Game Thread ND vs VT 2021

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Hokies!

Spin move Sack!!

So ACCN pretty much fked the sound on the entrance.....

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BARNOOOOOO

Already trending toward an offensive struggle for both teams like so many predicted

Looks like we made great improvements on offense during the bye week!

The offensive line sucks ass and is holding back every other position group

So Cincinnati had good success attacking down the field so of course we go with a screen out the gate

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Thanks jmecca. I've been wondering where this was.

Lets go HOKIES!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Jesus. Let's just victory kneel for three snaps then punt. No risk of injury, same production.

"... I think he played his nuts off. And you can quote me on that shit."

BB not trusting the pocket. Name a more iconic duo

VB born, class of '14

Cornelson and the screen pass....

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Iowa corn:
Virginia corn:

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Glad we got a touchback there, resets field position battle

Thanks for making a thread, Jmecca. I was confused and not sure what to do with my hands.

WTF is that Fuente coke zero commercial.

Looks like Notre Dame can easily average 4 ypc on us. This does not bode well

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Isn't the over/under on this game at 45+?

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HEEEEEEEEM

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

Fantastic effort by Blackshear

TD BLACKSHEAR!!!

I'm halfway expecting to see Burmeister and Blumrick on the field at the same time at some point this game.

TOUCHDOWN TECH!!!!

OUTSTANDING EFFORT BY BLACKSHEAR!

Scored despite getting cornfucked

First blood baby.

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Nice effort by Blackshear!!! We offensed good!

Touchdown Tech!

For real, where is everyone? At the game?

looks like it on TV

Was having to help my daughter with science homework and Girl Scout project.

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Good man. That'll be me one day.

Receivers blocking!
I love to see it.

Lol I was drinking at that play call ready for the 3pt field goal attempt and then surprisingly watched us stand up the LoS and have our RB break a tackle....it's lovey to see

That was Blackshear, not the call haha

That was my point haha

TouchΓ© sir

Ok, THAT was more like it. 80 some yards, and BB finally looks like he's ready to take risks. Early early, but he may be growing up right in front of us tonight. GO HOKIES!

"... I think he played his nuts off. And you can quote me on that shit."

Finally using Blumrick in the QP/LT3 package!

VB born, class of '14

Why is Shibest in the stands?

Is it me or does the paint in the end zones look faded? I know it rained today but it looks bad

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

Whit's using Weaver's old money saving tricks to save for the buyout

I thought that too. Was hoping it was the angle.

Love the MVs clear as day on the broadcast singing WE JUST SACKED YOU/WE'LL DO IT AGAIN/BET YOU LIKED IT

Those MVs will get after ya

No signs of BB sliding .... and he's gimpy

Man, our uniforms are straight up purple. Wtf.

Thanks, Nike!

Check your color calibration... definitely maroon over here

I have an older VT maroon rugby shirt on. And I keep looking at it and the uniforms and they are not the same color.

Does your shirt look a little duller?

A little, but more red hues I think rather than a blue/purple tint like the unis.

This and our current unis are not the same color.

Your TV needs to be calibrated. If it's looking too purple then your color and/or tint settings are off.

Look at the difference between the helmets and jerseys. They're definitely not the sAME color as what we wore in the early 2000s

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

This color blind dude can't see either of them hahaha

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

That is a dangerous gamble throw by BB man....

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Scared money don't make money

Yeah, but dude also hasn't been slinging it because he is too risk adverse. There has to be a balance somewhere.

Will definitely give you that one

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Dammit you assholes are gonna make me stay up late again, better be for a good cause!

I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction:
β€œI served in the United States Navy"

Why in the MF hell would you not run a play?!?!? ENGAGE TURTLE MODE

/s?

VB born, class of '14

Yeah, I'm still getting frustrated with the 'line up, look to the sideline, then wait more and snap with <10 seconds on the clock' pace. It feels even slower with the slow developing runs that net zero yards. Just a whole lot of standing around and not moving.

One of the strategies that I heard discussed was to handle the game much like the unc game, i.e., control the clock keeping the nd offense on the sidelines. Not saying I like it, but it is a viable game plan ... if it leads to a "W".

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I was not expecting to see Malachi Thomas get a carry before guys like Tahj Gary and Marco Lee

Not gonna lie fellas, I got the same bourbon for tonight that I was drinking on my wedding (#2) day. Kinda feelin good about the decision. And I've only ever had it now twice in my life.

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Meanwhile, I'm drinking some home brew black IPA I named "Morale Booster".

What bourbon are you drinking?

Wild Turkey 101

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

Russell's reserve 10 year. Absolutely delicious for $33

Edit- if your able/willing, I'm always up for trying home brews and very willing to pay fair share. Let me know!

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I almost bought that last week. I'll trust your judgement and try it next run.

Is it the best? No.

Is it better than the rest of the group at that price? Absolutely

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Talking bourbon or Dave Clawson? /s

Not specified....

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Nice! I'm drinking my mixed fermentation hoppy saison that I bottled in January and it SLAPS
How'd the black IPA turn out?

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

I've been drinking bourbon and I have a good feeling too!

Got the 70s Turkey back out. Worked for overrated UNC, should work for overrated ND

Holston put that DB into the dirt. Pancake alert

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Well the bourbon (Buffalo Trace), ribeyes, and rum (Frigate Reserve), has me feeling pretty good so far. Working with the nectar of the gods (Busch Light Apple) for the game, and switching back to the Buffalo at the end, regardless of the outcome.

Let's Go!!

I was about to have WVU flashbacks if we didn't at least try with Blumrick

We wasted a play trying to go fast

No touch on that ball, oof

Corn just has nothing in the RZ.

At this point I feel like if it's inside the 5, we just need to go with 3 Extra OL/TEs and road grade into the end zone.

5 years runnin!

Hey, idk if I've ever asked or seen- where in FL are you?

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Gainesville area...knee-deep in Gator fans...ugh

Oof. I'm in Bonita/Ft. Myers. If you ever make it down this far or in decent range let me know. Would love to meet up and share a meal with a fellow Hokie

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Very cool.

Lived in Ft. Myers for 2 years '06-'07. Haven't been back in a while but may make a trip sometime in the future.

Let me know. Would be a pleasure!

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i'll be in Sarasota mid-Jan to mid-Mar. Do you play golf?

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

When I dont have a torn rotator cuff, yes but not well. Until (probably) mid-June I'm only good at drinking bourbon and talking football

Would still love to meet up!

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I'm not good at golf either; but I enjoy playing. I also like drinking bourbon and talking Hokie sports. We'll have to schedule a meet up. dmhbeaver@hotmail.com

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

Jesus, come on

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

You have to score a TD with 1st and goal from the 1. No excuse

At least Blumrick showed a pass look I guess?

Yeah I actually don't hate the call, keeps them honest

VB born, class of '14

We've already seen BB run it a bunch. Should've let him have a keeper there

That first down play ruined the whole series at the end

VB born, class of '14

Other than the 1st and goal play, the offense has looked pretty good. I wonder who is calling the plays.

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

Call me old school but that should have been 3 dives up the middle with Holston and if we didn't score then we didn't deserve it

What is "I-Formation?"

I'd like to see it. But when it doesn't work the offense gets called names.

Honestly with the way Notre Dame offense has looked I wouldn't have minded going for it there.

Well... we scored when we got inside the 5. I suppose that's an improvement.

We should've given it to Holston on every down there

Glad they took the points there

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Once given the first 3 downs that were called, I agree...if you asked me before 1st down, I would've said "need a TD here" and I think that same thing now

At least we scored. Our kicker may need the confidence booster before the end of the game. Disappointed that we did not score a TD but we do lead 10-0, fam.

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Agreed

Like the optimism but I disagree, we needed a second TD there. :(

running QB?

ND getting some generous spots so far on this drive.

It's a game of inches played with an imperfect spotting system.

I'll take being up 2 scores right now tbh...

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Run really quick on first down and let your calls shrink up on 2nd & 3rd, that was awful.

1st down run a fake handoff right and BB keeping to the left on a huge playfake with your right side TE faking a block and trying to come open as an option receiver

BB probably goes into EZ untouched

Perfect throw there

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Damn that was a good throw

Wow.... That's an NFL throw there folks

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Yeah..would be surprised if we see Coan again.

Time for another 99-yard fumble recovery TD a la Deablo?

edit: nope

Ok, ok. Give em one.

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Damn

Placeholder

Damn that was a perfect pass.

lol, bring in the backup!

Ugh. Yet another Fuente tight butthole game.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

You make your momentum.

Fail to get TD from 2 ft away, then give TD right back.

Completely agree. It's exhausting

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Lmao. This period of time should go down as the tight butthole era of VT football.

I'm sad to see Coan get benched I was looking forward to going against him all night

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Anybody hear from fans there how the crowd is? Idk if it's my feed or what, but it sounds like a GD library in Blacksurg tonight.

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🌽

Understood. Sadly.

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I really don't understand why Holston doesn't get more touches and why King gets so many

Corn must be back from dropping a deuce. Offense is ugly again.

Yup

O getting predictable...again....predictably.

Predictable outcomes

Ugh

I am driving home from Asheville, so I am having to listen to the game on the radio. Our announcers sound so worn out, and I can't blame them. Constant head scratching decisions being made on offense and defense.

It's not even head scratching at this point...that assumes you have a head...

I'll give Corn credit. I was expecting a predictable QB draw or a misdirection screen. Instead it was an ineffective Max protection pass with little protection!

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

I got a bad feeling

we will be outcoached in the second half

Even when you get skunked; fishing never lets you down. 🎣

Corn getting out coached by Freeman. Not surprising.

Agreed. Freeman is a high end DC. At least this one isn't surprising like being unable to put up more than 2 TDs vs Richmond

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Honestly, my 9 year old who watches limited football had started calling Cornelson's plays with 70ish percent accuracy.... so, not surprising

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Cue another poorly/hella conservative drive to either end the half or punt to ND, given all momentum to the Irish. Which they then use to run the ball up our throats in the third quarter and score in back to back drives.

We lose 24-13 because our coaching staff can't make corrections. EDITED TO ADD: not because our players aren't good enough/don't fight.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

I'd also predict that our defense wears out because no offensive adjustments are made and they're in the field for too long

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

At least we get the first possession of the second half.

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

13 is charitable

I swear I'm never touching far cry 6 after atleast one ad every break in this game

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

But you need the Spurtle.

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I'll use a spurtle to destroy every copy of far cry 6 I can

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

I don't really understand why we're rotating 4 RBs tonight

Holston/Blackshear need to be getting the majority of snaps

Man, Fu's expression on the sideline looked like even he was saying wtf is Corn doing?

wtf

...am I doing.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

He had a man he liked and trusted get in a verbal altercation with corn over his inability to read film. Fu ain't realizing shit down on the field.

Yikes

VB born, class of '14

Man, HH or QP woulda landed that right on a dime, or so it seems this year

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

And I just lost the feed for the game through YouTube TV. WTF? The same NHL ad keeps trying to load...

Feels familiar...

You know who would have made that throw up the middle? Hooker

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we're done

99% guarantee that Fuente thought we could run out the clock and go to halftime

Now we're about to tied or down I bet

year 6 and he has no confidence in our offensive personnel

So sick of watching every other team go for points aggressively and be successful more often then not at the end of halves.

Meanwhile we play scared and end up giving them the ball with time to score

Radio broadcast saying they hope the headline tomorrow is not about the coming out of the Notre Dame quarterback.

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Try looking at espn.com if you cannot watch. If you're in Virginia, use a VPN if you have it, and you can watch on espn.com with a cable login tk catch the game...I'm in London watching through my parents' satellite sub

Just hoping we can hold them to a FG at this point.

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14-10 at half, ND never looks back. Book it

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Dammit Daley

Come on Defense

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Maybe they'll score quick enough to let Fu go conservative and give it back to them one more time.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Why does it look like Dax runs himself out of every play that he blitzes.

Because he does???...

He does. He seems to be one of those players that's so fuckin happy to be playing football that he gets himself out of position solely bc of excitement

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Another generous spot...

Oh God we so need a sack.

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I swear to God if we score less than 24 tonight I'm HAND writing Whit a letter.

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start writing

Echo

I think Whit already knows. He mentioned again pregame he knows he has to take this program from challenger to champion brand. He knows this is unacceptable.


Total difference between knowing & doing. I'll believe it when I see it.

Here we go, the final play of the game. IT’S INTERCEPTED! IT’S INTERCEPTED BY BANKS! HE’S RUNNING IT ALL THE WAY DOWN THE SIDELINE! THE GAMECLOCK WINDS OUT! ANTONIO BANKS TAKES IT IN!
https://youtu.be/LgEAr3XFrcI

I'm personally really really sick of ND coming to Lane with big time QB trouble/controversies and figuring it out as soon as they get here.

Is anybody surprised by this result?

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Nope. How many times will Fuente go turtle and give up a score at the end ofnthe half before he realizes it is actually less likely to provide a positive outcome

Won't end until he is gone from VT.

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But putting in new players on defense the drive after our field goal was a smart choice... typical.

fuck this

I yearn for the time when we were more than just the 'Enter Sandman' school

Boy I'll drink to that shit

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Called that TD immediately. Was that a busted coverage or did JHam really leave the slot receiver uncovered on purpose???

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

'Again'?

Yeah, it's pretty obvious we have gotten progressively worse since 2016. With our impressive recruiting as of late, this literally cannot improve in the next 4 years with Fuente here.

I fucking hate watching this "offense"

Game over.

Another CornFu chokejob.

You know your offense is doodoo when a 4 point lead feels so insurmountable

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

I'll be surprised if we get to 17 offensive points. Corn blew his load on the two scoring drives

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

ND literally using our playbook:

Use what the defense gives you. Use good defense to three and out and the previous sentence to wear out opposing defense, keep possessions low and win.

Literally our gameplan and I'm not surprised.

lemme guess QB kneel

Our pass rush is struggling even when we bring 5 or 6. The offense has to answer in the second half or it's over

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

lol, this is why I literally had no faith and told my wife we were going to get embarrassed on national television. Hopefully the notoriously potent 2nd half VT offense comes out.

At least this is on ACC Network

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Very true. Would have been way worse on ESPN or ABC.

I'm thinking we should put Hooker in

Wouldn't a Blumrick pop pass be amazing right now.m?? It's not gonna happen. But could you imagine

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Geez... now we want to pretend to want to score....

Hey Fuente, take a knee like the bitch you are and go to half

Now he can talk about how 'aggressive' he was, and it didn't work.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

I wouldn't call this not Working

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

I appreciate the kick; however, not sure why we can't play aggressively when there is enough time left on the clock to get seven points.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

If he wouldn't of been a pussy on the drive before, we could be up 17-7

Ok things are back to normal. Offense screwing up and defense busts coverage. We were ahead there and I knew that was weird.

I'm laughing, but dying inside at the same time....

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since they put in their freshman QB and started to do well, should we just put Bullock in?

So now we try to move down the field when no time is left. So infuriating.

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I don't care if he makes the kick or not, Fuente the pussy

I BELIEVE IN ROMO

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

My belief got us that fieldgoal; no need to thank me

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Wow! Some sign of life!

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That was a very pleasant surprise!

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

I have now officially seen it all...lmao

Not going to lie, I had zero confidence in getting that FG

but still livid we couldn't move the ball like that on the previous drive when we had more time

Gonna guess that ND's defense was probably playing a little looser on that last possession and we were able to take enough of what they were giving to get into FG range.

Hell of a kick, way to clutch up JPR

VB born, class of '14

Imagine if we had tried this much on the previous drive. ND may not have picked up that second TD. You really need to try and score every drive. I'm irritated with his tired ultra conservative bullshit.

ngl, didn't think we were making that

Atta boy romo. That woulda been good from 60

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Our players just moved the ball in 30 seconds for a FG. Why doesn't Fuente trust them to do this regularly?? Believe in your players and they start believing in themselves

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Imagine if they were able to get the calls in, players line up, coach them to adjust, and snap like a normal football team during the entire game, not just the last 30 seconds of a half.

This x1000

52 yard field goal! Very good response given that the offense had very little time to work there at the end of the half.

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Fuck this mamby pamby bullshit. I'm so fucking tired of the same feeble mindset that Fuente and Corn have. It doesn't work, it hasn't worked, it won't work. This offensive staff is NOT cut out for D1 football, maybe not even FCS. Fuente has his head too far up Corn's ass to see that were absolute shit at execution, play calling, game planning yadda yadda...

This era should have been over last year. I pray it's over no later than our last game this season.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

Wow we actually run some plays before the half and come away with points. Who woulda thought.

Let's Go...

That was a pleasant unexpected surprise, hell of a kick from Romo to make this a closer game than it should be. We really need the offense to get going in the second half

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Fu's Coke Zero commercial...yikes.

Hopefully the coaches will execute the play-calling better in the second half.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Is Richt ok?

Diagnosed with Parkinsons πŸ˜₯

VB born, class of '14

And he's doing a great job.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Faced with Parkinson's disease, I might have crawled into a hole. He is fighting - kudos to him for staying in the fight.

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he has Parkinsons and struggles

Danny is always open

This looks as I expected, terrible, directionless, like we might grind out a loss or luck ourselves into a win

*edit: spelling

It's the Fuente way apparently

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

LOL at that ND commercial. Not at the message they were sending, but the "Proud member of the ACC" part. It needs an asterisk.

Has King done much when he touches it? Why isn't Holston getting more touches? He's clearly the stronger RB, that can get you the extra 2-3 yds after contact. It appears they're trying to evenly distribute the ball among King, Holston and Blackshear instead of relying on the RB that is getting results....

Seems like blackshear has been the guy tonight

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

For the year is is a few yards behind Holston (159 to 144)

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Think they have been looking for that home run possibility that King has. Cures a lot of offenses ills if they pop it.

Hang on. Hold on. Notre Dame commercial just said "proud member of the ACC"

In every sport but football.

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

Richt is spot-on with his take. Let Burmeister throw please.

"They didn't have any time outs ..." as to why Fuente was willing to push the ball near the end of the half. Later said we did not want to give them the ball back so even when the offense was pushing things we were playing scared.

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Onward and upward

Hear me out!

The All Pro Passer thing has a few routes programmed into it, apparently. Find a way to automate and randomize the routes and let it pick the plays.

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

King has not made a positive play at RB all season, let's start the 2nd half with 2 touches for him.......

FUCK CORNFU

Hard. Smart. Tough.

Soft. Scared. Feeble.
(Coaching staff not players, they play their nuts off)

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

BLACKSHIRE STRIKES AGAIN

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Blackshear's been brilliant

Not sure why we keep trying King

Should be Blackshear and Holston period.....

King is a great return man. I have nothing against him

Blackshire almost broke that one all the way

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Robinson for the TD ... but not to be :>(

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Holy shit, that was a good play call.
edit: lol, never mind. Two ineligible receivers down field.

I hate those calls, those guys had no impact on the play

It's complete and utter bullshit.

Disagree with you guys (unfortunately in this position), it's an easy and clear rule. It's our offense not knowing what's happening, classic corn offense

I'm not saying they should not have called it. I'm saying it's a bullshit rule when there is no nuance to how it's called.

But I admit, there's a lot of similar situations in football. I'm just being an inebriated fan.

I should have phrased it as I don't like the rule

Damn

Let's Go...

That had no affect on the play and they weren't actively blocking downfield BS

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

That was Brian Kelly's bf that made that pussy call.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

screen on 3rd and 13 classic Corn

Dumb penalty but as the rule is written.

This. It's such a simple rule. Don't run 3+ yards past LoS on what will be a pass play and you're good.

And a missed facemask call...

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Go for it!!!

If we lose, it is so going to be because of FGs and not getting TDs.

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Among a shitload of other crap

Here we go, the final play of the game. IT’S INTERCEPTED! IT’S INTERCEPTED BY BANKS! HE’S RUNNING IT ALL THE WAY DOWN THE SIDELINE! THE GAMECLOCK WINDS OUT! ANTONIO BANKS TAKES IT IN!
https://youtu.be/LgEAr3XFrcI

and the zebras missed the facemask :(

Missed facemask smh

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At least romo is having a good dayπŸ˜‚

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I see a 25 in his future (yeah I know it's "practice-based")

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Here we go, the final play of the game. IT’S INTERCEPTED! IT’S INTERCEPTED BY BANKS! HE’S RUNNING IT ALL THE WAY DOWN THE SIDELINE! THE GAMECLOCK WINDS OUT! ANTONIO BANKS TAKES IT IN!
https://youtu.be/LgEAr3XFrcI

I'll give Corn credit on that drive.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Went much better after those first 2 WTF-worthy runs with King to start

Imagine being so angry that we're beating a ranked team in the third.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Imagine if we were competent and were up by 10

It would be cool right?? At some point you just pull for the team brother.

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I am rooting. Just frustrated with the inability of our coaches to put the boys in positions to be successful.

This ND team isn't any better than UNC and will have numerous losses at year end

Seriously

Imagine not calling 90%+ of combined every offensive series we've had so far (this season) and not getting paid millions to do it. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

Imagine if we had a competent offense staff. It would be at least a 17-24 point game for us rn

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A chemical come alive
Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
You can't
You can't kill me that easily

I hope we don't regret having to settle for these field goals.

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What's a ticky tack call I don't even think they were 2 yards off the line. Glad they could spot that but somehow miss the face mask grab

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

That call would've been like if they called Buzz for every time he would walk onto the court during a live ball. Against the letter of the law, but had zero affect on the action.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

I mean, nothing against King. Continue to develop him. But right now, IMHO Holston and Blackshear should be getting most carries. I mean, look at what just happened, Blackshear was the workhorse for an entire drive and he worked some magic.

Anyone else think this would be a 17-0 game without number 12 in for notre dame?

Yup

Wait, my TV crapped out. wtf happened to our touchdown!??

"... I think he played his nuts off. And you can quote me on that shit."

Ineligible man downfield

Uuggghhhhh ok.

"... I think he played his nuts off. And you can quote me on that shit."

Can't get too upset, we haven't gotten many penalties this year.

"... I think he played his nuts off. And you can quote me on that shit."

Penalty for ineligible men downfield

Chatman I sure wish you could have pulled that INT in

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50 yards of field position and momentum. Ugh

VB born, class of '14

Why did Robinson just bail on that fair catch just to watch it roll back 10 more yards?

Probably didn't read the ball flight correctly and instead of trying to do magic, he did the right thing and stepped off.

Yeah dropped INT and not catching the kick was a 50 yard swing

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Why are we doing this not fielding the punts thing again?

Given up 30+ yds field position with it

SCARED of fumbling

The only way we could be more turnover averse would be to punt on first down.

Ahhhhhh Chatman!!!

This offense identifies with literally zero fundamentals.

I hate the announcer jinx so much

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

I love the fact we're winning. It's a testament to how hard our players play and fight.

The coaches make SO MANY questionable game plan decisions it's baffling. Why are we letting punts roll 25+ yards and not catching them? Why are we playing scared literally every game? Why are we rotating backs instead of playing the hot hand?

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

In fairness, not fielding the punts cannot really be blamed on the coaches. That actually would be "execution".

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Executing the SCARED mentality that has been coached into them

Hmm, maybe. But that's a bit of a reach. In terms of throwing the ball, I'll buy, but there are plenty of other reasons to really dislike this offensive staff and head whistle that we can hammer on without reaching for this.

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Call it what you want to call it. We complain about not knowing the identity. This is it

We play scared in all phases at every opportunity

Classic.

Announcers jinx......fuck

Whelp, passing is done for the day.

Welp

How is BB even trying to signal that is our first down after that play

Good grief, that wasn't even close

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Yup. Classic.

But also good 'ol grind the clock down 2 minutes offense when up 2 in the third quarter.

*edit: up 2

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I'm not even mad about the interception. I'm mad about what's about to happen with the play calling and going in to a total no-risk approach.

The ol' drop a pick, throw a pick. Classic

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

ND's freshman QB playing on the road in a hostile Lane is better than BB. FUN!

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

This is awful...I hate this crap. The Jimmy's and Joe's for the good guys are more than enough to win this game. Fuck it. Back to the bourbon...

The Corn offense is completely dead in the water. Literally only has any success when he has to abandon his intended scheme in a 2 minute drill or down 3 scores like the WVU game

OMG that was an all time bad tackle attempt by Dax there

6:16ish 3rd quarter for my future reference when I re-watch

A damn terrible throw

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Welcome to your vice
Good luck with life
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We want the ball back

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NOW!

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Someone needs to place a ferocious legal hit on their QB.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Hasselbeck might be one of the worst announcers I've had to experience. He has no insight. He is word vomit all game with zero substance

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Everyone throws picks. It HAPPENS. Yknow what doesn't happen? Completely avoiding throwing the ball to avoid another INT. Which is exactly the opposite of what CornFu is about to do...

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

It makes me upset that BB just had a big hit and signaled he had a noodle arm to the sideline yet we kept him in the game resulting in a bad pick

My god. If this game doesnt signify Cornelson 's need to post an Indeed.com resume....

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Classic.

Miserable tackling on that short TD drive

So in addition to not being able to catch, defense can't tackle now either.

Tackling is hard

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Another gift wrapped TD. Missed tackles aside, the play call gave ND the first down off the RG before the snap.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Sigh. Fall apart after the turnover. Can totally understand being deflated, but had hoped for a better defensive effort.

Okay, need to get the offense back on track and get something positive going guys. Let's go!

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HOKIES!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Trading 3 for 7 doesn't win games, coaching staff. Just an fyi

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I'm tired.

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

I'm hammwred

Warning- Filter lost.

"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

My dude

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I'm both

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Gotta answer

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I hate our offense

I would trade 7 Corns for 3 of literally anything else.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

For an ACC Network game this broadcast sure feels like the Notre Dame show! Geez

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

#makethe(fucking)move

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

With a competent coaching staff, we might be up a couple of scores at this point. ND is so overrated and we are coaching scared.

Remind me what "year" of CornFu were in and how many we need to have "seen" their actual abilities?

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

Per normal folk- 6

Per Whit (who just got an extension)- 2 ish?

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

And we need to see 10/that number to get infinite number of years needed to see any progress.

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Need the offense to do something here, or it's over

Chapman drops a pick on the ND 19. ND gets a pick and scores. A 14 point swing due to mistakes

Tomorrow I'll feel bad about wishing an ACL injury on Williams tonight.

Is Braxton okay? He's underthrown a lot of passes tonight, shoulder injury?

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

He's never been accurate

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

It looks like his throwing motion collided with a defender a play or two before he threw the INT

he gave a wobbly arm signal to the sideline but stayed in

We won't know until the season is over. And then Fuente will tell us

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

...have you watched him all year?

He looks worse to night to me πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

I literally cannot stand to watch another BB roll right and chuck it out of bounds play.

Who in the hell was he throwing to???

most inaccurate passer i've ever seen

I wasn't gonna drink tonight, but plans have changed...............

We don't have a single ACC-caliber QB on our roster.

Our coaches ran not 1, but 2 out of town this offseason.

And our only decent QB is down...

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

And there it is. The shoulder that's been bothering him all season finally gave in?

Welp.... Time for Knox to get warm

Only if we are pinned deep.

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Down 5 and we've completely given up on the Run game.

Makes pwrfect sense

Alright now we get to see Hooker.... Patterson.....

Oh, wait...

Great

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Saw them earlier. They looked great.

Make. The. Fucking. Move.

Burmeister shoulder hurt. We are now 3-9 .

Bye bye Fuente

FREE BRAD

Nah, he will play hurt and we will go 6-6. Fuente keeps his job for another year...

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

OH CRAP.....SEASON OVER.......

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Well guess we will run the single wing with Blumrick. What a sad state of affairs.

Glad we have good punt coverage to celebrate.

Kadum is warming up on the sideline

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I dont like to talk bad about our players, so I'll try my best to remain silent about our QB... but it's a damn fucking shame we let HH and QP walk.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

That looked like the easiest six yards ever...

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Going out on a limb ... ND scores on this drive, even a FG, and it is all over.

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They are running it down our throats. A team with a bad OL is running it down ours throats.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

The outside blitz ain't working. Please go up the gut.

Hooker went 17/23 for 225 and 3 TDs today

And BB is better than him....how?

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

Yeah, but HH transfered down to play in the weak SEC...let's see him play some real teams

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

INT for a TD for VT!

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Nice lil mood swing

beamerball!!!!!

Waller!

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

I guess Hasselbeck may have to pause his fellating of Buckner temporarily.

Waller is a baller!

ND QB had that one beautiful long pass early but has looked shaky passing since then.

YES!!!!!!!

What, refs don't find a penalty?

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Waller a goat tho

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Good luck with life
'Cause you can't
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Waller is pretty.... Pretty.... Good

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

Thank fucking christ

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"Look at this... This is just spectacular.... These people are losing their minds"

Brad cornelson's favorite HR person is jermaine Waller

Jesus f&$)ing Christ what a bad throw on a dumb f@&$ 2pt conversion

After the penalty, just take the points, still 3rd quarter

Pick 6!!!

Double post drink szn

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Welcome to your vice
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Waller's play this season is going to get him paid

WTF......GOING FOR IT FROM THE SIX/

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The only we got more points was Defense or Special teams.

Hopefully D can lock it down now

I think we've seen why Blumrick isn't playing more...
EXDIT: And 23-21 vs 22-21 makes no difference. I'm good with going for it regardless of the false start.

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Yeah I'm with you

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I was initially pissed but it was the right call

Yay Waller! Wtf was that 2pt conversion for. The odds of us making that was 10%. I get being up by 1&2 is the same thing, but we will need more points this game... Take the free point after the penalty.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Would've won the game if Fuente just took the PAT... Could've run out the clock after their TD but instead had to score and gift wrapped ND a win.

For the game manager that Fuente claims he is, he can really be freaking stupid.

After the 5 yd penalty you do not go for two.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

WHY THE F ARE YOU CHASING 1 PT WITH A WHOLE QTR LEFT. I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH DUMB SHIT IN MY LIFE. MOMENTUM KILLER. REALLY??? TWO POINT CONVERSION FROM THE 7. FUCKING AMATEUR BULLSHIT DUMB FUCK

Being up 1 vs 2 literally doesn't matter. It was a legit good playcall. The guy was open Blumrick was trying to pass to, but it was a bad throw

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Yea I'm honestly not mad about going for 2 at all in the situation. We have been bitching about being conservative and that wasn't conservative.

Yeah, that's one thing that I'm not fond of with the Fuente haters. They want him to play aggressively and when he does (when it makes sense) and fails they cry bloody murder.

Boom.gif

Both teams trying really hard to not win this game.

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The last time #2 had a pick six against a ranked opponent it turned out pretty good if I recall. Just sayin

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Man, Dax really struggling out there tonight.

Dax is looking like Gronk against the Dolphins on that Hail Mary

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

100% targeting, though I don't think that ND guy was being malicious. But it's still targeting.

What I am sure of and saw just before we almost went to commercial: Brian Kelly brushing it off as bullshit because he's killed a person and this doesn't compare.

That was just a bunch of penalties on the blocks against Tisdale. I think it could have also been called a chop block/high-low block too.

Fuck Brian Kelly. Hate that little gnome.

ND's RG loves to move around pre snap

I feel like we do this every week - someone explain targeting again. I'm not complaining about being on the benefiting end of that, but how was that targeting???

destroying someone above the shoulders

Forceable contact to head or neck. That's pretty much the definition as I understand it. It's not just leading with the crown of the helmet.

You can't launch with your crown at the opponents head/neck area (they don't have to be defenseless), or you cant forcibly make contact to the head neck/area on a defenseless player. Since it was blind side hit, it's a defenseless player.

Yeah this one was pretty easy...defenseless player + forceable direct contact to the head arguably with the head...there are no more boxes to check?

Not often you see an offensive player get ejected for targeting

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Buchner looking a bit rattled out there now

Why did he jump on that punt AFTER it bounced????

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

probably got bitched at for letting it bounce past him last time

Please let us offense good

I'm interested to see how the 4th quarter goes, but I've been pleased with the fight shown in the 3rd.

Connor Blumrick and Malachi Thomas? WTF

I know Burmeister is hurt, but fuck 4th string RB when everyone knows we are running?

makes no sense

Corn logic.

Do the unexpected and watch it fail

Bet he had a *great* week of practice

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

Our ten play playbook just tighten up to four plays

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My goodness Blumrick is an awful passer

ok blumrick can't pass

We're not scoring another offensive point tonight. It's up to the D now

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

My bad, friends. I happily stand corrected

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

I'd like for them to give Knox another shot.

And....this...would be why you don't run off 2/3 QBs in the Offseason.

ND doesn't even have to pretend to respect the pass anymore.

64 yard punt ... however, it went into the end-zone

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Given that Blumrick can't throw...put Knox in lol, he may not be great at throwing but from what I've seen he's better than Blumrick.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

Honestly is Robinson the best thrower on The roster?

Here lies It's a Stroman Jersey I Swear, surpassed in life by no one because he intercepted it.

I mean why not πŸ˜‚ it can't get any worse than almost throwing a pick six on a screen......right?

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

Or at the very least, put 2 tight ends in and just run power every play.

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How are we winning and imploding at the same time?

Not gonna be winning for long, after getting bailed out by that targeting call.

That Dr Pepper transfer portal commercial epitomizes VT

I know it's backup O vs notre dame, but god damnit was that demoralizing. L.

Swear that screen was nearly a pick six on Blumrick. This is the bed the offensive staff made this off-season πŸ™„ time to lay in it

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If only we had an Orji to replace the Hooker a few months early.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Make a stand defense!

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It's the late Beamer years without a hard nose running game. Just remember everyone "gone are the days that our d has to keep opponents under 30"

Hey guys... This kid that has thrown 2 passes all year (and only comes in to run the ball) is about to run the whole series and we will of course run an absolutely vanilla shitshow with him on the helm.... Wtf

There's a lot of targeting going on in that rumbler commercial

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

Our tackling has been atrocious this series.

I have seen a LOT of what I think is holding. Do they no longer call holding?

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Time for death by a thousand needles

D is tired b/c O stinks

Unless we turn it over again, ND wins

Lol

Yes! Lol i

Wasn't laughing at you, just laughing at the fact we actually got the TO you said we needed.

Oh I know it, all love here between HOKIES fans

TD incoming, D is gassed

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Thanks to ND for taking the time out

Dax made that tackle

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I feel like I've seen #4 in a lot of plays tonight.

I know folks have pointed out how many times he has over run the play. Just giving him credit when he gets it right

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That was an EXCELLENT tackle.

In the words of Bo Burnam

I am not feeling good

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

So need a stop here.

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I've seen this game before. Change my mind

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Dax with a nice tackle to make this 3rd and 6 need a big stop here

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

we can't decline that?

nvm this works

Better to accept anyway since they were in field goal range

VT BSEE '98, VT MSME '01

VT gets another INT

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Buchner's shook

People's with the pick!

Lol. A lucky clipping and the turnover I said we needed. Wtf is happening.

PEOPLES!!

BOOYAH!!

About to be in the Coan Zone again

can we stop with the sideline checks. o stink either way.

Put in Knox

Okay, settle down and at least move the ball. Damn. You have a chance, just try to not suck.

Peoples

To quote the Brothers Osborne: "I'm Good For Some But I'm Not For Everyone"

Cajones

THIRD AND LOGAN BLUMRICK

OOF

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

See if we can close!

Let's Go...

3rd and Blumrick!

wow two teams that can't throw a pass slugging it out.....

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I told myself before the game that we'd see offensive football set back decades tonight

Looks like I was right

The slimmed down version of Wyatt Teller at QB is growing on me.

Well that was fun while it lasted

Blumrick looking like Quincy out there

Yeah not quite lol

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

How he lead that receiver into a charging safety, he might be a dangerous passer too...just in the bad kind of way.

Blumrick is now down!
Kadum is next up.

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We're gonna run out of bodies

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Knox Kadum enters the chat.......

If Burmeister is good to go why isn't he in there...?

Let's Go...

waiting for the meds to kick in

Seems like the shot is pretty instantaneous?

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I'm not sure he really is.
If he is questionable it may be better to save him for ACC play.

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Well, we will get Knox. Hope both of these kids are okay. Game is secondary now.

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unreal

welp

Gonna be holding open try outs for QB on campus this week at this rate 😬

VB born, class of '14

We are about to see a stalled drive and Jack Coan lead a game winning drive a la Ian Book.

The predictability of Hokie Football

TD wins it. Run BB on an option bootleg plz for 20-27 yards

Oof radio guys said the Blumrick injury does not look good.

It did not look good on tv either. My first reaction was "he's hurt hurt"

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Sigh

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Hey dumbasses. Your quarterback does EVERYTHING. He has to think every play in these read option offenses. How about you teach mother fuckers how to throw the ball so they don't get all fucked up running it. Again, Bud's method for beating GT was to force the QB to keep, then hit him every play. By the 4th quarter, it was a guaranteed handoff even if the read was "keep" because he didn't want to get hit. That shit messes with throwing choices too. STOP USING YOUR QB AS A BATTERING RAM. HAS ANYONE ACTUALLY CONSIDERED TEACING THEM TO BE A QB?

They're trying to murder that man (BB) on TV

BIG credit to BB for toughing this out even though his shoulder ain't right. Michael Brewer vibes.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

Fucking Tre! Beast!

Let's Go...

They were blitzing, but I'm inclined to believe that was a cheap shot.

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

That looks like a collar bone to me, interesting to see who's in now this game is turning into who's the last man standing

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Looks like Notre Dame goes dirty when they are loosing.

Fuck those ND assholes trying to injuring our QB!

Big problem now is that we are in the red zone. Needed to score from outside of it.

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Man... touchy roughing there

We need 7 points, guys

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Brax is wobbly

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

Wow, ND becoming unraveled

Edit: nvm apparently

Let's Go...

ND needs to have someone thrown out ... WTF!!!

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Playing for the FG...again.

Hey Corn - we are supposed to GAIN yards on each play

Not sure why we aren't taking every snap to 1-2 seconds left on the play clock

Let's Go...

Stupid play call

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Yay

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

BOOM!

Edit: really wish we had kicked the extra point.

Recovering scientist working in business consulting

BRAXTON SAYS MY LEGS WORK JUST FINE BISH

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

Gutsy play by Brax!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

On the sidelines , he really looks like he is hurting (shoulder).

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

BRAXTON BIG BALLS BURMEISTER

One man show by BB there. Tremendous effort

Does being in the tackle box make a horsecollar safe?

As safe as Brian Kelly putting a videographer on the lift in a wind storm.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Exactly what I was thinking. Immediately was like "ACC network ppl you don't know wtf you're talking about (again)...horse collar is a horse collar" ...the they pointed out how bad an offensive play all we made was where we ran for -3 yards to the strong side of the d. The. I watched BB make an amazing foot play on what was called a passing play.

Drinks for everyone

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Fucking BB! TD Tech!

GRIT

burmeister is one gutsy gamer

The LewDew, Professional Golf Bum

We're not allowed to call him Vanilla Vick... can he be Tapioca Tyrod?

No, I *don't* want to go to the SEC. Why do you ask?

We don't love dem Hoos.

No, just no! They serve tapioca in nursing homes.

Braxton's shoulder/arm looks effed

Even the ACC commentators got it right "that lose 3 yards going side to side, I don't know..."

... to watching while writing....

THANK GOODNESS BRAXTON IS AS FAST AS HE IS TD HOKIES

OH MY GOD

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I do not like Brax being so hurt immediately the week after the bye

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

Braxton is a MAN, mad respect for him. He earned it tonight.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

BB3 has michael brewer levels of balls

Burmeiester is going to need a new arm after tonight.

I didn't realize dangerous tackles were allowed inside the tackles

"That move was slicker than a peeled onion in a bowl of snot." -Mike Burnop

WISH WE HAD ANOTHER EXTRA POINT FAM

VB born, class of '14

Put that boy in the VT HOF. Right next to Michael Brewer.

Well, in a previous thread, somebody said there'd be no way we'd get more than 28 points.

We did

Never Forget #1 Overall Seed UVA 54, #64 UMBC 74

it has cost us 2 qbs though

Gutsy!

Let's Go...

Hopefully it's just a pinched nerve or something. Really hoping that's not a collar bone injury.

BRAXTON BURMEISTER IS A FUCKING LEGEND

say what you may about his skillset, BB is a grity MOFO. shades of Brewer.

I love BB3

Dude has grit. But his shoulder is fucked. I did something similar 11 years ago and could grind through the rest of the night in spurts. Next morning I could feel it slipping in and out of the socket when washing my hands. Couldn't sleep on that shoulder for 3 months and still bothers me to this day.

This is why you don't go chasing points.

Braxton is a faster Michael Brewer.

Let's Go...

Whatever happens tonight, Burmeister is playing with some fire. What a Man

Sure would be nice to have 30 right now instead of 29.........

Preach it. Some just overthink things

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

This is why you don't try to 4D chess with the two point conversion that early. There are so many possible outcomes. Just take the point. Only go for two if it's mid to late 4th quarter.

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

We are winning the wrong game. It's great to beat ND; but we need a QB for next week against Pitt.

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

We might be fucked the rest of the year, but go fucking Hokies!

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

Braxton's legs keeping Corn employed smh /s

Get loud Hokies!!

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

That's 100% a separated shoulder

He said give to me Roscoe

Well that will be a quick review

Again, no idea why that is targeting

Fuck

"Targeting"

VB born, class of '14

Eat my balls refs, that's not targeting.

Deposit whiskey, receive wisdom.

It's ND. No chance the penalty doesn't stand when against us.

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Not looking good for the Pitt game next week

These targeting rules are garbage. They just throw a flag after any big hit.

That's not targeting, so it's targeting.

Sure would like that extra point right now...

Let's Go...

Looked pretty clear cut to me, just like the targeting against ND.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

Where is the turnover when we need t again?

Man that was waaaay too easy.

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ok now we're gonna lose after all that

That targeting took the sails out of the defense. Instantly playing with cement blocks on their feet and no attitude.

Seriously, Fu not taking the XP is the dumbest thing I've seen all year. He is just not qualified to be out there.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

If he makes the 2 PT though, he'd be called a genius. I'm all aboard the Fire Fu train, but that call wasn't egregious.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

Nope. I don't agree; however, I'm not a football coach, so what do I know.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Especially after the penalty with a backup QB. It was inexplicable at that point.

Let's Go...

That was far too easy

how brilliant is our two point conversion attempt looking now.......I thought it was brain dead at the time, but now it looks even dumber

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Ummmmm holding??? Wtf

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

I'm telling you, that targeting somehow caused the defense to soften up. No fire.

Sigh

"Why gobble gobble chumps asks such good questions, I will never know." - TheFifthFuller

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Where is the fucking holding call!

is BB3 gonna be able to play?

I have no idea who the qb is at this point. The sadder thing is that I don't think the coaches have any idea either.

Are you fucking shitting me

Let's Go...

Hey Justin... about that 2pt attempt earlier. You rethinking that idea ???

BOOM BABY I LOVE BEING RIGHT

Edit: sorry, that post is jackassy. I want Hokies to win, I just think our coaching leadership sucks so bad that we start every game down 10-15 points. Should've taken the points early third quarter as my previous post said.

Also, late hit there on our 1st down offense play and that 2pt conversion should've never counted due to the worst missed holding call ever.

Dogshit defense with the game on the line

Holy shit could we play more scared

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

We have 2:26 to win this game. Come on Hokies!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Fuck this shit

It was targeting. But good fucking god that was a missed hold call on the 2pt conversion.

repeat. good job chasing 1 pt at the 7 for 2 in the 3rd you stupid mother fucker

yeah they don't call holding anymore

Who's gonna line up at QB? What a joke.

I don't trust this team in overtime.

At this pace ND will still kick a FG before regulation ends.

I'm a fucking prophet and I don't care who knows it!

Lol. Overtime. We might be lucky to get there...

Let's Go...

Hell, I was giving this team too much credit by even thinking we could get to overtime.

Crunch time

"That kid you're talking to right there, I think he played his nuts off! And you can quote me on that shit!" -Bud Foster

I just don't see how we get enough yards for a field goal. ND is playing with so much passion right now and we literally went in limp mode.

Why the F do they keep calling that pass to Blackshear? BB just cannot hit that

Just off of Tre's fingertips!

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

It's happening again isn't it?

Fake punt (yes, I'm joking).

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Welp...this outcome seems inevitable

LOL. Fuck. We've seen this movie before.

Let's Go...

i don't know why i watch us play

Win or lose this is just an incredibly mismanaged game. Just horribly mismanaged.

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Cornelson needs to be fired right now.

Fuente is the man who refuses to do that

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Maybe Babcock should walk up to him and fire him before Fuente realizes.

We're fucked... Fire CornFu

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come on Waller... do it again

Think we need the defense to win the game.

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That punt was game over.

Yep

Cornelson has had a shit game

But Hamilton got his ass kicked late in the 4th

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

They will March right down the field and score..
Just watch

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LOL, does our secondary know they are supposed to be near these receivers?

Ball game

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

D is cooked.

This game is over.

Coach like a coward...lose like a coward

Yep. This ain't the hard nosed VT football I'm used to. This is a bunch of shit. Way to let the pansy offensive play calling and dumbass head coaching/special teams decision making put a defense that's been decent in bad position.

Pathetic that this team is this easy to predict.

Complete and utter defensive collapse at the end.

I'm in favor of a complete cleaning of the house. Spare nobody

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

I've never identified as much with a gif as this one right now.

I'm so pissed that I'm not so pissed...just a fuckin tragic comedy at this point.

Yeah, defense fell apart at the end. Offense still sucks shit and is without a doubt THE problem child, but defense isn't without blame here too.

Fire up the vent thread

Is a long kick. Still have a chance. Yeah I know, I'm reaching.

At least Penn State lost.

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Tim Hasselbeck, shut the fuck up you dumb sack of shit

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Why are we not even trying to stop the clock?

Fuente is a TIME IDIOT

What

Let's Go...

wtf again with the timeout.........

The LewDew, Professional Golf Bum

It's the right call. If they make it there's at least SOME time to work with

Not sure what Hasselback is thinking. You absolutely take the timeout on defense there.

blocked kick returned for a TD????

As long as we don't call a timeout righ before the kick

don't waste the last TO now

Is there a play clock or nah.

is this a personal timeout for kelly

The LewDew, Professional Golf Bum

#ThanksFuente

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Chokie Chokie Chokie πŸ’©πŸ’©πŸ’©

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We all knew it was coming

Taking this L is going to sting. ND is overrated as hell and we should have beat them. But the one silver lining is there's less and less support for Fu sticking around another year. We aren't getting any better until there's a complete house cleaning.

Our fault for giving them a chance to cheat us.

Another winnable game that coaching managed to F up.

I want Fuente to do well, but I'm so freaking tired of this crap.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Winnable? This game was won! And they blew it

Agreed the game was won. Technically would've had to get a first down after that TD to win, but yes Fuente effed this up.

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

I wanted Fuente to do well 5 years ago

I want that motherfucker run out of town now

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Agreed he can't even do the basic stuff. Most mad I've been at him since Duke 2019.

Then it was a shit team culture and now it's shitty game management

Yes,that's the Hokie Bird riding a camel. Why'd you ask?

Fuente sucks.

Cornelson sucks more.

This was a totally winnable game against a bad ND team.

Fire their asses

I hate Fuente, literally.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Fuckin Fuente smh

VB born, class of '14

so who is going to throw our hail mary

The LewDew, Professional Golf Bum

Laser can do real damage to eyesight. There is no call for that.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Calm down guys it's just Fuente year 1 he will pull it together.... major sarcasm FIRE HIS SORRY FUCKING ASS

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Fire that fucking asshole

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

the fuck is malachi thomas returning kicks?

Remember when we had first and goal from the 1 and didn't get a TD...that was fun

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

LOL, we can almost win a few games. I wonder what that trophy looks like.

In can be Fu's statue outside of the stadium.

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We got anyone that can throw the ball more than 40 yards?

I hate Cornelson and Fuente.

MAKE THE MOTHER FUCKING MOVE

Yet another in a long line of Coach Fuente disappointments that will be rationalized.

It was non-conference.
We still control our own destiny in the coastal.
I thought we would be 3-3 after 6 games anyway (which I was).
We just failed to execute (which is partly true, but how many times have we heard it?).

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We still could be

I don't know what a Hokie is, but God is one of them!

Fuck playing mamby pamby, this is what happens.
Fuck Tim Hasselbeck and his moronic takes.
Fuck Brian Kelly whining about LaSeRS when it's clearly just a light.
I'm tired of it all.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

was with you on 1 and 2...shining lasers in peoples' eyes is shit and that 1 fan out of almost 70k should be removed and shamed

#GoTshamegif.gif

I didn't see a laser, just a strobe light.

"GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE BROTHER, THE CUP IS COMIN’ ON HOME!”

why aren't king or blackshear returning kicks??? fucking thomas and holston???

Touchback please? They don't waste time.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Fuck this staff. And if Whit won't grow a pair, fuck him too. And if Sands and crew won't let Whit do his job, fuck them too. Honestly, fuck Sands regardless.

I'm going back to the regularly scheduled deer season. Good luck to the players the rest of the season.

I'm so over watching this coaching staff lose us game after game.. They make so many brain dead mistakes..

"For those who have passed, for those to come, reach for excellence."

Prevent defense doesn't win you shit Hamilton went soft in the 4th quarter

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

we're getting blown out by Pitt next week just like lasrt year right?

Pathetic

That last play was the most Cornelson thing ever.

Well that was a fun way to lose

This was a winnable game, just like WVU was. Poor coaching, poor execution all the way around. At this point, I am more upset that the score wasn't worse and that we didn't lose against Richmond so that Fuente and Cornelson would be out.

πŸ”₯β›²

Onward and upward

well that was one sad coaching effort

The LewDew, Professional Golf Bum

I've got nothing....

Fuente can go home now. Hopefully he realizes he sucks now.

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

At least the defense sucked too. No excuses.

"I don't know how many years on this earth I got left. I'm gonna get real weird with it." -Dr. Mantis Toboggan

Idk. Defense gassed at the end cuz the offense couldn't stay on the field. Offense managed 22 points (one more than I expected). This day in age, you just can't win by scoring only 3 tds. The rules and officiating favor offenses. It's extremely difficult to hold teams under 30. You need to be able to score 30 points to win most games. And in year 6 our offense "isn't built" to do that.

Onward and upward

Fuck

Last play we run a hook and lateral with nobody to lateral to. WTF?

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

So what exactly is the QB whisperer whispering that he's run every good QB out of town

I fucking hate losing great games. Ugh.

BB3 played his damn guts out.

"... I think he played his nuts off. And you can quote me on that shit."

What a fucking dumpster fire Fuente is literally being paid millions to ruin our Hokies and I'm downright fucking sick and tired of it. I really hope we lose every game from here on out so Babcock has no choice. This is embarrassing

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I am too. On one had this loss isn't messing up the next 10 minutes, much less the next week like they used to. On the other hand, I've lost something that I used to be passionate about and that makes me sad.

What's sickening to me is I want our Hokies to win so badly but at the same time knowing winning means keeping CornFu literally makes me want them to lose so we can move on as a program. Fuente is not an offensive genius or a QB whisperer or even a great G5 coach he had a couple of above average seasons at Memphis and was in the right place at the right time and had one good season with a team full of FRANK BEAMERS players and turned it into a hell of a payday to ruin a once proud program.... I'm so sad right now

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Winnable game. Its a damn shame. Seriously.

Is coronavirus over yet?

Winnable? It was won!

GROW A PAIR OF BALLS, WHIT!

"Vick, dashing back . . . here he comes again . . . Electrifying . . . and have you ever seen anything like this?"

Vintage Fuente. Up by 8 with 3 minutes left and you lose.

Defense blew it tonight

"Nooooooooooo!"
~What happened?
"James Franklin to Virginia Tech...."
~Fuck me......*sigh*
"Oh my God.... They're gonna take all our recruits... like WTF bro...."
~*squints eyes in disbelief*

"Gone are the days that our defense has to hold people under 30" (i think this is actually generous because i think he said '20')

To be faaaaaaair, Fuente said that to Bud.

I suppose it resets with a new DC? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

If you play it, they will win.

"How the ass pocket will be used, I do not know. Alls I know is, the ass pocket will be used." -The BoD

Hot take, coaches didn't lose this game.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Bullshit

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

So a TD called back for linemen downfield is the coaches? A gift INT dropped is the coaches?

Look losing sucks and I'm not saying they are perfect by any stretch.

At this point you either want the team to lose the rest of the way for the coaching change or you hope they fight like hell every week like tonight.

I'll go with the latter.

"Take care of the little things and the big things will come."

Yea players lost this one. But they weren't put in a very good position to win.

Onward and upward

Coaches are responsible for what happens on the field.

Now finish up them taters; I'm gonna go fondle my sweaters.

Well we needed this one cause Pitt is gonna take this defense behind the woodshed next week. Defense let us down tonight after the offense somehow scored some points.

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Really??? I would think the offense's ability (or lack thereof) to punch it in from the effing one yard line might play a role in there somewhere.

Sure but the defense played some very deep off coverage in the 4th quarter instead of man to man and Coan had a field day taking the easy passes on the last 2 drives. Not gonna say the offense isnt the issue but the defense needed to step up there and instead fell flat

Directions from Blacksburg to whoville, go north till you smell it then go east until you step in it

Who cares? We punch it in from the 1, we have 4 more points, we wouldn't have gone for 2 and we're likely up by 5. A field goal doesn't win it like it did for them. I mean, how many games of not scoring from the 1 before we put that calculus together and solve that shit? Maybe the defense was gassed? I don't know, but our O should be able to score from the freaking 1 (especially when we get it there on first down). I'm pretty sure I could put together a couple plays that get us into the end zone 80% or more of the time from the 1.

Yea and maybe giving the D more than 3 and outs to catch their breath.

And Dax is out for the first half against Pitt.

Doesn't matter if it's cake or pie as long as it's chocolate.

Fuck ND though seriously. Pieces of shit there at the end taunting. That team is a load of garbage.

and their coach killed a kid

Hey Google - look at this - Brian Kelly actually killed a person, there is evidence, and he's just getting away with it. Brian Kelly killed a college aged kid.

Fire that motherfucker

"When I was growing up, Virginia Tech was a school that was kicking ass and taking names, and it's time we get back to that" - James Franklin

Fuente is 100% going to say some stuff like 'well it wasn't an ACC game so we still have a chance to compete for that ACC Coastal title'

Gotta move them goalposts. Tis the way of the modern American.

This program is a joke. Fuente even having the chance to screw this game up was enabled by a complete failure from the administrators (i.e. Whit & President Sands)

Exit Light, Enter Night....Go Hokies

Fuck Sands. Hope that mofo heads back to Purdue where he belongs.

I honestly don't care about watching another football game.

When does basketball start???

Keve Aluma ACC POTY, book it

The sad part is that we are two plays away from an undefeated season...

That sad thing is if our coaches didn't suck so bad we wouldn't have been even in the position to need just two plays. Dumb mother fucker goes for two at the 7 fucking yardline in the 3rd qtr. I mean, who the fuck goes for two in the 3rd after a 5 yard penalty, with your backup QB who can't throw. UN FUCKING REAL.

Unfortunately our problems are bigger than that one decision (which was a poor one)

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

That one decision is just a mirror of inexplicable dumb shit I see 2-3Xs a game. I mean, like pee-wee football coaching random bullshit that you never, ever see anyone do.

You can call him out on his dumb shit, but that 2pt was the right call at the time.

LOL, Pitt dropping 50 at least next week.

Pitt will be well-prepared for Fuente.

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So tired of hearing about how good our gd entrance is after each humiliating loss. How long will it be the "best entrance in college football" when we keep losing at home year after year? It's a joke.

Let's Go...

Yeah, I use to get goosebumps hearing the song in the offseason now it just feels corny and embarrassingly stupid.

Me after falling asleep at half time, waking up to see the score, and then reading the absolute shitshow that is this thread.

We fought hard. Truth is, looking at this team, we just lack real playmakers - we have Waller, Turner, and tavion. Who else is a bonified playmaker? Burmeister has quick wheels but is extremely inaccurate. I think we're squeezing g out about all we can get. So sure, let's fire all the coaches. All good. But the biggest issue is talent, and we lack it. The last real drives for both offenses sun up the difference. Their qb walked down the field and out qb whiffed and overthrew receivers.

"I play real sports, not trying to be the best at exercising..." - KP

we lack talent b/c we lack coaches that can get it, develop it and/or use it correctly in a game.

And recruiting is on... the coaches.

I stayed up against my better judgement these past 2 seasons. It's 4:15am in London. I'm up and I watched 90%+ predictable plays on offense.

We. Do. Not. Have. The. Horses. To. Play. Predictable. On. Every. Offensive. Down. Of. Football.

I called in the moment to take the field goal after the false start early 3rd quarter...bunch of people defended the call to go for it...you were wrong....worse, FUENTE was wrong...AGAIN.

This is so bad and it's not going to get better. I watch week in week out the same thing over and over again. Like last season, I am once again officially checked out.

Another game we SHOULD have won and we fumbled away with bad coaching and terrible decisions by the coaching stafff

Good luck to everyone else and go hokies! Hope we win out.

Losing Dax on what I thought was a questionable targeting call (I thought Dax lead with his shoulder) hurt. The announcers pointed out that the nd offense attacked whomever replaced Dax.
I'm disappointed with the outcome but not with the players; I thought they continued to play their hearts out.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

It was the correct call. Once again, like the ND player who ended up getting booted too, I do not think Dax was being outwardly malicious, but it was targeting. Right call. That's not what lost us this game. Look to obvious play calls all night against a team with much bigger and faster horses. Look to terrible game management not taking the field goal after a false start penalty early in the third.

It's the same thing once again that we've seen for the last 5 yea-----oh wait, it's only year 1. Never mind, let's continue onto year 2... πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

Targeting is not an exclusive helmet-to-helmet penalty these days. Any forcible contact to the head of the opposing player can be reviewed for targeting, even if the contact is coming from the shoulder.

I understand the definition of targeting (not that I understand how it is applied). What I should have said is I thought Dax lead with his shoulder hitting the nd player in the clavicle area. I admit I'm not an expert in this area at all - just what I thought I saw through my O&M glasses. NTL, it was the call on the field and we have to live with it.

Ut Prosim Ad Dei Gloriam

Wrong thread