HATIN' ON: BYE WEEK

By: Frencht18
on September 26, 2021, 10:37 AM | 48 comments

We all know it, the dreaded Fuente bye week.

This bye weeks sucks so much, even Corn wants to run the score up on it.

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bluehokie2006's picture bluehokie2006 | 4 years 9 months #

Bye Week ain't played nobody, PAWL!

2HokiesIn1's picture 2HokiesIn1
PICK 6 BIG SHOOTS
| 4 years 9 months # ^

Bye week is on everybody's schedule but no one shows up to play! Cowards!

A decade on TKP and it's been time well spent.

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 4 years 9 months #

I've been looking forward to facing Bye Week all season. I can hardly believe it's finally here.

I really think our defense will hold Bye Week scoreless.

VPIhokieME's picture VPIhokieME
'_'
| 4 years 9 months # ^

It'll be the best effort from our defense all season, eh?

Onward and upward

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 4 years 9 months # ^

I don't know about the best effort, but I'm predicting a shut out.

Gillie's Blue's picture Gillie's Blue | 4 years 9 months # ^

Defense will be fine. This offense won't be able to score a single point on it though.

"... I think he played his nuts off. And you can quote me on that shit."

The Beard of DeChristopher's picture The Beard of DeChristopher
BEARDS > PEOPLE
| 4 years 9 months #

Bye Week can't grow a beard.

21st century QBs Undefeated vs UVA:
MV7, MV5, LT3, Grant Wells, Braxton Burmeister, Ryan Willis, Josh Jackson, Jerod Evans, Michael Brewer, Tyrod Taylor, Sean Glennon, and Grant Noel. That's right, UVA. You couldn't beat Grant Noel.

tjbhokie's picture tjbhokie | 4 years 9 months #

Hopefully Cornelson handles the minutia of the bye week

Free Hugh

Gillie's Blue's picture Gillie's Blue | 4 years 9 months # ^

^Thread winner.

"... I think he played his nuts off. And you can quote me on that shit."

skippypbm's picture skippypbm
I GOTTA BE ME!
| 4 years 9 months # ^

Somehow we'll STILL run a QB draw on 3rd and goal from the 9. Bye week turns it over on the ensuing series and we get a pick six for the narrow win,

From the 2018 VT-uva game-"This is when LEGENDS are made!"

Hokie in The Wire's picture Hokie in The Wire
🦀🦀SHEEEEEEEEIT🦀🦀
| 4 years 9 months #

JASONinARLINGTON's picture JASONinARLINGTON | 4 years 9 months #

1-0

Tyrod did it Mikey, Tyrod did it!!

Wingshooter94's picture Wingshooter94 | 4 years 9 months #

If only it were the actual, "Bye, Fuente!" week.....

Max Power's picture Max Power | 4 years 9 months # ^

Bye Fulicia... am I right?

"Give me a fu¢king beer", Anonymous Genius

VTacajoe's picture VTacajoe
DO OR DO NOT...
| 4 years 9 months #

Going camping...somehow picked the right weekend without realizing it. We are guaranteed to win!

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Succinct's picture Succinct | 4 years 9 months #

Hate to say it, but bye week will hold VT to under 100 yards rushing. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 4 years 9 months # ^

On the other hand, VT will hold Bye Week to zero yards rushing.

jmgreen4's picture jmgreen4 | 4 years 9 months #

Bye Week is worried about what Corny might draw up against it after holding back his offense against Richmond.

99Hokies03's picture 99Hokies03 | 4 years 9 months #

👋-week

LET'S GO!

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Frosty's dad's picture Frosty's dad
FROSTY IS A BEAR
| 4 years 9 months # ^

Hokies!

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

VTJ12's picture VTJ12
| 4 years 9 months #

I'm going to start marking my vacation on the office calendar as Bye Week.

jmgreen4's picture jmgreen4 | 4 years 9 months #

Bye Week exists only for the sole purpose that no one can go #1-0 every week.

Jander75's picture Jander75 | 4 years 9 months #

If there was ever a week to change out assistant coaches...

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

brockman_148's picture brockman_148
| 4 years 9 months #

Bye WEAK, more like it.

Hokie Fireman's picture Hokie Fireman
🚨 🚒 🔥
| 4 years 9 months #

Youngest birthday weekend lined up perfectly with the bye week.

Wet stuff on the red stuff.

Join us in the Key Players Club

It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear's picture It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!
| 4 years 9 months #

My fiancée is a bridesmaid in a wedding this weekend so unfortunately I'll miss the bye week on Saturday. I'll try my best to follow along on my phone but I don't have high hopes

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

bluehokie2006's picture bluehokie2006 | 4 years 9 months # ^

#STOPFALLWEDDINGS

jmgreen4's picture jmgreen4 | 4 years 9 months # ^

Might be tough - Bye Week demands that all of its games are on ACCN.

Jander75's picture Jander75 | 4 years 9 months # ^

Might I suggest a Spurtle for a wedding present? They seem to be very popular and multi-functional

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
“I served in the United States Navy"

It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear's picture It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear
PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!
| 4 years 9 months # ^

Thanks for the tip. I already got them a Tac shaver but I guess I can bundle them together

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

smittyvt32949's picture smittyvt32949
📡VT RESEARCH📲
| 4 years 9 months # ^

Pain is Temporary, Chicks Dig Scars
Glory is Forever, Let's Go Hokies!!

Frosty's dad's picture Frosty's dad
FROSTY IS A BEAR
| 4 years 9 months #

Bye week thinks we want to remember the WVa and Richmond games as opposed to move past them.

Bye week also thinks the dad jokes thread is stupid and that we should get rid of it.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

APrimusHokie's picture APrimusHokie | 4 years 9 months #

Its hibernation week for me😎

The taste is so divine
A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

TouchdownTech's picture TouchdownTech | 4 years 9 months #

Somehow our offense will manage no red zone points against bye week

1-0 every week

757hokie83's picture 757hokie83
CLASS WAR VETERAN
| 4 years 9 months #

Bye week will shut down Cornelson's offensive scheme

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

KopHokie's picture KopHokie | 4 years 9 months # ^

This is what I picture when I see Cornelson + BYE week

vtnerf's picture vtnerf
🏌️‍♂️⛳🍀🍺
| 4 years 9 months #

Bye week likes to order an XXL pumpkin spice and go searching for Christmas decorations.

To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
@VTnerf on insta, @BuryHokie on twitter, #ThanksFrank

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 4 years 9 months # ^

Sure.

Because Bye Week hates football.

gobble gobble chumps's picture gobble gobble chumps
PLS
| 4 years 9 months #

Bye Week anagrams to We Be Key which now that I think about it is less Hatin' On and more Fam!

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

HorseOnATreadmill's picture HorseOnATreadmill
| 4 years 9 months # ^

Deep pull here, love it

Vtkey's picture Vtkey
| 4 years 9 months # ^

We Be Key.

I like it.

dzilla77's picture dzilla77
🥃🎸🎲⛳️
| 4 years 9 months #

We never look past bye week, and it shows!

HokieRif's picture HokieRif
| 4 years 9 months #

Corny has the first couple days of the bye week planned out perfectly. When asked about the remaining days he simply responded "I'm not sure... haven't really thought about it."

Succinct's picture Succinct | 4 years 9 months # ^

Either that or Corny has all of the minutiae of bye week already figured out.

jack14vt's picture jack14vt | 4 years 9 months #

What times the game and what channel is it on? I'll be in a tree climber but try and catch the bye week game on my phone!

Kville Hokies's picture Kville Hokies
| 4 years 9 months #

Bye Week makes you feel bad about feeling bad Sunday morning.

#noexcuses

Sometimes we live no particular way but our own

Back2VT's picture Back2VT
BEER ME
| 4 years 9 months #

Bye week thinks our passing offense is the best version of itself since 2016.

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"