creepy.

Russ Huesman thinks the Hokies have a potent offense and that if the players would just execute a little better they would be undefeated every single year.

"The Big Ten is always using excuses to cancel games with us. First Wisconsin. Then Wisconsin. After that, Wisconsin. The subsequent cancellation with Wisconsin comes to mind too. Now Penn State. What's next? Wisconsin?" -HorseOnATreadmill

Russ Huesman gives 5-year old candy corn to all trick-or-treaters who aren't dressed as spiders.

VTCC '86 Delta Company, Hokie in Peru, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

Russ Huesman is no Neal Brown.

Russ Huesman doesn't know that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Russ Huesman thinks the NFL taunting penalties have improved the fan experience of the games.

1-0 every week

Russ Huesman fishes in the U of R pond.

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

And eats what he catches!

Russ Huesman's walk out music is House of Pain. He believes "Who's the man" is there greatest hit...

Russ Huesman thinks a statue of him would look pretty good on that circle.

I am not sure what to do with my hands now

Russ Huesman answers his phone "Hues da man?"

He also thinks 50 Shades of Gray should be titled 50 Hues of Gray

2 time Longwood grad married to a Hokie.

Russ Huesman thinks Richmond is a well run city.

Russ Huesman wanted to change his name to Russ Hoosman but the judge told him he was stupid because Hoos and man don't go together.

Russ Huesman turned me into a newt

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

a newt!?!

I hear he got better.

Russ Huesman once took edibles, claimed they didn't do anything, as he proceeded to eat 3 boxes double stuffed Oreos, leftover lasagna from 2 nights ago, without heating it up, and constantly groaning through Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Russ Huesman anagrams to Sans Humerus which is what's gonna happen when the lunch pail defense rips off his own arm and beats him with it

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Russ Huesman's first name is Russ. If you have ever had a boss named Russ no further explanation is required. The guy is automatically the worst dick you have ever worked for in your entire career. Guys named Russ are the king of dicks. They are narcissists bent on stepping all over you and making your like a miserable hell. Dammit !! now I am experiencing PTSD and have to call my therapist.

If there is no enemy within the enemy outside can do us no harm.

My chief technical officer is named Russ. Russ is my boss's boss's boss. Russ is the chief marketing officer too and will just take his fokakta half-baked ideas for projects straight to technology instead of determining if there's actually a business case or a customer from the marketing side. Sometimes Russ emails me and asks where we stand on some fokakta half-baked idea of a project that he had that isn't worth my time to work on. Russ doesn't take no for an answer and has to be the smartest guy in the room or the teams call. Russ will harangue the middle management to work on his fokakta half-baked ideas (he is the big boss after all). When the technical updates on the projects are presented, Russ will belittle the technical staff for working on projects that have no verified financials, no clear prospective customer, no clear criteria for quality for the intended product.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Do you need a hug?

So glad my CIO isn't like that. But thanks for sharing so that I use this with my team to show them that the grass isn't always greener.

I'm an R&D scientist with a PHD. I have spent the last year working on projects that have little-to-no scientific merit. The motivation I have from a day to day standpoint is just to prove that I'm right, since my immediate supervisor has the outlook that if you're not an uneven nail, you won't get hammered.

but in all, the mismanagement and the commute are the worst parts of the job and they are manageable on my end.

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

I'm an R&D scientist with a PHD.

I'm sorry for you.

I have spent the last year working on projects that have little-to-no scientific merit.

Thankfully, I don't think I ever was in that situation - undergrad research, lab tech, grad school, or postdoc. Plenty of other lousy ones, but not that one.

To this day, consider getting out of academic bench science 1 of the 3 best decisions I ever consciously made in my adult life. Know you are not in an academic setting, but feel free to reach out if you want to try and escape from (er, I mean, transition from) the lab.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

Russ Huesman thinks that Fat, Drunk, and Stupid is a perfectly fine way to go through life.

To be the man you gotta beat the man!

Russ Huesman doesn't know that Mike London was a cop.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Russ thinks Timecop is a perfect nickname for Mike London bc he left the Richmond job at the right time.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

Russ Huesman tells people his favorite play is Spider 2 Y Orange just so he can say "orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

I'm here for the memes, I just stay for the football.

Russ Huesman thinks "35 years is the charm", remembering the last time the Spiders played in Lane Stadium.

(The last time these teams faced each other in Lane, Richmond won, 24-14, in 1985. In the series, they've won two out of 27 games.)

Thanks for the memory, I had to attend that embarrassment/game.

VTCC '86 Delta Company, Hokie in Peru, Former Naval Aviator, Former FBISA, Forever married to my VT87 girl. Go VT!

Russ Huesman would rather yell at his punter than kick a field goal and later go for it in a winnable game.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

That was intensely hilarious and sad at the same time. Clearly, he wanted to kick out of bounds and avoid the return, and the punter kept kicking to Tayvion. Then, the punter couldn't fit the gap and keep Tayvion from gaining yards. I'd be madder than hell.

TKPhi Damn Proud
BSME 2009

You're right, of course.

But as a VT fan it was popcorn-worthy.

Russ Huesmann thinks the VT offense scoring 14 points was "prolific."

I haven't seen a coach as angry on the sideline since the last time I watched a Pitt game